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Sports › Re: Enyimba Vs Abia Warriors Today By 4pm by Lordave: 6:17pm On Jul 05, 2015
Krasid:
2-1 in favour of Enyimba now.
Obi atogbuolam.
One more goal to cool my anxiousness.
Sports › Re: Enyimba Vs Abia Warriors Today By 4pm by Lordave: 4:43pm On Jul 05, 2015
groundnutoil:
no goals yet
Ok
Politics › Re: 6 Die In Suicide Bomb Attack On Redeem Church by Lordave: 4:41pm On Jul 05, 2015
ghostwritter:
abeg shut up, even ur father can't eradicate boko haram within a year.
Buhari is a human being just like u and I and not a robot like the quotee.
Lordave:
I'll keep apologising to GEJ until I see something good in GMB
Sports › Re: Enyimba Vs Abia Warriors Today By 4pm by Lordave: 4:15pm On Jul 05, 2015
Updates please

Mr Krasid
Sports › Re: Enyimba Vs Abia Warriors Today By 4pm by Lordave: 2:40pm On Jul 05, 2015
Front Page please.


Abeg make una no fail to update us.




Up Enyi!
Sports › Re: If Neymar, Ronaldinho And Messi Were Girls (photo ) by Lordave: 2:37pm On Jul 05, 2015
I can't decide who I like among them, trying to like one of them is making me feel gay.
Politics › Re: 6 Die In Suicide Bomb Attack On Redeem Church by Lordave: 2:23pm On Jul 05, 2015
I'll keep apologising to GEJ until I see something good in GMB
Politics › Re: 6 Die In Suicide Bomb Attack On Redeem Church by Lordave: 2:12pm On Jul 05, 2015
Please the whole world should investigate this; it's obvious I Was hypnotised in Voting and canvassing for Muhammadu Buhari in the last Presidential Election. I was not conscious of my actions and please, once more on behalf of scammed and hypnotised Nigerians I tender my apology to the most tactful and shrewd president Nigeria ever had, Mr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan GCFR, I'm sorry for falling for the greatest scam ever known to man. I'm sorry, sir.
Sports › Re: Official NPFL Thread. (nigerian Professional Football League) by Lordave: 11:45am On Jul 05, 2015
I'm counting on Enyimba and Heartland to make me happier today.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: FTA Live Football Matches Announcement Thread by Lordave: 6:54pm On Jul 04, 2015
ishe25:
pls analyse we need the info
We are in the same boat, man.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: FTA Live Football Matches Announcement Thread by Lordave: 6:31pm On Jul 04, 2015
Rabin22:
1.8 metre badr
Be more precise please, C-Band or KU Band?


Your location please?
Politics › Re: Aro Confederancy The Cultural Assimilation Between The Igbos And The Ibibio by Lordave: 8:14am On Jul 04, 2015
I can trace my lineage to this people. Nwa Mazi in the making.
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Discover Your Best Friend Is A Gay by Lordave: 8:12am On Jul 04, 2015
I'll only avoid physical contact with him while we continue with our friendship.
Politics › Re: The Igbo's Don't Know Their Own Power ! by Lordave: 2:39am On Jul 04, 2015
OP, you know what?


4uck your Igbo/Jews attache.

We're Igbos and not some confused wanderers from the Middle East.
Nairaland General › Re: Human Rights Bodies Seek Justice For Nine Sentenced To Death For ‘blasphemy’ by Lordave: 2:13am On Jul 04, 2015
Sadly they're all dead already, I'd advise the body to seek for the abolishment of Sharia Law in Nigeria so as to prevent further beheadings and brutal amputation of innocent people. The Islam being practised in the North of Nigeria and the Middle East has no regards for human lives, it can barely differentiate between 'Man' and 'Ram'.
Blood, no matter the source seems to be the substance/liquid for baptism in Islam.




We must all rise above the cruelty of Islam!
Education › Re: My Name Is OR My Names Are,which Is Grammatically Correct? by Lordave: 2:04am On Jul 04, 2015
Sanchez01:
Unfortunately, both of you are wrong. There is no such thing as "my names are...". Here lemme explain;

1. The question is "What IS your NAME?": Note, the question did not come with the plural BrE+ form which in this regard would be "ARE". Hence, the question is directed to a singular form or entity (which is one person) and the answer would be singular as well. Therefore "My name is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is most correct".

2. "Name" is a Noun but one's name is singular: This is quite complicated but simple at the same time. A name is an identity by which something is known or described as.

So, when we say "Names", we refer to several others but this is the tricky part; regardless of how many names you bear or carry, you are ONE person. Hence,, we refer to you as a singular entity and not belonging to the plurality class. Hermaphrodites who are even known to possess both male and female features are not pluralized.

Bearing the above in mind, it would imply that the several "NAMES" you have all belong to "ONE" person which is YOU. This is why it is proper to say "My name is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan".

NB: Goodluck+Ebele+Jonathan are all names but they belong to ONE person, therefore it cannot be pluralized during introduction.

Finally, instead of saying "My names are" just say "My full name is..."
E.g;

Customs inspector: Would you please state your name?

Passenger: I'm Goodluck Jonathan

Inspector: Excuse me, sir. Would you please state your full name? / Would you please state your name in full?

Passenger: Sorry! My full name is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan
OP, here is your answer.
Politics › Re: Rise Against Boko Haram, Buhari Urges Muslims by Lordave: 1:57am On Jul 04, 2015
This man keeps giving me more reasons to rue giving him my support.
Politics › Re: Court Remands 63-year-old Man For Infecting Step- Daughter With HIV by Lordave: 1:55am On Jul 04, 2015
Food is Ready!



If you know what I mean.
Make I comot before dem stain me with soup.
Education › Re: Nigerian EEE Student Wins Best Graduating Student In Ghana by Lordave: 1:52am On Jul 04, 2015
More of this
Jokes Etc › Re: Gay Guy Vs Straight Guy In Brutal Street Fight by Lordave: 1:48am On Jul 04, 2015
SuperSuave:
beat some sense into his dry gay a$$ bruhhh angry ++
Dude is not a walkover o, he might kick your assss you won't even land a clean punch.
Jokes Etc › Re: Gay Guy Vs Straight Guy In Brutal Street Fight by Lordave: 1:45am On Jul 04, 2015
OP, I don't believe either of them is straight.

The guy on trousers only got one point and that's his 'knee to the face' attack. The one on bum shot owned the fight.
Career › Re: A Brief Life Experienced by Lordave: 1:40am On Jul 04, 2015
Nice one, buddy.

Hardwork and Determination surely pay.


There is a proverb in my local dialect that says Onye ngana kpuchie ute, aguru ekpughe ya.

You're working hard and you are enjoying the dividends. Never relent.
Politics › Re: United States Congress Recognises Fela Anikulapo Kuti by Lordave: 1:33am On Jul 04, 2015
MAYOWAAK:
Read the last sentence on the certificate.I believe you can also see that UNITED STATES CONGRESS emblem on other card beside the certificate.A quick google search also reveals that Sheila Jackson Lee,the member who signed the certificate is the U.S. Representative for Texas's 18th congressional district.
Ok
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: “We Are Open To Negotiations” – FG by Lordave: 1:27am On Jul 04, 2015
HungerBAD:
In a Civilized world, that is what leaders do and that is NEGOTIATE. We cannot kill or wish Boko Haram away, nice move PRESIDO.
I suppose you have a first hand definition of 'civilisation', and I believe Nigeria is nowhere near as civilised as the United States, yet America never negotiated with Al Qaeda.

They towed the eye for an eye route and brought down the mastermind of the 9/11 disaster and in the process eliminated prospective terrorists who could have become nightmares to the US and it's citizens.

Mr Buhari praise singer, would you have given GEJ such support?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kill 29 Villagers. Burn 200 Homes In Borno by Lordave: 1:18am On Jul 04, 2015
I owe an apology to Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.


From today henceforth I pledge not to be Myopic in issues of politics anymore, so help me God.
Politics › Re: United States Congress Recognises Fela Anikulapo Kuti by Lordave: 1:15am On Jul 04, 2015
The state of Texas congress, OP.
Politics › Re: Why Is Port Hartcourt Still Named After A British Pedophile? by Lordave: 1:12am On Jul 04, 2015
rheether:
Nnamdi Kanu, see what you have caused ooo
Are you just being daft or better still sarcastic?

Abeg, we need mature contributions on why the name might have or have no bad influence on the city and not this chaff this bigot dey yarn here.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Happy Independence Day United States Of America by Lordave(op): 1:05am On Jul 04, 2015
SuperSuave:
my wish doesnt change a thing.








Ermm..which country colonized them?
It doesn't have to, but it sure gives our brothers over there a warm feeling.



Britain
Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari Calls President Jammeh Of Gambia A ‘child Fucker’ by Lordave: 12:56am On Jul 04, 2015
Her response could not in anyway be related to what the President said.
Check very well where her post was directed to.
Foreign Affairs › Happy Independence Day United States Of America by Lordave(op): 12:51am On Jul 04, 2015
Today is 4th July, The most powerful nation in the world presently got her independence on this day 1776(239 years ago).

So,whatever your grievances might be, kindly put them aside and wish our fellow Nigerians in America and America as a whole a Happy Independence Day.



Is not easy housing almost the whole ethnic groups of the world in one country, America is truly Home For All. Shout out to our naturalised brothers in USA.

Happy Independence United States Of America!

Cc: Mukina2 Lalasticlala

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