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Music/Radio › Re: Top 5 Nigerian Songs With Senseless Lyrics by Lordave: 7:47pm On Jul 10, 2015

Skelewu

Shoki

And all TerryG songs

Romance › Re: Am I Handsome?? by Lordave: 7:44pm On Jul 10, 2015

Teeboy22:

I swear, if I see you near my sister, I'll treat you like a ghost!

Nwa Mmuo!

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Romance › Re: Help!!!!! She Can't Date Me because Guys Are Only Attracted To Her Body by Lordave: 7:40pm On Jul 10, 2015

ojesoj:
No guys, I only want to describe her this you all know why she has that mindset towards guys. she told me this has made her develop zero tolerance for guys.

Rubbish! If you want us and Seun to take you serious, upload a picture of her body.

Let me make it easier, show us a picture of her body without her head, make we see wetin she look like.

Romance › Re: Importance Of Sex To The Body by Lordave: 7:36pm On Jul 10, 2015

All Correct!

OP, you're even poorly informed, if I start to list the ones you didn't mention, Seun will have to upgrade Nairaland. Eg

You forgot to say it helps keep you fit, and you also learn a lot skills to perform when god finally rewards you with 72 abi na 720 virgins in Paradise.

Celebrities › Re: The Bigger The Better? See Plus-size Woman Who Lost Her Job For Reducing Size! by Lordave: 7:31pm On Jul 10, 2015

MILF

Politics › Re: Insurgency Worsens Under Buhari – Ekweremadu by Lordave: 8:06pm On Jul 09, 2015

Fearless Ekeremmadu

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Crime › Re: Man Arrested After Beating 2 Policemen In Abuja by Lordave: 8:01pm On Jul 09, 2015

The policemen should be arrested for being sissy

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Crime › Re: Breaking! #pakistani Bags 18-month Jail Term In Nigeria Over Heroin Importation by Lordave: 7:32pm On Jul 09, 2015

chudidonas:
Just 18 months?

I smell politics and sentiments!

If to say that guy no be muslim, his sentence for reach 50 years or even death by bombing.

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Crime › Re: Breaking! #pakistani Bags 18-month Jail Term In Nigeria Over Heroin Importation by Lordave: 7:30pm On Jul 09, 2015

Only?

He should be hanged!

Culture › Re: A Photographic Tour Of Southwest Nigerian Peoples by Lordave: 7:27pm On Jul 09, 2015

Very Good

Impressed

Foreign Affairs › Re: Check Out These Swaziland Representatives At A Meeting ( Photo) by Lordave: 2:12pm On Jul 08, 2015

ibisko04:
Anybody who wish to come to any occasion in his/her native attires is welcome. Once you don't come with a violent view, It will never cause any distraction. It will only cause admiration for such fellow because you will appear uniquely.

What if I wear cowries and animal skin to a crusade or a Christian seminar, would I also be welcomed?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Check Out These Swaziland Representatives At A Meeting ( Photo) by Lordave: 2:05pm On Jul 08, 2015

Gurgle:
my Igbo is not good but Chukwu gozie gi too lool

It's quite ok.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Check Out These Swaziland Representatives At A Meeting ( Photo) by Lordave: 1:59pm On Jul 08, 2015

Gurgle:
I don't think this is about mental slavery, civilization or what not

its just that there is a time and place for everything

white people also do have their own native dress but they don't just where is anyhow

wearing this Swaziland regalia to what looks like an international conference is totally inappropriate

its not about being "ashamed" of culture you just need to be reasonable

Ah, my sister, Chukwu gozie gi!

Imagine the kind of distraction it would've been if everyone dressed in his/her native attire to that meeting.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Check Out These Swaziland Representatives At A Meeting ( Photo) by Lordave: 1:54pm On Jul 08, 2015

ibisko04:
Because we want to understand each other conversations. Because we speak English language is the same reason why we should dress in our native dress so as to give out our identity to the world to see. I am always happy when you see African leaders dressings in any world forums. It's always cool

And you think the people you're showcasing yourself to don't have an identity?

What if an Italian decides to come to that meeting looking like a gladiator?

If everybody should attend UN meetings in his or her native attire, do you think that half the purpose of that meeting can be achieved?

They are agents of distraction in that meeting and not representatives. It's either they are being ruled by pride or they have an issue of insecurity.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Check Out These Swaziland Representatives At A Meeting ( Photo) by Lordave: 1:46pm On Jul 08, 2015

sonofananimals:
YOU ARE HALF INTELLIDENT WHAT THOSE SEX HAVE TO DO WITH CULTURE AND CLOTH, THE GUY YOU QUOTE WAS VERY CORRECT.

KEEP ON WITH YOUR INFERIORITY MINDSET

How do you know I've inferiority issues, Mr?

You choose to be educated in a Civilised way but don't want to act civilised?

Before the 15th century the white man was wearing something that looks like skirt. Fast forward to 21st century, they are wearing suit and trousers and look more attractive. Did anybody force them to abandon those dresses? Where they ever told to hold on to their former way of dressing because it's become a way of life?

Mark it somewhere, half a century from now, the Swazis would be attending that meeting on suits.
It's not an issue of inferiority or superiority complex, it's simply a case of intermingling and accepting the way of the society. Your problem is sentiments, it won't let you see anything good in anything you think the white man has an influence in, because you've a jaundiced view of the white man.

I'm myself, I worship nobody, and I see myself not inferior to anybody.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Check Out These Swaziland Representatives At A Meeting ( Photo) by Lordave: 1:18pm On Jul 08, 2015

Okijajuju1:
What's wrong with their attire?

We are speaking English for the purpose of communication. If I spoke my native dialect and you spoke yours, then how would we understand each other? What has the traditional attire of the Swazili people got to do with language?

It's inferiority complex that would make you consider their customary attire unsuitable for a meeting. The Saudis don't wear suits to these functions, Most West African leaders don't either.

I see no issue with their attire, if anything, I give them props for daring to challenge the status quo. No man should be made to be ashamed of his tradition.

[b]Culture is not everything. Saudis? Is it that you don't know that most of the aspects of lives of the Arabs are being controlled by Religion? Religion is the reason Arabs dress the way they do, not culture.

Why do you like cherry picking the life of the white man to suit your purpose whenever you feel like? If we should not dress formally for official meetings because of culture, we should as well s discourage blowjõbs during sex cos it isn't our culture, we should stop going to church cos it isn't part of our culture, we should develop the Insibidi as a means of written communication, for only a man with inferiority complex would abandon his much old way of life for that of the white.

Are you more cultural or even religious than the Buddhist Chinese who sees the need to look humanly when attending such meetings?

Okija-juju iwu kwanu onye aghugho! English is for communication? Haven't we seen on this forum two Igbos conversing in English? How many Arabs have you seen discussing in English with their fellow Arabs?[/b]

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Check Out These Swaziland Representatives At A Meeting ( Photo) by Lordave: 12:54pm On Jul 08, 2015

milychocs:
Noo....not rubbish...not even at all
It is a brilliant post, and totally true..that which you label "rubbish"

True Story

Everything is not culture. Putting on the right clothes doesn't make you a mental slave or an inferior being.

Why are we even conversing in English language?

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Jokes Etc › Re: When You Take Her On A Date And She Does This Bros Run by Lordave: 12:29pm On Jul 08, 2015

I won't run cos I've gotten a money saving sex machine. From that day henceforth, our dates will be in the abattoir where I'll order a basket of okpukpu ewu for just #1000

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Phones › Re: NITEL CARD: Have You Seen This Before? (pic) by Lordave: 12:02pm On Jul 08, 2015

ONE still dey inside my uncle coat

Politics › Re: if you dont know any of these, you shouldn't be discussing nigerian politics by Lordave: 12:01pm On Jul 08, 2015

Kito Scandals

I remember when NTA Aba presents us with WWF 9am every Saturday. 'Pioneering Excellence', I've the pictures of Agnes Njoku casting news in Igbo Language.

Saclux Paint advert, "onye n'ere, onye n'nso?".

Rivers State Television (RSTV), makes us smile with action packed movies 11pm every Saturday.

If barb Low cut that time , my dad go send me back with of my elder brothers to have my hair completely cut .

E don tey!

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Politics › Re: Who Else Smells Desperation From Boko Haram? by Lordave: 10:50am On Jul 08, 2015

I don't understand how some people reason

Just read what this girl is talking, I mean with an unbiased mind. SMH

Romance › Re: Why Men Sleep After Sex by Lordave: 10:40am On Jul 08, 2015

That's after a long romp.

Who sleeps after ejacülating in 10 mins?

Romance › Re: How True Is This Pic by Lordave: 10:34am On Jul 08, 2015

She will think she looks like shitt

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Christianity Etc › Re: Help:my Friend Doesnt Believe That There Is God by Lordave: 10:30am On Jul 08, 2015

So, live your life

Politics › Re: Will This Set Of People Make Paradise? by Lordave: 10:25am On Jul 08, 2015

Macelliot:
Naive!
How can someone be a Christian-Jew?
Obviously, that's a Soldier!

A soldier?
What are those muslims, footballers?

I'm not naive, there are christian Jews. A Jew isn't only an adherent of Judaism.

Politics › Re: Lagos Ratings Globally by Lordave: 10:17am On Jul 08, 2015

Lagos, Capital city?
Is this a prophecy? When was this article written?

I don't understand

Politics › Re: Will This Set Of People Make Paradise? by Lordave: 10:15am On Jul 08, 2015

Macelliot:
Meaning?

That's a Christian Jew praying, let's compare it with that muslim picture.
You're trying to make it seem like Christians ain't violent.

Politics › Re: Will This Set Of People Make Paradise? by Lordave: 10:08am On Jul 08, 2015

Macelliot:
Compare and Contrast!
CHRISTIANS
https://religiomag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/DSC_8705.jpg

MUSLIMS
https://thepeoplescube.com/images/Mujahed__prayer.jpg

What about this?

Sports › Re: Sunday Oliseh To Emerge As Nigeria's New Coach - BBC Sport by Lordave: 11:40pm On Jul 07, 2015

Yomboy4ever:
I have waited for dis all along
I have watched dis man so many times on DStv and I tell you he is d best nigerian for d job @ d moment.
Good pundit, great match reader ,
played to d highest level, fifa badge holder as coach.
Good communication skills ,
No nonsense man just like BUhari
Good luck to you..

I was about liking your comment until I saw that

Travel › Re: Ex BBC Boss, David Hayward, Writes About His Experience In Nigeria (Igbo land) by Lordave: 5:49pm On Jul 07, 2015

jaymichael:
@op, Delta state don be Igbo land?
Though he visited Anambra, the account is based mostly upon his experience in Delta state.

So Asaba is not an Igboland?
Small time Onitsha will be Edo land to you.

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