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Religion / Re: How Mrs Evelyn Joshua Is Allegedly Ruining T.B Joshua's Legacy With Cohorts by Longsleeve: 10:04am On Oct 06, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad one yet, but if she's bent on destroying the evil altars and system set up by TB Joshua like king Josiah did in Israel, then it's a much welcomed development.

But if she intends to continue in his evil legacy and even do much worse like King Ahab had done after he became leader of Israel, then it's a very bad thing indeed.

I'm hoping it's a good thing though.

God bless.
Ok clap for yourself Sir..
And why don't you also throw more light on the evil alters..
Mtchewwwww
Properties / Re: 5 Star Hotel For Sell At New Owerri, Imo State. 1.5b by Longsleeve: 9:43am On Oct 06, 2021
Lemme pay 1k.
I will pay the remaining balance within 150years..
Family / Re: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by Longsleeve: 9:11am On Oct 06, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:



If he does that, the yeye pastor will place some Heavenly curses on his head grin
E no go work na.. grin
Family / Re: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by Longsleeve: 8:51am On Oct 06, 2021
Collect the wife's number and start flirting with her..

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Food / Re: What’s Your Favourite Oil To Use For Cooking? by Longsleeve: 7:21am On Oct 06, 2021
Virgin oil
Phones / Re: How Old Are You? Are You Bold? by Longsleeve: 7:04am On Oct 06, 2021
MidasO1:
typically lazy ikwerre man
Are you done?
Phones / Re: How Old Are You? Are You Bold? by Longsleeve: 12:11am On Oct 06, 2021
chatinent:


Emoji kiss?

God why na
She can waybill the kiss na grin
Celebrities / Re: Ben Cash Buys Brand New Mercedes Benz GLK SUV (Video, Photos) by Longsleeve: 10:54pm On Oct 05, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Dickocurency

The only stable and working well currency we have is clitocurrency..

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Phones / Re: How Old Are You? Are You Bold? by Longsleeve: 10:24pm On Oct 05, 2021
Mercychen:


Haha.. I no be una set. grin
If I guess it correct..
I'd get a kiss from you..
Agreed?
Phones / Re: How Old Are You? Are You Bold? by Longsleeve: 8:12pm On Oct 05, 2021
The Sum of 3 consecutive numbers is 75..

The first number is my age..

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Family / Re: I Married Her A Virgin But Now This Is Happening by Longsleeve: 6:48pm On Oct 05, 2021
Toilet infection can be the cause..

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Religion / Re: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by Longsleeve: 6:45pm On Oct 05, 2021
MidasO1:
mention your state first.
don't be ashamed to
The worst thing you can do to yourself is lying

Akwa ibom has witches that flies in the night and also pastors that proscribe witches and you know it.. so Mariah isn't wrong to ask which state..

I'm from Rivers State by the way so I know you guys too well..

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Religion / Re: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by Longsleeve: 6:32pm On Oct 05, 2021
MidasO1:
na idiot you be.
I'm serving in In SE should I start listing the extreme wickedness perpetrated by Igbo ladies against their maids?
but I can never used that to generalize or huge a whole tribe or state.
That MariahAngel abi na Mariah devil really vex me with that useless comment.
As for your dumb comment, I'll just slide and pass, I don't have your time.
dumb ass
The earlier you realize that witches are everywhere but akwa ibom and Calabar are headquarters the better for you..

There's no need taking it personal.. you should be proud of your people..

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Religion / Re: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by Longsleeve: 6:29pm On Oct 05, 2021
Mercychen:


Collect the child from him.
Will you? If not, keep quiet!

Even if the mother is a witch according to the OP..
At least the baby won't be.. witchcraft isn't hereditary..

Or even if the baby is a witch..which I doubt..she should be taken for deliverance at least her witchcraft hasn't mature

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Religion / Re: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by Longsleeve: 6:26pm On Oct 05, 2021
MidasO1:
keep Akwa Ibom state out of your mouth before I troll you.
You have quite a good reputation here on this forum, don't lose it by making tribal statements.
I won't stand you talk rubbish against my state and let you get away with it
you have been warned
There's no need taking it personal..

We in the south south all know akwa ibom and Calabar and what they are capable of..

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Romance / Re: I'm just having fun by Longsleeve: 5:10pm On Oct 05, 2021
Get a customized shirt with Ashawo inscription..

Locate the nearest busy junction..one sugar mummy go carry you..

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Car Talk / Re: Advice Me On Ford Ranger 1997 Non by Longsleeve: 4:56pm On Oct 05, 2021
Why you wan use your hand buy this kind thing??

Instead play 2 odds make e cut..

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Education / Re: 24 Students Expelled From Federal University Kashere, Gombe State by Longsleeve: 4:54pm On Oct 05, 2021
So students even dey there??
Food / Re: Cakes! by Longsleeve: 4:16pm On Oct 05, 2021
mariahAngel:


You don't say!

OK. So, why don't you give me the recipe for all kinds of pastries, let me see if I can't make it for free. undecided
Recipe or ingredients?
Food / Re: Cakes! by Longsleeve: 3:57pm On Oct 05, 2021
mariahAngel:


Why would I want to do that?
Because you do all kind of pastries..

Free pastry is also a kind na..
Health / Re: What Are The Dangers Of Applying Aboniki Balm On The Manhood? by Longsleeve: 3:56pm On Oct 05, 2021
You will feel like fireboy..

No side effects.. try and report back to us..

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Food / Re: Cakes! by Longsleeve: 3:50pm On Oct 05, 2021
mariahAngel:


Thanks.


I can do all kinds of pastries.
Can you do free pastries?
Religion / Re: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by Longsleeve: 11:14am On Oct 05, 2021
If you continue like this you will end up having regrets.

Stand up,be a man and take charge of your life.

The poor child doesn't deserve this..

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Education / Re: World Teacher's Day: Make A Reference To A Teacher That Redefined Your Life by Longsleeve: 11:08am On Oct 05, 2021
Mercychen:
Myself. I refined myself by myself and today I'm a Teacher.

At a point in my life, after school. I began to go back to all I was taught ( that I never understood) and started learning them on my own, by myself. That really helped refine me because if I had stopped at what I was taught, I would not be where I am today. So I am sound academically today because of me.

So big ups to Mua!
Self learning is the best..
Happy teachers day to you

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Crime / Re: Mother, Son Jailed For Stealing Cigarettes, Rezler, Milks by Longsleeve: 10:18pm On Oct 04, 2021
They should have given them to smoke as purnishment..
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Cried And Begged For A Relationship As A Woman? by Longsleeve: 10:08pm On Oct 04, 2021
debbydams:
lol,I'm very emotional,so I cry over everything..
Come and cry on my shoulder

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Celebrities / Re: Baby Churchill Clocks Two, Celebrates Birthday With Amazing Photo Shoot by Longsleeve: 10:02pm On Oct 04, 2021
Hbd boy

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Romance / Re: Aunt Stopped Liking My Photos But Instead Likes Her Children & My Other Cousin’ by Longsleeve: 9:59pm On Oct 04, 2021
At least Facebook is down now..
You should be consoled
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Cried And Begged For A Relationship As A Woman? by Longsleeve: 9:57pm On Oct 04, 2021
They are always begging..
if it's not relationship then its money for themselves..
Or their grandmother that swallowed shovel.. grin

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Phones / Re: Data Of 1.5 Billion Facebook Users On Sale At Hacker Forum by Longsleeve: 9:11pm On Oct 04, 2021
Make them chop the data..
Nothing concern me with facebook
Romance / Re: Sex Related Question For Mature Minds Only by Longsleeve: 9:09pm On Oct 04, 2021
Like rotten fish or spoilt akamu?

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