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Abagworo: The statement sounds more like what an intellectual conceived and wrote. Orji's level of reasoning no reach.

just pray an Igbere man doesn't catch you

I never knew an Hausa man can be so funny.

Anubiri: I dreamt wen I was fighting John Cena...d guy punched all my teeth comot,omo see blood I tink say I go die bt as e carry up mak e giv me smak dwn na so I shout den I woke up I found myself on d flood not on bed anymore..tnk God say na dream oh

u get luck say no be RKO.

I dreamt of where I killed Obama.

Having her as my only date.

Abagworo: Orji is not as intelligent as the statement. I think he's the richest Southeasterner or the 4th richest in Nigeria though.

What do you mean, OUK can't make such a statement?

How much they go pay me make I go dialogue with Boko Haram? I'm desperate.

What about the Almajiri school, do they have qualified terrorits there?

Even Kaduna? that means the whole of Sokoto, Zamfara, Borno, Kebbi, Jigawa, and Gombe will be full of stark illiterates who parade themselves as qualified teachers.

Johnny English
Police Academy
Mr.Beans holiday

Antivirus92: are you a bayern fan or are you a german from bavaria?

A

babanaba: While growing up i didn't meet a lot of Igbos.When you meet an Igbo man outside Nigeria he is like-"Broda...."He makes sure you get to trust him.He then opens up with his problem to you and you help him.Meanwhile he avoids his tribesman around.They won't be there to help him.He wouldn't tell them his problems.He acts like he is not a tribalist.You think he is a friend.As soon as he gets what he wants you suddenly become his number 1 enemy.He now remembers that you not from his tribe.He wakes up with nonsense in his mouth and when you react(with real anger) he withdraws like a coward.He will never apologize even when he wrong because of arrogance and pride.When things starts going wrong with him he thinks the problem is emanating from one shrine in his village.
Ps:This is written with respect to the few different ones.
If you try to insult me cos many of you like to insult for no reason.Be ready to get cursed yourself!

shut up!

Hahahahahahahahah! @op d thing no long na, u for continue typing abi copy and paste. Even a whole term geography note no plenty like dat.

It's a pity your post was even full of stutter. Just take a deep breath before u talk or type.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Are those cows Nigerians too ? sorry,i mean northeners. [/quote]I wan die

nairaman66: You dey enta class D.I.E.. But you know say Simbi, Ali and Mr Salami go soon joing AGBO for the town of Lagoon??

Na mr. Salami be d farmer wey de live for Sapele.

Kslib: ---I sometimes put my hand on naked wire to dash electric current one spoon of my blood..
---- I crack jokes to myself and laugh out really hard...
----- I always find a way to touch a girl`s bosom.. I have never missed.. Never
------ I scrath my private part and smell mt hand..
------ I like eating thick catarrh with bread..very healthy and tasty..

see wetin igbo de cause.

Hahahahahahahahah! If u wan die of High BP go dey support arsenal

Walcott needs proper education.

I can finish a whole pot of Egusi and Oha soup without Eba

Wanna concentrate on Bayern match. Good luck Arsenal. I wish Gervinho doesn't play.

Podolski

Even this my comment is a lie

Fine one Sagna.

Ribery scores for Bayern.

Maybe Arsene Wenger should give him more chance. Giroud try for this one o

Goal

Abeg make Arsene Wenger sell Giroud buy goat.

I will go out and get myself drunk too.

africanrapper: You guys should not be complaining at all. My Parents gave me one outdated, Bible name - MOSES. Although my native name (Uche) is not what many people know me by, I think I prefer it.

Although many people know me by MOSES, I prefer Uche.

I don die wit laughter. @Moses outdated name

My English name is Oluwagbotemi and my native name is David, I love them both.

lecturerdabo: AKWA-NMIRRI = TOWEL

research well