₦airaland Forum

MadelnNigeria:
She also uses a creme that is above 50k according to her.

Now we know what the "future is"

Voy:
Noooooo! face me riffraff… an id!ot frm a doomed gen capping careless, English u no sabi write


I am Igbo and I ain’t here to talk abt tribes u stup!d tribalist
Dat same Lagos wey u dey so, I get same right as ur fanatic self
FYI i was born in SHOMOLU, my whole life evolved in lasgidi until I left Nigeria

So b4 u were born, I was already a baller in Lagos plus I can tell ur age frm ur careless caps slowpoke

1-2 bro

peppermint7:
Oga na who never see that kind sum of money before de thief am.
Not withstanding good people still der

peppermint7:
The above quoted pple here are the problems and upcoming thieves in Nigeria.
Country ft hard as e hard but good people still de.
Mention me make God finish you na

Damojoy:
You are one of the problems we having in Nigeria....�

ebig21:
That's thing does not shock, it's a welding machine. It's just that those sparks will be burning him a little. Na apprentice wey dey steal oga materials

Beancounter93:
His playing days are over then

Same thing happened to Fabrice Muamba. Once the defibrillator goes in, that's it.

To understand what is going on...the heart's electric rhythym is regulated by something called a pacemaker...located somewhere in the upper part of your heart (I am simplyfying things here)

Once the natural pacemaker starts giving problems..due to either genetics, heart disease, etc..., an artificial one may have to be put in place.

The problem is, the artificial one is not as sophisticated as the natural one...yet. (Technology can only mimic human function up to a point.)..so it may not be as fast responding to variances in heart rate in an active sportsman compared to the natural one.

As an active footballer...Ericksen's new pacemaker while it has saved his life...may not be able to handle the sudden changes in heart electrical activitiy that happens when he is playing football actively...so he has to retire now.

FalseProphet1:
Was there a miss Nairaland pageant?

pocohantas:
The future is mail…

An extreme way of writing one’s debt off.

MejiLoyon:
Your left hand will be muscular...or your right. One hand go muscular pass the other. If you know you know

FreeIgbos:
When it rains, it pours!
I hope that foolish terrorist won't commit suicide. Anyways it would be good riddance to bad rubbish

nijaomegacode:
Nigerian girls are useless: ALL OF THEM!

paulolee:
lolz....if dts wat u think....thanks bro

paulolee:
according to dt damm nigaaaaar gee, this man is a real nigaaaaaar...
I love men with brave hearts n dts why i patiently waited for ours in ebutte metta dis noon so dt I can do the same to our president n write my name in gold as a proud Nigerian..
sodiq was with my iPhone on standby videoing and ready to catch dt great moment of me slapping him but as I saw the huge numbers of red eyes escorts n military men around him, I gave up bcoz I may be bombed as sight even before I got to him...
maybe I ain't a real nigaaaar n m a psssy arse nigaaaar....

Ihatemen:
I hate men

Cerebellum:
What of guys with long and big gbola...and the okada man suddenly say "bros, ur girlfriend go dey enjoy you", wetin that one mean??

Kosoco:
God guidance in reforming our Police because they re one of the Best in Africa