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Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Bisola Once Again Becomes The Bitting Monster And Attacks Efe! by LordZero(m): 10:15pm On Mar 05, 2017
Tazdroid:
the essence is to waste several minutes of your life anytime the show airs
Lmfao. . mehnn I can't stand that shii, the more I try to tolerate and watch some minutes, the more I hate it..
TV/Movies / Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by LordZero(m): 10:12pm On Mar 05, 2017
RinzyReviews:


His costume is so cool.
I think earth 19 is the home of cool peeps..
Literature / Re: Chasing Shadows. by LordZero(m): 3:27pm On Mar 05, 2017
Me likey, continue 'zee' story..
Phones / Re: Unlock Hidden Features On Your Phone With 13 Secret Codes by LordZero(m): 10:58am On Mar 05, 2017
You try but not all of them works.
Literature / Re: Chasing Shadows. by LordZero(m): 10:27am On Mar 05, 2017
Following for now, because of the title..
If you fail to update regularly or you dissappear without reason...

make I no talk yet.
Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Bisola Once Again Becomes The Bitting Monster And Attacks Efe! by LordZero(m): 10:23am On Mar 05, 2017
Can someone kindly explain the essense of the show.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Epic Tweet About Arsene Wenger by LordZero(m): 10:21am On Mar 05, 2017
Lol. Consistency (4th and getting rap3d in CL) is their watchword.
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Feel This Way by LordZero(m): 9:09am On Mar 05, 2017
jixasi:
...
Is it a must that we watch your videos
Romance / Re: Meet The 24yr Old Young M.A, An American Rapper And Core Lesbian (photos) by LordZero(m): 9:22pm On Mar 04, 2017
Dekatron:
Ayo Keys where the hoes tho?

That other nigga He a bozo.... You call her Stephanie, I call her Headphanie :DAyo Keys where the hoes tho?

That other nigga He a bozo.... You call her Stephanie, I call her Headphanie....



I love this nigga mehn!! (I know He is a She aiit).... Her rap game is real. Yes, I love Young MA


OOOUUU!!

You sabi good stuff ...
Romance / Re: How One Woman Changed My Life Forever (pictures Added) by LordZero(m): 8:41pm On Mar 03, 2017
TrapHedges:

lol bro stop saying wack things..
You can say FIST yourself

sounds more legit
Dude's fraudulent AF..
Romance / Re: So She Is Virgin, I Am Not. by LordZero(m): 10:57am On Mar 03, 2017
Cutehector:
lol I told my babe I was a virgin and when we finally had sex, she was like, are u sure u are a virgin?

Lolz, you'll be like "babe it's all you, you bring out the beast best in me"

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Romance / Re: So She Is Virgin, I Am Not. by LordZero(m): 10:48am On Mar 03, 2017
Cutehector:
Trust me.. Dat girl be good at giving head... Ur head will burst open
Lmfao.

These days, everyone is a virgin until proven otherwise.
Celebrities / Re: Remy Ma Another One (nicki Minaj Diss) by LordZero(m): 7:43am On Mar 03, 2017
Oga OP what do you expect, a romantic song or what?

If yoh can't understand this, how the fvck do you understand your so called queen Nicki?
Romance / Re: Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok My Girl Gf by LordZero(m): 5:06pm On Mar 02, 2017
Lmfao, your case is a sorry case sir..
Just follow KissChrixx advice..
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 4:46pm On Mar 02, 2017
Japhet04:
nice, meaning i should not call or message her throughout the one month holiday right?
If she comes around (calls or message you), you can call her back but not immediately and make sure the call is brief..

Show her you have a life without her and it's a privilege for her to be part of it...

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 3:22pm On Mar 02, 2017
peterpen:
Not at all oh buh there's one that's on hold harddon has refused to answer me cry

He's answered you na.. It's up to you.
You know what to do, you probably holding back because you don't wanna ruin it.
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 1:58pm On Mar 02, 2017
peterpen:

Believe me when i say i am not doing it the wrong way neither am i overdoing it...seems she lacks sense of humour and is kinda uptight....
I believe u have others na. leave her alone for now.
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 1:22pm On Mar 02, 2017
CuteCeo:

Bro check your mail
done..
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 1:14pm On Mar 02, 2017
brandon180:
how would u advice a shy guy to approach a girl, i mean where does he even start from..
Work on yourself first. Are you comfortable relating with the female members of your family/female neighbors.


Try and read the thread from page one. ..
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 1:12pm On Mar 02, 2017
Japhet04:
lordzero still waiting for your advise
You must have killed the attraction somehow. ...

You considering talking to her like a nice guy; here is what I want you to ask yourself.
Are you happy being a "ball less nice guy". I'm kinda sure your answer will be no cos you wouldn't be here if you are. .

Leave her alone and look for other ladies. If she comes around, make sure you don't repeat your mistakes. .

Be a mystery and don't be predictable.


Ya'll should stop caring or worrying yourself about their physical appearance, it might get into your head and you start being under unnecessary tension.

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Romance / Re: 5 Signs You're Not The Only One She's Opening Her Legs For. by LordZero(m): 1:01pm On Mar 02, 2017

Romance / Re: My Kind Of Woman (photo) by LordZero(m): 12:50pm On Mar 02, 2017
REIIGN:

Him go dey collect mending on the regular cheesy
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: I Almost Poured. What A Feeling! by LordZero(m): 12:44pm On Mar 02, 2017
If dem make u mod or win mr nairaland nko? undecided
Romance / Re: My Kind Of Woman (photo) by LordZero(m): 12:41pm On Mar 02, 2017
REIIGN:


Lol, his type will start chasing after skinny little girls grin
If devil wan punish am, make the big one come dey violent join. na HBP go kill am.

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Romance / Re: My Kind Of Woman (photo) by LordZero(m): 12:31pm On Mar 02, 2017
REIIGN:
Wait till she's birthed two kids. grin
He gon need forklift to move her around grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 12:28pm On Mar 02, 2017
peterpen:

I am so disappointed right now, dnt even know wat to type....


HARDDO.N LORDZ.ERO OBIOMO.N OKWYPAS.CAL US.TEC LILJB.OY RICHK.AL And the other gurus,
Hw do u reply a girl who is resistant to wit or gets angry when u make a subtle sexual joke abt her..




Dnt wanna ignore cos it might depict an act of cowardice cos she reprimanded me
Resistant to wits? are you sure y are doing the right way and not overdoing it..

The sexual joke stuff, I usually create a connection with her/make them fee n relaxed b4 I get really sexual with 'em.. or you can start by twisting their words and using words/sentences with double meaning. ..

You'll meet some girls and before you know it, y'all saying sexual stuffs/all over each other physically WHILE some require patience. ..

nb: some people are devoid of humor, I next such ppl..

It depends on your ability to read the situation of things.

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Education / Re: The Dumbest Deaths In Recorded History by LordZero(m): 10:15pm On Mar 01, 2017
atilla:


True. I agree wif u
Lolz..

But bros, you don tey for this site ooo
Education / Re: The Dumbest Deaths In Recorded History by LordZero(m): 9:45pm On Mar 01, 2017
Atilla's own looks like murder...


What about those that died while trying to take "extreme" selfies?
They are the real MVPs among "dūmbāsses"

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