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seankafor:
Op ever heared of thibuart curtois?

I think he's yet to really prove himself.

nickz:
NO!!!??
best epl goalkeeper right now is Simone Mignolet
better than neur

Mignolet? That's laughable. He plays second fiddle to Courtois in Belgium even though he's much older.

He was voted the division's best pair of hands in his very first reason in the premier league but lost out in the couple of years that followed. He has however been the saviour for United, on several occasions as they push for a top 4 finish. Is De Gea the best Premier League goalkeeper or we should look out for another one, lol! Candid opinions please, thanks.

DieeDiee:
Because a woman is a precious treasure. Maybe if y'all didn't go around watering every hole then y'all might precious too :p

And who told you all guys 'go around watering every hole'? BTW, if girls are precious, but guys aint precious 'cause they're watering holes, whose holes are thy watering then?

DieeDiee:
No, but that you see me as valuable and deserving of something as precious as a diamond. Plus a diamond lasts longer than a yam. Wouldn't you want to give me a reminder of you for all the days of my life?

wait, given that you get a diamond ring when I propose, would that mean u get no ring at the 'official' engagement or you get another? And a wedding ring to follow. Will you don three rings on same finger?

DieeDiee:
Why you wanna marry her if all she's worth is a bag of yam? I hope you not my bf...Izzy is that you?

Does it mean if I propose to you with a ring, all you're worth is that ring?

DieeDiee:
LOL! LOL! LOL! #dead

A bagload of yam may well benefit her more than the ring, my opinion.

KillerBeauty:
Op if u don't want to propose like that, just simply get her pregnant

Ah! No o, I'm one of those who believe you ain't supposed to do it until you walk down the aisle.

Babygal4eva:
How else will he propose? if he doesn't show me the ring will I think he is serious?

and besides its the romance that makes it memorable

hmmm! 'memorable' Key word noted!

Of course it's common nowadays for the guy to take the lady on a date to a catchy spot in town, do the normal: eat, shop or see a movie, then afterwards the guy recites his favorite well rehearsed movie love lines before going down one knee, producing a glittering ring from his tux and saying the classic 'will you marry me?'. There's nothing really bad in that, in fact every girl seem to dream for such a proposal even though they might have agreed and working towards tying the knots. Now should this be every lady's standard and expectation? Must a guy always propose like this? Opinions please, especially from ladies.

If you are a prospective batch C 'corper' waiting to hit camp in days, oya rep your state of posting here. You can tell us the institution you graduated from.

There is a new condition in town, it is called Ritaphilia(sis). A young man, Pedro Ay of Amnier community in the city of Laos, was recently diagnosed and according to experts, he could be the only human with the condition which is perhaps the rarest in medical history.
Doctors said he developed the condition as a result of inexplicably complex genetic-hormonal interactions and he is said to have lived with the condition for about five years. "The ritaphilic cells," explained an expert "acts like a virus, once in the bloodstream (where it is released after it is birthed of the gen-ormonal interactions), it multiplies rapidly and is soon found in all body fluid. Ritaphilic cells infest all organs and cells of the human body, it is at home in the bladder as well as in the marrow, it been found in specimens from Ay's skin epidermis and in strands of his hair." Amazingly, ritaphilic cells are said to have unparalleled ability to mimic cells it has infested and perform there functions when the cells eventually die.
As it stands, Ay will never recover from this condition as it has grown to a stage where it is called Severe Acute Ritaphilia(sis), he will have to live with it all his life and since it is believed to be hereditary, it is expected that all his offsprings will be born with the same condition. Funnyly enough, the condition is, according to the experts, not transmitted sexually but is believed to be mildly and selectively contagious, whatever that means!

this is a joke and a love story, details later!

There is a new condition in town, it is called Ritaphilia(sis). A young man, Pedro Ay of Amnier community in the city of Laos, was recently diagnosed and according to experts, he could be the only human with the condition which is perhaps the rarest in medical history.
Doctors said he developed the condition as a result of inexplicably complex genetic-hormonal interactions and he is said to have lived with the condition for about five years. "The ritaphilic cells," explained an expert "acts like a virus, once in the bloodstream (where it is released after it is birthed of the gen-ormonal interactions), it multiplies rapidly and is soon found in all body fluid. Ritaphilic cells infest all organs and cells of the human body, it is at home in the bladder as well as in the marrow, it been found in specimens from Ay's skin epidermis and in strands of his hair." Amazingly, ritaphilic cells are said to have unparalleled ability to mimic cells it has infested and perform there functions when the cells eventually die.
As it stands, Ay will never recover from this condition as it has grown to a stage where it is called Severe Acute Ritaphilia(sis), he will have to live with it all his life and since it is believed to be hereditary, it is expected that all his offsprings will be born with the same condition. Funnyly enough, the condition is, according to the experts, not transmitted sexually but is believed to be mildly and selectively contagious, whatever that means!

There is a new condition in town, it is called Ritaphilia(sis). A young man, Pedro Ay of Amnier community in the city of Laos, was recently diagnosed and according to experts, he could be the only human with the condition which is perhaps the rarest in medical history.
Doctors said he developed the condition as a result of inexplicably complex genetic-hormonal interactions and he is said to have lived with the condition for about five years. "The ritaphilic cells," explained an expert "acts like a virus, once in the bloodstream (where it is released after it is birthed of the gen-ormonal interactions), it multiplies rapidly and is soon found in all body fluid. Ritaphilic cells infest all organs and cells of the human body, it is at home in the bladder as well as in the marrow, it been found in specimens from Ay's skin epidermis and in strands of his hair." Amazingly, ritaphilic cells are said to have unparalleled ability to mimic cells it has infested and perform there functions when the cells eventually die.
As it stands, Ay will never recover from this condition as it has grown to a stage where it is called Severe Acute Ritaphilia(sis), he will have to live with it all his life and since it is believed to be hereditary, it is expected that all his offsprings will be born with the same condition. Funnyly enough, the condition is, according to the experts, not transmitted sexually but is believed to be mildly and selectively contagious, whatever that means!

Pls mod, help me put this on FP, I need the feedbacks badly. Thanks.

Good morning Nairalanders, I'm doing a compilation of feedback on glo network strength and reach, pls comment with the state of glo network (call and browser) in your area and tell of places where you know the network hasn't reached for improvement. Thanks y'all.

carefreewannabe: After an argument, about to make up:

I: I thought, you don't care anymore.

He: How can you even think something like this? No man who knows you like I do wouldn't care.

He is my ex now

Where, Why and how on earth do everyone have exes?

nadia_SA: My ikebe , figure !
Personality
I just love me

'Peeps then sighs'
The ikebe and figure is there!

The kidnap is said to be in retaliation for the killing of al-qaeda kingpins by the US commission recently.

And the Prime Minister has been in office for only eleven months after returning from exile where he had been for many years. A whole prime minister no safe again, na wa o!

Libyan Prime Minister, Ali Zeidan, has, this morning, been kidnapped from a hotel in Tripoli by a group of supposed former rebels who even took a photo of themselves and him and shared it on the internet.

Popowaa: smh,paranoia.Imagine this ,a guy once told me if the gf doesnt ask him for money then meaning the girl is cheating and so what do u expect the girl to do?Blame urselves.

You're making sense my dear, not every guy believes money is everything. I wouldn't want to be loved just because of my money. Love is acceptance of personality, not property. I just hope and pray that everyone would just get the mate they deserve, and that settles it. The OP's friend should just brace herself up and thank God she didn't end up with such a cheat. It's a blessing in disguise, trust me.

topcy90: Lmao welcome nairaland dude

Wetin you mean?

Kelechi Ohia who's better known as Kel wowed Nigeria music lovers with her hit single 'waa wa alright' but had since disappeared from the hip-hop scene. What do you think she's been doing?

204 views and not even one comment, are there Nigerians no Nairaland at all?

My dad, because his death is still so fresh. He died a couple of hours ago!

Linda Ikeji, the beautiful and well known blogger got a potential hubby in Segun Dangote when she declared she is 'single and searching' on Teju Babyface Show. Babyface was quick to initiate a match-making raffle and bold Segun did not slack as he declared himself the winner. Congrats to them o!

BTW Babyface had a crush on Linda when they were both in Unilag he almost started a relationship before she travelled and they lost contacts.

Happy birthday to myself and all Nairalanders born on this date. God bless us!
If today is your birthday, oya show your logo.

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