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Seun should quickly do something about this free browsing îmbecile for fück sake. I swear if I lay my hands on this guy I go dicapitate im dîck and nothing will happen... |
Well the child is not his, he bought him. He said that he loves the boy, very through. Unless homosexualism is totally kicked out, crimes such as this will continue to make headlines. |
Most of you guys are googling the answers.. |
FrostyZonn: Wilfried Bony.
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Teenage Money: Its not All about Facial Look Man!! Character Matters...Really Character matters?I'm listening, please educate my ignorance. |
Whoever voted that girl on those pics as miss 9ja or whatever must be more uglier than she is. |
Yea I'm happy too ![]() |
Ikenna94: messi came third. If u doubt the authencity try googling goal.com for d free encyclopaediaoga it's Messi first, Ribery 2nd, Ronaldo 3rd, Muller4th, Lahm 5th. |
Ignorance will kill most of folks on Nairaland! I no know say many clever dîcks and aşşholes do not know that the world voted that dude into that position... Abi una just dey hate ni ![]() SMH |
I say Knorr on behalf of my mum. |
hero 1st: undemocratic fellow like u, better u reseaon b4 u talk.I don't expect you to understand. |
chidyhels: We are africans, we dont die we multiply. ![]() |
batstan:I tire for that guy o. |
So this free browsing guy still carry im death warrant come this thread ![]() Dem no dey ban person from posting on Nairaland atall? As for corruption in Nigeria oga op the only effective method is doing what people of Ghana did in Nigeria, but then who'd start it? Would Bluetooth, Eko Ile and co agree to allign with PointB and Onlytruth in killing or Otedola, Tinubu, Fayemi etc? Or would Okijajuju, Berem, etc agree together with Texascowgirl, Illugunboy in forcing GEJ, Ekweremadu, Ihedioha etc to relinquish power and face the wrath of the law? Even if they do, who are they going to put in power and would they do that peacefully? Oga op and co lets stop making a fool of ourselves cuz as long as Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa remain in a definite border as one country, a peacefull and corrupt free Nigeria would never materialize. |
adino: Read and comprehend the guy properly. Hypocrite and Evil mind.You got lost from the begining!!! Please someone else should judge me and this guy, please, I'm tired. |
If all what you posted is true, then millions of people like me would have been so long ago buried! It's not that I consume it a lot, but I know of numerous peopl, mostly friends and relatives that have made this food either their permanently daily breakfast or dinner and are still looking healthy and haven't gone for medical checkup for the last 3 years. Nevertheless, I'd relate this information to'em. |
adino: Is he too old and stvpid to know the level of thinking and wickedness of bokoharam. Do you know the huge sacrifice and courage Jtf and Cjtf have put to curb boko rams to a minimal level. So you thinj bokoharam is just a group of area boys that will be arrested and all will be well.please you have no cause or whatever to pity me for ALIGNING with someone who did nothing to warrant your unnecessary insults, save your pity for yourself cuz it's obvious that you lack the ability to read, interpret and understand properly. |
bammo: lol. Guy u harsh o..fixed |
adino: You are a big foool and may God punish you for been so stuupid. See your fooolish comment when boys of your son's age died gallantly, while an old ldiot like you choose to be a morron.oga try to read and comprehend effectively before bursting out. The guy doesn't deserve all those insults and wishes. |
Youngzedd: ALUU don't suppose to have light for a CENTURY |
I wish this free browsing guy was among the victims. |
And America is still waiting for TB. Joshua to tell them that these people are terrorists. |
I thought Al Mustapha has been released ![]() |
I don't know what GEJ was smoking when he appointed this Nebo, this man is ignorantly and falselly sabotaging this present Admin. How could he open his wide mouth to say that he hasn't used generator since becoming power minister while many people are without light due to his gross incompetency. GentleEJ should do something about this ex lecturer, cuz power sector is not something to be tampered with. |
nitlad: If what was on display yesterday is anything to go by, then I don't see no European domination from Bavaria... It's like watching Barça all over again, albeit a figured out Barça.Typical shelseea fan, playing the match and scoring goals with mere rantings, and after loosing the real match will start looking for whom to devour physically....bullies... Judging Bayern cuz of a lost to Dortmund shows that you have a bleak knowledge of football. Well, I don't even expect you to put up a good analysis and sensible predictions cuz Shelseea fans are all known to be naive. |
nitlad: Just Super Cup you say.... But I'm telling you this is the precedence to the season proper.so this ma guy na Shelseea fan ![]() I laugh in Kanuri! ![]() You are minority na, just like we have minority tribes in Nigeria you are minority club in Europe. Truth be told, you ain't supposed to be on this thread. And as for your dream cup, Shelseea are no where near it cuz Pep is a PhD holder in murdering that ogogoro hawker of a coach Shelseea have. |
Saw this somewhere & decided to share it here. Jimmy Peters was on his way back to Lagos from a wedding in Benin City. Suddenly, the road ahead was blocked. Before he could say “Jack Robinson,” some armed men sprang out of the bushes. Instinctively, Jimmy’s wife hid their baby on the floor of the backseat of the car; quickly throwing a cloth over him. The armed robbers were professional and clinical. They rapidly stripped them of their money and valuables. They hit the jackpot when they found thirty-five thousand naira in the boot of the car. But just as they were aboutto leave, the thing Jimmy’s wife fearedhappened. The baby cried out; not surprising, since he was practically smothered by the cloth thrown over him. One of the armed robbers stopped in his tracks. “There’s a baby,there’s a baby,” he exclaimed. He removed the cloth for confirmation. There indeed was the baby, cooing away, totally oblivious to the tension in the air. The armed robber was very angry. Heturned to the mother; scowling. “You people are very strange,” he said. “Doyou think I would hurt a baby?” Then he went further: “I want you to know that I am a Christian, so I would never hurt a little baby like this.” To demonstrate this beyond reasonable doubt, he decided to give the baby twenty naira out of the thirty-five thousand he had stolen from the parents. Sunday-Sunday Christians This story is not fiction. It actually happened; and it serves to underscorethe widespread confusion that now exists among those of us who call ourselves Christians. Christians are now a motley group of very strange bedfellows. It would appear that virtually anybody can claim to be a Christian without fear of contradiction. But who exactly is a Christian? Today, Christians are often identified by church affiliation. We are people who go to church on Sundays. We arepeople who “read their bible and prayevery day.” We are people who pay tithes. We have a tendency to quote the scriptures. We like to pepper our speech with “hallelujahs” and “praise the Lord.” But we are also people who fail to show compassion when it is required. We are people who despise Moslems and people of other faiths. We are people with deep hatred for homosexuals. We are people who insist on retributive justice, even to the point of going to war. We are those who go to church on Sundays but also beat our wives on Mondays. We are those who pray down the rainbut also use our tongue to lie, deceive, insult, abuse and curse. Of such is not the kingdom of God. Some church workers came to a high-rise building to ask for “Sister Mary.” But nobody seemed to know her. “What does she look like?” the residents asked. The visitors gave an elaborate description of her, from her favourite hairstyle to her preferred manner of dressing. “That sounds likeMary Ikejiani,” somebody replied. “Is it Mary Ikejiani you are looking for?” “Yes,” replied the visitors. “We have iton good authority she lives in this building.” “Why didn’t you say that inthe first place?” the residents chorused. “Instead, you asked for ‘Sister Mary.’ Do you mean to tell us Mary is a Christian?” Mary was a Sunday-Sunday Christian. At church, she was the epitome of holiness and virtue. But at home, she could not continue the lie. Had the people asked after “Quarrelsome Mary,” instead of “Sister Mary,” there would have been no difficulty in identifying her. Christian hypocrisy Jesus asked his disciples: “Who do men say that I am?” Let us turn the question around. Who do men say Christians are? Are we known by virtues or by vices? Does the designation, “Christian,” denote someone of sound character who is honest, godly and peace-loving? The truth is it does not. When Jesus sees Nathanael coming down the road, he says about him: “Behold, an Israelite indeed, in whom is no deceit.” Jesus refers to Nathanael as a real Israelite, thereby differentiating him from Jacob; the man to whom God first gave the nameIsrael. Jacob, of course, was a liar and a cheat. But Jesus identifies in Nathanael that the real Israelite (or Christian) is a man of proven integrity. If Nathanael is a real Israelite then there are fake Israelites. If Nathanael is a true Christian then there are fake Christians. Indeed, many professing Christians are much more dishonest and deceitful than the average unbeliever. We seem to forget that people are supposed to be drawn to Christ because of what they see of himin us. A lady asked me to pray for her. When I asked what her petition was, she said she was the Chairperson of the Armed Forces Officers’ Wives at a particular military cantonment. Her colleagues kept a certain amount of money with her for safe-keeping, but it now appeared she had misplaced the money. “What happened to the money?” I asked her. “I tampered with it,” she said. “What does that mean?” She said: “I spent the money. I didn’t know they would want it back so soon.” “So what do you want me to do now?” “I want you to pray that God should have mercy on me,” she replied. But what about the money with which she was entrusted? Disciples of Christ are called to follow his example. Why then do Christians steal, cheat, fight, lie, fornicate and commit adultery? Surely we know that the kingdom of God is only for those who stand in the righteousness of Christ. Foolish faith Have you ever had the experience where a man literally drives you off the road and, as he speeds away, you see the inscription on his windscreen declaring: “Jesus is Lord?” How does reckless driving testify to the lordship of Jesus Christ? Some cars were waiting at a railway intersection because a red light indicated a train was approaching. But one driver felt all the others were daft. He was convinced he could quickly cross over before the train arrived. So rather than wait on the queue with others, he decided to drive across quickly at top speed. Onlookers shouted at him to stop, warning him of the danger in his line of action. But he ignored them, accelerating all the more. At the last minute, he suddenly saw the train. It was much closer than he had anticipated, but it was now too late toslam on the brakes. If he did, he would be crushed for sure. So he had no choice but to continue on his suicidal path. Somehow he managed to get across unscathed. But just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, the train hithis back bumper and sent him on a tailspin. His car went through several somersaults but finally ended right side up. Dazed but uninjured, the man opened the door and came out ofthe car. “Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus,” he cried. But was it Jesus who told him to take such an idiotic risk? Was it Jesus who led him to presume all other drivers were daft but he alone was smart? |
I don't expect GentleEJ to reply this tout of a governor. oshyno: Goshhhh this man's stupidity baffles me . U dont castigate the president openly especially in a country with weak institution like ours. Believe me Amaechi, GEJ has not looked ur way. When and if he does, Ghana wont contain u. |
I don't expect GentleEJ to reply this tout of a governor. |
nitlad: Moment of the match was at the end of the game, when Guardiola stood like a disgraced village chief hands akimbo, waiting to pay homage to his Oga -Klopp- who was too busy felicitating with his crew to notice him.... That wait must have felt like eternity, with Pep wishing the ground should just swallow him.this is just German super cup, why you dey suffer your self?? I doubt your club is contention for a worthy trophy. Me I dey only pity people wey go fall for the same group with Dortmund in CL. |
E be like say na me mad pass ![]() Homar wan kill me with laugh... Homar: na only thunder go fire dortmundI love that we lost. Pep is a very good human being who never fails to learn from his mistakes, Dortmund just taught him how to approach Bundesliga and every BuLI team would regret this action of Dortmund. I'm solidly behind Pep. Wait o, who saw what he did to Thiago, was that a mere tap? |
[quote author=A-40]I no kuku dey house! I'm following via Twitter and soccernet sha[/quote]chei! Na your own worst pass o. Someone told me dat it'll be aired on Dubai sports and I have access to it. |
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