₦airaland Forum

Viogu:
the only 2 things that makes you look like a woman are the plastic old weave on your head and that lipstick that doesnt compliment your skin tone. The flat butt you are desperately trying to stick out isn't helping

U GO MAKE THE GIRL REMOVE HER PISURE FROM NAIRALAND O. TAKE AM EASY ON HER NA

WHAT TYPE OF THIS IS THIS?

Why dem de return am na, another person don see money to steal b that o

So tinubu no reach to buy private jet?

Free the man jare. If truely that's his plane its ok, cos its even pretty small on the inside n might not be so expensive

bennyrazz:
@op, the second pix looks somehow, how comes the bride looks somehow somehow or is my phone resolution?

The girl for d first pix n d one in second pix no look alike oh, abi ny fone also de lack vitamins?

sebali:
So on Point.
OP pls clear d air

The op no get air to clear, him just de form story

fitzmayowa:
Too many inconsistencies

U too much, the story no straight. Person wey de bush since morning see everything.

[quote author=pazienza post=28470033]Even the Imam was running for his life. They all preach and brainwash people about how beautiful and wonderful heaven is,but they are all scared of death,like the rest of us.


NO MATA WHO U ARE, FIRST THING YOU DO WEN U HEAR A BOMB BLAST IS HOW TO SURVIVE.

SO GUY STOP THAT TALK.

PETER NO DENY JESUS? COS HIM NO WAN DIE.

WE SHOULD LEARN TO LOVE EACH OTHER NO MATA WAT.

DesChyko:
Hahaha.. Funny act. He pleads after being deaf to the plight of the praying deceased?? Was that part of the plan? I thought they were to be fearless, heartless murders. This is definitely out of script.

But if I were to have a say, I'ld not kill them, but hand them over to the authorities for information extraction. But then, I'm not from Northern Nigeria.

HOW MANY INFORMATION OUR AUTHORITIES DON GET SINCE DEM DE MAKE ARRESTS.

NO NEED TO ARREST DEM JUST MAKE SURE THEY FEEL PAINS BEFORE DIEING.

I beg I fit ask una this question



HOW COME SAHARA REPORTERS NEVER EVER SEE ONE GOOD THING JONATHAN DO AND ONE BAD THING BUHARI DO?

GOOD TO KNOW, AT LEAST FOR FUTURE NOBODY GO ASK US TO DONATE MONEY FOR U BECAUSE YOU DON GET ALREADY.

my fellow nairalanders, una just de insult una slf, PDP and APC members na dem de eat d money of the country, and after elections na still una dem go push go fight not their kids.


THEY DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT US.

GOD DE.

milkytea:
Haha... well I hope you are pleased

yea I am and impressed too

milkytea:
Haha, wow... I guess there really is a name for everyone on here

Sorry, my mistake. I wasn't referring to an actual person..

LOL, I knew u weren't, just wanted c if u wud b nice in ur response

see this mumu, who in his right senses will carry "all my international passports"


And wetn go make 7 people rob u wey only one warri guy go give slap and obtain.

Oga park well, attention seeker

How is this news?

NA HIM SABI, THE SAD THING IS PERSON WEY GET ONLY ONE SIN AND PERSON WEY DE SIN ALL HIM LIFE NA SAME PLACE THEM GO END. AND I BELIEVE THIS IS WHY OUR LEADERS DON'T GIVE A Bleep ABOUT US.

sandradayz:

I LIE?

NIGERIA MY NIGERIA.......

THIS TRULY IS A NON-ISSUE.... EVERY LITTLE THING IS MADE AN ISSUE...

GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

I THOUGHT THE LAW WAS AGAINST GIVING BRIBE TOO, ISN'T IT EVEN TO ARREST THE SAN FOR BRIBERY TOO?

MAKE THEM DE REFRESH O, SO THEY CAN JUMP FENCES IN FUTURE.

WHICH MEANS, MY OWN NO ONLY EXPIRE, E DON ROTTEN JOIN

milkytea:
Lmao... I have a loomer. Ewww.

Gerrout.

wetin I do you?

simplemach:
Ok, lemme give u the condition as stated out by a Rev. Father in a wedding i once attended in kaduna.
The Rev. Father said, yes, u can divorce but with this condition. That u will gather thesame exact crowd that witnessed the wedding (nobody should be absent) seated before thesame priest who joined the couple. Then the divorce procedures can commence.

this na movie na,

tkyl:
Always control your tongue!

let ur secret be kept secret!




daddy sorry..... your daughter spoil show because enu e ogbe je!

NO BE LIE, FROM NOW ON, IT IS SECRETS OF THE SUN THINGS

SLIDEwaxie:
Some people are stupidly desperate sha..

I WILL DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN IF I WAS IN HIS PLACE. (THIS IS FAMILY, I DO ANYTHING FOR FAMILY BRO)

I DE COME

babestella:
Well said.

THANKS,

asandigbo:
yes it will

IF YOU SAY SO. I ONLY PRAY WE ALL DON'T REGRET AT THE END

asandigbo:
as long as Igbo land is moving forward, who cares what Nigeria will turn to in 2015. ndi Igbo my people, pls be wise. remember we don't depend on politicians most of the time so none of them has the right to cajole us to fight for them. ndi Igbo outside d eastern axis, pls come home at the onset of 2015 elections till we know what d future has for us

YOU THINK WHEN CRISIS STARTS IT WILL REMEMBER WHO IS IGBO OR NOT. LET'S PRAY THINGS DON'T GET OUT OF HAND

THE TRUTH IS, WHEN THE TIME COMES, U WEY DE SUPPORT APC AND THE ONES WEY DE SUPPORT PDP NA ALL OF UNA GO SUFFER. COS NA UNA GO DE IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING. I PRAY THAT TIME DOESN'T COME.