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Guys!!!! I can't calm my titties!!!

I searched top trending hashtags on twitter naija and came across this jam.. I decided to check it out and that's one of my best decisions this year!!! Issa mad banger! This song has a very refreshing feel.. deep song that'll motivate you, perfectly blended with maaad street flow. Inshort, make I no talk again Miracle by Valentino on Repeat!!

Hustle! Loyalty!! Respect!!! #VALentino_Miracle #Miracle_By_VALentino

Even though the song no really relate Miracle for Big Brother Naija, but if the guy win and that DJ no blast this jam... E go pain me dieeee!!!!

Now banging on
http://tooxclusive.com/download-mp3/song-valentino-miracle-ft-dream/
http://www..ng/download-mp3/valentino-ft-dream-miracle
http://saucenaija.com/2018/04/18/music-valentino-ft-dream-miracle-prod-by-dj-coublon/

Listen online https://soundcloud.com/user-556702099/miracle-by-valentino-ft-dreamprod-by-dj-coublon

Make una do unaselves favour, go listen am, groooove to the gbedu... Thank Me Later.

Lalasticlala... Gee.. Ma Suun bi bedbug!!!

It is on this Nairaland that I've realized that alot can happen in 1 minute.. just look at the time of the first 7 comments.

19 out of 20 schools! I would really love to know that last useless school that rejected this young lady. Arrogant shıtheadś that feel they're too good for everybody. Mtschew.

Fine geh u try joor, I'll marry you let's full everywhere with little Albert Einsteins

What shall it profit a man(or woman) to have a N40m hairstyle and never be able to wear t-shirts again.

Na wa o

Inside swimming pool and makeup still full ur face like this! No more hope for d common man to see ladies real faces na.

Kuku remove the top na... no point 4 it again (except maybe the points made by the nipples.. hehehe)

Hmmm

OP, in your mind now u've censored that picture? If it's to censor bobbì that nobody beg you to censor, u'll use all ur muscle to censor it

Who is this two-faced bigot trying to deceive?
All these politicians know how to do is release.. release press statement, release 10-point agenda, even release ..tozoa, but in the end, the conditions of the man in the street remains the same(or even gets worse).

Keep deceiving yourself, mallam.

The Nigerian government under APC can be effectively summarized in two(three) words...

FG Lied!

Wonderful!

Shooting upcoming models... both with your camera and with your "selfie-stick"

Hehe

Your face is not the problem, your attitude is.

I'll still pick you over all these make-up infested slay queens with coat of many colours on their faces

Damn!

He would never have been brutally murdered in this manner if he was white.

When people say racism is dead, I just shake my head because they're obviously living in a bubble.

Hmmm... almost FTC!

I dedicate this almost award to the almost-always ready Nigerians, who were almost deceived by this almost perfect script written by an almost senseless political party headed by an almost dead dullard who is almost on his way back to Daura!

P.S: I almost gave a fűćk!!

We don't expect anything more 4rm our present generation musicians. We celebrate mediocrity.

They are not intelligent enough to write anything so what do you expect.

We're perfectly okay with "ein ein ein... ti gen gen rigen rigen... regen regen regen..."

I spit on dis generation 4 always settling 4 mediocrity at its peak... tueh!

"Which do u prefer to watch?"
Lol.. This question is like asking "between FC Barca and Gombe United, which is a better football club?"... or.. "between Albert Einstein and Bubu, who has a higher IQ?"...

Gulder Ultimate Search for the win...

It's just sad that in today's society, sex sells and GUS didn't have any.

Given a chance to participate, na BBNaija o... I get to strafe, eat and sleep for 3 months, and still have a chance to win millions plus exposure and endorsements..

Lol

Lol

Its not the girl I blame, it's the people that replied her on Facebook and the person that brought this post to nairaland.

U've given her the attention she so desperately craves. I hope u're happy now.

Next time develop the habit of ignoring foolishness, especially 4rm the 'slay fools' and yeyebrities.

This has to be dealt with!

It has become a trend now for ladies to take to social media and cook up stories (or give false account of events) and use these made-up accusations as weapons to defame people's character (especially when things don't go the way they planned it)

See the case of unilagolodo, the girl claimed she was raped and when it came time to defend herself in the legal system, she was nowhere to be seen!

Now, this actress, because she believes she has the followers and the reach, feels she can trample upon this taxify driver and ruin his life with a very shabbily-concoted story full of holes from the onset. I'm glad my fellow NLers were able to see through her bùllshìt story.

How can a taxify driver who's fully aware that all his details are on the system, choose to kidnap and rape a client? Does that even make sense to begin with?

Blogs have really put an end to credible journalism in this society because they now allow themselves to be used as tools all because they want to publish a 'trending' story. No research whatsoever, no investigation to hear from the other party...

It doesn't matter what her intentions were or her reasons for trying so hard to ruin the life of a man hustling legitimately to provide his daily needs... but one way or the other she and every other silly person that cook up stories to bring another person down, will pay.

Karma always settles her debts!

Ki lon shélè gan gan?!

Mtschew!

Rubbish awards everywhere...

Sometimes it feels like these people pay corporations to give them awards just to feed their own egos.

I have absolutely no interest in this thread. I only rushed to comment because I thought i'll be first to comment, but alas glo network has blocked me from achieving greatness once again.

To the finger-speed-demons above me, I hope your boyfriend & girlfriend (respectively) enjoys what your blistering fast fingers has to offer. especially, the guy, use your fast fingers well.

I'm tempted to say i'll never jump on a useless thread again because of FTC, but I won't give up on my dreams because i'm made of black.

This is the closest i've come to FTC, and for that, I'll end this emotional post with this...

Nice!
These are the type of people that should constantly be celebrated in Nigeria, not the everyday oloshos disguised as celebrities.

Meanwhile, this is the only maths I know
2+2 is 4, minus 1... dats 3
...Quick Maths

First of all, let's all accept the fact that she's an olosho. Anybody with angel, honey, sugar, sexy, fresh, etc... included in her username is an olosho waiting to happen.

Secondly, I must commend her resolve to keep dat gallon intact all through the year, cos me I 4 don break d gallon around late February.

Thirdly, I bought live Christmas turkey but I'm falling in love with it, I'm thinking I should just keep it as pet and fry fish.

Just sad.

"Proud of you girls. You are indeed amongst the shining lights of Africa."

Mtschew, which light dem dey shine abeg? Their puna light?

Instead of celebrating reasonable achievements and facing more pressing issues in the economy, you're celebrating people that more than likely slept their way to that position. (Not saying they did, but c'mon, we know as e dey go)

Your common sense will not allow you make any impact as a senator.

I had already started reading that epistle up there, one mind just told me to scroll down and look at the pictures of the people involved...

Thank God I didn't waste my time..

The people involved include 1 slay tongue-showing goat and a N50 version of wizkid.

NLers no need to read that rubbish, just jump'n'pass. Don't say I didn't warn you.

lol

Everyday we stray further from the Lord's light

Lady, you are disturbing yourself, life is too short for rubbish! The doctor wants to chop and clean mouth, U know this, but insecurity and low self-esteem will not let you accept it. Go about your normal life beaming with self-confidence, other guys will still come around.

Fashi dat doctor that only wants to give u his injection. You don't even need to beg him, to show you he only wants your puna, just chill. I bet u when konji hold d guy, na him go still come reason you.

As for Canada guy, continue with the status quo, but keep your options open.

Pizzout!

2guys 1girl... the worst kind of thrêesome.

Hope the two guys didn't make eye-contact during the act... that's against the bro-code

mtschew.. Very unrealistic crap!
So he's getting her breakfast in bed? Meaning she went to bed with 5kg of make-up on her face?
or is this how she awoke? or she applied it in her dream? maybe her 'dream' is to be a makeup artist...
Next!

Oboy eh! See presidential bobbi! 2 sucks for my 2019 vote... deal or no deal?

Ewww
Kai! Y I open dis thread? Belle don dey turn me..
Even after monkey pox, lassa fever.. we go still dey chop nonsense.
I sanctify my belle dis Christmas.