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Romance / Re: Add To The Story With One Sentence (intellectuals Only) by LordZero(m): 4:42pm On Feb 17, 2017
Lmfao. . Berlynn why na... oya start another story. .
Romance / Re: Add To The Story With One Sentence (intellectuals Only) by LordZero(m): 4:40pm On Feb 17, 2017
Berlynn:
goan check my post nd modify
He's just playing na. Mabinu.




Amarabae:
they beat her up, gave her injury and kicked her out of the house.
While she was looking for where to sleep, she met a not so innocent girl named Ama grin
Romance / Re: Add To The Story With One Sentence (intellectuals Only) by LordZero(m): 4:33pm On Feb 17, 2017
Amarabae:
"na who we go ask"-says her two wicked step sisterz
One day, when they started insulting her, she asked "am I not your sister", they replied in unison "na who we go ask".
She replied "ask ifa (TapDance)" and a fight broke out between them.

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Romance / Re: Add To The Story With One Sentence (intellectuals Only) by LordZero(m): 4:22pm On Feb 17, 2017
SaintAlbert53:

She grew up with her step mother who was always chasing her out of the house
Despite the harsh living environment, she manged to top her class.
Romance / Re: Add To The Story With One Sentence (intellectuals Only) by LordZero(m): 4:12pm On Feb 17, 2017
SaintAlbert53:

Forgiven....
Oya better start sweet one o.. Make she be runs gal for dz one.. #winks
Lolz


In a not so far away land, there lived a young girl named Cecile
Romance / Re: Add To The Story With One Sentence (intellectuals Only) by LordZero(m): 3:57pm On Feb 17, 2017
SaintAlbert53:
Olodo... He killed all d animals n nt her... Btw, why u go just come end story like dat?
Baba no mind me jare..
oga TapDance you wicked ooo..
that storyline no get future. .. make we start again.
Romance / Re: Add To The Story With One Sentence (intellectuals Only) by LordZero(m): 3:49pm On Feb 17, 2017
TapDance:
but ifa a fvckboy named Vanquay waltzed in Fvcked her and killed all the animals.
Her ghost has been haunting him since then.
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 8:32am On Feb 17, 2017
thesuave10:



To be honest, you're the problem. One thing with chyking is personality, that is voice tonality and body language. These two are by far more important than any lines you'll ever learn. Also I don't recommend giving a girl your number. It's a no no. Ask for the number like it's something your used to. Either a little fun and witty or just plain with a solid backed up reason. There are two important things I want to let you on that's extremely important
1 Balance: this means that things should not be too much or too little. Too much fun is not good and too little is also not good. Now examples of being too much fun: a too much use of smileys,lol, love emoji. Making a funny statement then adding all these too much can come off as "try hard"
2 the second thing is related to the first. Now you may know the right way to be funny or witty but doing it almost every time is also wrong. Find some time to talk a Lil and I mean a Lil like very Lil meaningful stuff. Too much spice and spark can come off all wrong.

Nice stuff....

we all should try as much as possible to mix all these things..
Sometimes am all serious and talk about personal stuffs like career choice and views about life (you'll have a lot to talk about and get to make liggt fun of their choices and drop witty and humorous lines and yet not cross d border).

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Romance / Re: Husband File For Divorce After Wife Asked For Oral During Her Menses by LordZero(m): 8:06am On Feb 17, 2017
Dâmn!!!!.
When you think you've seen/heard it all..........
Romance / Re: 7 Mistakes Guys Should Avoid Making When Texting A Lady by LordZero(m): 8:00am On Feb 17, 2017
barrackbwoi:
you know nought bouh relationship, oya swerve
You have only one decent point, others are half baked. ....


You don't seem to know a lot either..

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Romance / Re: My Creepy Chat Experience With A Nigerian by LordZero(m): 9:34pm On Feb 16, 2017
The most annoying ones are the ones that go to people's(especially female users) walls and write all sort of nonsense like; "tnks for d accept", 'am grateful for the acception" and other shii like that..


Facebook has been hijacked by kids and thirsty mofos.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Saint Etienne : Europa League (3 - 0) On 16th February by LordZero(m): 7:07pm On Feb 16, 2017
Oga Harddon, how e go be na..
Romance / Re: MISS NAIRALAND 2017 Coming Soon................ by LordZero(m): 10:17pm On Feb 15, 2017
Presh900:
Close your eyes, pause for a second and listen.
Do you hear that?
Somewhere very near, nestled between your left
and right ears, is the sound of a never-ending
cacophony of bleeps bouncing off the walls of
your skull, slowly driving you mad.
And unbeknownst to you, it’s holding you back
from going all-in. From choosing a goal and
showing it what you’re made of. From grabbing
hold of life and making the most out of your
short time on this spinning rock.
Heart disease? Sugar? Ninjas? Nah, giving too
many bleeps – that’s the real silent killer.
No vex gringrin
TV/Movies / Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by LordZero(m): 5:39pm On Feb 15, 2017
Iris should just fvcking die off.. I'mtired of her stupidity and the show revolving around her jor..

Makes Barry look like a b1tch a55 mofo. .
Romance / Re: 16 Things You Should Never Ever Google! by LordZero(m): 8:15am On Feb 15, 2017
lipsrsealed

Romance / Re: I Caught My Neighbor Kissing Her Little Brother . What Should I Do? by LordZero(m): 5:04pm On Feb 13, 2017
lipsrsealed

Romance / Re: Bobrisky Says He Wants To Get Pregnant For Bae And Bear Children (photos) by LordZero(m): 1:48pm On Feb 11, 2017
Maybe if his pops didn't give a 'fvck' that day, this nonsense would've been prevented. ...
Romance / Re: Question For Nairalanders by LordZero(m): 11:04pm On Feb 10, 2017
Either take a shower or listen to music (hard rock/heavy metals)..
Romance / Re: Is Stupidyorubafool The Most Handsome And Most Swaggs Guy On Romance Section? by LordZero(m): 8:16pm On Feb 09, 2017
EmperorLee:
Chaiii, *ClicksTongueContinously*.

Eyin ara ile, ki a to ma beto lo, arakunrin ten wo ninu aworan to wa loke yii, ba se bi ko leleyi ooh. Awon aye lo so di bayii.

Haa!!! Nkan be.
Lmfao. .

Aye le, ibosi oru
Romance / Re: Signs You Are A Potential Schizoid by LordZero(m): 7:31am On Feb 09, 2017
Just here to read how everyone starts claiming they are one.....
Romance / Re: Allow Me To Reintroduce Myself by LordZero(m): 7:22am On Feb 09, 2017
Np: The game - Young Nïggas.
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Drunk Friend Asking For Help From Davido After Being Drunk (pics, Vid) by LordZero(m): 7:12am On Feb 09, 2017
These people are just getting dumber by the day.
Romance / Re: My Seex Experience With The Mall Lady by LordZero(m): 6:56am On Feb 09, 2017
Is that all

Romance / Re: My Seex Experience With The Mall Lady by LordZero(m): 10:16pm On Feb 08, 2017
Softorgasm:
we from the coven of play boy mansion aka fork till the world ends...
Takes sit.
Baba abeg shift to d left.. u dey block my view grin grin

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Romance / Re: Topics We Would Love To See One Day On Nairaland Frontpage by LordZero(m): 11:04pm On Feb 07, 2017
Emperoorlee:

Hahaha Zero baba cheesy.
Chill no dey ur dico at all ..
Romance / Re: Topics We Would Love To See One Day On Nairaland Frontpage by LordZero(m): 10:57pm On Feb 07, 2017
Emperoorlee:
Senator Olu Kross Embezzles 700 billion pounds sad
Egbon why?? You wan buy heaven hell?
Romance / Re: iPhone 7 by LordZero(m): 8:55pm On Feb 06, 2017
ehis889:

Guy her ass is real ooo. No go there.

The day I fvcked her I knew it was real.

I fvcked her when watching xvideos.com. I was wanking as the guy was grinding her. We released the same time.

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Romance / Re: Wtf!!! My Student Is In Love With Me?? by LordZero(m): 10:26pm On Feb 05, 2017
Rachaeleanah:



Or kini ? They af come niyen... They cannot see and go angry
LMAO...

Just leave the child alone jor.. She don watch too much Indian films/ Telemundo. ..

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Romance / Re: Science Reveals Your Baby Is Highly Likely To Look Like Your Ex by LordZero(m): 10:19pm On Feb 05, 2017
Fruit flies and not confirmed in humans..

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