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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Rocking A Fake Fendi T-shirt? (photos) by LordZero(m): 2:03am On May 28, 2018
In Falz's voice: "Because she's on tv now, person wey no get work dey check whether her clothes na original".

Is it your fake...

Instead of minding your business and building yourself, you are out there looking for fake dress.. Y'all be rocking Aba made and nobody is complaining..

I couldn't care less whether it's fake or not, it's non of my business.

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Romance / Re: Amara Blessing Nwosu Has Remarried For The 3rd Time! (Photos) by LordZero(m): 6:21pm On May 27, 2018

Stop letting people dictate how you live your life all in the name of he/she is my role model, a celeb, an activist or whatever the fvck the person is.

They need help in sorting their own life and most are hypocrites...

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Celebrities / Re: “bobrisky Is Fake, He Has No Shop In Lekki Or Ozone" - Bobrisky’s Stylist, Seun by LordZero(m): 3:23pm On May 23, 2018
Angel Michael,please blow the trumpet embarassed
E be like say One of our dead `polithievians` don steal the trumpet
Romance / Re: Lady Share Photos Of Made In Nigeria Toys She Bought, & They Will Scare You(pics by LordZero(m): 10:15pm On May 18, 2018
The designer has a great story in mind. We used white toys and wear white man's hair and we no longer fancy our complexion as reflected on the posts on the thread.

Self hate.

You are right..
The society has brainwashed us into seeing anything black/made in Africa as inferior.

Let's say the toys were made in UK or USA, the story will be different or lets say someone like Justin Bieber is seen with those things, you'll see Nigerians buying it without caring what color it is...

White toys are not appalling to whites, why tf are black dolls appalling to us...
Romance / Re: Who Is To Blame For Unwanted Pregnancy? by LordZero(m): 9:57pm On May 18, 2018
It's funny how people act surprised or shocked when their actions result in an unwanted pregnancy. You had sex without protection, what were you expecting? a Plasma tv!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Narrates How She Was Beaten Up By An Uber Driver In Abuja (photos) by LordZero(m): 9:45pm On May 18, 2018
Ati wo, ati ore e, ati uber driver, ori gbogbo yin ti buru. Olosho oshi!

No vex na..
Music/Radio / Re: Listen To The First Song By The "Nigerian Migos" .... BOLAGOLD by LordZero(m): 8:03pm On May 14, 2018
can't you just be ur own self..
Nigerian migos. People will expect you to deliver the same standard and if you fail to meet up with their expectations, you become a joke..
Romance / Re: I Need A Lover/girlfriend Based In Unilag by LordZero(m): 10:43pm On May 01, 2018

I don't feel empty and beside I am happy with myself.
Let me ask you a question. How do you feel when you are alone in the room? No girl's phone number you can call or chat up . You decided to leave your room toward evening but outside was even worse. You see lovers in pair or in group but you don't fit into any.

You meet girls you admire around the ways walking alone but it looks like you are a stranger to her because it will be inappropriate to meet a girl you never know before and start telling her love stories beside I think you have already started at the bad side. After all you go back to your lonely room on and on.

If you have another better solution feel free to share. who can tell you might be helping a brother with similar issue.

1. Are you looking for a girlfriend because you want one or you just want to fit in?

2. Seems you find talking to girls difficult or you are not good at it.

The solution I'll prescribe for you requires patience and perseverance..
You must have an open mind and be ready to unlearn some things you've learnt before...

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Politics / Re: FG Lied : Al Sisi Of Egypt And Not Buhari Was First To Meet Trump - Reno Omokri by LordZero(m): 7:57am On Apr 30, 2018
Instead of doing things that will make our country a force to reckon with, our leaders are busy giving these foreigners godlike treatment.

Whether he's the first or last to visit trump, does that change the fact that a lot of problems are facing this country. Since when does visiting American president became an achievement?

When will other nations start seeing us as godlike? instead of us licking other people as5.

Misplaced priorities. When those idi.ots starts shading us or their citizens start saying shiit about us, we'll start getting angry.

This applies to most African countries..

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Romance / Re: A-Week Engaged Nigerian Lady Dumps Her Fiancé A Week After “losing” His Job by LordZero(m): 9:49pm On Apr 29, 2018
later they will say "men are scum"..


Romance / Re: I Need A Lover/girlfriend Based In Unilag by LordZero(m): 12:19am On Apr 29, 2018
Look into your soul and find the real reason why you feel empty.

Until you are complete/happy with yourself, you can't be happy with anyone else.. You are just trying to cope with the emptiness, whether you have a girlfriend or not, you'd still feel the emptiness deep inside.. fix yourself before you get into anything with anyone or you end up worse..
Romance / Re: I've Never Met Any Feminist In Real Life by LordZero(m): 8:24pm On Mar 21, 2018
most are e-feminist / keyboard warriors seeking relevance and validation from folks online..

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Celebrities / Re: Why Do We Worship Famous People And Celebrities? by LordZero(m): 4:51pm On Jan 14, 2018
Most people grow up seeing movies, music videos where the artistes flaunt money, cars and buildings and they start dreaming of having those things but as they grow up, they get way comfortable and lazy to chase those dreams. They become comfortable with the way they are and accept the status quo.
Whenever they see the so called celebs, they see what they could have been. They idolize the people living their dreams/fantasies. .
Romance / Re: Am I Doing The Wrong Thing? by LordZero(m): 7:34pm On Aug 30, 2017

Lol ogbeni Go 'Hair Port' saloon in Bayelsa and ask how much for ordinary washing and setting not the one iya sikira is doing for your sister in her backyard...
So I have to go bayelsa now abi You might be cooking up the story for all I know. Even a pus5y cat will claim to be a leopard on the Internet.

Some people just love being used... No amount of persuasion can make you change...
Romance / Re: Am I Doing The Wrong Thing? by LordZero(m): 12:32pm On Aug 30, 2017
7k to do hair?, how big is the head Op?
maybe the head has space for helipad or probably an airport. . grin

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Romance / Re: 12 Signs That You’ve Found"the One" by LordZero(m): 10:07pm On Aug 29, 2017
There is nothing like "the one" anywhere. ..

Most people that beat each other/cheat after marriage believed they were marrying "the one" for them..

Anyone can behave anyway as long as it serves to achieve their goals(hidden agenda)..
Romance / Re: What Is It Like To Lose Someone You Never Had? by LordZero(m): 10:28am On Aug 26, 2017
Eleyi gidi gan o... make person summarize biko..

But how can you lose something you never had. It wasn't yours before na..
Romance / Re: From 15 - 24 Years : A Decade Wasted With Little Sexual Excitement(updated) by LordZero(m): 11:37pm On Aug 25, 2017
virgin all the waygrin grin.

Nothing special in conquest than depression undecided undecided
HMMM.. just passing by...
Romance / Re: From 15 - 24 Years : A Decade Wasted With Little Sexual Excitement(updated) by LordZero(m): 9:04pm On Aug 25, 2017
onto teachers parole na. I had to draw a line as per the professional I am smiley.

As to my peepee, it has refused to give me the kind of standing ovation it used to in the past embarassed

WANKovic senior grin grin grin
Romance / Re: If You Are To Marry At The Age Of Last 2 Digits Of Your Phone number, What Age? by LordZero(m): 5:33pm On Aug 24, 2017
My main MTN sim- 35
My side MTN sim- 79
The other MTN side sim- 41
My main Airtel sim- 65
The olosho airtel sim- 14
My main Etisalat sim- 77
#DazAll thunder fire Glo....
Only you!!!!! Naso ur babes go be ooo..
Education / Re: 40 Amazing Fact About Human Beings by LordZero(m): 1:53pm On Aug 24, 2017
Very interesting! But I do not quite agree with u on 27. Sarojini Ramaligan; an Authority in Biology & author of D Modern Biology for High Schools posit in his book dat 'd strongest & largest bone in d human body is d thigh bone'. (I stand 2 b corrected o) Change is constant...
There is a debate about which is the strongest bone between the femur, the jaw bone and the petrous bone in the skull...
Education / Re: 40 Amazing Fact About Human Beings by LordZero(m): 12:31pm On Aug 24, 2017

Nö 29 is very interesting.
Excessive use of antiseptic soaps n co can leave the body exposed to harmful microbes cos d population of the normal flora would've been reduced. ..


Education / Re: Shocking Facts About North Korea by LordZero(m): 10:58am On Aug 24, 2017
Have you been to north Korea before?. .
Did you see these things on the country's official website?
Are the citizens complaining?


Romance / Re: Which Songs Give You Love Memories? by LordZero(m): 9:48pm On Aug 22, 2017
OMG...LOL.. guess lil uzi vert's rhythm does it 4 u... YE YE YE,CHANGING MY HOES LIKE MY CLOTHES

Romance / Re: Which Songs Give You Love Memories? by LordZero(m): 9:22pm On Aug 22, 2017
Chrisbrown : loyal
Chrisbrown Ft tyga: ayo

Bad and Bougie- Migos

This Means War (A7X)..

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Romance / Re: (IQ TEST) Whats Wrong In This Picture by LordZero(m): 10:15am On Aug 22, 2017
Guy like seriously?
rare in the sense that apple do not make mac running windows but the user/owner can tweak and run windows on the gadget.
Not everyone can do it unless you have the technical know how..
Romance / Re: (IQ TEST) Whats Wrong In This Picture by LordZero(m): 11:13am On Aug 21, 2017
windows on Apple product.
Rare stuff..

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Romance / Re: My Encounter With Owerri Babe I Met On Instagram� by LordZero(m): 1:33pm On Aug 20, 2017
niqqas are not smiling. .


Nairaland / General / Re: Virginity For Sale! 23-year-old Female UNIABUJA Student Set To Sell Her Virginit by LordZero(m): 1:24pm On Aug 20, 2017
Rətards everywhere. ..

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