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Romance / Re: How Do You Sleep by LordZero(m): 4:27pm On Jan 23, 2017
3,4,5 depending on the weather. .
Religion / Re: Naija No Dey Carry Last For Church Matter... This Image Is Going Viral On Social by LordZero(m): 12:16pm On Jan 23, 2017
Only retârds will believe this..

Most people use LOL as an abbreviation for laughing/laughs out loud. .
Romance / Re: I Need Help With This Girl by LordZero(m): 1:11pm On Jan 22, 2017
Jodha:
Right from the start you did everything wrong, how can you allow a girl you're interested in to be the one calling you and texting you first?


I think she now realize her self worth and pride, and decided to do things the right. Way


Aww advice you to do things the right way, call her more often, text her, but her presents. Let her feel your love for her
@OP follows this advice at your own peril.



Get busy and stop worrying yourself. If you start calling and texting anyhow, you'll come off as a needy wimp. Give her space and dial down the attention..

The person who "cares the least" holds the power switch in any relationship.

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Literature / Re: Luvvie Ajayi Burns Her Shoes Made By Ivanka Trump (Photos) by LordZero(m): 8:35am On Jan 22, 2017
What's their headache with the woman . Everyone is sha using her matter to stay relevant.

She send dem make dem no go date/marry person wet go become president?
It's obvious someone bought that shoe for her.

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Romance / Re: If You Watched This Movie & Still Unmarried, My Friend Go For Deliverance by LordZero(m): 9:32pm On Jan 20, 2017
PabloOmoEscobar:
gbam! It's not definition of age. It's classic
Just like those evergreen songs.. It cuts across all age groups. .
Romance / Re: See The Sultry Way This Corp Member Wore Her NYSC Uniform by LordZero(m): 9:29pm On Jan 20, 2017
Hoês gon be hoês...
Romance / Re: If You Watched This Movie & Still Unmarried, My Friend Go For Deliverance by LordZero(m): 8:46pm On Jan 20, 2017
PabloOmoEscobar:
Bullshyt! Even my yet unborn children will see that movie. It's a definition of 'classic'
I swear down.. It's legendary. ..
Romance / Re: When The Predator Becomes The Prey by LordZero(m): 10:35pm On Jan 19, 2017
refiner:


Lol...u don't need no X-Ray scanner to see the inner beauty,staying with her for sometime will make u see it...

Most girls that edit their photos are just ashamed of their real face...u won't blame them sha cos guys are mostly attracted by beauty first, before intelligence or some other thing...
why don't you dash him ur glasses. maybe he'll be able to see her inner beauty. grin
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 8:02am On Jan 19, 2017
HARDDON:


Most of these reasons were quite kul in d 80s n early 90s but they hold very little effects now!

Infact ladies in dis age only READ ONE MEANING N ONE MEANING ALONE TO GUYS ASKING THEM OUT NOW! :

"he wants easy access to my pants!"

So instead of ur smooth talk of wooing her to endear her to u, it rather makes her weary of u!

Ladies have evolved brothers! Ya'll shld too!

They hear their mommas saying men are not trustworthy. Their elder sisters saying men r cheats, their aunties saying all men r dogs n once u let them smooth talk u, they eat n take off!


Then here u r, wit no doctrine about the right ways to treat women from ur father coupled wit d high libido he so gladly bequethed to u, approaching same gurls wit gf talks!



What do u think they naturally wud do?

RED FLAG U.!. Use that foolish talk to trap n milk u! Leave u in a limbo, they stand @ d door, not accepting ur gf proposal nor walking away. They hang on to milk u cos u let em.

This is where magas r made, this is where mugus die n full fledged men r turned to Fzone puppies! angry

Wud u blame them? No, You asked them out! embarassed

Whenever I tell people about the bolded (an average dude of this generation spends more time with their mothers than father), the go all bat shii defensive and start yapping about how their parents raised them to be a good person.. That's true but this aspect is mostly neglected. .

Momma/sister will always give you tips that will benefit a woman in the long run cos she's also a woman..


Ever wondered why men of old days (rite of passage eras) are already mature at young ages and are in total control of their shiit.... Nowadays we have 30 yr old kids sef.

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Sports / Re: Why Okocha Is My Idol- Mario Gomez by LordZero(m): 4:38pm On Jan 18, 2017
He is truly a legend. It's a shame he didn't play for many big teams.

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Sports / Re: If This Guy Is 16, Then How Old Are You? by LordZero(m): 7:51am On Jan 18, 2017
If y'all are o.k with diego costa, falcao and hammed musa's age, leave this man alone..
Sports / Re: Juventus Logo Change: Bianconeri Embracing The Future Look by LordZero(m): 9:17pm On Jan 17, 2017
Good for them.
Their famous black n white striped jersey was even a mistake but they end up liking the jersey. ..
Celebrities / Re: Drake Posts This Photo Of Sasha Obama And The Internet Became Scared... by LordZero(m): 9:03pm On Jan 17, 2017
No need to panic, drake prefers dating people's (stars) exes n hos........

bïtch ass fucker...
Celebrities / Re: YVONNE JEGEDE SHOWS OFF HER CHEST AND MANCHESTER UTD CUP by LordZero(m): 8:58pm On Jan 17, 2017
48noble:
morinho effect
more like mourin-hoë effect........ gringrin jk

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Phones / Re: Here's Why You Shouldn't Flash A Peace Sign While Posing For Photos Again by LordZero(m): 8:42pm On Jan 17, 2017
we will get there one day....

Make I siddown dey enjoy d fight that's going on upstairs jare .
Forum Games / Re: Can You Spot The Panda? by LordZero(m): 3:10pm On Jan 16, 2017
seen it...

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Literature / Re: 5 Greatest Old African Novels To Read Before You Die. by LordZero(m): 8:20am On Jan 16, 2017
I've read number 1 and 3 but it's been long sha.

Anyone with links to download those books in pdf or epub format should pls signify. ...
Pets / Re: Top 10 Non-venomous Snakes In The World With Pictures. by LordZero(m): 8:16am On Jan 16, 2017
Anaconda and some pythons are strong enough to crush the life out of human beings yet they are not venomous. ..

As for other non venomous snakes, most of them are good at mimicry and you wouldn't be able to differentiate them from venomous ones unless you are an expert so why risk ur life when u can simply let them be...



@Op nice stuff...

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Wants EFCC To Arrest A Bitcoin Seller Who Duped Him (pics) by LordZero(m): 8:09am On Jan 16, 2017
Elkay3:
As it's not yet having a legal backing, I don't think the EFCC can do much on it.
I think they should be able to do something about it, since it's a fraud/financial crime.

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Science/Technology / Re: Ocean Discovered 400 Miles Beneath Our Feet[pic] by LordZero(m): 10:02pm On Jan 15, 2017
Source @Op. . I'd like to read more about this..

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Romance / Re: How Do You Identify A False Friend? by LordZero(m): 1:09pm On Jan 15, 2017
Gflat:
A false friend is that one person who wouldn't look you in the eye and call you a fool. Whenever you do something wrong. A false friend wouldn't be blunt with you
Also, those that are ready to sly/sacrifice u for their own good.

Those that always tell you "you know am ur friend" when they need something from you...
Phones / Re: UPLOAD A PICTURE OF YOUR CURRENT MUSIC PLAYER LETS KNOW WHO HAS THE BEST by LordZero(m): 12:20am On Jan 15, 2017
iceberryose:
4 your eyes only
Dope album..
Phones / Re: UPLOAD A PICTURE OF YOUR CURRENT MUSIC PLAYER LETS KNOW WHO HAS THE BEST by LordZero(m): 12:05am On Jan 15, 2017
Radiohead6:
oh okay , I'm deep tho ,Either that or Acid Rap but still its nice to know We have people who listen em
How deep?

Only 3/4 of my friends listen to rock n Heavy metals n only one of us is "deep", deeper than the navy...

Modified ::: Acid Rap!! n Death metal!!... No need to ask u how deep again...

Nice meeting u.
Phones / Re: UPLOAD A PICTURE OF YOUR CURRENT MUSIC PLAYER LETS KNOW WHO HAS THE BEST by LordZero(m): 11:35pm On Jan 14, 2017
Radiohead6:
Avenged Sevenfold and jhene ? I see u have sublime Music Taste , are you a Rock fan?
Yeah n metals too but am not the "deep" type of fan o..

I listen to a wide variety of music...

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Phones / Re: UPLOAD A PICTURE OF YOUR CURRENT MUSIC PLAYER LETS KNOW WHO HAS THE BEST by LordZero(m): 11:16pm On Jan 14, 2017
Samsung music player...

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Can't Speak English: US Radio Personality Blasts Nigerians by LordZero(m): 8:19pm On Jan 14, 2017
Those retârds.

Who gives a fvck about the "A".. Is Atlanta the capital of Nigeria?


They can't sing anything sensible and they are talking..

Give a hoodrat some money and he starts saying shii...
Romance / Re: When Your Celibacy Game Is A1 (pic). by LordZero(m): 11:24am On Jan 14, 2017
Being able to control your Jrod is one of the "super powers" a man can acquire. ...

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Music/Radio / Re: 5 Facts That Prove Wizkid And Davido Are Competing by LordZero(m): 9:58pm On Jan 13, 2017
undecided

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