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How is this possible?

jayson87:
Deltans will be so stupid to return omo-agege as a senator representing one of the constituencies in their state

he will return

Don't let your prick control you

2extremes:
Everybody is picking form here and there. Here am I depressed about my house rent. All is well

how much is your house rent that you will not let us rest

LuciferKristi:
How's this "nudes"?

I was expecting to see fresh melons or ripe pumpkins only to open this thread & find two freshly dug tubers of yam complete with loamy soil on them & Chinese inscriptions.


*spits & walks away from thread



































*returns, spits on OP's head & runs away

you are a legend. This comment is a stuff of legends

SarcasticGenius:
You believe in something called "allah" , an imaginary, made up fantasy figure. At the end of the day allah doesn't play football and he won't be able to save you from the hiding you're about to receive.

you are looking for trouble

Beware of 419

dorox:
This is terribly sad indeed, but...But I thought Daddy Oyedipo's curse on Boko Haram is working.

you are looking for trouble

SaintHilary:
Calm down bro... come nd see her dis month end first den bleep her for like 2hours... immediately u cum, delete her number!!
Except u dey sell credit n data

2hrs? Jesus!

So funny

Gullible Nigerians will still believe in this one

I pity some people, especially those that believe this

Knowledge is power

Hmmm

My gal gave me 5k yesterday, after I told her I was broke. Well I am still surprised, I haven't touched the money.

Ok

SolutionMee:


That's a prove that God is with them. That must be a divine intervention by heaven to remove bad leaders like Trump from the affairs of American government. Not that God is a racist but he's allergic to American albinos.

if it had strike aso rock, would you say same?

Lol

Centcanada:
Where is all these script coming from?

javascript

I'm tired of living, how do I donate my organs?

alignacademy:
Just saw the sad news on Nairaland of a pastor who died following complications from attempting suicide.

Some may shrug it off as "not my portion" but global suicide rates have increased by 60% since 1945. According to WHO figures, one person commits suicide every 40 seconds.

Even more worrisome is when a professed follower of Christ decides to take his life.

Think about it

This was a man who preached to people regularly, giving them advice on how to manage their lives.

What could have gone wrong? We may never know the full story.

But no matter the circumstance, a person who has discovered true meaning and purpose for his life will not see any reason to end it.

Could there be something wrong with the kind of Gospel popularly being preached today?

These days, many wounded people are hiding their deep insecurities with "positive confessions".

They claim "it's well" when all isn't well; they declare "I'm rich" when they are dead broke.

Where is the fellowship of the brethren spoken of in the Scriptures? Why wasn't there anyone who the pastor could be real with?

Let's spare a thought for each other today. Reach out to someone with a kind word.

You never know whose life you may be saving...

depression my friend, it's not easy,

Am in ph, how much

Really nice

Asiri1991:
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The Snake That Resembles An Earthworm
Most people who have seen the brahminy blind snake (Indotyphlops braminus) do not know they have seen it. This is because it resembles an earthworm. It has been introduced in most parts of the world, which means a good number of us may have seen one without even realizing. Fear not, though; they are not venomous. The brahminy blind snake is native to Southeast Asia, from where it spread to other parts of the world. It is usually found in the soil and under rotting leaves and logs. It is also found in gardens, flower beds, and flower pots. In fact, it is believed to have been unknowingly exported out of Asia while living in flower pots. This is why it is also called the flower pot snake. Like all snakes, the brahminy blind snake is covered in shiny scales. It has a pair of eyes, which are barely visible, and a tiny tongue. It will usually stick out this tongue when held. It does not have a segmented body like earthworms and cannot stretch or contract like earthworms. The snake feeds on ants and termite eggs and grows to between 6.4 and 16.5 centimeters (2.5–6.5 in) in length.

this snake is in delta state, sapele, I have seen it

What is YPP

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