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Celebrities / Beverly Osu's Mum Is Proud Of Her BBA Antics by lonipeter(m): 1:11pm On Aug 12, 2013
Beverly Osu's best friend, Charity Owoh has stated in an interview that Beverly's mum knows about her BBA 'love story' with Angelo as 'she tell her mum anything before she does them' including boy friends and coitus! check the story @ http://www.naij.com/news43243.html
NYSC / Jesus Corpers, Where Are You Having Your State Rural-rugged? by lonipeter(m): 9:14am On Jul 19, 2013
Share with us the location God will have you take for Him in your State Rural-Rugged. You could also give us updates on the go
Health / Simple Techniques To Curb Snoring by lonipeter(m): 2:57pm On Jun 29, 2013
Snoring is a common problem. Many researches and tests have been carried out to cure this annoying problem. Here are simple techniques to help you curb snoring curb snoring.
1. Overweight individuals are known to snore louder than most people. So if you are overweight, then try and shed the excess pounds with healthy eating habits, drinking sufficient water and exercising regularly.
2. The vice of smoking also plays a silent role in snoring. Smoking causes nasal congestion thus forcing the person to snore.
3. This also holds true if you're drinking alcohol regularly. You'll find a difference if you cut down your consumption.
4. Another simply and effective technique to curb snoring is to sleep on your side.
This tips are very simple and basic. For hard core snorers especially if you are married, there is a strong need to follow these techniques that gives you an insight to save your intimacy with the partner who cuddles next to you in love and tenderness.
NYSC / Batch B Corps Members Pass Out Today! by lonipeter(m): 9:04am On Jun 06, 2013
The 2012/2013 batch B corps members are passing out today, drop your comments, prayers and advice for them here.
Education / UNILORIN Postgraduate Admissions Forms Out Online by lonipeter(m): 2:04pm On May 03, 2013
The registration forms for all postgraduate programs are out online. If you've been thinking of applying for any postgraduate course in the 'Better By Far' institution, it is time to get online to www.unilorin.edu.ng/postgraduateportal for registrations.
Good luck!
Educational Services / UNILORIN Postgraduate Admissions Forms Out Online by lonipeter(m): 1:01pm On May 03, 2013
The registration forms for all postgraduate programs are out online. If you've been thinking of applying for any postgraduate course in the 'Better By Far' institution, it is time to get online to www.unilorin.edu.ng/postgraduateportal for registrations.
Good luck!
Education / UNILORIN Postgraduate Admissions Forms Out Online by lonipeter(m): 11:50am On May 03, 2013
The registration forms for all postgraduate programs are out online. If you've been thinking of applying for any postgraduate course in the 'Better By Far' institution, it is time to get online to www.unilorin.edu.ng/postgraduateportal for registrations.
Good luck!
Nairaland / General / Share Your Hottest 'april Fool' Pranks Here by lonipeter(m): 7:32am On Apr 01, 2013
Today is 1st of April and of course we know it's April fool's day, share the hottest April fool pranks you've been a victim of or the hillarious ones you've heard, it'll be fun. I go first:

A man caught his wife and best friend in bed naked on his matrimonial bed and was about to go mad in rage before both of them chorused 'April Fool!'. And it was actually the first day in April! Isn't that too costly for a joke?
Romance / Re: Would You Date Someone You Cant Marry? by lonipeter(m): 8:02am On Mar 20, 2013
991: before nko? you be leaner? dating na dating, marriage na marriage. i fit date any fine babe naa but wen time for marriage reach, i go shine eye go find better wife product.

Hehehehehehe!
And what if your 'better wife product' is the 'any fine babe' that so many other guys had dated and dropped to go find their own 'better wife product'? Ehn?
Poems For Review / Re: My Poetry by lonipeter(m): 4:03pm On Mar 13, 2013
sino: Good, your first poem, the use of word(s) at the end of a verse to begin another verse interests me, is there any literature's vocabulary for it?

Expecting more....


and @op

The literary device of starting successive lines of poems with word(s) that end the preceding lines is called 'ANADIPLOSIS', I use it quite often. See the last stanza of my December 31st 2011 poem- '2011' below

Now I'm getting excited
As the minutes tickle into seconds
Waiting for the end
The end to the year's tempest
Half singing, half dancing
Dancing in Anxiety
Anxiety for the birth
The birth of a new year
New year and it's resolutions
The resolutions and their challenges
Challenges to all my hopes
Hopes to my Aspirations
Aspirations for all round fulfilment
Fulfilment of my dreams
Dreams lingering from yester-years
Years of my plight
Now coming to light

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Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by lonipeter(m): 11:33am On Feb 20, 2013
Can someone tell me the meaning of this Igbo word 'mkpi'?
Politics / Re: Soyinka Leads Protest To Fashola Over N4bn First Lady House by lonipeter(m): 10:08am On Feb 15, 2013
Mandelaguy: The so called angel Fashola.......hehehehehehehe grin grin angry grin angry grin grin grin grin angry angry angry angry too bad. Where are those rabid dogs extolling his virtues? Is the first lady 's position constitutional to warrant such waste of Lagosians resources ? That is how they will kill us at the centre with unnecessary and bogus projects. Of course Soyinka is the man, his track record is impeccable, check!


nawa for u o, u no even read the post befor u begin write comment.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage & Tee Billz Are Engaged by lonipeter(m): 8:22am On Feb 06, 2013
Excuse me, who is Tee Billz please?
Politics / Re: Orji Is To Abia What Mandela Is To South Africa - Abia Commissioner by lonipeter(m): 7:46am On Jan 28, 2013
Emm, Mr. Commissioner of Information, having heard your claims and arguments and after careful investigation and verification, I hereby sentence you- for making such slimy statements that threatens to alter global normalcy- to be cremated alive and the ashes imprisoned for life! I rise.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Were Your Greatest Fears As A Child? by lonipeter(m): 6:35pm On Jan 27, 2013
mysticgal: taking 1st from behind,cos i go recieve lashing.

from your 'no nonsense' dad I guess.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Were Your Greatest Fears As A Child? by lonipeter(m): 6:32pm On Jan 27, 2013
laykhorn: It reminds me of those days..
Mine was my SHADOW. I used to call it ojuju then and my parents made maximum use of that sh*t when they told me it is always monitoring me and that it always report my movement when I'm asleep at night... That thing always made me behave

hehehehehehehe! The thing really help you be dat naw
Nairaland / General / What Were Your Greatest Fears As A Child? by lonipeter(m): 1:37pm On Jan 27, 2013
Hi peeps, as a child, we worry about some things, sometimes irrationally, mine was bed wetting, I do ask myself 'when will I (or 'will I ever...) stop bed wetting?' and I always fear being in an enclosure (a phobia). What are yours?
Family / Re: Funny Things You Inherited From Your Parents by lonipeter(m): 6:42pm On Jan 26, 2013
Hum, I inherited this funny habit from my dad, we both often grind our teeth, something like chewing the curd, we ain't chewing anything though.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Fulham - FA Cup (4 - 1) On 26th Jan 2013 by lonipeter(m): 3:21pm On Jan 26, 2013
Boss13: Conflict time. Your post says 4pm and the time of the match is 6:30p,

copy and paste, the guy no even read am, shior!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Fulham - FA Cup (4 - 1) On 26th Jan 2013 by lonipeter(m): 3:20pm On Jan 26, 2013
Boss13: Conflict time. Your post says 4pm and the time of the match is 6:30p,
Romance / Re: The 10 Commandments For Women by lonipeter(m): 10:04am On Jan 14, 2013
xynerise:
You need prayers

And you do need it too, everyone does. We'll be spared of lots of fasting and if we just let ourselves grow into being the right person and not waiting to meet a right person.
Romance / Re: The 10 Commandments For Women by lonipeter(m): 9:59am On Jan 14, 2013
pretim: okay dats gud but i ve done all dis yet no better lover
Romance / Re: The 10 Commandments For Women by lonipeter(m): 9:56am On Jan 14, 2013
pretim: okay dats gud but i ve done all dis yet no better lover

eeyah, but that's because you're too far away from me, my friends are the best guys on earth! And yet 'no better lovers' yet too.
Romance / Re: Can You Date Your Workmate? by lonipeter(m): 3:33pm On Jan 12, 2013
Ampeaceful: 4 me I can't... Its lyk sellin my dignity n respect in my workplace............cuz he wuld think am vry cheap........i wuldn't feel comfortable seein him especially talkin wif other colleagues.


'low self-esteem' and 'high jealousy rate'
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: In One Sentence, Convince An Employer You Are The Best. by lonipeter(m): 3:22pm On Jan 12, 2013
I'll beat your imagination with my 'know how' and creativity.

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Education / Re: HIV, Virginity Tests Prerequisite For CU Admission by lonipeter(m): 9:04am On Jan 09, 2013
Jaidey-one:
Well i know one that is not a virgin

Hum hmmm?!!?!
How can you be so damn sure?!

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