₦airaland Forum

Only a fool will wait patiently for a monster, so notorious in consuming prey without hesitation to pay a visit. Interestingly, the said monster is not strange in any way, so familiar to the extent that every prey it pays a visit knows exact way it will be consumed before it happen. In the year 1979, the monster surprisingly and miraculously saved a prey,not because of its kindness, but because it was not hungry by then, but got the prey consumed by 1983, through petitions, Letters, criticisms full of lies, propaganda and deceit. Same way it devoured the next prey by 1985. The next prey was so skilful like Maradona that it was able to dribble for up to 8 years. When it discovered that it could not escape the monster, it presented "sacrificial"prey , before consuming two of them, the monster reasoned that the" SACRIFICIAL"prey is not the MESSIAH the animal kingdom want. The next prey couldn't survive 90 days of lies and propaganda. The next prey now seen the danger in accommodating or tolerating this monster decided to change history by becoming the monster and make prey out of the monster. Unfortunately it died on the process of swallowing the monster. The next prey quickly did the "NEEDFUL" by handing over the animal kingdom to the monster. For 8 years the kingdom witnessed deaths, killing, murders, assassinations, intimidations etc. But for the first time in many years, no "BEFORE IT'S LATE" propaganda letters, everything was going so well for the monster that it pushed for more time to terrorise, but the kingdom resisted it. To punish the kingdom for daring it, the monster handed over the kingdom to a very sick and weak prey. The prey died before the monster becomes hungry. Here comes the most delicious of all prey that came when all lions, tigers, hyenas, crocodiles of the kingdom are all extremely hungry and all desperate to have a deep bites. Unfortunately for them, the monster is not hungry yet, it has to preserve the prey till it's hungry, and that was done successfully. Finally, finally, the monster is hungry hence the release of all possible amour like "BEFORE IT'S LATE " propaganda letters, lies, deceit, intimidations against the prey. With the obvious history of the monster, if nothing is done by the prey to avoid being devoured then the devourer has no option than to "DO THE NEEDFUL"
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Warning :This satire is for the wise, fools keep off.
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Buhari, knowing fully well the antecedent of Obasanjo which the monster represent in this satire will certainly keep him away by jailing him, with that he has killed two birds with one stone. 1 - Keeping the devil away.
2- Making name for himself as fighter of corruption.
Once beaten, twice shy.

ndu_chucks: Ibu onye JJC?

Igbo wannabe

Afam4eva: I think Jonathan is ready to face humiliation. I think he likes being humiliated.

Jonathan will be re elected, you and your type will be humiliated. Mark this day.

magapagal: U must be kidding me, I don't know where u met the hausa man u claim told you Buhari is behind boko haram menace....I am sure what you are saying is big lieeeee!!!

Sharaaaaaaaaaap, Buhari is Commander of boko haram.

Lord Varys: Words of Saint Buhari in 2001
[size=14pt]Calls for 'total' Sharia in Nigeria[/size]
2001-08-27 21:32

Lagos - A former military ruler of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari, has called for the introduction of 'total' Islamic law across the country, reports said on Monday.

Buhari, who ruled Nigeria from a coup in December 1983 to his ouster in 1985, told a seminar in Kaduna, northern Nigeria, at the weekend that the strict Islamic law code known as the Sharia should be introduced in full across Nigeria.

"I will continue to show openly and inside me the total commitment to the Sharia movement that is sweeping all over Nigeria," Buhari said, quoted in press reports.

"God willing, we will not stop the agitation for the total implementation of the Sharia in the country," Buhari said.

Northern Nigeria is mainly Muslim but southern Nigeria is mainly Christian and has led criticism of the introduction of Islamic law in a dozen northern states in the past 18 months.

Africa's most populous country has been shaken repeatedly in the past by religious unrest. In February 2000 between 2 000 and 3 000 people were killed by Christian-Muslim riots in Kaduna over the introduction of Sharia.

Call for Sharia across the country

Buhari's comments were interpreted by the southern-based papers as a call for the imposition of Sharia all across the country, even in the mainly Christian south.

"Buhari calls for Sharia in all states," was the headline of the respected newspaper The Guardian.

Buhari's comments were defended by supporters as simply a call for the full implementation of Sharia in areas where Muslims predominated.

But the comments are the second by Buhari that have courted controversy after he called earlier this year for Muslims to vote at the next presidential elections only for someone who would defend their faith.

This was criticised by the press as a call for voting along religious lines, as well as an attack on the current president, Olusegun Obasanjo, who is a Christian.

Buhari made the latest comments at a seminar organised by the Supreme Council for Sharia in Nigeria, a newly set up body attended by northern state governments and Islamic scholars.

"It is a legal responsibility which God has given us, within the context of one Nigeria, to continue to uphold the practice of Sharia wholeheartedly ,  and to educate non-Muslims that they have nothing to fear," he said.

"What remains for Muslims in Nigeria is for them to redouble their efforts, educate Muslims on the need to promote the full implementation of Sharia law," he went on. - AFP

- SAPA

http://www.news24.com/xArchive/Archive/Calls-for-total-Sharia-in-Nigeria-20010827
Can a leopard change its spots

Yet some lDIOTS will foolishly question reason why Igbos who are 99% Christians will never accept him.

Commander in chief of BOKO HARAM armed forces






General "Murder"madu Buhari. Gcfr, gcon, HIV,.

IYA NGBALI: its 15k @ onitsha market

sharaaaaaaaaaap

lincolnj88: . we already know he is a double minded man......
Gej knows d best ansa for fools is silence......

Obasanjo is a bag of irresponsibility, a man who phocked his daughter in law can best be described evil. He's scared of any possibility of having a leader whose performance will dwarf his personality. His war against Jonathan is not for the good of the country, but to force JOE BOY to concede some grounds.

youngbyc: tm5 is 18k here in Ph... am looking forward getting mind...dat what I heard anyway....

Where in Portharcourt?

AMAECHI seem to have realised that his SMARTNESS has backfired....................








I'm sorry for him in advance.

strangest: Before OBJ accuses GEJ, I humbly appeal that he considers these:
During his tenure: POLITICAL DEATHS: Bola Ige- 23/12/01, Barr. Barnabas and Amaka Igwe-1/11/02, Harry Marshal- 5/3/03, Chuba Okadigbo- 25/11/03, Funsho Williams-27/7/06 and etc. RECOVERED FUNDS UNACCOUNTED FOR: Abbah Abacha-$350M, DSP Alamieyeseigha-N52B, Emmanuel Nwude & co-Unknown, Maurice Ibekwe- Unknown, Charles Taylor's money- Unknown and etc. FRAUD ERRAND MEN: Gbenga Obasanjo, Oyewole Fasawe, Chibuike Achigbu, Emeka Offor, Chris and Andy Ubah, Arthur Ezeh and etc. NIGERIANS BLEED: Savanah Bank Liquidated, SGB Liquidated, Anambra Govt House Bombed, Ngige a State Governor Kidnapped and etc.
Think of Belview crash and ADC Flight crash...

Remind them, wicked and evil tribe.

bukatyne: OBJ destroyed his son's marriage or the unfaithful wife did?

The parties in a union are solely responsible for keeping it dead or alive. Please leave OBJ out of this. If OBJ's wife was accusing him of ruining their marriage, I would support her.

Mojisola made the vow to Gbenga and not OBJ

In your reasoning Obasanjo right abi? Foooool.

This is the same man who stole over 100 million naira through deceptive donations. How many boko haram victims benefited that.

Abagworo: That letter was a private letter to the President that leaked. He wrote to lodge complaint to Jonathan about NNPC but it some how leaked and we all got to know about it. Some people accuse Amaechi of leaking it.

This is part of a co-ordinated political attack. How can different secret letters (WITH SAME AIM) from Obasanjo and Sanusi got leaked to Amaechi. REASON WELL FOR ONES.

I'm forced to believe that Sanusi is only being politically mischievous. Since he meets meets NNPC on regular basis why not take the matter to them for amicable resolution instead of this his shameful public nakedt political dance. Being a CBN governor can never make him governor of Kano state. Let him go and ask CHUKWUMA SOLUDO.

yetunsbay: The only deductn i cn make fr all behaviours of sme selected igbo nairalanders is dat they are either religious bigots or suffering fr ethnic disease.I didnt knw y on earth u gonna b criticising APC as a party all time.Since it ws formed as national party then y are 'sme' igbos nt mind to join d party bt otherwise sticking with d so called sectionalised APGA dat cnt even win a presidential positn.This is a simple life if it pays u,join them and if nt do nt.

For your mind your talking? Wait until APC win presidential election before you make noise, for now presidency is a tall order for APC.

agbameta: Is this a joke because the ogogoro master is yet to tell Nigerians anything about his not so well hidden presidential ambition...?

These PDP clowns no go kill pesin with laughter for real...lmao

AGBAMENTAL, please concentrate on your presidential material-less party.

Is there Anybody here who has bought M5 or M7 in port Harcourt. Please specify the place and price. Thanks.

Abagworo: Spare us the cr*p. Imo State is much better now and he's an action man. No lie can cover the sun. Waiting for Imolites to visit home this xmass and come out with testimonies. I don't expect liars and APGA/PDP goons to say the truth. I'm so sure they'll be busy looking for what has not been done and overlook the overwhelming developments.

You seem to be a confused boy, Ikwere tout who do not know anything about Imo now come to NL to spew dust. Is it not the same Okorocha the central bank has banned from taking any further loan, because he has taken loan Imo State can't pay in 50 years.

Abagworo: Truth is the only thing that will set us free. A visionary leader of international standard. May God give you the strength, guidance and protection to cotinue your good work. Nigeria needs peace, unity and development and not preaching tribalism, nepotism, protecting thieves, killing innocent people, religious intolerance as preached by PDP.

If Okorocha government is what is expected from APC, then...............


Thunder fire APC.

Energito: oh you are jealous because,people awo gave only £20 has overtaken you people.well am sorry if that is your reason.

I'm happy AWOLOWO comited suicide after the evil act.

Ile-Ife:
OBJ has made his point known to GEJ. Ibos can die if they want.

Yoruba is the only place in the world where thunder fired a dead man, segun Osoba, something more disastrous await OBASANJO.

taharqa: 8 Govs, 2 Deputies....

It's now dawn on Okorocha and Amaechi the one chance bus they willingly entered.

ckkris: Olusegun Obasanjo resented, or, REPAINTED? Obasanjo is about the most UNRELIABLE person in Nigeria. Want to ask his son?

Obasanjo that phocked his daughter in law. The Apc rats are praising him not because he has changed, but said their mind this time. HYPOCRITES.

rooftech: he has stolen 50billion oil money and must go period.

Then GO AND DIE

ujoinme: o boy see stress for Amaechi face! stress don make am old finish with gray hair sprouting everywhere. Pickin wey no gree him mama/papa sleep no dey sleep too. LOL

This is the beginning of his political Waterloo, just like his fellow MAGA, OKOROCHA. Two people tricked with one position, vice presidency. I'm sorry in advance.

Omo_Tier1: This is the greatest mistake GEJ made and now He will forever regret it. The judgement on GEJ will be swift, and the same jugle mathematics He used to enthrone evil will be used to sweep Him out. Mark this post for posterity.

GEJ thought He was smart, pre- NGF election, the likes of Jang, Akpabio had some voices and were able to talk. Now they are seen a muppet, ignoble characters and dis picante elements of darkness who GEJ is using to create evil in the land.

Posterity will never remember GEJ well, like I said, 2013 was the year He showed Nigerians his true colours, but unknown to him 2014 is the year God will show Him the colours and that will begin from His household.

For your mind your talking? What you're witnessing is what the heavy defeat APC will suffer in 2015 election will look like.

Wetin be APC sef, abi dem be people wey dey park SHlT?

Dr_OBD: Hmmm.......I'm watching

Aliyu knows that APC is empty drum.

talktimi: Once you decamp, you'll no longer be a progressive and every good thing ever said about you shall be null and void.

The are PROGRETHIEVES.

Idi Amin: I know Muktar Shagari to be an honorable man and he has earned it once again. He is a westernized aboki, not like his mu mu oga

While APC is busy pointing one finger at PDP, the rest four are pointing at them. APC will never win this battle.

hardywaltz: Happening rite now in PH.

But today is not environmental sanitation day.