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PhonesRe: Insufficient Memory From Google Play Store by LordZero(m): 11:35am On Sep 14, 2016
[color=#E42217] Go to your settings, under app manager, look for Google play store and forcce stop it, clear data..


Then go back to settings and click on storage, click on cached data and clear it...

Open your play store and try the download again. It should work unless there is a problem.

Also, play store install apps on ur phone memory not Sdcard, if ur phone memory is full, do something about it..
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CrimeRe: 5 Commonly Abused Drugs By Today’s Youth And Their Side Effects by LordZero(m): 11:20am On Sep 14, 2016
[color=#E42217] OP, where the remaining 4 na. [/color]
RomanceRe: Romance Novels…the Effects On Girls Who Read Them By Scotfree by LordZero(m): 10:25am On Sep 14, 2016
[color=#E42217] A female friend once told me she had to stop reading novels (romance) and watching all those tv series based on love and romance because they gave her unrealistic expectations about love and sex.

Anytime my folks are watching some channels, na to pack my stuffs and go to my room or go out..
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Nairaland GeneralRe: I Love Masturbation - Patoranking by LordZero(m): 9:52am On Sep 14, 2016
[color=#F70D1A] Na him be dwm Vaseline Gang role model. [/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Barcelona’s Lionel Messi Is The Best In The World At Any Position – Luis Enrique by LordZero(m): 9:47am On Sep 14, 2016
[color=#E42217] Every manager will always praise their best performer, that doesn't mean he's the best in the listed positions..

Nö 6 wtf na.
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RomanceRe: See 18 D!rty Questions To Make A GIRL W£t by LordZero(m): 1:03pm On Sep 13, 2016
[color=#F70D1A] Laclicklabend..
And for your tips..
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RomanceRe: True Or False by LordZero(m): 12:19pm On Sep 13, 2016
[color=#E42217] Kinda true for me tho. I do bully my junior brother but I get mad n furious when an external person tries it..
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CelebritiesRe: All Things Being Equal, Wizkid To Sign Mindblowing Mega Deal With Sony/rca Today by LordZero(m): 11:25am On Sep 13, 2016
ouzo1:
The pen wizkid is to use and sign the deal will soon be up for sale..hala at me if u want to buy
[color=#E42217] Boss I hail o, see business man. [/color]
FamilyRe: If You Played This,you Are Not Part Of Indomie Generation(photo) by LordZero(m): 7:01am On Sep 13, 2016
klassykute:
.. my broda school uniform button finish .. i go just put am for mouth . dem use teeth cut am . cm show my sist say dem cut my uniform lol
[color=#E42217] Lols.. Those times rocks. [/color]
FamilyRe: If You Played This,you Are Not Part Of Indomie Generation(photo) by LordZero(m): 6:56am On Sep 13, 2016
danielmichael:
mehn i rememba slapping my immediate brother afta winning me more than i xpected.my mother now vex for me like this..that was 2000..time don de fly mehn


God bless God
i take dis medium to appreciate God for his kare and protection.
today marks my 10th yr in nairaland.
feeling high mehn
[color=#E42217] 10 years!!!. Respekt. [/color]
FamilyRe: If You Played This,you Are Not Part Of Indomie Generation(photo) by LordZero(m): 6:54am On Sep 13, 2016
klassykute:
press button soccer .. i win trophy die ... trophy (TIN TOMATO with one dead bulb ontop)
[color=#E42217] You bad gan o.. Me no use my school uniform bottons sha cos my mama go notice am, na my old clothes and my friend's bottons dey suffer am. [/color]
RomanceRe: Checkout Genuinely Why Men Crave For Women With Huge Backsides by LordZero(m): 10:50pm On Sep 12, 2016
[color=#E42217] la click, la bend [/color]
RomanceRe: My Last Thread On Nairaland (goodbye) by LordZero(m): 5:23pm On Sep 12, 2016
[color=#E42217] Though I don't know you but safe journey. ...

We all know you are coming back with another moniker or probably go back to ur old one. Anyways safe journey outta here..
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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Patriots, NP Political Movement Formed By Topshots From PDP, APC by LordZero(m): 4:18pm On Sep 12, 2016
herzern:
lol...

Criminals + Criminals = Hardened Criminals

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[color=#E42217] Exactly. .. [/color]
RomanceRe: Can U Imagine Wat She Edited My Name 2 On Her Fone,cos We Quarrelled by LordZero(m): 4:10pm On Sep 12, 2016
OBTSubtle:
Jail bro.. But I go attempt escape by the end of this week.. cool
[color=#E42217] Oh boy those dudes no get chill again.. ban ban ban...
Best of luck with the escape plan oo..
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RomanceRe: Can U Imagine Wat She Edited My Name 2 On Her Fone,cos We Quarrelled by LordZero(m): 11:56am On Sep 12, 2016
OBTSubtle:
grin
[color=#E42217] boss, what happened to ur original acct? [/color]
RomanceRe: How My Pastor Sucks Me by LordZero(m): 11:50am On Sep 12, 2016
[color=#E42217] Must we do something like this before u go get sense? [/color]

RomanceRe: Exotic Jumbo Curves Of A lovely Kenyan Blogger by LordZero(m): 11:12am On Sep 12, 2016
mindfreaks:
bro a social worker works with NGOs in humanitarian works pls, not that dirty stuff your Barnabas is thinking......
[color=#E42217] Really? grin grin grin

well there's no law against both. Everyone if them dey claim NGO na.. ;P
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RomanceRe: Exotic Jumbo Curves Of A lovely Kenyan Blogger by LordZero(m): 8:03am On Sep 12, 2016
[color=#E42217] He talk say na social worker.. Abeg call a spade a spade and a h0e, a h0e.. [/color]

RomanceRe: Is It True That Some People Hire Animals To Show-off Durin Festivities? by LordZero(m): 7:47am On Sep 12, 2016
[color=#E42217] Lmfao, Nigerians sha. Some people will still go and borrow money for ram/goat/cow just to look cool and after the festivals, they will be running around to pay.. [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Just Strolling around Sambisa Forest, Haters Will Say Its Photosphopped(pic) by LordZero(m): 7:39am On Sep 12, 2016
[color=#E42217] OP no be photoshop, na photokiosk.. The pilot na oyinbo man and I no think say we get that kind chopper for here.. [/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout Chinese Man Seen Waiting To Buy Akara In Lagos by LordZero(m): 7:31am On Sep 12, 2016
[color=#E42217] What's now special about this?

Unless you take your food along/buy the ingredients/foodstuffs, when you visit another country, it's what they have that you'll eat.
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RomanceRe: Ladies, Would You Let A Guy Come To Your House And Fucck You? by LordZero(m): 3:27pm On Sep 10, 2016
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TV/MoviesRe: The Copy And Paste Mentality In Nollywood by LordZero(m): 10:36am On Sep 09, 2016
tunetokheyno:
I beg to differ, have you seen the level of Naija movies recently? have you seen Lancelot's ATM (Authentic Tentative Marriage) or Okey's 4-1-love or even the wedding party, Okafor's law by Omoni Oboli, Izu Ojukwu's 76 the movie, taxi driver, god i can't keep naming.. even today, one movie that is releasing is Its Her Day by bovi, Bovi oh! bros Nollywood is getting better, check this out




thats just how deep nollywood is getting, do your best to promote your own, peace!
[color=#728C00] There are exceptions like the movies you mentioned and the people involved are doing a great job but those movies are like 10 out of a thousand movies released daily/weekly in Nollywood.
The movie industry just need a reform..
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TV/MoviesRe: The Copy And Paste Mentality In Nollywood by LordZero(m): 10:28am On Sep 09, 2016
[color=#728C00] I gave up on Nollywood since way back.. Dudes be remaking the same film, plot n storyline over and over again. The writer will be the director and the main character in a movie.

There is one movie I saw recently, it was set in the pre-colonial era and there was a scene with a painted metallic drum at the back of one of the house, It got me thinking what d heck was d director/supervisor doing? Hiw hard is it to move d drum away..

Another problem is the ridiculous titles. Iphone 7 babes, The fire of note7, NDA, war of change, miss Nl saga, ibinu bubu, ija herds men, Lost monarch and so will soon come out as Nollywood movies.. Rubish people.
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RomanceRe: 5 Funny Desperate Lines Nigerian Men Use In Begging For Sex by LordZero(m): 2:16pm On Sep 06, 2016
[color=#E42217] The most hilarious I've seen was that of guy that used blue balls as an excuse to bed a girl like..

Dude said the pain is too much for him to bear and out of pity the girl opened her legs..





saw d story somewhere on NL.
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RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Go Crazy For Guys That Can Draw? by LordZero(m): 1:56pm On Sep 06, 2016
[color=#728C00] Because they can draw any girl's attention. gringrin [/color]

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