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Politics › Re: Nigerians’ll Beg Us To Return In 2019 – PDP by Lordave: 8:55pm On Jul 06, 2015
RockMaxi:
When you are trying to extinguish fire with water, it will burn with vigour high into the air, you will think it's going to consume everything but it is a lie, that's the last strength.
That is the same way PDP is behaving now. wink

You be fire service?
Travel › Re: The Most Expensive Garden Street In Owerri by Lordave: 8:45pm On Jul 06, 2015
Nna, why can't Seun and the mods cage this chino once and for all? When I encountered him in 2012 I thought he was just been silly.

Even Jesus Christ can't convince me beyond reasonable doubts that this guy is actually Igbo!
Politics › Re: Will This Set Of People Make Paradise? by Lordave: 4:23pm On Jul 06, 2015
adeh39:
Avoiding the section will make you be one of the people that will make heaven abiundecided

Continue....... your eyes go soon cleargrin

What makes you think that you are holier than the people frequenting the Romance section?

Funny dudegrin
See, I don't want you to sweet talk me into visiting that section or have a rethink about myself and certainty of me making heaven if the trumpet sounds right now.

I'm a bonafide child of God, I don't have feelings for the worldly things of Romance section.


Pretty girl kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: See The Amazing Thing I Do With My Leg by Lordave: 3:52pm On Jul 06, 2015
Nice Position grin

If you know what I mean
Politics › Re: Borno Residents Caution FG Against Dialogue With Boko Haram by Lordave: 12:34pm On Jul 06, 2015
Even ordinary citizens who probably have only First School Leaving certificates are advising a whole, 'General' Buhari on how to go about terrorists.
SMH

Do we even have a president in this country?



Oh! I forgot we've one without Certificate.
Education › Re: thread closed by Lordave: 12:17pm On Jul 06, 2015
Expecting nice pictures.
Politics › Re: APC Youth Demands For His Money Back From Buhari [screenshot] by Lordave: 12:14pm On Jul 06, 2015
Since he took money from you, took Mr President, His Excellency, GCFR, Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces from GEJ too, he should also take the title of 'The Clueless One'.


Whether he likes it or not, from now onwards he would be called the Clueless One until he starts fulfilling his campaign promises.
Crime › Re: Apprentice Pours Hot Water On Colleague In Lagos (Graphic Pic) by Lordave: 11:31am On Jul 06, 2015
This is the type of people boko haram should've captured
Politics › Re: Police Use Live Bullets To Disperse Protesting Youths In Kaduna. (photos) by Lordave: 11:27am On Jul 06, 2015
Since GMB took over, unbridled brutality has become the order of the day.



Even the North is wishing GEJ could come back.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Refugees Being Fed In Buckets And Trays by Lordave: 11:22am On Jul 06, 2015
When GEJ was the president he built and commissioned a N5billion School for this same children.
Now, their grand father, Buhari is the president, what has he done? He's seen his boys drastically increase the rate of bombings on this same children.


Even the North is missing GEJ
Politics › Re: Twin Bomb Blast In Jos, 44 Killed, 67 Injured (Photos) by Lordave: 11:15am On Jul 06, 2015
Sadly enough, the people (NA) who would have at least tamed Boko Haram have their sympathiser as the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. I don't see the usefulness of the title 'General' in his name if he's this clueless about what to do concerning his dear terrorists.

I'm sure the predicted revolution will take place in Buhari's regime
Politics › Re: ACF : Attacks During Ramadan Proves Boko Haram Are Not Muslims by Lordave: 11:06am On Jul 06, 2015
Yes, they're not Muslims but they are Islamic fanatics.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Miss GEJ by Lordave: 11:02am On Jul 06, 2015
seedgreen:
u just registered this account today, and out of ur 43 posts, 23 of them have violated NL rules. Maybe its just ur eccentricity, or u probably want to make a record.
She's an active user with another moniker, she's just committing identify theft to ridicule the past government. Certainly a paid APC media representative.

Probably not even a girl.
Politics › Re: Exactly 48 Years Today That The Civil War Started by Lordave: 10:57am On Jul 06, 2015
RIP to my Courageous Fathers
Politics › Re: Another Boko Haram Escapee Makes Shoking Revelation by Lordave: 10:51am On Jul 06, 2015
She should be properly interrogated.

Psychological expertise is needed here.
Politics › Re: Can This Be The State Of Douglas Road, Owerri - Rochas Please Do Something by Lordave: 10:46am On Jul 06, 2015
Beremx:
Douglas Road is the dirtiest road in Imo state probably because of the market. The dualized road is very narrow and the dirts have covered almost all the road. The traffic on that road is horrible. That is the road I do not wish to pass when I am in Owerri.

The only dirt problem on that road is where the market is. Every other part of the road is clean.
And you haven't petitioned Rochas to do something about it?
Politics › Re: Grave Mistake Jonathan Made In War Against Boko Haram -prof Ango Abdullahi by Lordave: 10:36am On Jul 06, 2015
gobizzy101:
God 4bid
God forbid what? Goodluck? So, you don't like being lucky?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls! Why??? Una Need To Stop... by Lordave: 10:34am On Jul 06, 2015
TheWisest:
I just have to cry out o! I've tried too long to be humble but it's getting too much. Why can't I find nigerian girls that are intelligent enough, curious enough and content enough to hold an intellectually stimulating conversation with? I have observed that most nigerian girls are just physically attractive. That's where it ends for them, nothing upstairs, complete bimbos. For a guy with eidetic memory, I'm frustrated meeting empty heads who care for nothing extraordinary. I can speedread through a book and remember every detailed concept in it together with the arrangement of the words, I can listen to a song once and remember the lyrics, the song melody, the harmonization of the beat and everything, sometimes when I speak I use a new word I haven't used before and when I check the dictionary, I would be correct. I only need look at your phone number once (after grouping it in fours), and I would remember. I am also currently running a double degree program at present in Business Administration and Psychology.

The only reason why I'm tooting any horns here is because it REALLY PAINS me when I see a 9.0 out of 10 beautiful girl and walk up to her only to get turned off when she starts to speak. Some can't even speak, let alone me gisting you about the content of their speech. Imagine the other day engaging a girl in a convo about poetry and she asked me, "Who is a poet?". My mouth just gaped open like I was a girl waiting to do a guy a blow.job.

I have dated one white chick two years ago. Her name was Rose, an American and she was topnotch brilliant. I would prefer to end up marrying a Nigerian coz of the shared sense of origin we should share with eachother and our kids.

But naija girls, why are you discouraging boys like us? Physical beauty is not everything na. Won't we sit up in bed, cuddle and just talk sensible things some nights? Or you think it'll be lovemaking every night?

Ladies, please if you're humble enough to listen, start working on yourselves. Backyard power isn't the epitome of your potential. Your foreigner gender counterparts (especially Westerners and especially North Americans) don't have flesh on their backs but they're so cool to roll with. Asians are even better than Americans sef. The only asian I've dated was a taiwanese girl (her name is Nate) on an exchange program here in Nigeria. Asian girls are more mannered, more philosophical and more family-oriented than western girls. Though most western girls seem more attractive sexually, trust me, asian girls know how to make love 100 times better. They care about what you want in bed and having an innocent girl transform into a vixen in front of your eyes on your bed is so hot.

How much more you Nigerian girls who are trained from birth with good moral values and are endowed with the richest flesh ever. If you can only add intellectual prowess to all the beauty you carry, I swear we'll have a huge turnaround in the quality of homes we create in the future.

Think Asian Grace & Wit PLUS Western Brains PLUS African Beauty EQUALS The Perfect Naija Lady. Perfect enough for the nigerian guy that'll deserve you. smiley
You know all these things and you don't know you should never generalise, my brother, you're also a Nigerian girl.
Politics › Re: Lagos Assembly Speaker Visits Woman Whose Husband Flee Over 3rd Time Twins (Pic) by Lordave:
blackpanda:
Hope same can happen in d east which is the den of tribalism and racism!
Man, you're poorly informed! There's nothing like racism in the Eastern part of Nigeria.
Education › Re: Bust Ya Brain, Which Colour Will You Pick And Why?? by Lordave: 10:25am On Jul 06, 2015
As a selfless and a well meaning Nigerian, you've to grant me the wish to press 2 buttons. And they will be

YELLOW
&
PINK


Yellow will grant me the ability to read through people's mind and fish out those who doesn't mean well for our dear country, like terrorists planning where to attack and bomb people.

And pink to grant me the unnatural power of instant healing to successfully combat and eradicate Boko Haram for our country and Buhari in less than a month.
Family › Re: Let's See How Old You Are: Can You Remember This chewing gum? by Lordave: 10:07am On Jul 06, 2015
iamrealdeji:
This is one of the best chewing gums ever produced in Nigeria,you unwrap it,chew it and read current affair questions and answers. I never knew when this chewing gum went into extinction and have forgotten it ever existed.
It's still being sold. Order for your packet now with a 30% discount.
Politics › Re: #ArrogantlyNaija by Lordave: 9:56am On Jul 06, 2015
Sweetlemon:
1. I'm from Akwa-Ibom
2. If they want to go why must they employ hate and incite violence?
3. Why drag the SS along with them?
[b]
1. It doesn't matter where you come from, after all, I can post your hate inciting comments about Igbos here.

2. You're not inclined/being compelled to do what Nnamdi Kanu or whatever his name is, says. But then, you've deliberately turned a blind eye on those threatening Igbos with death and mass graves if they ever try to secede.

3. Nobody can reasonably say that pro Biafrans are dragging the South South into Biafra. Nnamdi Kanu is only seeking for your alliance, which you ALONE have the power to consent to. Have you heard that Nnamdi Kanu and his followers were forcefully recruiting South South men into Biafran armyhuh Why the insecurity? Not so long ago you were bragging about how Tompolo and his boys will put the Biafrans in their rightful place and now you're here walling aimlessly. Didn't you say that Igbos are gullible and that Akpabio was using them just for his selfish political purpose? Aren't you South Southerners bold and sensible enough to ignore Pro Biafrans and their hate inciting sermons?
Now you want every Nigerian, including the Igbos you constantly abuse and ridicule to stand against pro Biafrans. How cunning of you! Or should I say smart?




Any Igbo person who knows you and how bigoted and naive you're, that indulges in this your senseless and futile campaign, I'm sorry to say, is a bigger fool.
I'd have perhaps evangelise your sermon if you were an unbiased observer, but just bear it in mind that you're a bigot and a HYPOCRITE and many people know that. [/b]
Politics › Re: #ArrogantlyNaija by Lordave: 9:26am On Jul 06, 2015
The politicians you're allowing yourselves become tools for will jet out of the country with their families at the slightest hint of war.
Hypocrite! How am I sure you also are not a political tool been used to in a futile attempt to curb people's harmless ambition?


When Igbos were been called all sorts of unattractive names did you also use the social media to campaign for Igbos?

Rubbish!

Just go and live your live cos nobody is doing what you're proposing.

What a futile attempt to feel popular and important.
Politics › Re: Grave Mistake Jonathan Made In War Against Boko Haram -prof Ango Abdullahi by Lordave:
Upnepaa:
For giving us regular power abi huh or for eradicating boko haram who are responsible for genocide of over 15,000 lives under his regime huh i just don't the title you wrote there
15,000 in 6 years against 700 in a month.
Politics › Re: Lagos Assembly Speaker Visits Woman Whose Husband Flee Over 3rd Time Twins (Pic) by Lordave:
I stopped reading before halfway. But if the story is true, I say God bless them for taking care of the family.



Say no to tribal Bigotry!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Should Prepare For Post Boko Haram – UN Analyst by Lordave: 9:05am On Jul 06, 2015
“There is need for everybody to put hands on deck to ensure that the post-conflict reconstruction, reconciliation and rehabilitation, are done inclusively,” he said.
We should prepare to rebuild the North East as they Rebuilt the South East after civil war abi?
Politics › Re: Grave Mistake Jonathan Made In War Against Boko Haram -prof Ango Abdullahi by Lordave: 9:02am On Jul 06, 2015
Mistakes or not, he remains the best we ever had.
Romance › Re: Female Teacher Got Pregnant having sex repeatedly with 3 teenage students.Photos by Lordave: 7:34am On Jul 06, 2015
How I wish I had such teacher.

My form teacher in primary 5 was sexy.
Politics › Re: Special Task Force Soldiers Aid Fulani In Raiding Plateau State Village by Lordave: 7:04am On Jul 06, 2015
When you have a Boko Haram sympathiser as their commander what do you expect ?
Politics › Re: Graphic Photo From The Jos Bomb Blast At Yan-taya Mosque by Lordave: 7:00am On Jul 06, 2015
Buhari should step down if he can't at least tame Boko Haram
Politics › Re: Buhari: Time To Sack The Military Chiefs by Lordave: 12:18am On Jul 06, 2015
NgeneUkwenu:
I don't know who the advisers of President Buhari are at the moment. But one thing I am aware is that, either they are incompetent or they are set out to undermine the Change we all fought for.

Since Buhari took over the reigns of Government, not fewer than 400 Nigerian have been maimed and killed, millions of properties destroyed and vandalized by the evil Boko Haram operating largely from the North East. And before this time, we all complained about the incompetency of the Military Chiefs appointed by an equally incompetent Leader( Goodluck Jonathan) but what baffles a sane mind, is that, 1month after assuming power, President Buhari still retains the same elements who either through corruption or sheer class ineptitude have been aiding these outlaws to cause untold hardship to the citizenry.

Time To Act: Buhari get to work, sack this Team of Incompetent mofos! This piecemeal sacking is not the way to go! Why sack DSS and still retain these characters?

As an APC Supporter, I can defend every other slow-paced decisions but I can't defend flat-footed response to continuous progrom.!

Signed: Miss Ngene
I'm glad you didn't claim to be Military Strategist this time, Mrs Economist.
Politics › Re: Will This Set Of People Make Paradise? by Lordave: 12:05am On Jul 06, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Me too, we never can tell weh God will come.
I live every minute of ma life as if death is around d corner.
Dat section is to ungodly for me
You're right.
And since Buhari took over the rate of killings and terrorism has increased drastically, same sex marriage is being legalised in the US which are all signs of end time.

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