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Crime › Re: Father Jailed For Allowing His Son To Be Molested by Lordave: 3:57pm On Jul 30, 2013
Seun should quickly do something about this free browsing îmbecile for fück sake.



I swear if I lay my hands on this guy I go dicapitate im dîck and nothing will happen...
Crime › Re: Father Jailed For Allowing His Son To Be Molested by Lordave: 3:49pm On Jul 30, 2013
Well the child is not his, he bought him.
He said that he loves the boy, very through.
Unless homosexualism is totally kicked out, crimes such as this will continue to make headlines.
Sports › Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by Lordave: 3:16pm On Jul 30, 2013
Most of you guys are googling the answers..
Sports › Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by Lordave: 3:12pm On Jul 30, 2013
FrostyZonn: Wilfried Bony.

Which football club is known as the bavarians?

Fashion › Re: Michelle Udoka Is 2013 Miss Global Nigeria Pageant by Lordave: 2:54pm On Jul 30, 2013
Teenage Money: Its not All about Facial Look Man!! Character Matters...

Agbani Derego Won Miss World in 2001, Does it mean shes more Beautiful than All those Oyiboshuh NOPe!!
Reallyhuh Character matters?
I'm listening, please educate my ignorance.
Fashion › Re: Michelle Udoka Is 2013 Miss Global Nigeria Pageant by Lordave: 2:14pm On Jul 30, 2013
Whoever voted that girl on those pics as miss 9ja or whatever must be more uglier than she is.
Christianity Etc › Re: Seun Kuti Is Happy, He Is An Atheist by Lordave: 2:05pm On Jul 30, 2013
Yea I'm happy too cool
Sports › Re: Sunday Mba Ranked 24th Best Player In The World By Goal.com by Lordave: 8:04pm On Jul 29, 2013
Ikenna94: messi came third. If u doubt the authencity try googling goal.com for d free encyclopaedia
oga it's Messi first, Ribery 2nd, Ronaldo 3rd, Muller4th, Lahm 5th.
Sports › Re: Sunday Mba Ranked 24th Best Player In The World By Goal.com by Lordave: 5:12pm On Jul 29, 2013
Ignorance will kill most of folks on Nairaland!
I no know say many clever dîcks and aşşholes do not know that the world voted that dude into that position...
Abi una just dey hate nihuh
SMH
Food › Re: Star Maggi Vs Knorr Cube Maggi: Which Is Best For Cooking? by Lordave: 4:52pm On Jul 29, 2013
I say Knorr on behalf of my mum.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 50,000 Graduates Applied For 72 NERC Jobs- Professor Nebo (MINISTER OF POWER) by Lordave: 2:30pm On Jul 29, 2013
hero 1st: undemocratic fellow like u, better u reseaon b4 u talk.
I don't expect you to understand.
Health › Re: 10 Reasons To Avoid Instant Noodles by Lordave: 2:25pm On Jul 29, 2013
chidyhels: We are africans, we dont die we multiply.
cheesy
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Kill 20 Civilians In Borno by Lordave: 2:22pm On Jul 29, 2013
batstan: grin
The guy is a retard.virus. Bone him.
Hadiknown (adino) or ajino is .............haaaah
I tire for that guy o.
Politics › Re: How Would You Manage Corruption In Nigeria If You Are President? by Lordave:
So this free browsing guy still carry im death warrant come this threadhuh
Dem no dey ban person from posting on Nairaland atall?







As for corruption in Nigeria oga op the only effective method is doing what people of Ghana did in Nigeria, but then who'd start it?

Would Bluetooth, Eko Ile and co agree to allign with PointB and Onlytruth in killing or Otedola, Tinubu, Fayemi etc? Or would Okijajuju, Berem, etc agree together with Texascowgirl, Illugunboy in forcing GEJ, Ekweremadu, Ihedioha etc to relinquish power and face the wrath of the law?
Even if they do, who are they going to put in power and would they do that peacefully?
Oga op and co lets stop making a fool of ourselves cuz as long as Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa remain in a definite border as one country, a peacefull and corrupt free Nigeria would never materialize.
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Kill 20 Civilians In Borno by Lordave: 1:23pm On Jul 29, 2013
adino: Read and comprehend the guy properly. Hypocrite and Evil mind.
You got lost from the begining!!!
Please someone else should judge me and this guy, please, I'm tired.
Health › Re: 10 Reasons To Avoid Instant Noodles by Lordave: 1:15pm On Jul 29, 2013
If all what you posted is true, then millions of people like me would have been so long ago buried!










It's not that I consume it a lot, but I know of numerous peopl, mostly friends and relatives that have made this food either their permanently daily breakfast or dinner and are still looking healthy and haven't gone for medical checkup for the last 3 years.
Nevertheless, I'd relate this information to'em.
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Kill 20 Civilians In Borno by Lordave: 1:00pm On Jul 29, 2013
adino: Is he too old and stvpid to know the level of thinking and wickedness of bokoharam. Do you know the huge sacrifice and courage Jtf and Cjtf have put to curb boko rams to a minimal level. So you thinj bokoharam is just a group of area boys that will be arrested and all will be well.
He is known for stvpid comments, he always follow the trend and talk negatively without using his head
It is a pity you choose to align with him.
please you have no cause or whatever to pity me for ALIGNING with someone who did nothing to warrant your unnecessary insults, save your pity for yourself cuz it's obvious that you lack the ability to read, interpret and understand properly.
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Kill 20 Civilians In Borno by Lordave: 12:46pm On Jul 29, 2013
bammo: lol. Guy u harsh o..
But why r some pple quoting d free long browsing post again. Na dem mumu pass o
fixed
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Kill 20 Civilians In Borno by Lordave: 10:24am On Jul 29, 2013
adino: You are a big foool and may God punish you for been so stuupid. See your fooolish comment when boys of your son's age died gallantly, while an old ldiot like you choose to be a morron.
oga try to read and comprehend effectively before bursting out.
The guy doesn't deserve all those insults and wishes.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 50,000 Graduates Applied For 72 NERC Jobs- Professor Nebo (MINISTER OF POWER) by Lordave: 10:21am On Jul 29, 2013
Youngzedd: ALUU don't suppose to have light for a CENTURY
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Kill 20 Civilians In Borno by Lordave: 10:16am On Jul 29, 2013
I wish this free browsing guy was among the victims.
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Kill 20 Civilians In Borno by Lordave: 10:14am On Jul 29, 2013
And America is still waiting for TB. Joshua to tell them that these people are terrorists.
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Kill 20 Civilians In Borno by Lordave: 10:10am On Jul 29, 2013
I thought Al Mustapha has been releasedhuh
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 50,000 Graduates Applied For 72 NERC Jobs- Professor Nebo (MINISTER OF POWER) by Lordave: 9:29am On Jul 29, 2013
I don't know what GEJ was smoking when he appointed this Nebo, this man is ignorantly and falselly sabotaging this present Admin.
How could he open his wide mouth to say that he hasn't used generator since becoming power minister while many people are without light due to his gross incompetency.
GentleEJ should do something about this ex lecturer, cuz power sector is not something to be tampered with.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 10:05am On Jul 28, 2013
nitlad: If what was on display yesterday is anything to go by, then I don't see no European domination from Bavaria... It's like watching Barça all over again, albeit a figured out Barça. cheesy How you wan take dominate with a style that was bequeathed to you, and whose more masterful proponents have been figured out already? undecided

Against the big continental sides, this would not work as it has already been rendered redundant. You may blow away the smaller teams, but there would be no such luck against the Crème de la crème of the game.

Your defending is also atrocious with the disastrous highline you dey employ - with your entire back four hugging the half way line! shocked Something wey be say na im dem take kill Barça, na im una wan just dey adopt. All your defenders are not renowned sprinters, how do you hope to cope with pacy wingers and forwards seeing how easily Aubameyang left your only fast defender Alaba in no man's land at least twice. I lick my lips at Hazard's prospect at this una highline. grin

Even gan sef, If you wan play tiki-taka, try play am well before you can expect to excel with it. Tiki-taka is all about short intricate passes, not a situation where Thiago has the ball in the centre circle and the only person available for a pass is Robben or Shaqiri who are kilometres away! And to think A40 said you people have the best of both worlds? SMFDH.....


Make una shar come with una possession footie on the 30th make I chaply do una as usual. cheesy grin
Typical shelseea fan, playing the match and scoring goals with mere rantings, and after loosing the real match will start looking for whom to devour physically....bullies...
Judging Bayern cuz of a lost to Dortmund shows that you have a bleak knowledge of football.
Well, I don't even expect you to put up a good analysis and sensible predictions cuz Shelseea fans are all known to be naive.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 9:45am On Jul 28, 2013
nitlad: Just Super Cup you say.... But I'm telling you this is the precedence to the season proper.

And as for what my Club is contending for, we shall meet at the Eden Arena in Prague for another brutal rapë on your tiki-taka nonsense!
so this ma guy na Shelseea fanhuh
I laugh in Kanuri! cheesy
You are minority na, just like we have minority tribes in Nigeria you are minority club in Europe.
Truth be told, you ain't supposed to be on this thread. And as for your dream cup, Shelseea are no where near it cuz Pep is a PhD holder in murdering that ogogoro hawker of a coach Shelseea have.
Christianity Etc › Christians Indeed!!! by Lordave(op): 12:36am On Jul 28, 2013
Saw this somewhere & decided to share it here.





Jimmy Peters was on his way back to Lagos from a wedding in Benin City. Suddenly, the road ahead was blocked. Before he could say “Jack Robinson,” some armed men sprang out of the bushes. Instinctively, Jimmy’s wife hid their baby on the floor of the backseat of the car; quickly throwing a cloth over him.
The armed robbers were professional and clinical. They rapidly stripped them of their money and valuables. They hit the jackpot when they found thirty-five thousand naira in the boot of the car. But just as they were aboutto leave, the thing Jimmy’s wife fearedhappened. The baby cried out; not surprising, since he was practically smothered by the cloth thrown over him. One of the armed robbers stopped in his tracks. “There’s a baby,there’s a baby,” he exclaimed. He removed the cloth for confirmation. There indeed was the baby, cooing away, totally oblivious to the tension in the air.
The armed robber was very angry. Heturned to the mother; scowling. “You people are very strange,” he said. “Doyou think I would hurt a baby?” Then he went further: “I want you to know that I am a Christian, so I would never hurt a little baby like this.” To demonstrate this beyond reasonable doubt, he decided to give the baby twenty naira out of the thirty-five thousand he had stolen from the parents.
Sunday-Sunday Christians
This story is not fiction. It actually happened; and it serves to underscorethe widespread confusion that now exists among those of us who call ourselves Christians. Christians are now a motley group of very strange bedfellows. It would appear that virtually anybody can claim to be a Christian without fear of contradiction. But who exactly is a Christian?
Today, Christians are often identified by church affiliation. We are people who go to church on Sundays. We arepeople who “read their bible and prayevery day.” We are people who pay tithes. We have a tendency to quote the scriptures. We like to pepper our speech with “hallelujahs” and “praise the Lord.”
But we are also people who fail to show compassion when it is required. We are people who despise Moslems and people of other faiths. We are people with deep hatred for homosexuals. We are people who insist on retributive justice, even to the point of going to war. We are those who go to church on Sundays but also beat our wives on Mondays. We are those who pray down the rainbut also use our tongue to lie, deceive, insult, abuse and curse. Of such is not the kingdom of God.
Some church workers came to a high-rise building to ask for “Sister Mary.” But nobody seemed to know her. “What does she look like?” the residents asked. The visitors gave an elaborate description of her, from her favourite hairstyle to her preferred manner of dressing. “That sounds likeMary Ikejiani,” somebody replied. “Is it Mary Ikejiani you are looking for?” “Yes,” replied the visitors. “We have iton good authority she lives in this building.” “Why didn’t you say that inthe first place?” the residents chorused. “Instead, you asked for ‘Sister Mary.’ Do you mean to tell us Mary is a Christian?”
Mary was a Sunday-Sunday Christian. At church, she was the epitome of holiness and virtue. But at home, she could not continue the lie. Had the people asked after “Quarrelsome Mary,” instead of “Sister Mary,” there would have been no difficulty in identifying her.
Christian hypocrisy
Jesus asked his disciples: “Who do men say that I am?” Let us turn the question around. Who do men say Christians are? Are we known by virtues or by vices? Does the designation, “Christian,” denote someone of sound character who is honest, godly and peace-loving? The truth is it does not.
When Jesus sees Nathanael coming down the road, he says about him: “Behold, an Israelite indeed, in whom is no deceit.” Jesus refers to Nathanael as a real Israelite, thereby differentiating him from Jacob; the man to whom God first gave the nameIsrael. Jacob, of course, was a liar and a cheat. But Jesus identifies in Nathanael that the real Israelite (or Christian) is a man of proven integrity.
If Nathanael is a real Israelite then there are fake Israelites. If Nathanael is a true Christian then there are fake Christians. Indeed, many professing Christians are much more dishonest and deceitful than the average unbeliever. We seem to forget that people are supposed to be drawn to Christ because of what they see of himin us.
A lady asked me to pray for her. When I asked what her petition was, she said she was the Chairperson of the Armed Forces Officers’ Wives at a particular military cantonment. Her colleagues kept a certain amount of money with her for safe-keeping, but it now appeared she had misplaced the money.
“What happened to the money?” I asked her. “I tampered with it,” she said. “What does that mean?” She said: “I spent the money. I didn’t know they would want it back so soon.” “So what do you want me to do now?” “I want you to pray that God should have mercy on me,” she replied. But what about the money with which she was entrusted?
Disciples of Christ are called to follow his example. Why then do Christians steal, cheat, fight, lie, fornicate and commit adultery? Surely we know that the kingdom of God is only for those who stand in the righteousness of Christ.
Foolish faith
Have you ever had the experience where a man literally drives you off the road and, as he speeds away, you see the inscription on his windscreen declaring: “Jesus is Lord?” How does reckless driving testify to the lordship of Jesus Christ?
Some cars were waiting at a railway intersection because a red light indicated a train was approaching. But one driver felt all the others were daft. He was convinced he could quickly cross over before the train arrived. So rather than wait on the queue with others, he decided to drive across quickly at top speed.
Onlookers shouted at him to stop, warning him of the danger in his line of action. But he ignored them, accelerating all the more. At the last minute, he suddenly saw the train. It was much closer than he had anticipated, but it was now too late toslam on the brakes. If he did, he would be crushed for sure. So he had no choice but to continue on his suicidal path.
Somehow he managed to get across unscathed. But just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, the train hithis back bumper and sent him on a tailspin. His car went through several somersaults but finally ended right side up. Dazed but uninjured, the man opened the door and came out ofthe car. “Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus,” he cried.
But was it Jesus who told him to take such an idiotic risk? Was it Jesus who led him to presume all other drivers were daft but he alone was smart?
Politics › Re: Amaechi On Face-off With President Jonathan (Video) by Lordave: 10:41pm On Jul 27, 2013
I don't expect GentleEJ to reply this tout of a governor.
oshyno: Goshhhh this man's stupidity baffles me . U dont castigate the president openly especially in a country with weak institution like ours. Believe me Amaechi, GEJ has not looked ur way. When and if he does, Ghana wont contain u.
Politics › Re: Amaechi On Face-off With President Jonathan (Video) by Lordave: 10:41pm On Jul 27, 2013
I don't expect GentleEJ to reply this tout of a governor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 10:16pm On Jul 27, 2013
nitlad: Moment of the match was at the end of the game, when Guardiola stood like a disgraced village chief hands akimbo, waiting to pay homage to his Oga -Klopp- who was too busy felicitating with his crew to notice him.... That wait must have felt like eternity, with Pep wishing the ground should just swallow him. grin grin grin
this is just German super cup, why you dey suffer your self?? I doubt your club is contention for a worthy trophy.
Me I dey only pity people wey go fall for the same group with Dortmund in CL.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 10:12pm On Jul 27, 2013
E be like say na me mad pass cheesy
Homar wan kill me with laugh...
Homar: na only thunder go fire dortmund
I love that we lost.
Pep is a very good human being who never fails to learn from his mistakes, Dortmund just taught him how to approach Bundesliga and every BuLI team would regret this action of Dortmund.
I'm solidly behind Pep.
Wait o, who saw what he did to Thiago, was that a mere tap?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 7:40pm On Jul 27, 2013
[quote author=A-40]I no kuku dey house! I'm following via Twitter and soccernet sha[/quote]chei! Na your own worst pass o.
Someone told me dat it'll be aired on Dubai sports and I have access to it.

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