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Christianity EtcRe: Paul Adefarasin And Wife Celebrate 21st Wedding Anniversary by lordkhalifa(m): 8:39pm On Jun 03, 2016
HungerBAD:
God will continue to bless your union.

Now to my favorite Nigeria Pastors.

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome and Pastor Chris Okotie.

These two Chris,I advice the two of you to approach Pastor Adefarasin,to educate and teach you guys on how to treat women.

Treat a woman right,and she will stand by you forever. Treat your woman like the two Pastor Chris,she will seek a better alternative.
Charlie ministerial rule No1 never involve your wife and family in your church affairs....

TB Joshua did it and it work for him
EducationRe: 17 UNILAG Girls Missing After Heading For Party At Lekki - Says Twitter User by lordkhalifa(m): 8:28pm On Jun 03, 2016
they believe so much in diabolical & traditional powers, charms, native doctors (babalawo) &juju medicine, this is why there are so many human parts factories in the land4 human rituals

WEST I fear them
PoliticsRe: Fashola, Dangote And Amosun Commission Itori-Ibeshe Road by lordkhalifa(m): 8:01pm On Jun 03, 2016
krazykoons:
oh really,tell me more.
$kunk
abeg enjoy ur free 10mb while it last... Charlie Do me a favour swerve
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Averted Disaster In Ogoni Land ~ By Mohnice by lordkhalifa(m): 8:00pm On Jun 03, 2016
This OP is high on something....


What they couldn't achieve in 1967 to 1970 do u think they can do it now boko haram and NDA have shown how weak they are huh


Abeg who get lighter I won light my Cuban cigar
undecided
PoliticsRe: Fashola, Dangote And Amosun Commission Itori-Ibeshe Road by lordkhalifa(m): 7:50pm On Jun 03, 2016
krazykoons:
no,boy!
that's what ibos do ,need I remind you of baby factories and am sure you're are IBO.
so you should dig my yarns,unless you're not bright
Igbos are enigmatic People hate by the yourbas and their pay masters hausa/fulanis , But fortunately such hatred will not stop us from thriving, even on their lands!
PoliticsRe: "Corruption List" To Exclude Names Of Those Returning Money - Sahara Reporters by lordkhalifa(m): 7:42pm On Jun 03, 2016
If amaechi name is not in that list.... Hmmmmm I reserve my comment
PoliticsRe: Fashola, Dangote And Amosun Commission Itori-Ibeshe Road by lordkhalifa(m): 7:38pm On Jun 03, 2016
krazykoons:
leaking like his w1fe'$ kitten,you know eboes women are whores
as your mum nurtured you in Brothel
PoliticsRe: PDP: Niger Delta Avengers Destroying Our Economy by lordkhalifa(m): 7:26pm On Jun 03, 2016
Mtcheeeeeeeew rubbish...

Nigeria Government are too daft lazy and ignorant ...

If NDA want there oil all for themselves please don't hesitate to give it back to them
ND oil has been servicing, putting food for other regions for more than 5 decade




Why not exploit other resources.... One mallam from kaduna bluffed recently that one local government in kaduna has more Gold deposit than entire south africa Gold deposit put together

1ounce of raw Gold is equivalent to 1 barrel of oil

Let's exploit our raw Gold in North so the equation will be balance
PoliticsRe: Fashola, Dangote And Amosun Commission Itori-Ibeshe Road by lordkhalifa(m): 6:59pm On Jun 03, 2016
krazykoons:
OK, am not your father,talk to me with respect.
omo abeg swerve.... Is the brown zinc licking already huh
PoliticsRe: Fashola, Dangote And Amosun Commission Itori-Ibeshe Road by lordkhalifa(m): 6:49pm On Jun 03, 2016
krazykoons:
Yorubas are welcoming development,positioning their region as the major economic hub in west Africa.
ipob flat.heads are crying,busy fighting Yoruba online.
soon they will pack their relatives inside ghana must go,to tell us they developed Ogun while abandoning their villages
charlie apart from lagos which was single handedly develop by the IPOB name other state in west that can stand test of time, shoulder to shoulder with any south eastern state huh Abeg go renovate ur brown zinc mud house b4 flood swept u away....

Abeg tap my shoulder if ur free 10MB runs out gringringrin
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Boobs Touched On TV By A Presenter At "Da Chat" With Zinna by lordkhalifa(m): 6:42pm On Jun 03, 2016
I wonder what dis one is singing.... If u can Open ur mouth so wide then close it back... U are automatically a celebrity



no wonder one guy like that mistook her as south american cow because of her pierce nose...



cheesycheesycheesy
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Amaechi by lordkhalifa(m): 6:31pm On Jun 03, 2016
He don dey drink burukutu with that fulani gworo chewing monkey
Science/TechnologyRe: Strange Rainfall In Kpalime Togo (Video, Pics) by lordkhalifa(m): 9:51pm On Jun 02, 2016
geyser or whatever abeg I won sleep...


Who knew the price of garri in ogbomosho market huh
SportsRe: Muhammad Ali Rushed To Hospital With Respiratory Problem by lordkhalifa(m): 9:42pm On Jun 02, 2016
undecided Ali abeg get well soon and come and knock that dullard out of aso rock
PoliticsRe: Akume Gave Sehu Sani Fish Over The Death Of His Mother by lordkhalifa(m): 2:28pm On Jun 02, 2016
Are you sure this tin is not a human being changed into big fish with help of black magic huh



Dis Northern peeps I no trust them just 4 one day
undecided


the fish is it going to reduce the number of almagiri in that region huh


Who the fish Epp huh
TV/MoviesA List Of 50 Best Received Nigerian TV Shows by lordkhalifa(op): 1:52pm On Jun 02, 2016
Nigerian TV Shows has been out based on the response those shows got during the original time when they ran on TV and the response gotten till this day. In alphabetical order, here are the best 50 Nigerian received television shows, Before Nollywood became a name synonymous with “Nigerian television”, TV shows and programs were big items for Nigerians to tune in to. However all that started to dwindle in 1992, with the release of Nollywood’s first main product – “Living in Bondage.” which made people look at releasing home videos and what could be earned from it.
Prior to the explosion of home videos in the late 1990’s, a number of TV shows were highly received by viewers in different parts of Nigeria while some other shows have continued to draw in a large number of viewers despite the large amount of Nigerian home videos made available for people to watch.




1.Adio Family
2.After the storm
3.Aluwe
4.Awada Keri Keri
5.Basi and Company
6.BBC’s Wetin Dey
7.Behind the cloud
8.Candle light
9.Checkmate
10.Cock crow at dawn
11.Erinkeke aka Baba Suwe
12.Everyday people
13.Extended Family
14.Family Circle
15.Feyikogbon
16.Fortunes
17.Fuji house of commotion
18.Hot cash aka willi-willi
19.House Apart
20.House Number 13
21.I need to know
22.Jaguar
23.Kidivision 101
24.Koko close
25.Magana Jarichi
26.Mind Bending
27.Mirror in the sun
28.Nkan Nbe
29.Palace
30.Papa Ajasco
31.Paradise Park
32.Pot of life
33.Ripples
34.Samanja
35.Second Chance
36.Speak out
37.Storyland
38.Sunday Rendezvous
39.Super Story
40.Supple Blues
41.Sura the tailor
42.Tales by Moonlight
43.The Honorable’s
44.The New Masquerade
45.The Station
46.The village headmaster
47.Things Fall Apart
48.Third Eye
49.Tinsel
50.Twilight Zone
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Buhari In Ogoniland In 1984 by lordkhalifa(m): 1:43pm On Jun 02, 2016
And 33yrs after he is still active in Politics and also a decision maker in Nigeria affairs... Chai my primary school headmistress lied to us that we are future leaders of tomorrow, my grandchildren will soon grown-up and still see this man as president of Neighbouring African country



North and power drunk are like burukutu with gworo
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Osinbajo At The Flagoff Of Ogun Cleanup Exercise by lordkhalifa(m): 1:31pm On Jun 02, 2016
Nigeria is 5 centuries behind civilised world, just ordinary environmental cleanup them dey celebrate like dis, in another countries, one individual can take up the responsibilities without 3rd part hearing of it... We are doom as a Nation.... Seriously we need Satan2 2be detonate here so we can start afresh



One fulani burukutu sipping, gworo chewing buffoon will add dis as one of his legacy chai which way forward
PoliticsRe: Checkout This Portrait Painting Of Ambode by lordkhalifa(m): 12:23pm On Jun 02, 2016
Between governor ambode and banky W who get Big head pass huh
If nah Ambode click like and If nah bankyW click share grin
PoliticsRe: Ogoni Clean-Up: Buhari To Be Represented By Osinbajo - Femi Adesina by lordkhalifa(m): 12:15pm On Jun 02, 2016
dragunov:
Now I don't really know if you are igboid or thugoid, but the truth is that chest beaters and thugs have one thing in common. A low sense of self esteem and blame gaming. Asides that nothing else. Your alliance is gwan fail. grin grin
very soon Nigeria will be once a Country cheesygringrin the new alliance E pain U huhi

PoliticsRe: Ogoni Clean-Up: Buhari To Be Represented By Osinbajo - Femi Adesina by lordkhalifa(m): 12:09pm On Jun 02, 2016
dragunov:
Now I don't really know if you are igboid or thugoid, but the truth is that chest beaters and thugs have one thing in common. A low sense of self esteem and blame gaming. Asides that nothing else. Your alliance is gwan fail. grin grin
very soon Nigeria will be once a Country cheesygringrin the new alliance E pain U huh

Nairaland GeneralRe: Russia To Test Unstoppable 'satan 2' Stealth Nuke Capable Of Wiping Out An ENTIR by lordkhalifa(op): 11:49am On Jun 02, 2016
Putin can u lend us some of this weapon because we Nigerian need to start afresh.... And the detonation site suppose to be the desert side of Nigeria cheesygrincheesy
PoliticsRe: Ogoni Clean-Up: Buhari To Be Represented By Osinbajo - Femi Adesina by lordkhalifa(m): 11:43am On Jun 02, 2016
dragunov:
Beast of no nation. You continue to grope in the dark and you don't even know it. You and all your SS goons . No respite for a race of thugs.
charlie the end is near... Start parking all your belongings and go back to desert, oyil belong to the ND/SE gringringrin
TravelRe: 4 Nigerian Stowaways Arrested In Malaysian-Bound Cargo Vessel by lordkhalifa(m): 11:39am On Jun 02, 2016
jon1:
Hahahahaha. I love the fact that I have inspired you to speak better. I am impressed but if you don't mind.....it's RISING Sun,not RAISING Sun.
an abominably vulgar troglodyte, preposterous
cantankerously-caterwauling
grudge-festering haggard. Your stupidity is genetic, so u can't Differentiate typographical error and grammatical blunder, charlie swerve
Nairaland GeneralRussia To Test Unstoppable 'satan 2' Stealth Nuke Capable Of Wiping Out An ENTIR by lordkhalifa(op): 11:32am On Jun 02, 2016
Moscow media claims terrifying weapon can dodge radar defences and bring destruction to an area the size of 'Texas or France'
Russia is preparing to test-fire a nuclear weapon which is so powerful it could reportedly destroy a whole country in seconds.
The "Satan 2" missile is rumoured to be the most powerful ever designed and is equipped with stealth technology to help it dodge enemy radar systems.
This terrifying doomsday weaponis likely to strike fear into the hearts of Western military chiefs, as current missile defence technology is totally incapable of stopping it.
Its official name is the RS-28 Sarmat and it will replace aging Soviet R-36M missiles, which NATO military experts nicknamed "Satan".
"In this sense, the Sarmat missile will not only become the R-36M's successor, but also to some extent it will determine in which direction nuclear deterrence in the world will develop," The missile is expected to be capable of delivering up to a dozen warheads, allowing to effectively destroy an area the "size of Texas or France", the broadcaster continued.
It is expected to have a range of 10,000 km, allowing Moscow to attack European cities including London as well as major cities on America's west and east coasts.


The end is near

PoliticsRe: Ogoni Clean-Up: Buhari To Be Represented By Osinbajo - Femi Adesina by lordkhalifa(m): 10:47am On Jun 02, 2016
Wuguwuguwuguwugfutufutufutufut laughing in Zulu



So the dullard is afraid of his useless life... He have shown us how clueless and cowardice he is... At that his old age life still dey sweet him huh He for try them come ogoni land Aluu jungle justice go better pass him own



Well the mere commissioner is not our main target.. cheesygrincheesy
PoliticsRe: Militants Back Pro-biafra Agitators, Give FG June 3 Ultimatum: PUNCH by lordkhalifa(m): 9:59am On Jun 02, 2016
Gbem Gbem Gbem POO-HARI a word is enough for the wise....

As NDA expose ur ill-trained navel officers in Niger Delta swamp so shall the militants expose ur Nigeria Army .....


U are sitting on keg of gun-powder
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu: A Workman And His Tools by lordkhalifa(m): 9:45am On Jun 02, 2016
Only a FOOL with capital letter will believe this man is working.... The worst of them all is that his direct brothers are government tax agents... Come see harassment to the high level, they come in group with all sort of weapon to demand for money... Last year my parents pay 1300 for ASEPA for the flat they occupied, 31,000 naira for property rate for the entire 6 flats but this year ASEPA 5,600 per flat property rate for the whole 6flats 150,000... I wonder what he is doing with all this money, ochendu will be better than this fraud of a man.. I so much pity abia state especially none ngwas... Nid ohuhu
PoliticsRe: Buratai In Special Forces Uniform by lordkhalifa(m): 9:18am On Jun 02, 2016
Will that stop Nigeria Army from drawing in Niger Delta swamp huh


Only in Nigeria will you find a navel officer without knowledge of how to swim...


If u believe Nigeria Army are fantastically clueless please click like and click share to Zombies

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