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CoolHunk:
Not immediately. For now, just do what sounds good to you. But it pays to understand the underlying music theory. So music theory and learning to play an instrument, preferably the piano, should be on your to-do list. But you don't have to rush it. Experiment and grow into it.

Sounds like a piece of cake.

CoolHunk:
Yes, you can learn on your own. But it depends on your intellect and desire. Try to watch FL studio beginner tutorials on youtube.

Nice
No prior knowledge of music or musical instruments required ?

CoolHunk:
If you're smart and willing enough, you can get started with FL studio. I'm talking about music production FYI.

Thanks
I'm already downloading it.
It's 353 MB though, might take some time.
You mean , I can do all this on my own ?

charix:
Work na work, I no send.

Well, you should be able to define what you want.
Send me a message using the link on my profile and lets take this offline , shall we ?

charix:
If you're really serious about it, please can you give me a referal for your old job? I dey find work.

My old job ?
I have not resigned and I did not state I was planning to resign soon
Are you referring to my current position specifically or any position in a bank ?
You do not even know my current position so I assume you mean any reasonable position in the bank.

This is something I have always had a passion for: entertainment.

The thing is, I do not sing neither am I a songwriter. Last time I tried , I got stuck on the first line for about two weeks. I also do not know how to play any musical instruments beyond strumming a few chords on the guitar. Though I plan to purchase a box guitar so I can practice.

But I love it when I visit a club and a DJ is doing his job well and the music is thrilling and banging and you know... the crowd is going wild and all

I have seen some really cool DJs doing their stuff. But afterwards , when I meet up them , they aren't always too enthusiastic about taking on an apprentice. This has always been the case each time.

Does anybody in the house know a fast path to become a DJ ?

I think being a DJ will bring a step closer to my dream of being a music producer some day.

I have set my sights on this and I will achieve this someday. Its just a matter of time

^^
iPhone . Apple IOS is very advanced

bollyrossy: so waht are we saying! No govt or individual has d right to tell u whom to love. Love is love! Either u fuckin a dude or a pussy! [b]As long as u nat doin it in da pub[/b]lic! Do ur tin! Atleast u loving! Mr mexico I need to know more bout him cos I love him so much! I bet I can turn him straight.

A 1000 yrs from now, we (humans) are all prolly gonna be far less concerned about public indecency. And there may be rights movements for that too. And people like you are probably gonna champion their cause. It's called evolution.

We are all capitalists living in a capitalist society. Our everyday decisions & actions are driven by the need for profit & survival.

In the Oval Office

God bless you. Didn't know porn industry had a dark side to it. 275 films ? That was a lot of cock.

How much was Glo paying these celebrities ?

omiobo: True federalism is the solution, if Lagos will survive or not,should not be your concern,it should be yorubas. I'm of the opinion that each state should live on what they have. Lagos has been the way it is even when there was no oil.

I perfectly agree. However the less people there are in Lagos, the less tax accrues to the state purse

Pukkah: Of course yes. Don't forget VAT and revenues from the ports too.

Have you forgotten what happened when Tinubu tried to create additional LGs? OBJ withheld the state's allocations.

Ok. But if every state were to control resources , then Lagos would have to rely on mostly its only 'natural resource' : people
It's the people who pay the tax that contributes 85% of its IGR.

Please which other resources are you referring to ?

Pukkah: This matter is simple. Embrace true fiscal federalism. Support true political federalism.

How much of VAT is generated in Lagos state? What percentage of VAT revenue comes back to Lagos state?

According to the official sharing of revenue, Lagos only gets slightly higher than Kano. In terms of economic power, is people not more important than land mass?

Let's say in a typical month, Lagos gets an allocation of N48.5 billion followed by Kano with N31.9 billion. In that same month, Akwa Ibom gets N104 billion, followed by Rivers N99.1 billion, Delta N90.4 billion, and Bayelsa N49 billion.

I agree that having a high population will increase consumption, but the benefits of that does not come when others (whose burdensome people troop to Lagos) share in the benefits. There are also redundant people that are taking more from Lagos than they are giving. Honestly, why can't their home states support them? Why should the burden be on Lagos?

You may say that what of oil revenue? Let all states hold on to their resources and other sources of revenue and give back only a token to the central government.

The states make up the federation. The Federal Government exists because states exist and not the other way round. Let states take care of their people. Let the Federal Government only bother itself about common issues like currency, borders, external security, foreign policies and trade, immigration, etc.

The shameful situation we have today is rewarding the lazy people and obscuring the efforts of hardworking people. With this, the region(s) that many people generally think would suffer may come out stronger.

Why should states go cap in hand to Abuja every month? Eh?

Why should Lagos, or any other state in the Federation, support the citizens of other states? Eh?

If Fasola imposes taxes, they complain. Yet they know that Lagos is disadvantaged when it comes to federal allocation. If he ejects those that can't even pay taxes, they scream. What do they expect him to do?

Did you say all states should hold onto their resources ? Can Lagos survive on its IGR alone ?

omenka: You sound like some1 who farts through his mouth because I can still smell the stench of what you just typed thousands of kilometres away! What is wrong with an igbo investing in the project? Pple like you are the reason why Nigeria keeps regressing while other nations make giant strides economically and politically.

What a convoluted response. You need to have yourself examined. Seriously .

Publicity stunt on the part of DJ Khaled/YMCMB

Do I smell a publicity stunt or is this for real?

DJ Khaled made a shocking revelation on July 25 when he proposed to his YMCMB labelmate, rapper Nicki Minaj, with a gorgeous 10-karat diamond sparkler valued at about $500,000 -- all in front of MTV News cameras.
"Nicki Minaj, I'm at MTV, I'm going to be honest with you; I love you," Khaled says to the camera. "I like you, I want you, I want you to be mine."
The hitmaker looks dead-serious and seems to be pouring out his heart during the nearly two-minute monologue, but the editing of the video, with its sappy background music and romantic camera blur, makes it look like a joke.
"The only reason why I'm not telling you this face-to-face is I understand that you're busy... We got the same symptoms, we're both suffering from success," he says.
According to MTV.com, the fact that "Khaled came to our studio with a 10 karat radiant cut diamond ring from Rafaello & Co. in Manhattan's famed diamond district" is a testament to his seriousness. I'm unconvinced. (Conveniently, DJ Khaled's seventh album, called "Suffering From Success, drops September 24.)
Minaj's only response as of yet is a retweet of a fan site's Twitter status that shares a link to the video. Does this mean she enjoyed the joke, or is she actually considering marriage?

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/pop-cult-1.811972/dj-khaled-proposes-to-nicki-minaj-with-10-karat-ring-on-mtv-video-1.5773803


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pk0-3i4Tsg

P.Stacks:
I will educate you.

During the Military Regime, we had only the Supreme Ruling Council to delegate on issues and immediately swing into action.. It was by far less expensive to this democracy where our Senators are the highest paid in the world and would use their high pay to pass only laws supporting Child-Bride..

When you are the highest paid in the world, it should reflect on the quality of laws you pass to govern the people..

Democracy is very Expensive.. Atleast only Abacha did the looting and a few others but in this democracy, everybody loots, Free for all.
No law, no order, no decorum, no justice, no jobs, no PHCN... NEPA was far better during Military Regime under Babangida and Abacha, name it.. Let's do a holistic Evaluation as to what was and what is now....

Military Regime was far better..

Please shut up

Nigeria accounts for about 75 % of the world's yam production

babyosisi: The man is unravelling like moi moi and agidi jollof wrapped in plantain leaves
Since he started chopping from ACN his social crusading has moved to one side
Kuforiji of ACN wiped the treasury nobody heard pim from Wole
The ACN wives went frolicking in London last year,Wole said nada
Their lawmakers to watch Olympics,Wole said nothing
ACN states contributed 1 billion amidst starving children to throw Tinubu a birthday at 70( he claimed 60 sha)
Wole said nothing about the age or the money spent
Tinubu is collecting toll.wole turned a blind eye
He enthroned his family to power,Wole was no where to be found
All the fake diplomas,Wole is tongue tied
The other day he defended auntie Peshe in her perm sec appointment,maybe they greased his palm
Today he is singing the Amaechi
The same Amaechi that removed an elected LGA chair who won the position the same way he won his seat and Wole will not rebuke him
Why?
he is probably chopping from Amaechi and throwing daggers at the dame

This is unbelievable .

Proudly African backside

Olufon-ade:
How old was Virgin Marry when she gave birth to Jesus Christ?

a)14
b)18
c)23
d)28

Ans: 14

source: Encyclopedia of catholic church

KNOWLEDGE IS LIGHT WHILE IGNORANCE IS DARKNESS.

Constructed criticism would have been better if not religious

RUBBISH.

My APC friend just mentioned Buhari/Soyinka 2015.

I don't think that's good combination though.

P.Stacks:
Are u serious..
Somehow I'm not surprised..
Oyinbo no get problem naoo..

If to say for their country them dey knack Mace for person head for House of Assembly or their First lady dey insult the elders of their country or even sef, unemployment reach half the level wey e dey for my country, she for no get time to think how to kiss Lion..

It reminds me of that Nigeria song. Eruku yapa lori remix.. Jor ooo..

Se o le kirun ni express?
Iya ranbo, se o le fi se stripper..
Lion nkor? Se o le kissi Lion jor ooo.

Oyinbo no get problem nao.. They can protest if Justice is not Delivered as in the Case of Trayvon Martin..
they can ask that their govt brings food to their haus and still spoon feed dem,
They can claim unemployment benefits,
They can sleep with their 2 eyes closed at night.
They don't know what is PHCN at all, some oyinbo never ever c Nepa take light..
Oyinbo no get problem jare..

No Nigeria fit ever think of kissing lion.. Lai lai.

Fellow nigerians, let's pray that we have the kind of problems these oyinbo people have jare.. Make I fit chop belleful so tey na to go kiss lion go be my next big problem.. That must be a good social problem ooo..

Let's face our problems jare in naija..
Where is Amechi my man?
Have they organised the debate for PEJ and Professor?
The guy wey dem knack Mace for hin head wey travel abroad, hope he's responding to treatment sha..
Abi Madam Umbella don tear anoda one, someone intimate mi jare, I no get time for oyinbo wey lion wan chop.. O'n pe wey lion wan chop am.. Didn't she know lion is not a Domestic animal.. Mtcheewww..

Unbelievable

martinseme: hungry lion sit down him own jeje just dey vess say them lock am up for cage like one kind common animal, just dey endure a disgrace wey even lizards no fit endure. na so one onyinbo opekee carry trouble come near come meet am there to kiss am for him body. the lion use vess nearly chop up...wetin save the girl be say onyinbo meat no dey sweet..her body self never mature to chop..another disgrace for the lion

This is unbelievable .

Beautiful campus

http://mobile.nationalmirroronline.net/read.php?index=2914

Had a nice time with this brief article. Hope you enjoy it too

ujchief: Obviously, you don't know the meaning of 'egghead'.

Lol