Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,154,748 members, 7,824,155 topics. Date: Saturday, 11 May 2024 at 12:59 AM

LordZero's Posts

Nairaland Forum / LordZero's Profile / LordZero's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (of 34 pages)

Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 9:36pm On Mar 19, 2017
Japhet04:
Bro how do you approach a girl that is with another guy or guys.

Because today I saw one in a gas station and was really dumbfounded as to how I can talk to her and get her number because she was with about 3. Male teenagers.

It is sure that I am not going to see her again but I don't want it to repeat itself another time, and I want to be able to master all situations but this one seems to be quite hard.

Help needed guys

HARD DON
OKWY PASCAL
LIL JBOY
USTE C
and what is happening with LORD ZERO lipsrsealed
I dey ooo brother. Just got some shii I need to sort out...

...viewing this forum in ghost/guest mode these days.

1 Like

Romance / Re: A Guy Came To Propose To His Girlfriend But Got This Instead by LordZero(m): 9:48pm On Mar 18, 2017
Np: Sorry not Sorry --Bryson Tiller
TV/Movies / Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by LordZero(m): 3:15pm On Mar 18, 2017
SAMBHOSS:



Batman is the daddy na grin grin....when it comes to mortal combat....by mortal I mean use of hands, legs,e.t c.....


Not those super powered beings....
He's the ultimate superhero. .
Romance / Re: An Acrostic Poem For A Nairalander. Can You Identify The Nairalander? by LordZero(m): 11:03pm On Mar 15, 2017
Another one! !!
Education / Re: 10 Of The Craziest Military Training Exercises by LordZero(m): 3:35pm On Mar 13, 2017
Russia and China will always make the list in stuffs like this..


Any NDA/army/DSS personel here to tell us the type of daredevil trainings they undergo..
Computers / Re: Reason Why The Letters On A Computer Keyboard Are Not In Alphabetical Order by LordZero(m): 8:21am On Mar 13, 2017
Op thanks for the info. I used to wonder why the keys are arranged like that.

2 Likes

Romance / Re: A Letter From A Feminist! by LordZero(m): 8:15am On Mar 13, 2017
PrickGetSize:
Nigerian feminists are super dumb. I don't even take them serious.
They are confused AF..

1 Like

TV/Movies / Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by LordZero(m): 7:35am On Mar 12, 2017
gamyy:


guy not only u....
m vexed man
d gurl is jst annoying
she dies still....callin off d engagement cos somone who truly loves u s tryin to save ur life, wat wud she av don if she was in Barry's shoes?

m thinkin she doesnt really love him.if she did, she wud understand
Y'all still don't get it. Barry is Iris' option F (backup plan). After dating and seeing them die or breaking up with them, she now told barry "maybe we are meant to be together" ..

Before they started dating, she's always condescending whenever Barry talks about another girl..
Barry is a motherfūcking ball-less cry baby. Iris is not worthy of Barry at all..

Joe west is somehow selfish too, someone just escaped from savitar and you can't even wait for him to recover before crying "I can't lose wally"..

3 Likes

Romance / Re: How To Ejaculate After Sperm Release by LordZero(m): 11:46pm On Mar 10, 2017
14teenK:
What is the diff btw ejaculation and sperm release
I swear down, that shii got me confused..
Romance / Re: Alwayz Show Appreciations. by LordZero(m): 11:42pm On Mar 10, 2017
dacovajnr:
That's very Common among ladies...but we guys ehn life na Eazi..Na like this we dey do am!

Guy1: Bro how far now?
Guy2: na ur face be diz
Guy1: I been dey try find you since that tym to thank you Ooooo!
Guy2: eeyah I no too dey stay around
Guy1:Abeg gimme your digit I go like roll with u Ooooo!
Guy2: No lele I dey town,080........,i wan bounce jare!
Guy1: No wahalla Baami,I go reach u later..

E don finish but girls una go wan show say level different
simple as ABC..
Romance / Re: The Exact Way To Show Ure Really Caring by LordZero(m): 11:34pm On Mar 10, 2017
CorGier:
missyge, wat you need is a blank cheque not a boyfriend.
Truth be said, and hey no offence, but this really tells a lot about your type of person - you're cheap dearie.

Money money money money, jeez girl alternatively they should just lock you up in a bank vault.
Foodstuffs and "recharge cards", wtf.
Bītches be thinking they are entitled to shīt while they have nothing to offer..


As if I'm her dad..
Romance / Re: Omg! This Lady That Pose In This Ballet Stance will Wow You- Photo by LordZero(m): 9:21pm On Mar 10, 2017
REIIGN:
I just feel like I can walk right into the pussy without even stressin'. grin

Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Tempted To Cheat On Your Bae/boo,share Experience!!! by LordZero(m): 9:12pm On Mar 10, 2017
Np; J COLE - She Knows. .
Romance / Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by LordZero(m): 5:51pm On Mar 10, 2017
vedah:
Cc Afrosamurai.

If my husband is cheating and I'm not bothered at all, it definitely means I'm enjoying a better diick somewhere. kiss
Are you saying sex is the main reason why people cheat?

1 Like

Romance / Re: Yoruba Girls, Just Dam Funny by LordZero(m): 7:47am On Mar 10, 2017
This is hands down the most stúpid thread I've seen in a while. .

Romance / Re: Lies Women Tell To Themselves. by LordZero(m): 10:25pm On Mar 09, 2017
FTBOY:
true...it's a common problem with women.
Maybe they fvcked/snatched or flirt with each other's bfs, only God knows..
Romance / Re: Lies Women Tell To Themselves. by LordZero(m): 10:16pm On Mar 09, 2017
FTBOY:
why can't you girls just have a debate like sane humans and stop hurling insults at each other? where are these frustrations coming from exactly? grin
It's hard for them to have logical arguments without getting emotional and we all know emotions and logic hardly exist together. .

5 Likes 1 Share

Culture / Re: 15 Facts To Know About Ladi Kwali; The Woman On The 20 Naira Note by LordZero(m): 1:48pm On Mar 09, 2017
what's up with you people and ftc sef..


She belongs to an era where women are "women" not this 21st century hoeloshos..
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Reveals: “how I Beg My Husband For Sex by LordZero(m): 12:33pm On Mar 09, 2017
. lipsrsealed

Celebrities / Re: Rosaline Meurer Disables Comments On Her Instagram After Tonto Dikeh Accused Her by LordZero(m): 8:28am On Mar 09, 2017
Professional hoe.losohos...
I don't give a flying fvck about them.

1 Like

Romance / Re: How To Be Be A Fake Big Girl On Social Media by LordZero(m): 8:14am On Mar 09, 2017
Laveda:
You dey fake, no money for your account.

Who's losing? Stupidity at it highest order.
Not everyone thinks/have a working thinking faculty. .


Most have been brainwashed by the nonsense they see on tv/reality shows and so on. They can't even think on their own. .
They believe if you are not rocking Brazilian hair, using the latest iPhone, have sugar daddies/magas you are not human..
They wanna emulate celebs and even most of the so called celebs are living fake lives. ..

Same goes to nigqas claiming richgang online but find it hard to plan for their future. Mofos be asking you to give them garri/tfare and shii...
Literature / Re: Chasing Shadows. by LordZero(m): 10:27pm On Mar 08, 2017
IemFava:
kissdon't worry...
Herbalist, where have you been?
Romance / Re: Dear Girls. An Open Letter To You Here Please by LordZero(m): 7:37am On Mar 08, 2017
NLchikeeto:


My parents av never lost anything on me, and they will never loose anything on me.

For u 2 come online and insult peeps just because they refused 2 sympathize wit u shows how jobless u r.



Some peeps sympathizer wit u, so?

I don't feel like sympathising.......... undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

If u av a life offline, u won't go about seeking pity on line.

U r not d first guy 2 b heart broken neither will u b d last.

And lastly.............. U need 2 get improve in d way u write..........stop writing like a child.
grin grin grin ..

Only few will understand why am shinning my teeth. .

Romance / Re: LADIES: Check Out This New Trending Fashion You Probably Have Not Seen Before by LordZero(m): 7:22am On Mar 08, 2017
Brainless fowls.
Romance / Re: Fashion Or Madness: Nicki Minaj Photo’d In A Dress With One Of Her Boobs Out by LordZero(m): 8:16pm On Mar 07, 2017
H0es gon be hoês. ..

If you call this one sēx object now, them go start to dey yarn dust..
Romance / Re: Guys How Do U Feel When U See A Lady In This Typa Dress? [picture] by LordZero(m): 8:13pm On Mar 07, 2017
Well am not moved, especially after seeing her bleached hand.

1 Like

Romance / Re: Enquiry about alleged Scam by LordZero(m): 9:33pm On Mar 06, 2017
undecided

Romance / Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by LordZero(m): 8:54am On Mar 06, 2017
REIIGN:
Passat kwa? shocked
I even think say him dey talk about 2017 VW Passat..


That dude and his half baked thoughts sha.

9 Likes 1 Share

Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Bisola Once Again Becomes The Bitting Monster And Attacks Efe! by LordZero(m): 7:55am On Mar 06, 2017
Drinokrane:
I watched it once in a week grin
You get patience oo..
Education / Re: Weirdly artistic Hairstyles I Have Seen So Far by LordZero(m): 10:29pm On Mar 05, 2017
D0pe

1 Share

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (of 34 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 37
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.