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PoliticsRe: Why JEGA Postponed The Election Result Declaration by LongestDick: 8:50pm On Mar 30, 2015
Sorry Buhari
Try again in 2090
PoliticsRe: Photo Of The Day As Nigerians Await The Announcement Of Election Results by LongestDick: 8:46pm On Mar 30, 2015
Sorry Buhari
Try again in 2023
PoliticsRe: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by LongestDick: 8:40pm On Mar 30, 2015
dammytosh:
Longest dick, most minute brain.

See what you are doing to His Excellency, The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

General Mohammed Buhari (GCFR).
Mumu
Your brain dey faulty
PoliticsRe: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by LongestDick: 8:32pm On Mar 30, 2015
BISIXCLUSIVE:
madt man,ur moniker hav said it all.
I know your problem
You need a dicck to Bleep the shiit out of your smelly pusssy
TV/MoviesRe: NBC Releases List Of Media Houses That Breached Broadcasting Code by LongestDick: 8:09pm On Mar 30, 2015
A-P-C FOOLS
RomanceRe: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by LongestDick: 2:27am On Mar 30, 2015
jessiecah:
Some guys are highly disgusting and nauseating...I mean YOU
Stinking a.s.s b#tch
PhonesRe: Best Phone Camera According To Latest Research by LongestDick: 12:48pm On Mar 29, 2015
Just buy this phone
Huawei ascend mate 2
The back camera is 15 mp while the front camera is 6 mp
The phone size is 7 inches
It is sold for $230 = 40 thousand naira while an iphone 6 is sold for $800 = 90 thousand naira, yet it is better than iphone 6

IslamRe: Dress Code Of Muslim Women and Men by LongestDick: 3:52pm On Mar 27, 2015
afolag:
findout more about islam, ask questions. You will surely find out the truth about the religion called the religion of peace.
Now, tell me any islamic country you know who lives in peace
IslamRe: Dress Code Of Muslim Women and Men by LongestDick: 3:51pm On Mar 27, 2015
bakjal:
My dear broda i respect ur personal opinion on islam,thus d world we live in made u tink so, but pls understand that we muslims in so many ways r not practisin islam d way it should! However i assure u dat islam is far from being evil.i pray dat Allah forgive u of ur sins n make u have a diffrent tot about d only religion of truth
Tell me only one islamic country who lives in peace, without wars & killing
PoliticsRe: Pictures From Gwoza After It Was Captured By The Nigerian Army by LongestDick: 3:29pm On Mar 27, 2015
Buhari is the Boko Haram leader
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Manifesto Vs Jonathan's Manifesto by LongestDick: 3:26pm On Mar 27, 2015
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PoliticsRe: OPC, Ex-militants In Military Uniforms To Attack Opposition – APC by LongestDick: 3:25pm On Mar 27, 2015
By this time tomorrow Buhari will be in prison crying like a little girl
PoliticsRe: DSS Uncovers Plot To Announce Election Results Before INEC by LongestDick: 3:24pm On Mar 27, 2015
Ayanko:
Na there president be this?
You no sabi buhari again ??
PoliticsRe: DSS Uncovers Plot To Announce Election Results Before INEC by LongestDick: 3:23pm On Mar 27, 2015
Hit like for GEJ or Quote for Buhari

PoliticsRe: GEJ Vs GMB: Who Do You Think Will Win Tomorrow's Presidential Election? by LongestDick: 2:02pm On Mar 27, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Cool But Funny Pics Of Gov. Amaechi At Igwuruta by LongestDick: 2:01pm On Mar 27, 2015
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HealthRe: What Can Cause This?? by LongestDick: 11:27am On Mar 27, 2015
Menses do smell bad like rotten fish
HealthRe: What Can Cause This?? by LongestDick: 11:23am On Mar 27, 2015
Smelly pussy-cat turns me on
PoliticsRe: Has Anyone Seen The Embarrassing Video Of GEJ With that BBC Journalist? by LongestDick: 3:33am On Mar 24, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Buhari Campaigns In Style In Imo With Open Roof Bus (photos) by LongestDick: 1:00am On Mar 24, 2015
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PoliticsRe: APC Governorship Aspirant, 17,000 Others Defect To PDP by LongestDick: 12:57am On Mar 24, 2015
R-I-P
BUHARI
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Obama’s Speech On Nigerian Elections by LongestDick:
This old man was the president of Nigeria when my father was 19 years old, now i'm 29 & he still wants to rule me too.

When i was in the primary school my teacher told us we were the leaders of tomorrow, but an old man is still at war with the youngsters over the presidential seat.

A-P-C supporters are slaves & they are low lifes.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Doesn’t Deserve North’s Votes After Wife Abused Northerners – Mrs Buhar by LongestDick: 9:38pm On Mar 23, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Buhari And Amaechi Enter A Police Van In London (Video) by LongestDick: 6:48am On Mar 22, 2015
R-I-P
#Buhari

TravelRe: How Roads Are Named; The Difference Between An Ave, St, Ln, Dr, Way, Blvd Etc. by LongestDick: 9:14pm On Mar 21, 2015
I know a lot of Nigerians won't understand any of these.


We have them all here in America.
God bless America
HealthRe: Please Help! How Can I Help Him Stop Smoking Weed? by LongestDick: 9:08pm On Mar 21, 2015
Catered4:
Ha
Fool1sh fool.
HealthRe: Please Help! How Can I Help Him Stop Smoking Weed? by LongestDick: 9:05pm On Mar 21, 2015
Cigarette & alcohol kills 7 million people every year, yet it is legal.
Weed is illegal but tell me who died because of smoking weed.


Between Nigerians & Americans who are really smarter ??
The American government legalized weed & ignorant nigerians from a third world country who don't even know what THC is are busy saying shiit.

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