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 Jokes Etc / Me Just Copy... by lordmassac(m): 11:29pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
2NT JOKE Government announced to pay #1000000 2 all men that has 5kids. A man heard dis and confess to his wife.Honey,i av a child with my gf,let me go and take im so we can add to our 4kids...wen he return,only 2kids were left.He askd wher are d other kids..His wif rplyd,u are not d only one who heard d news..Their fathers came nd took dem away...the man faintd........Av a splendid rest!!!!!!!! |
| Literature / Re: African Nerd by lordmassac(m): 12:39am On Jan 04, 2013 |
Chai! This tori na bomb (no be boko haram bombo). Red moss... Isi gi mere dinma. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Gbagaun Villa by lordmassac(m): 2:53pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
remember me to give you your money tomorrow...  1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Gbagaun Villa by lordmassac(m): 3:03pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
why is you following me? 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Gbagaun Villa by lordmassac(m): 10:56pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
is you going my way? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Gbagaun Villa by lordmassac(m): 10:57pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
i will rather kill my self than commit suicide. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Gbagaun Villa by lordmassac(m): 10:53pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
tomorrow, i want you to come with your father, your mother and both your parents  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa (8 - 0) On 23rd December 2012 by lordmassac(m): 5:50pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
chelsea! eni a rimu lan ledi mo...na ontop villa una bone dey strong so?? |
| Education / Re: OAU Graduates 78 First Class Students by lordmassac(m): 9:06pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Chai! C 1st class as he dry waste... To get 1st class for Unilorin na war! U must be a genius of the 1st order. |
| Jokes Etc / Breaking News by lordmassac(m): 11:17pm On Dec 14, 2012 |
Breaking news: Okada killed 2 people's inside trailer Lii wayne features Pasuma in his new album Eyinmba will sign Messi dis January Baba Suwe joined illuminati, signed in by Jay Z... University nd Poly student's are now putting on school uniforms Obama claims Edo state as his home town... New Arsenal manager will b chief Olusegun Obasanjo Chris Brown wears agbada nd slippers to the grammy awards... Boko haram leader become a catholic church bishop ... Mr Oshiomole contest for beauty competition Nigeria first lady was sent back to her parent for lark of good English by Mr President... Christiano Ronaldo impregnate Funke Akindele |
| Jokes Etc / Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by lordmassac(m): 7:03pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Bin, digest. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by lordmassac(m): 3:15pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
Eyin temi month wolede... |
| Family / Re: Dangerous Things We Did As Kids(especially Ajekpakos) by lordmassac(m): 6:25pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
Ha... Make una no forget breadi and buta... Baba bulala... I drive car wey ttem take carton build sotey... Always miss placing my slippers. My 10, 50 kobo and naira coins no dey fall inside gutter... I go find am wit my hand nor ni |
| Jokes Etc / Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by lordmassac(m): 10:37am On Nov 17, 2012 |
@bin. Bomboklack! How many raps did u take this morning? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by lordmassac(m): 9:53am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Shekpe dey? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by lordmassac(m): 4:08pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Pass me the kpoli abeg... |
| Jokes Etc / Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by lordmassac(m): 9:38pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
Pass me the kpoli abeg |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Celebration. by lordmassac(m): 12:16am On Nov 13, 2012 |
@ ITbomb u try... But evey body go be like u wey dey wait for Etisalat free MB @Ebony y not tell me your self . |
| Jokes Etc / Celebration. by lordmassac(m): 9:01pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
just got this from some one Please join us as we celebrate another 4years in office with my brother Barrack chukwuemeka chinonye Obama. Gele & ipele - $7,500, Fila - $5,000, Ankara - $12,000. digitz 080HAYMAKER for more details . Performing artists: 1. Dele Akani A.K.A Akon 2. Jejelaye Zulu A.K.A Jay-Z, 3. Kehinde West A.K.A kenye West, 4. Akolawole Chris Adamu Brown A.K.A Chris Brown 5. Rihanat Salawa A.K.A Rihanna, 6. Ganiyat Iyaladuke A.K.A Beyoncé, 7. Raphael Kelechi A.K.A R.Kelly, 8. Adenike Amina Idi-araba A.K.A Nicki Minaj, 9. Ayefele Nasiru A.K.A NAS, Eni tio wo ankara oleje semo... English translation; he who doesn't wear the 'ankara' fabric won't eat semo(vita) DJ: Akpors Nigeria Plc less i forget jooo morning my ppl |
| Jokes Etc / Debt. by lordmassac(m): 11:46pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Peter...i want my money now!...Tom..i'll kill myself so dat i woun't pay u' he pulled a gun and shot himself dead...peter;;...hahaha....if u tink u'll get away wit my money u are wrong, i'll follow u untill u pay me'' he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well'' Akpors::was watching from a distance he laughed and said'' these guys are funny, i want 2 watch this till the end he also took the gun and killed himself.........SO IF U WANT 2 KNW WAT HAPPENED NXT.....U KNW WHAT 2 DO...... |
| Jokes Etc / Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by lordmassac(m): 9:53am On Nov 04, 2012 |
Barman, abeg troway 7 bottles of burukutu come my side ASAP. |
| Jokes Etc / Over Joy. by lordmassac(m): 6:45pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
He got healed by a pastor after beign paralyzed for 15years... He ran outside to show gratitude... Church bus hits him. |
| Jokes Etc / Swaggs by lordmassac(m): 9:20am On Oct 28, 2012 |
Biz boi.
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| Jokes Etc / Drogba by lordmassac(m): 6:35am On Oct 23, 2012 |
No be small mata
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| Jokes Etc / Re: New Job Titles by lordmassac(m): 10:16pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
double twaley @poster |
| Jokes Etc / Bee by lordmassac(m): 9:55pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
Teacher what do you call a bee that is found in America? Akpors: USB sir |
| Jokes Etc / Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by lordmassac(m): 9:53pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
Teacher: what do u call a bee that lives in America? Akpors: USB 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Jokes Etc / Fabregas And Cazorla by lordmassac(m): 10:26pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
John: who is better between fabregas and Cazorla? Akpors: both are incomparable... John: Why? Akpors: They came for different reasons... John: how? Akpors: Fabregas came for Industrial training from Barcelona while Cazorla is on a FullTime job...  |
| Jokes Etc / Lie Detector. by lordmassac(m): 10:50am On Oct 19, 2012 |
A man bought a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: … DAD : Son where were you today during school hours? SON : At school (robot slaps the Son and he immediately changes his mind) Okay I went to the movies! DAD : Which one? SON : Harry Potter (robot slaps Son again!) Okay I was watching Indecency. DAD : What? When I was your age I didn’t even know Indecency! (robot slaps dad) MUM : hahahahaha! After all he is your Son! (robot gives Mum a hot dirty slap) |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 7up by lordmassac(m): 12:36am On Oct 17, 2012 |
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| Jokes Etc / Re: What A Guess! by lordmassac(m): 12:32am On Oct 17, 2012 |
no be gift? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: What A Guess! by lordmassac(m): 12:31am On Oct 17, 2012 |
no be present? |
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