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Romance / Re: Must A Guy Propose With A Ring? by lonipeter(m): 10:15pm On Nov 17, 2014
DieeDiee:


Because a woman is a precious treasure. Maybe if y'all didn't go around watering every hole then y'all might precious too :p

And who told you all guys 'go around watering every hole'? BTW, if girls are precious, but guys aint precious 'cause they're watering holes, whose holes are thy watering then?
Romance / Re: Must A Guy Propose With A Ring? by lonipeter(m): 10:08pm On Nov 17, 2014
DieeDiee:


No, but that you see me as valuable and deserving of something as precious as a diamond. Plus a diamond lasts longer than a yam. Wouldn't you want to give me a reminder of you for all the days of my life?

wait, given that you get a diamond ring when I propose, would that mean u get no ring at the 'official' engagement or you get another? And a wedding ring to follow. Will you don three rings on same finger?
Romance / Re: Must A Guy Propose With A Ring? by lonipeter(m): 9:58am On Nov 17, 2014
DieeDiee:


Why you wanna marry her if all she's worth is a bag of yam? I hope you not my bf...Izzy is that you?

Does it mean if I propose to you with a ring, all you're worth is that ring?
Romance / Re: Must A Guy Propose With A Ring? by lonipeter(m): 8:25pm On Nov 16, 2014
DieeDiee:


LOL! LOL! LOL! #dead

A bagload of yam may well benefit her more than the ring, my opinion.
Romance / Re: Must A Guy Propose With A Ring? by lonipeter(m): 4:47pm On Nov 16, 2014
KillerBeauty:
Op if u don't want to propose like that, just simply get her pregnant grin grin

Ah! No o, I'm one of those who believe you ain't supposed to do it until you walk down the aisle.
Romance / Re: Must A Guy Propose With A Ring? by lonipeter(m): 3:37pm On Nov 16, 2014
Babygal4eva:
How else will he propose? if he doesn't show me the ring will I think he is serious?

and besides its the romance that makes it memorable

hmmm! 'memorable' Key word noted!
Romance / Must A Guy Propose With A Ring? by lonipeter(m): 3:27pm On Nov 16, 2014
Of course it's common nowadays for the guy to take the lady on a date to a catchy spot in town, do the normal: eat, shop or see a movie, then afterwards the guy recites his favorite well rehearsed movie love lines before going down one knee, producing a glittering ring from his tux and saying the classic 'will you marry me?'. There's nothing really bad in that, in fact every girl seem to dream for such a proposal even though they might have agreed and working towards tying the knots. Now should this be every lady's standard and expectation? Must a guy always propose like this? Opinions please, especially from ladies.
NYSC / NYSC 2014 Batch C Corps Members, Where Were Posted? by lonipeter(m): 4:48pm On Oct 31, 2014
If you are a prospective batch C 'corper' waiting to hit camp in days, oya rep your state of posting here. You can tell us the institution you graduated from.
Jokes Etc / A New Medical Condition- Ritaphilia(sis) Discovered! by lonipeter(m): 10:47am On Jan 02, 2014
There is a new condition in town, it is called Ritaphilia(sis). A young man, Pedro Ay of Amnier community in the city of Laos, was recently diagnosed and according to experts, he could be the only human with the condition which is perhaps the rarest in medical history.
Doctors said he developed the condition as a result of inexplicably complex genetic-hormonal interactions and he is said to have lived with the condition for about five years. "The ritaphilic cells," explained an expert "acts like a virus, once in the bloodstream (where it is released after it is birthed of the gen-ormonal interactions), it multiplies rapidly and is soon found in all body fluid. Ritaphilic cells infest all organs and cells of the human body, it is at home in the bladder as well as in the marrow, it been found in specimens from Ay's skin epidermis and in strands of his hair." Amazingly, ritaphilic cells are said to have unparalleled ability to mimic cells it has infested and perform there functions when the cells eventually die.
As it stands, Ay will never recover from this condition as it has grown to a stage where it is called Severe Acute Ritaphilia(sis), he will have to live with it all his life and since it is believed to be hereditary, it is expected that all his offsprings will be born with the same condition. Funnyly enough, the condition is, according to the experts, not transmitted sexually but is believed to be mildly and selectively contagious, whatever that means!

this is a joke and a love story, details later!
Health / A New Medical Condition- Ritaphilia(sis) Discovered! by lonipeter(m): 10:39am On Jan 02, 2014
There is a new condition in town, it is called Ritaphilia(sis). A young man, Pedro Ay of Amnier community in the city of Laos, was recently diagnosed and according to experts, he could be the only human with the condition which is perhaps the rarest in medical history.
Doctors said he developed the condition as a result of inexplicably complex genetic-hormonal interactions and he is said to have lived with the condition for about five years. "The ritaphilic cells," explained an expert "acts like a virus, once in the bloodstream (where it is released after it is birthed of the gen-ormonal interactions), it multiplies rapidly and is soon found in all body fluid. Ritaphilic cells infest all organs and cells of the human body, it is at home in the bladder as well as in the marrow, it been found in specimens from Ay's skin epidermis and in strands of his hair." Amazingly, ritaphilic cells are said to have unparalleled ability to mimic cells it has infested and perform there functions when the cells eventually die.
As it stands, Ay will never recover from this condition as it has grown to a stage where it is called Severe Acute Ritaphilia(sis), he will have to live with it all his life and since it is believed to be hereditary, it is expected that all his offsprings will be born with the same condition. Funnyly enough, the condition is, according to the experts, not transmitted sexually but is believed to be mildly and selectively contagious, whatever that means!
Nairaland / General / A New Medical Condition- Ritaphilia(sis) Discovered! by lonipeter(m): 8:01pm On Dec 31, 2013
There is a new condition in town, it is called Ritaphilia(sis). A young man, Pedro Ay of Amnier community in the city of Laos, was recently diagnosed and according to experts, he could be the only human with the condition which is perhaps the rarest in medical history.
Doctors said he developed the condition as a result of inexplicably complex genetic-hormonal interactions and he is said to have lived with the condition for about five years. "The ritaphilic cells," explained an expert "acts like a virus, once in the bloodstream (where it is released after it is birthed of the gen-ormonal interactions), it multiplies rapidly and is soon found in all body fluid. Ritaphilic cells infest all organs and cells of the human body, it is at home in the bladder as well as in the marrow, it been found in specimens from Ay's skin epidermis and in strands of his hair." Amazingly, ritaphilic cells are said to have unparalleled ability to mimic cells it has infested and perform there functions when the cells eventually die.
As it stands, Ay will never recover from this condition as it has grown to a stage where it is called Severe Acute Ritaphilia(sis), he will have to live with it all his life and since it is believed to be hereditary, it is expected that all his offsprings will be born with the same condition. Funnyly enough, the condition is, according to the experts, not transmitted sexually but is believed to be mildly and selectively contagious, whatever that means!
Nairaland / General / Re: How Is Glo Network In Your Area? by lonipeter(m): 10:46am On Oct 15, 2013
Pls mod, help me put this on FP, I need the feedbacks badly. Thanks.
Nairaland / General / How Is Glo Network In Your Area? by lonipeter(m): 10:39am On Oct 15, 2013
Good morning Nairalanders, I'm doing a compilation of feedback on glo network strength and reach, pls comment with the state of glo network (call and browser) in your area and tell of places where you know the network hasn't reached for improvement. Thanks y'all.
Romance / Re: The Most Romantic Thing Your Partner Has Ever Said To You. by lonipeter(m): 8:43pm On Oct 13, 2013
carefreewannabe: After an argument, about to make up:

I: I thought, you don't care anymore.

He: How can you even think something like this? No man who knows you like I do wouldn't care.

He is my ex now undecided

Where, Why and how on earth do everyone have exes?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Like The Most About Yourself? by lonipeter(m): 1:04am On Oct 11, 2013
nadia_SA: My ikebe , figure !
Personality
I just love me
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Like The Most About Yourself? by lonipeter(m): 1:04am On Oct 11, 2013
nadia_SA: My ikebe , figure !
Personality
I just love me

'Peeps then sighs'
The ikebe and figure is there!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Libyan Prime Minister Kidnapped At Gun Point by lonipeter(m): 12:41pm On Oct 10, 2013
The kidnap is said to be in retaliation for the killing of al-qaeda kingpins by the US commission recently.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Libyan Prime Minister Kidnapped At Gun Point by lonipeter(m): 12:33pm On Oct 10, 2013
And the Prime Minister has been in office for only eleven months after returning from exile where he had been for many years. A whole prime minister no safe again, na wa o!
Foreign Affairs / Libyan Prime Minister Kidnapped At Gun Point by lonipeter(m): 12:15pm On Oct 10, 2013
Libyan Prime Minister, Ali Zeidan, has, this morning, been kidnapped from a hotel in Tripoli by a group of supposed former rebels who even took a photo of themselves and him and shared it on the internet.
Romance / Re: How Did You Heal From Your Heartbreak?? by lonipeter(m): 10:30am On Oct 09, 2013
Popowaa: smh,paranoia.Imagine this ,a guy once told me if the gf doesnt ask him for money then meaning the girl is cheating and so what do u expect the girl to do?Blame urselves.


You're making sense my dear, not every guy believes money is everything. I wouldn't want to be loved just because of my money. Love is acceptance of personality, not property. I just hope and pray that everyone would just get the mate they deserve, and that settles it. The OP's friend should just brace herself up and thank God she didn't end up with such a cheat. It's a blessing in disguise, trust me.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Hooks Up On Babyface's Show by lonipeter(m): 3:00pm On Oct 07, 2013
topcy90: Lmao welcome nairaland dude

Wetin you mean?
Celebrities / Where Is Kel? by lonipeter(m): 2:53pm On Oct 07, 2013
Kelechi Ohia who's better known as Kel wowed Nigeria music lovers with her hit single 'waa wa alright' but had since disappeared from the hip-hop scene. What do you think she's been doing?
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Hooks Up On Babyface's Show by lonipeter(m): 9:44pm On Oct 06, 2013
204 views and not even one comment, are there Nigerians no Nairaland at all?
Family / Re: Most Painful Death Of A Loved One You Had by lonipeter(m): 10:16pm On Oct 05, 2013
My dad, because his death is still so fresh. He died a couple of hours ago!

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Celebrities / Linda Ikeji Hooks Up On Babyface's Show by lonipeter(m): 7:49pm On Oct 05, 2013
Linda Ikeji, the beautiful and well known blogger got a potential hubby in Segun Dangote when she declared she is 'single and searching' on Teju Babyface Show. Babyface was quick to initiate a match-making raffle and bold Segun did not slack as he declared himself the winner. Congrats to them o!

BTW Babyface had a crush on Linda when they were both in Unilag he almost started a relationship before she travelled and they lost contacts.
Nairaland / General / A Thread For Nairalanders Who Have Their Birthdays Today by lonipeter(m): 8:48am On Oct 02, 2013
Happy birthday to myself and all Nairalanders born on this date. God bless us!
If today is your birthday, oya show your logo.
Nairaland / General / Re: Help A Nairalander Reach Mike Adenuga by lonipeter(m): 2:36pm On Oct 01, 2013
More comments please
Nairaland / General / Re: Help A Nairalander Reach Mike Adenuga by lonipeter(m): 2:06pm On Oct 01, 2013
duality: Let me try to help.

Option 1

Try using DHL OR any better one.

# Make sure your first delivery is enough to make him send for you.

I may be able to give another BETTER option. but it'll depend on the result of option 1.

Hmmm, good one, and what could the BETTER option be?
Nairaland / General / Re: Help A Nairalander Reach Mike Adenuga by lonipeter(m): 1:51pm On Oct 01, 2013
Pita99: Its quite complicated,maybe you should go to glo headquarters and meet the GM/CEO or whatever, is not going to be easy sha.. Good luck man

Thanks man, going there is inevitable, I'm just thinking it would be better if I could make some contacts that'd lead to being offered an invitation.
Nairaland / General / Help A Nairalander Reach Mike Adenuga by lonipeter(m): 1:20pm On Oct 01, 2013
Good day Nairalanders and happy independence day, I have some very valuable pieces of idea that I wish to share with glo (it'll work for any of the network providers but I chose glo- proudly Nigerian!) but I'm unwilling to let it go through channels and layers of management in which it must wind and twist through a dozen or more levels of responsibility which can stifle the message; the chances of it surviving the trip undistorted are slim to none. And if it does, it might have lost it's 'seal of authority' which means someone else would be claiming the rights. What do you advise and in what way could you be of help? Thanks.

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