₦airaland Forum

thesicilian:
Did I tell you we are up to 4 in my family?

U wan deny ur family

This kind bad news era self

I hope he's safe.

Csami:
Now this guy gets it.

Watching football with your girlfriend is cool but for people like me.....Never!
Football requires 100% concentration from me. Football to me, is like watching a movie directed by Christopher Nolan or studying chemistry. 100% focus, 100% complaining. The anxiety alone will make you not to notice the girl sitting beside you. That's football for me.

Even people wey dem dey pay thousands a week to play football, if them get injury and their team dey play final dem still dey watch and enjoy the game with their wives/girlfriends by their side.

Take life easy chief

lanicky:
Hahahahahaha.. Why evils

Niger no dey speak your kind of English.
We rather speak pidgin than you IRANian English

Maybe I be mixed breed

lanicky:
Behind Africa?
What country is that?

Make I ask the immigration officer.

OK the country name na nijiria

Oruwe na craze

lanicky:
Lol..loomer which continent you dey?
This grammar no be naija made o

I dey tell u.

I dey behind Africa

thesicilian:
one out of every four Nigerians is mad.

That means una get at least one mad person for your family

And una go see senators and govt officials dey hail dem tuale baba

E don tay I chop this thing o. Chai

Halimacurves:
Lol...what is same to you...hahaha.

Thanks sha

Just wishing you the best as you would me

Nairaland nairaland nairaland, na how many times I call u?

Halimacurves:
Burj Khalifa

Same to you my friend

I thank God say I no know wetin twitter be, not to talk of FOLLOW

Halimacurves:
Are you serious...haha...you will ask your friends to spend non refundable 1500 for you? Bikonu

So how you come dey sure say the $1500 will be used for the visa stuff and nothing else?


By the way self, wetin person dey find go UAE?

lanicky:
My beloved, most cherished and boisterous E-family; as some of you may or may not know, I'm coming out for the upcoming Ms. Nairaland beauty contest. And as with the past contests, the winner is chosen from the highest amount of votes. So I beseech you my E-family and friends to come out in droves and vote me and if possible campaign for me to win it. I cannot do without your votes nor your help, so I'll be needing them both if I'm to win the crown. I'll be forever grateful if you all can show your support whichever way you can. Thanks a lot

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Ma'am PrettySpicey
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Alienstar
Papindiho
KingTom
Nibian999....welcome sweet...I'm sorry for my long absence.

We have hearing. We shall be do as our power fit can carry us and making it a sure something that u winning the contest.

Infact you no get rival self.

AkanniOwolabi:
Kinda confuse here, So what should I do , All I need is advise as to how to make my dream of working in the UAe comes real. Is it that the visa can be processed without paying in advance,As he claimed?......

Honestly, I don't know and I won't want to be ur discouragement. But all I ask is that u be careful, friends no dey wen it comes to money issues. If truely the guy na ur friend and he's making it in UAE why him no use him money do am den charge u afterwards even with profit if him want.

Make we kuku throw the phone away

AkanniOwolabi:
Good day Room, pls I humbly want to ask if its advisable to pay in advance for visa processing,Coz a friend of mine Who resides In UAe promised to help me in processing A visit visa but bent on the fact that I must send him an agreed sum of money before the he can help.
So the bottom line is, Is it advisable I send the money over to him before the visa processing as he acclaimed?

Why call him a friend, if na money join una two

Wait o, how come their sticks no complete?

Make e strong o. No be say after 4years breeze go scatter am

MrCork:

....waz at Pekam market this mornin with my Pitbull terrier *Lacy* & then suddendly I noticed about 15 women checkin me out while i waz pushin the trolley but only 4 said hello.. ..so tecnically......does this make me what we call **Babe Magnet? ** Mature conributions pls!

Try dey take ur medication regularly biko

Una heep dirty full road and una expect am to good. Make una dey blame govt for everything

Toooz, wetin dem dey use am repair?

I no know weda our leaders go school only to become duller?

Juliaann:
Why can't you speak with the natural voice God gave you? Be forming nonsense British accent pathetic

No be small something.

Me no even hear wetin she talk

Cherlene:
I am sure SCENTmarlc INFORMED you of his deeds!!

- I am HERE!

Cherlene

Deeds ke? Which deed again

See how the boy dey bend the girl at this age.

Even as I dey I no sure say I fit challenge that boy for kissing

Na turn by turn Nigeria PLC dem de do our national cake

Make una carry una training go nonresidential area o. So we can avoid stories wey touch

Person no go see another thing no? Saraki this saraki that.