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The groom gat no chill

PrettyCrystal:
A woman who was shy to kiss her man at the altar during their wedding ceremony - jokingly pushed her husband away when he brought his mouth to seal the union. Even when she eventually kissed her hubby, she did so passively as her family, friends and other church members erupted in laughter.

According to social media reports, this happened in Port-Harcourt, Rivers state capital over the weekend.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/see-shy-bride-groom-tried-kiss-altar-photo.html

wharirusayyyy

NwaObinkita:


This nasty woman reminds me of one old hermaphrodite I had sex with at Amaifeke.

Balogun

So cow milk is not from their breast OK....... And na their tongue the milk de commot from

kingjomezy:
cow milk bro

Lol...... This is funny, indeed very funny

tochivitus:
your a delusional never do good scatter brain, inconsequential and incoherent idiotic home- rectus that deserves to be kept in an isolated zoo very far from regular animal, because your present alone is as irritating as a dog vomit. your so idiotic that u can't differentiate between advice, insult, quarrel and fun. your so dumb that u have to go create another account disguising like a scared chameleon. don't try to keep up with this if u do u might end up depressed like hell.
goodnight psychopathic, silicositic slowpoke.

Propaganda bro......... Believe this government at your own peril

bedspread:
NEARLY A TRILLION NAIRA RECOVERED... that's a good one...

BUT WHERE IS THIS MONEY? COS FUNDS AS THIS SHOULD BE VISIBLE TO THE CITIZENS...

THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD SHOW US WHAT PROJECT HAS SWALLOWED THAT MONEY...

Would you shut your lying mouth Prof.

aminulive:
http://politicsngr.com/2017/09/01/efcc-collecting-stolen-money-diezani-every-day-itse-sagay/

Now I affirm you're insane and need urgent help

tochivitus:
Someone actually quoted me saying shit,I was only trying to dish him a plate of shit to eat and equally place him on his level

Any other milk de apart from breast milk

kingjomezy:
reekado make I bring the MILKING BUCKET.. breast milk is the best milk

I like all these big grammar you speaking but to be sincere with you, you didn't communicate....... Are you saying it's a waste of time and money to import animals or what exactly are you saying?

tochivitus:
judging from your irrational judgement and incivility, I can only say that your cerebral cord has been disconnected from you shitty brain right from birth or your just a humongous mistake to ya family, the reason why some pugnacious irrational thinker like you will never get rich is because of ya wasteful way of life your mate will be busy hustling for money and making investments at their youth but your type of person will be busy lavishing the little one you have thinking you have arrived. then when your and feeble your mate will be making money, but ya poor ass will be making wishes and making eba......
word of advice
have a nice day punk

Poor man mentallity

tochivitus:
We never import important things finish nah cat and dog we wan begin import

why can't we just crossbreed those ones already here to get any excellent specie you desire?
I dedicate this FCT to all those that their houses were flooded in benue state and other states #TakeHeart

@seun month Don end, don't allows us remind you of our salary or we go on strike

This same places gej was begging US to sell to Nigerians during Obama regime and they refused.

I hope she gains admission

Yomzzyblog:
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15-year-old Ikeoluwa Abioye has made her parents proud and broken the records yet again after scoring 9 A1s in the 2017 May/June West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE).

She scored A1 in all the 9 subjects she wrote. The subjects include Maths, English, Further Maths, Chemistry, Physics, Civic, Catering, Biology and ICT.

Abioye didn’t stop there! She also scored an amazing 305 in the last Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) conducted by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB).

Abioye, an indigene of Irepodun Local Council of Osun State, was recently celebrated and honoured by her alma mater, Starfield Schools, Iju, Lagos. She said, if sponsored, she would love to go to Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) or Harvard University to study Computer Engineering.

Source: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2017/08/meet-ikeoluwa-abioye-15-who-scored-9.html?m=1

E be like say you de hammer cheese ba....... Connect me na.

SWORD419:
i dey enjoy dis strike aswear

Na booby be that

KelvinKertz:
STARBOY repping us at the NOTHING HILL CARNIVAL

What money can give you

DeBret:
We all know actress, Juliet Ibrahim, is endowed and her rapper boyfriend, Iceberg Slim, is definitely enjoying every bit of it.
Slim recently was a year older and has been spending some time with his boo in Washington DC, making sure we all know who’s got the ‘cake’.

A handful
He posted the photo on Snapchat with the caption, ‘Birthday Cake’, but if you thought that’s the first time he’s grabbed her, think again.

See earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/3973477/iceberg-slim-presses-juliet-ibrahims

the same Aisha that doesn't belong to any political party(pmb)

life2017:
Opinion: Buhari Should Resign. Make Aisha Buhari Vice President and Swear in Osibanjo As President

Following President Buhari prolong illness it will be good for the country if Buhari decide to resign if he is not getting better within a particular period of time as being published by some news media for Aisha Buhari to be made Vice President to Osibanjo. With Osibanjo Sworn in as president. This will be a win win situation. And will also calm the polity.

This will help women course in Nigeria. It will be an opportunity for a woman to become vice president in Nigeria. And it will boost Nigeria image in the international community. And it will also help to reduce the image of Northern Nigeria as women oppressing region. This will also help to neutralise Buhari comment of she belong to my kitchen and the other room.

It is true Nigeria is not a family affair but in a situation like this we will be killing two birds with one stone.

Aisha Buhari as Vice President will be better than making any of the current power hungry governors and former governors as vice president to Osibanjo because they will be less loyal to President Osibanjo. They will be focus more on how to unseat him and become president.

Many more advanced democracy than Nigeria have witness situation where people from the same family get or almost get to the top position.

The first female president of Argentina was a former first lady Cristina Fernández de Kirchner. She took over directly from her husband. She serve two term till 2015.

The first woman to win party nomination in a major party in the United state and win the popular vote was a former first lady Hillary Clinton. This was in 2016

The bush family in the United State, father and son were both president of the country. And more than one of George Bush senior sons were governors. This was till 2008.

The first female president of South Korea Park Geun-hye was the daughter of a former President. She left office 2017.

The first female prime minister of Pakistan Benazir Bhutto was a daughter of a former prime minister. Pakistan is a country of 97% muslim. For those who will argue Nothern muslim cannot support her because she is a woman, parkistan has shown example. She serve twice between 1988 and 1996.

Other examples of daughters of former prime minister who became prime minister are :
Indira Gandhi of India was daughter of Jaharwal Nehru, Megawatti Sukarnoputri of Indonesia was daughter of Sukarno, Yingluck Shinawatra of Thailand was daughter of Taksin Shinawatra, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo of the Philippines was daughter of Diosdado Macapagal.

In a more extreme case Nicaragua a central America country elects husband and wife pair as president and vice-president in 2016. This was possible because the people loved the president because he succeeded in reducing poverty in Nicaragua.

For those who are more concern that she is a woman and a Muslim, The current vice president of Iran a country with more than 99% Muslim is a woman.

I thought one crazy so called prophet said she wouldn't get pregnant

auntysimbiat:
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Pregnant Actress Funke Akindele got a birthday surprise from her husband, JJC Skillz and crew members today,

WATCH THE VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQXW97DwqzE


SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2017/08/funke-akindele-gets-birthday-surprise.html

You think say all these slay queens go understand these advice........ Na slap and beating for husband house de always reset their thinking faculty [aquote author=celebsnest post=59787299]https://www.celebsnest.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/uche-ebere.png
Nollywood actress, Uche Ebere Agu, today took to her Instagram page to share a little piece of advice to her fans and Nigerians following the increase in divorce rate and domestic violence..

According to the actress, without God, dating for years, or having the best doctors, or marrying a rich guy are all vain..

https://www.celebsnest.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/20478475_256993611455675_8669797619083509760_n.jpg
She wrote;

https://www.celebsnest.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/IMG_20170824_150302_229-1.jpg

https://www.celebsnest.com.ng/marrying-rich-happy-marriage-actress-uche-ebere-agu/[/quote]

But waitooo...... Bubu for just use some of the money this woman steal take settle ASUU so that we go rest for this country na if no be say all this big money this government de say de recover no be lie

DuBLINGreenb:
Alison been wan buy Neymar? Why all that money?
Alison in wonder land, mama Africa, Africa's richest woman, earth's richest female,
you have shown that true true what a man can do a woman can do better.
Your big eyes are not for fancy kai you too thief only one woman US, UK, Italy, Nigeria etc oh
90 billion dollars recovered in one raid and mumu David O is singing 30 million for the accant may God forgive him.
Dangote is worth around 30 something billion dollars this woman is worth over 200 billion
Houses in GRA port harcourt, ikoyi Lagos, abuja, manhathan Newyork, Hyde Park USA
A yatch in US, over 20 companies owned or controlled by her.
And there is hunger in the land

We just hope they don't increase the fees

9jakohai:
A few facts....

Foreign universities have budgets of $100million and above per annum...and students pay fees starting from $3000

Nigerian universities have budgets of $30million and fees of $200 per student per annum

The 2009 ASUU agreement that guaranteed $3trillion over 2 years was reduced by GEJ to $1trillion....because even in those times of plenty they could not pay N3 trillion.

And seriously....N3 trillion...from this year's largely borrow borrow budget.? (And it might even be higher than that)

Man....education is expensive. I wish it was possible for students to just pay N10000 per annum. But that is not possible.

Denmark has free education up to university level....because every one of thier citizens and residents dumps half their salary on the govt in form of taxes. If we did that for Nigeria...you people will riot.

Will you stop this rubbish talk[qquote author=9jakohai post=59709443]THe only solution is fee increases.

govt cannot fund universities adequately.[/quote]

That governor is simply a hypocrite, how many public holidays has he declared for prayers to be made for those affected by Fulani invaders or haha kidnapped by bh boys.

omusiliyu:
http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/declared-holiday-buhari-%e2%80%95kogi-govt/

Pls pay ASUU from that money make we resume.

Please who are the we he's referring to?

How, what's your proof? [,quote author=Jesusloveyou post=57962565]Dangote is a fool,
He is the major reason the northern youth are jobless,
Is because of him Ipods are insulting northern people and buhari,
Dangote corner the major share of what belong to the region[/quote]

How many of your things have they stolen before?

elmagnifo:
Beating of life!!! But they(students) should have handed him to the security guards instead of administering this level of brutality on him.

Who brought this crazy culture of kneeling when asking a gal to marry you........... All I see is one big ode kneeling down for a gal.

Where Mayweather de.......tell him he's next.

Have you heard of fetotomy before?

Nwodosis:
Even if the baby is dead, must it be dismembered before it is evacuated? Or is it medical quacks at work? Definitely that baby will take revenge on the said Doctor when he's grown.

But if it were to be a pdp member that own the house and the cash......bubu would have swinged into action with his media prosecution right and dullards like you will be shouting bubu is fighting corruption but now that's an apc member that is enmeshed in this corruption, he seems not to know the owners of the money. Is not a shame that the FG can open their smell mouth and tell Nigerians that they don't know anything about the money or the owners. Shame to this mediocre apc government.

Iamwrath:
I wonder why you people think with your anus , it hurts a lot to see so called adults commit this much blunder

btw , you don't know my age so don't feel like kingkong , now that we got that out of the way

i have written in my several comments : who owns the house, who owns the flat , if that person remains anonymous

then something's amiss , however if you think the owner of the cash will be there to supervise and direct it's stashing, then maybe you should return to primary 4

Is either you shut up or grow some sense

Iamwrath:
People never cqease to Amaze me , EFCC has not named the owner, it's Buhari that'll name the owner ??

Na Buhari raid the house ?