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shey the lie is just for the birthday to pass.
you can do a couple of things
1: You can just fake your own death few days to her birthday and save yourself from #800k billing. You get out from this mess by blaming the person that stole your phone the previous night for spreading such rumors ....I won't go in details I be igbo man well e get why.
2: You can just tell her you forgot her birthday reason being that your having short term memory but your on medication currently. You can stage a temporary accident few days to the birthday, hitting ur head somewhere so she can buy the whole thing still having effect on you.
after the whole thing show her real love and everything will be just fine... since she loves u she won't trade you for anything.
3: I will just be brief....
state your kidnapping or robbery . she should be at the scene.
4. You lost some money to visa processing niggas as u dey plan go Canada...
Nwanne u will be like what is Al this bad bad options.....
To aviod something like this you have to plan your self well and na only bad bad thing that
u can think of.
The only Good
thing u can say is " Hey babe I'm going to be a Reverend father in two weeks"..... matter go just die

Is it ur breast
You want to cut person ticket

Huncle is not going to survive this one.


I thought he is the owner of mompha bureau de change, why calling central bank. Wasn't the company govt approved.
Social media bill
local man should Better enjoy his sleep

Congratulations to him.
Social media get good side Las Las

Check out the wedding invitation card a lecturer in UNN constructed using undergraduate B.sc project format.


May God bless their Union

Throw this offer in Nigeria


U will have to build more jail

Nice one

We love your handwork sir

Obu so sexy

She should take heart
And work on bigger project.
Maybe because she no use oyibo pepper them

This is scary
This one will chop people comfortably




One month meal for lala

Even the yam eater was present

Seems like they served yam as well

I remember them informing you that They were quarrelling
Thanks for the news ; My phone is now fully charged

Is that his picture?

This Real Madrid people and FIFA awards
Last last we go hear scores.
Don jazz abi jazzing is working.
Zlatan self supposed don pass this level even though his music Na noise noise
Victor ad finally bought Benz he should be OK now
Fireboy oh fireboy Next year go better.
Na u be the real winner

This merger Never complete..

EME is a Media Agency jointly owned by music star Banky W and aeronautical engineer Tunde Demuren.
Banky W also took to his personal Instagram handle to announce that Mike is now a member of EME family. He wrote
@aireyys is one of the most focused housemates EVER in the history of #bigbrothernaija. Even BEFORE he got on the show, he was an ambitious and accomplished athlete and Businessman - with his stellar line of Beard Oil, Caps and @aireyyscigars (first black owned cigar company in the UK). Proud of the classy way he carried himself during the show, and excited to be partnering with him and his incredible wife @itspsd on their vision and plans going forward. Glad to announce that Mike has signed to @theofficialeme_'s management division. Welcome Mike and Perry to the family!!! Thank you for trusting us. We will build something special together by God's grace �: @iredeadunni with moral support from @aoquadry ����‍♂️��

I saw this story on Facebook with a different handler.

This might be another attention seeker�

The names of candidates admitted into the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) degree programmes for the 2019/2020 academic session have been released.
Click to View 2019/2020
https://www.unn.edu.ng/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/2019-2020-PRIMARY-ADMISSION-LIST-FOR-PUBLICATION.pdf

The guy will be flown to the show and after the whole fun his real eyes will open and he will be like
" I wish to be given all the money spent on my flight."



He should Better collect his part of the cake make his story change for real.
Congratulations to him ; even if Drake no fulfill am at least ur village people allowed Drake to see ur videos

This one is also a news.

No date
No host
No nominee









Is this a news?

What happened next




. another attention seeker

Super Eagles winger, Samuel Chukwueze, netted once as Villarreal were held to a 4-4 draw by Granada, in their opening LaLiga fixture on Saturday night.

Chukwueze played the entire 90 minutes, as both teams settled for a share of the spoils at the Estadio de la Ceramica.
The 20-year-old found the back of the net in the 73rd minute with a left-footed finish to give the hosts a 4-2 lead.

The Yellow Submarines however conceded twice shortly after.

Villarreal will hope to claim their first win of the season, when they visit Levante in their next league outing on August 23.

Domestic
Or
Wild runs girl

A final year student of university of Nigeria Nsukka( department of public administration) was stabbed to death over NEPA Bill.

May his soul rest in peace

It's going to be normal only if you can double the age bracket let's say (44-55)
Shey u prefer older version of women

And this will get to FP

Weldon for discovering them
Come and carry ur medal

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