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You go fear Juliet bottom power

Lagbaja01:
Juliet Adeh.....so musa couldn't choose any of the afusat, suliat,rashidat,memunat,basirat, aminat, aishat?.....I think that Juliet of a lady a GD!

I don't know what's this useless trend of nose ring in Nigeria, gals don't know how they look with this nose ring.just like my cows at backyard.

PapiSmith:
Ay you better be careful with that dummy. She might say she wasn't aware your head was close to her boobs then sue you to court for sexual harassment.

33 years old with a nose ring instead of wedding ring. Shior

I don tire for this bbn matter sef.how bbn use reduce garri price?

coolesmile:
It's ok pqlease. Let BBN rest in peace.

Haba babe......... Na mock you de mock us sooo

saxby:
Make una come android that's the real deal

Imaging Judas repented and Jesus wasn't betrayed, who then would have been the betrayer or may be Jesus wouldn't have died.

judedwriter:
God knows everything from the end to the beginning. For example, Enoch prophesied the coming of Jesus even before the birth of Noah! God knew that Judas would intentionally betray Jesus from the beginning.

Jesus actually gave Judas a chance to repent, when He told His disciples that one of them would betray Him. But he didn't. Even after betraying Jesus, Judas didn't seek for mercy-he hanged himself!

Shame on you for this statement

seunmsg:
You guys that go about supporting corruption are not even smart. so, when EFCC discovers a huge sum of money in an unusual location and nobody comes forward to claim the money, they should forcefully pin the ownership on somebody, right?

The case of Andrew Yakubu is different from the cases you mentioned above because he came out openly to claim ownership of the money immediately the discovery was made. When owners of discovered loot refuse to claim ownership, the best EFCC can do is to ensure the money is forfeited to government and that is what they are doing.

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Oya where Dj xclusive and the likes...... Sambisa forest is waiting for you guys

Did you see the pic the guy was dancing after being healed..... Get sense ijn

naijaking1:
That's condyloma acuminata. Not anus cancer. Spread by anal intercourse and can obstruct the anal verge. Caused by herpes type of virus. He needs to see a surgeon and stop wasting his time and money with a preacher.

Who tell you say no handiwork of foundation me her fresh like that............. okoo pussycat taster

youngberry001:
Fresh baby


Her pu**sy would tested like banana

Luckky dude

Be a man by doing this

Gloria4:
you see irony of life,we wey never marry dey pray for good husband and wife which one with good and troublesome ones dey run.bros you do bad oh,woman take♥

marry me[color=#006600][/color]

Some times it serves all these ladies right........ They think money is everything until they get battered like this, that's when they learn.

Dickson080:
But its cool esp if u ar sensitive....no dul go for her before she change her mind

if you try that u are in soup....... Just wait until she gets tired of forming

liciouspee:
Let's just say what she referred to as a quickie was actually d total time spent then add 30mins on top

lol.......after that experience, did you bother to ask that guy if he is from this earth or an alien?

liciouspee:
Nah, I don't watch all that crap. Speaking out of experience heyyyyyy

if you say so....... How many hours was ur experience at a stretch.

pweshboi:
Ogbeni no b mouth... because u no fit do am no mean say another person no fit. #BeEnlightened

okoooo,my two hands in the air for you 1hr staright nakin machine .

liciouspee:
Guy you lie o. No even talk am again abeg

now.....stop watching p-movies nhmmm.

ehissi:
If you say that you spent over 2hrs with a lady you had sex with, no case.

But you say that you had straight sexual intercourse, not fore - play, not kissing, no change in positions, no catching of breath. Just laid her down on her back, thrust in, no stops and just went on for even 30 mins? Not to now talk of 2hrs.

I am talking of no other activities in your sex lineup, just thrusting in and out.

That's not even possible in real life........

abeg help me tell those virgins wey de rant here

pweshboi:
Guy... You self join?
Mhen nah sugar boiz we dey produce this day's o... No wonder babes dey complain #DISGRACE. 30mins dey sound like 30hrs for una ears

we know all those rants wey boiz like in DE always rant in front of gal.... When u enter room now, na one minute man. Na person wey no de experience you go tell am about 30minutes straight nakin.

pweshboi:
Nigga, did u just say that?

bros no deceive ur self oooo...... Unless if you mean pre-intimacy and s3x for 30minutes, then I will believe you but straight erection for 30minutes, gerarahea.

What has the present govt done with so called returned loot, what?

PassingShot:
Only if there was honor among thieves!

In response to the thread by TonyeBarcanista, it is important to constantly remind him and those like him who have demonstrated to be gifted with short memory, how and why we are in the sorry state we are.

Without wasting time, let’s liken Nigeria to a young family man who worked for sixteen years on very decent monthly salary of N1,000,000. In the sixteen years he earned N1M monthly, the said man has acquired taste for luxury life, living in a duplex in Ajah Estate with all the good things life could offer. This man was living large and had little or nothing in savings. Then one day, he lost his high-paying job and could only manage to secure another one which offers a third of what he used to earn. His new job only pays N300,000 monthly!

Without being told or advised by anyone, the man must realize that he can no longer house his family in the Ajah duplex they’d lived for sixteen years even if there was savings let alone when there is no reasonable savings. He must therefore scale down on EVERYTHING about his living and that of his family. He will need to change his children’s school. He will need to move into a 2 or 3 bedroom flat in Ikorodu or Agege. He will need to ride a smaller car. If his family used to go on weekly/monthly picnic, that also must stop. His and his family choice of food will change. In fact, he must engage more in DIY (Do It Yourself) than ever before for some tasks. Such man will have no one to blame for needing to scale down on his living except himself!

If we all agree that the man in the example above must cut back on his spending with a lot of sacrifices, there should be no reason why any reasonable person will fail to understand why Nigeria is in the current economic mess or what sacrifices Nigeria must make to weather the storm.

OBJ, with all his flaws, managed to build decent external reserves ($45bn ), created and built the excess crude account (above $20bn) for rainy days and was able to hand over good economy to Yar’Adua. Yar’Adua was on the same trajectory before his creator decided to take him away.

GEJ inherited $47bn in foreign reserves plus another $20bn+ in ECA. During the over five years he spent as president, crude oil which is the major source of income to Nigeria (responsible for more than 90% or our dollar earnings) sold for an average of $100 per barrel, yet the hugely incompetent man from Otuoke found a way to plunge the reserves to an abysmal level of $29bn as at the time of his exit and went on borrowing spree (which was also looted) even when there was no need to. In fact, GEJ and his gang r@ped Nigeria without mercy such that the FG had to borrow money to pay its workers in Nov 2014 and March 2015 just because crude price crashed from $100 to $76 a barrel. Sane minds can only imagine how such regime could have fared, or how much we would have suffered, if they were in charge of our affairs when crude crashed further to $27 a barrel.

Let’s not even talk about the ECA which his supporters will be quick to blame the governors for asking it to be shared. Though they will pretend not to know that the request of the governors made perfect sense for the fact that GEJ and Ngozi were fond of stealing from the account which jointly belonged to the FG and the states, they know in their mind that there argument lacks merit.

Is there anything happening in Nigeria today that was not foreseen, predicted or that we were not warned about? The answer is a resounding NO.

Let us refresh our memory with the warnings and predictions about today’s hardship and economic woes perhaps a few minds will be more objective and more reasonable.

1. OBJ warned Jonathan in Nov 2014: Extracts from the report:

"Sooner or later, the Naira will have to be drastically devalued without any advantage to our one commodity economy but with horrendous disadvantage to already impoverished Nigerians. We will all sink deeper in poverty except for those who have corruptly stashed money abroad and who will start to bring such illegal and illegitimate funds back home to harvest more Naira. All the economic gains of recent years and the rebuild of the middle class may be lost.”

“In the end, more businesses will close down, business men and women, entrepreneurs and investors will incur more debts. Foreign investors may temporarily stop investing in a downturn economy.
“Because of the Naira depreciation, workers, particularly in the public sector, will ask for pay increase, which may be justified but will sink us deeper in the swamp.
“The scenario, which may sound alarmist, is hard to imagine but the signs are there and it would appear that those who should act are dancing slow foxtrot while their trousers are catching fire”.
http://thenationonlineng.net/obasanjo-warns-jonathan-economy-is-in-big-trouble/


2. Sanusi, the then Governor of Central Bank warned too!

“Over 20 billion dollars unremitted to the federation account, and if nothing is done, by 2015 upward Nigeria will know what economic crisis is.”

When he was invited by the Senate to substantiate his claim, he said"

“It is established that out of the 67 billion dollars crude shipped by NNPC between January 2012 and July 2013, $47 billion was remitted to the Federation Account. It is now up to the NNPC to prove that $20 billion unremitted either did not belong to the federation or was legally and constitutionally spent. There is no dispute that $20 billion out of the $67 billion has not been paid into any account with the CBN,” he said.
http://icirnigeria.org/sanusi-insists-20-billion-is-missing-nnpc-denies-allegation/

We all know how Sanusi the whistle blower was sacked by the fisherman.


3. Oby Ezekwesili sounded the alarm bell in 2013: “Our reserve is depleted and our savings are squandered. Our nation is in trouble.”
She later stated: “The key FACT is that even by the time of that crisis when Soludo had to defend the Naira with our Foreign Reserve, he spent about $15b of it and still left behind about $45b when he departed as Central Bank Governor in 2009!!!
Now imagine that since that time oil prices have averaged between $95-$100 per barrel and we export an average of 750 million barrels per annum. How then can the Foreign Reserve only now be starting to grow back to the same size it was in 2009 after such hefty earnings of the last 4 years? The FG numbers do not add up at all and we need to know why!
The citizens need an explanation and that’s why I called for accountability. It is simply a patriotic call which should not result in the name calling by officials of government."

http://dailypost.ng/2013/03/08/oby-ezekwesili-now-that-sanusi-lamido-sanusi-has-admitted-fiscal-leakages/


4. Jonathan Lacked Political Will to Save – Ngozi Okonjo Iweala

And madam Gele finally agrees to her and her boss’ gross incompetence by saying:

The former finance minister and World Bank president, who spoke on “inequality, growth and resilience,” with Chile as an example of a country with a saving culture, said:

“We tried it in Nigeria, we put in an oil price based fiscal rule in 2004 and it worked very well. “We saved $22 billion because the political will to do it was there. And when the 2008 /2009 crisis came, we were able to draw on those savings precisely to issue about a five per cent of GDP fiscal stimulus to the economy, and we never had to come to the Bank or the Fund. “This time around and this is the key now, you need not only to have the instrument, but you also need the political will. In my second time as a finance minister, from 2011 to 2015, we had the instrument, we had the means, we had done it before, but zero political will. “So we were not able to save when we should have. That is why you find that Nigeria is now in the situation it is in, along with so many other countries.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/nigeria-had-no-political-will-to-save-under-jonathan-okonjo-iweala/
For the “video or Idontbelieve it” crew, it is available on YouTube as well.

[b]Now that we have seen that today’s economic mess was created by GEJ and his thieving gang, it makes no sense for anyone to blame PMB for the current situation. If anything, PMB deserves commendations for being able to provide bailouts to states owing salaries before he came on board, for being able to provide additional budget support due to reduced allocation to state, for being able to increase our foreign reserves despite that crude price is still at around $50 per barrel, for being able to build roads that those who earned billions in dollars couldn’t touch, for being able to start N-Power project employing hundreds of thousands unemployed youths, for being able to complete abandoned Kaduna-Abuja rail project, for being able to restore life in the NE that was ravaged by Boko Haram due to GEJ’s incompetence, for being able to bring some past looters to justice (Dasuki, Andrew Yakbu, Diezani, Bafarawa, Akpobolokemi, etc), for being able to restore some sanity in our ultra-corrupt judiciary, for ending fuel subsidy scam, for working towards self-sustenance in rice and other staple food production, for working to make Nigeria refine her own crude locally by 2019, etc., etc.[/b]

GEJ and his gang of looters raped Nigeria without using condom or any form of protection. The product of such violation is today’s economic hardship.

Had PMB not become president, Nigeria would have completely failed. I have no doubt about that happening and it’s based on what have now been revealed in the numerous looting of our common wealth.


God Bless PMB/VPYO
God Bless Nigeria

Thanks alot

Carlcaresophia:
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What I mean is that, how do I get to your office that's close to zaria

Carlcaresophia:
Sorry we do not clear about it.

Thanks for replying me. Can u plz direct me on how to reach this Nokia after sale shops Co's I stay in Zaria. Is there any of these office I can visit that's very close.

Carlcaresophia:
Hello lookingfly, we do not dealing with Nokia product, for the problem you mentioned you may need to visit Nokia aftersale service center. Thank you!

I see this happening in Nigerian come 2019 with way pmb is acting.

Pls go back to 2016 and retrieve ur sense

Fremancipation:
The soldiers these days are wailing too much. Isn't your job to die for one Nigeria? You sign up for it so stop the complaints for what you volunteered for. Its getting ridiculous.

See as the husby eyes de stock to her bum as if him never see d thing b4.....wallahi,konji is wicked and prophetess no be wood you know

Why do Nigerian doctors and nurses feel as if they're almighty.any small thing,they get threatened and feel some body is taking over there jobs and still yet when it comes to killing patient or forgetting scissors in patients stomach,it's their specialty.if you guys are already afraid of paramedics (which should be made up of doctors,nurses,pharmacist),how then would you guys cope with the veterinarians(master of all) in the one world health system?it's a shame and a pity that Nigerian doctors and nurses still fight for supremacy when what they should be thinking more about should be how to collectively join heads with other health practitioners in order to deliver quality health care service to patients.........pls grow up and stop d unnecessary abuses hmmmm.

seXytOhbAd:
You're quite silly. Did the holidays wipe your brain? The op wants a separate sector for paramedics and you're there asking stupid questions. BTW, no doctor, or certified nurse will want to work as a paramedic. Stop quoting me if you have stupid questions to ask.

Did you read this part in the right up "It is pertinent to note that a close look at the history of paramedics professionals, shows that every other health professional like doctors, nurses, pharmacists, radiographers can function perfectly well as a paramedic, EXCEPT the MEDICAL LABORATORY SCIENTIST". [quote author=seXytOhbAd post=52458079]The write up was looking intelligent initially, till you brought up the NMA and her allies. That was where you started sounding myopic and quite silly. The paramedic health sector has not been fully established and you are already becoming polarized. Anyway, I'd like to ask you some questions. What is the guarantee that someday, the paramedic or emergency health workers won't go on strike when needed the most? Who is responsible for the initial training, regulation and discipline of paramedical workers? Because if they are to relieve SOME of the physician work load, and all medical doctors are expected to be able to do ALL emergency health protocols, what is the guarantee that we will not hear silly headlines later on about paramedics acting as doctors? There is a reason why there are A&E (Casualty) doctors. This is because no matter how advanced your life support training is, a paramedic CANNOT replace a doctor. If you don't believe, when on a flight, you hear the call for a doctor, stand up as a paramedic and watch your pride get dashed. I am not castigating or demeaning any profession, and I believe In teamwork, but doctors often get bashed for caring too much about patient health safety in Naija.
There is a reason why our health sector has not been diverse enough to create new jobs, and that is not because of the NMA. It is simply because our leaders are too busy spending 600M on Christmas lighting and such spending cannot sustain growth. Couple that with our bad roads, traffic holdups, and bad guys who may want to help you people "hold" the van in rough neighborhoods, you start to see why it is not working. Nice write up though.

Trey songz see fine gal don use style invite the gal come him side.make her guy no allow her gooooo if not bad sharp guy trey would see her "dancing slow motion"

unclezuma:


https://i.imgur.com/CTw2oKN.gif

Trey Songz...I smell you .

it is the God of Gej that is catching up with you back-stabbing nigerians. you won't only beg bubu for pity,you will beg for ur lives.