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Christianity Etc › Re: Footballers And Supporters Going To Hell? by Lordlexy: 4:14pm On Jan 11, 2013

Biblically i c nothing wrong in playing football n watching. May God help us. chelsea 4 life. 2 gbosa 4 chelsea

Politics › Re: FG To Generate 5000MW Of Electricity By June 2013. by Lordlexy: 3:58pm On Jan 11, 2013

Seek 1st d stability of power supply n all other tins will fall into place. If only d FG can keep 2 their promises by generating 5000mw, i strongly believe dat we will get there.

Crime › Re: Lagos-Ibadan Express Way: Robbery Experience TODAY by Lordlexy: 12:27pm On Jan 11, 2013

Guy, i thank God 4 ur life but as a good xtain y nt helping d other guy dat was shot 1st into d car b4 any other pesin knwin fully well dat d guy may die.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Meets Igbo Elders Over South-east Development by Lordlexy: 12:07pm On Jan 11, 2013

4 once let allow gej 2 make use of his remaining 2/1yrs without bashin him, and c what will come out of it. I will only vote 4 gej if only d power supply is stable.

Politics › Re: N'Delta Elders Wont Support Jonathan In 2015 If He Fails To Improve The Region by Lordlexy: 6:03pm On Jan 10, 2013

Truckpusher: yeah, you're right just the way you're so incompetent to spell. U ar a slowpoke 2 tink i dnt knw hw 2 spel am usin my phone. correctly...ewu Gambia

Food › Re: KFC Customer Finds Tiny Brain In His Fried Chicken by Lordlexy: 5:41pm On Jan 10, 2013

Eatin outside is very risky because u dnt actually no hw d food is prepar.

Politics › Re: N'Delta Elders Wont Support Jonathan In 2015 If He Fails To Improve The Region by Lordlexy: 5:29pm On Jan 10, 2013

Gej is incompitent 2 rule 9ja. wat has d modafuka achieve in his state when he was d gov. 9ja is too big 4 gej 2 rule.

Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Adopts Benin Republic, Dumps Nigerian Citizenship. by Lordlexy: 1:20pm On Jan 09, 2013

God bless u 4 ur sound judgement. This is the summation of the thread.

Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Adopts Benin Republic, Dumps Nigerian Citizenship. by Lordlexy: 1:12pm On Jan 09, 2013

Truckpusher: We won't miss you bro...good people started a genuine struggle you and your eediotic cronies bastardized it to the detriment of the oppressed people of the Niger Delta...pls remember to go with your donkeys that bought your ideology that has ruined us....for how much did you sell us out for?

Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Adopts Benin Republic, Dumps Nigerian Citizenship. by Lordlexy: 1:09pm On Jan 09, 2013

In a sane environment, this ought to have cooling his heels in jail instead of running his mouth every now and then in d public. This is an evidence of the decadence in our society where criminality and other acts of injustice pays. As for me, Niger remains mine till Christ comes.

Politics › Re: Gunmen Fire On Muslim Worshippers, In Kano, Kill Three. by Lordlexy: 7:52pm On Jan 08, 2013

Am so suprise 4 d 1st time in history

Health › Re: Nasarawa Conjoined Twins Eventually Die by Lordlexy: 1:53pm On Jan 08, 2013

Lack of professionalism

Christianity Etc › Re: How To Tell A Prosperity Preacher by Lordlexy: 1:32pm On Jan 08, 2013

Ignorant of God's word will be d destruction of many. First, God is never against prosperity, infact he is d originator of it n 4 anyone 2 speak against it shows lack of knowledge which is not an excuse itself. Secondly, there's absolutely no preacher that will substitute holiness 4 prosperity, in order word, preachers tells u, u can't prosper without being right with God, and thirdly, prosperity is God's ordained principle 4 d propagation of d gospel, hence d emphasy on it.

Jokes Etc › Re: Job Application Letter (A Must Read) by Lordlexy: 8:44pm On Jul 28, 2012

Em-my:
23 Okada Street,
Bomb Quarters,
Nigeria.
29th July, 2012.
Dear Sir,
Application for the Post of Kidnapping in your Company.
I wish to apply for the post of senior kidnapper in your company as advertised in the robbers magazine of 20th July, 2012.
I am a native of DeltaBorno State. I got my bachelor in militancy in 2001 at the Niger-Delta Shooting Academy . After which I furthered my masters in Bombing & Skippering at the Boko Haram Bombing Institute, Borno State.
Ever since graduation, I have been working with an arm robbery firm as a shooter, killer, and bone4bone destroyer. I have been engaged in 196 operations for my company; 20 were bombing, 56 were bank invasion, 32 were snippering, 19 were house burning, 62 were pipe line vandalization and others were miscellaneous.
Apart from the fact that I am an expert in car stealing, I also had a working experience with a yahoo-yahoo company where my potentials of intoxicating people was brought to reality. In fact, I have poisoned 132 people in my village and 68 of my friends.
I now therefore, seek to develop my kidnapping career in your dynamic, kidnapping dedicated and bank robbery company, while I pursue my doctor in Philosophy (Ph.D.) in the prestigious suicide bombing.
Hoping to hear from you soon.
Thanks,
Yours Faithfully,
Yusuf Kewe Rukewe Muhammad.
Assistant bomber, BH, MEND.

Em-my:
23 Okada Street,
Bomb Quarters,
Nigeria.
29th July, 2012.
Dear Sir,
Application for the Post of Kidnapping in your Company.
I wish to apply for the post of senior kidnapper in your company as advertised in the robbers magazine of 20th July, 2012.
I am a native of DeltaBorno State. I got my bachelor in militancy in 2001 at the Niger-Delta Shooting Academy . After which I furthered my masters in Bombing & Skippering at the Boko Haram Bombing Institute, Borno State.
Ever since graduation, I have been working with an arm robbery firm as a shooter, killer, and bone4bone destroyer. I have been engaged in 196 operations for my company; 20 were bombing, 56 were bank invasion, 32 were snippering, 19 were house burning, 62 were pipe line vandalization and others were miscellaneous.
Apart from the fact that I am an expert in car stealing, I also had a working experience with a yahoo-yahoo company where my potentials of intoxicating people was brought to reality. In fact, I have poisoned 132 people in my village and 68 of my friends.
I now therefore, seek to develop my kidnapping career in your dynamic, kidnapping dedicated and bank robbery company, while I pursue my doctor in Philosophy (Ph.D.) in the prestigious suicide bombing.
Hoping to hear from you soon.
Thanks,
Yours Faithfully,
Yusuf Kewe Rukewe Muhammad.
Assistant bomber, BH, MEND.

Romance › Re: Issues With Dating Ladies In Early Twenties... by Lordlexy: 10:00am On Jul 27, 2012

ledafaze: Guys (Male and Female),

If I should refer this to a friend, someone will reply saying I should just paint myself straight...

I need your advice here... I am a single guy in his late twenties and I truly believe in having at least a relationship that will be up to 18 months. Lately, my interests has been in ladies of early twenties... Like 20, 21, 22 and I rarely have taste for the older ones.

I need advice from others that have gone through this about going into it or not. Will they be matured enough to go into a serious relationship despite the fact that they might have finished Higher College / University?

911!

ledafaze: Guys (Male and Female),

If I should refer this to a friend, someone will reply saying I should just paint myself straight...

I need your advice here... I am a single guy in his late twenties and I truly believe in having at least a relationship that will be up to 18 months. Lately, my interests has been in ladies of early twenties... Like 20, 21, 22 and I rarely have taste for the older ones.

I need advice from others that have gone through this about going into it or not. Will they be matured enough to go into a serious relationship despite the fact that they might have finished Higher College / University?

911!

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