Jokes Etc › Re: What Is The English Translation Of "Oya" by Lordave: 11:56pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
It's an exclamation just like oh, aww etc.
Oh, my God, you look too sweet!
Aww, Stop touching my boobs!
Oya, remove your clothes! |
Politics › Re: Will This Set Of People Make Paradise? by Lordave: 11:46pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
OP, seriously that's why I avoid romance section like leprosy. |
Romance › Re: Read The Experience Of A Woman With Waiting Until Marriage To Have Sex by Lordave: 11:28pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
ronald4lif: God knows I'll never read that bollocks up there even for a thousand pounds.  Churchie Churchie Churchieson!
Better buy new bible o, that one you came to church with, I noticed it has no Genesis and Exodus  |
Romance › Re: Suspicious Categories Of Guys And The Styles They Use When They Are After A Lady by Lordave: 11:24pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
That number 6 
I nearly packed my belongings go dey sleep for church because of this babe  |
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Politics › Re: South East Governors Meeting In Owerri (Photo) by Lordave: 11:17pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
1toRtoiSe1: thanks.
To be sincere, I don't hate the ibos but your people need to be told the bitter truth.
Take your time to view that post of mine without bias and see how expository it is.
Rich men don't care about a poor man's struggle. No wahala, but I don't want to talk about it. |
Politics › Re: South East Governors Meeting In Owerri (Photo) by Lordave: 11:13pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
1toRtoiSe1: ok, sorry. But who are you calling a boy? Are you a girl? Never mind your profile photo |
Jokes Etc › Re: The Difference Between "Complete" And "Finished" by Lordave: 11:06pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
There's a difference
When you have GEJ as your president you're complete but when you've Buhari as president you're finished. When you have a certificateless Buhari as president you're finished completely and when you have a Boko Haram sympathiser as the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces you're completely finished! |
Politics › Re: South East Governors Meeting In Owerri (Photo) by Lordave: 11:03pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
1toRtoiSe1: mugu!
When you report a post, it gets hidden but to you alone.
Log out and view the thread as a guest to see that the post now has 35likes.  This boy, wetin bring that one na?
So if I don't have a prior knowledge of the information you just shared I'm a mugu?
Make we no derail this thread o |
Satellite TV Technology › Re: FTA Live Football Matches Announcement Thread by Lordave: 10:53pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Rabin22: ask your nearest dish person where you stay try 1.8metre Man,you're spamming this thread. |
Politics › Re: South East Governors Meeting In Owerri (Photo) by Lordave: 10:50pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
1toRtoiSe1: go and check again. It has gotten 27 likes.  Put back your tongue and check your likes again, they aren't for that comment, it's been hidden. |
Politics › Re: A Rare Kind Of Stupidity by Lordave: 10:23pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Naijacitizen: Actually a bottomless stupidity, the kind you see when you look deep into the eyes of a chicken is what rules the PDP. Ok, PMB is almost a month in office without cabinet and PDP want to bring down the roof. Expectedly, the pathetic bunch couldn't even see its a slap on them. Just a month old and without a cabinet, PMB has already achieved more than GEJ ever aspired to achieve in his disastrous 5 years. Already Nigeria is functioning like a respectable human community, a far cry from the earthly hell GEJ turned it into with these "dumbos" cheering by the side. Seems like you just had your own tablet of Dullardquine? Was it that bitter? |
Politics › Re: My Take On The Boko Haram Killings And PMB by Lordave: 10:15pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
cramjones: It is highly despicable that since PMB came into power Boko Haram has killed over 500 Nigerians in over 17 attacks - one attack every two days. Although Boko Haram didn't start with PMB, but the way he has handled it so far is very poor to say the least! Granted he is probing the highly corrupted military that conic ed with GEJ to siphon defense funds, also he has repositioned coalition forces and instilled confidence. However, he has continually failed to talk to the Nigerian people. Gara Shehu releases statement on Zahra Buhari yet no word on the many Nigerians that have been killed.
This is certainly not the change I was paid to campaign for. PMB must constitute his cabinet and engage Nigerians frequently. We must insist on true change!
-CramJones When Orisha visits you you go vomit that money make them use am pay Osun workers. |
Crime › Re: Breaking News: Bomb Explosion In Bauch Park, Jos by Lordave: 10:06pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
dotwyz: Our peoples are die, Our children's are cry, Our leader's are lie. Pls when we are going to make a change? I hope you're joking |
Romance › Re: See What Girls Has Plan To Do With Our World - Pics by Lordave: 10:02pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
I'd be very ashamed of myself if I get attracted to those brÉasts |
Crime › Re: Breaking News: Bomb Explosion In Bauch Park, Jos by Lordave: 9:55pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
When Iraq hears about the rate of bombings, killings and maiming in Nigeria since Buhari took over
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Crime › Re: Ikorodu Bank Robbers Captured. by Lordave: 9:52pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Death Sentence straight |
Romance › Re: What Do You Think A Man Can Do That A Woman Cant? by Lordave: 9:49pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
yorubaboiy: oboi....u dey jonze o......one fart bside me for clas early dis week......bt me knw say na mistake sha bt still it came out safe and SOUND Now, me and you who jonze pass?
I'm still right, though. She didn't do it confidently. |
Romance › Re: Five Things That Get The Opposite Sex Attracted To You by Lordave: 9:46pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
No ara and ukwu?
Mods, lock this thread, it's blasphemous. |
Romance › Re: What Do You Think A Man Can Do That A Woman Cant? by Lordave: 9:44pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
misssclassy: [color=#000050]Don't you know what sperm is?[/color] She might be a juvenile. |
Romance › Re: What Do You Think A Man Can Do That A Woman Cant? by Lordave: 9:43pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
yorubaboiy: lets prove lady's who be like "anything a man can do a woman better" wrong by saying at least one thing we can do that they cant
#stillthinking
yes!!! una no sabi drive trailer  Can a woman fart confidently while with her friends?  |
Romance › Re: What Do You Think A Man Can Do That A Woman Cant? by Lordave: 9:41pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
1bkaye: Produce sperm? All I got. How the 4uck did you beat me to that? |
Politics › Re: South East Governors Meeting In Owerri (Photo) by Lordave: 9:37pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
1toRtoiSe1: I see nothing wrong with the post. Don't worry, it's hidden already. |
Nairaland General › Re: [photo] Can You Draw This Tattoo On Your Body by Lordave: 9:36pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Buhari and the governors of the 36 states and members of National Assembly should get it first, they enjoy Nigeria more than any other human. |
Politics › Re: South East Governors Meeting In Owerri (Photo) by Lordave: 9:27pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
1toRtoiSe1: these ones won't ever clamour for biafra. Why?
Look below.
Smart Igbos They believe in one nigeria and are benefiting from it. A few of them are listed below.
T.A Orji
Very much hated by the people of Abia state and majority of igbos for the way they believe he governed the state. The unity of Nigeria has seen him become a senator of the populous black nation. The clamour for biafra makes no sense to him cos he's enjoying immunity.
Phyno
Sings with Olamide and Lil kesh who are yoruba boys or better yet nigerians. This enables him smile to the bank. He won't want a biafran country where his fan base will be limited to his brothers alone.
Precious Chikwendu
A beauty queen who now dates Femi fani-kayode, a man hated by the igbos for reeling out the names of igbo woman he has dated before. If she cares about biafra and hates yorubas as directed by Nnamdi Kanu, she won't have the opportunity to be in a relationship with a handsome former minister of aviation. Wise girl.
Ekweremadu
I don't think the deputy senate president of the federal republic of nigeria would entertain any talk of biafra when he's currently living large in abuja. A man of that position stands a better chance of clamouring for biafra.
Mikel Obi
The green white green jersey saw him rise to being a superstar. He can never regret playing for the Zoo. If asked to choose between the Zoo and Biafran national team, he'll certainly choose the Zoo over and over again.
bianca ojukwu
She is the wife of the late biafra warlord, Ojukwu. She's currently representing the Zoo as an ambassador in spain. She definitely doesn't see herself as a biafran because of the bumper pay she receives from the Zoo.
Nnamdi Kanu
Lives in london and flies about with a passport giving to him by the Zoo.
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Gullible igbos
These ones blame all their failures on Nigeria which they call a Zoo. They wake up every morning to recite the Zoo's national anthem and salute the Zoo's flag hoisted in every banks, schools and institution in their beloved biafra. When filling a form, they state the Zoo as their nationality. They voted massively in the Zoo's last election. The Zoo pays their men who work for them. Even with all of these and many more, they still think they aren't also baboons in the Zoo they call Nigeria.
I believe if they were as rich as the smart igbos mentioned above, biafra would be the last thing on their lips.
God bless SW, SE, SS, NW, NE and NC.
One Nigeria I can't believe the moderators let this post thrive. This is an inciting comment and is totally not in context with the topic of discussion.
Unless the mods would love to see this thread derailed, they should hide this post. |
Politics › Re: Where Is Buhari's WAEC Certificate by Lordave: 9:02pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
I expect APC apologists to come and tell you that he promised to provide the certificate after 100 days in office and after the 100 days you demand for it again, they will come back and present a list of ancient world leaders who ruled without certificate and tell you to bear with with them that education is not necessary in politics. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Super Eagles Striker, Emmanuel Emenike Claims: " I Am Now A Muslim"-CS by Lordave: 8:55pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Another recruit for ISIS or would he come and honour his father land and sign for Boko Haram?
Lest I forget, OP, where is your source? |
Politics › Re: 6 Die In Suicide Bomb Attack On Redeem Church by Lordave: 8:36pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Epochsolace: . GEJ sympathisers should shut der trap; imagined w@ wld av bcum on Nigeria if d@ drunkard 4rm Otuoke had ruled 4 another 4 years. U xpect GMB 2 clean all d mess GEJ left bhind in 6 years in a Month. Ur Sick dude; u nid 2 see a psychotherapist. As much as I don't wana insult anyone I can't stand Morons and ethnic bigots lyk u Lordave: I'll keep apologising to GEJ until I see something good in GMB |
Politics › Re: Keep Praying For Buhari – Jonathan by Lordave: 8:27pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
blackfase: Pray! Pray!! Pray!!! Same prayer offered thruout ur tenure that never got d country anywhere. Imagine expecting prayers to stop BH, or prayers ending fuel scarcity & corruption in Nigeria. Cluelessness still trailing Jonathan even outside governance. So where r d prayer warriors then, lets see if it'l work out this time. Nonsense! I never expected you to make sense cos Iberiberism runs through your vein.
You're an epitome of foolishness ! |
Politics › Re: 6 Die In Suicide Bomb Attack On Redeem Church by Lordave: 6:27pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
olu77: Keep fooling your old age Lordave: I'll keep apologising to GEJ until I see something good in GMB |
Politics › Re: 6 Die In Suicide Bomb Attack On Redeem Church by Lordave: 6:25pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
cashkid: The best u can do to forgive urself is to go hang urself, all this lamentation will not work seriously.Who are u waiting for to investigate ur foolishness as u proudly said u are a fool for voting buhari.Grab a rope nw and head for the gallow pls. Lordave: I'll keep apologising to GEJ until I see something good in GMB |
Sports › Re: Enyimba Vs Abia Warriors Today By 4pm by Lordave: 6:19pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
DOCkayer: warriors are mad o. 2-2 U better be kidding me. |