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Celebrities / Re: #BBNaija: Soma And Miyonse Evicted From The Big Brother Show by LordZero(m): 9:38pm On Feb 05, 2017
I still don't get the essence and aim of the bbn or whatever it's called. .
Education / Re: History Turns It’s Another Face To Us Via These Astonishing Photos (pics) by LordZero(m): 9:03pm On Feb 03, 2017
Thoniameek:
Wait wait wait is there nothing African to talk about in history? Is there nothing black to take photos of or reminisce over?

We've been so brainwashed that the only knowledge considered knowledgeable is the White knowledge

The only history worth talking about is the white history

The only history for black people is slavery

It's a crime if I don't know where an American state is in the map, I'm considered not brilliant enough

Those same people might not be able to tell where their local government is in their country's map...


I'm fed up!
Sensible points. ..

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Education / Re: Ways Nigerian Students Cheat During Exams by LordZero(m): 7:51am On Feb 01, 2017
grin

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 8:19am On Jan 31, 2017
Nairaboi:
This one is a big shit i think might just get me carried away. Am attracted in a very special way to this woman(she is married) has a baby boy for the hubby, she is really into me, but i don't know if towing the line of a married woman is advisable? One fay i sent her a text "how are you doing sweetheart, don't know why you hate me this much, but just know that you are always on my mind. She now replied "Haba! anyone who said i hate you is a liar,wished she met me before she got married".
if i don't call her within two days, she will buzz my phone and say i have forgotten her. I have never really contemplated having "body contact" with her. What am i suppose to do to break her defenses, and how do i go about such a task(based on married young lady parole)

Cc.HARD DON
OKWY PASCAL
OBIO MON
NLJ ONA
LORDZ ERO
USTE C et al all the bosses. . .
You are sailing on dangerous tides bro..If it's a single mother now, it's a different case.

Stop everything you've been doing that's making her attracted to u and start doing the opposite even if it means making her mad at u..

Go out and get to meets the single ones out there.

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Romance / Re: Ladies… Meet The 63 Year Old Grandmum That Can Totally Snatch Your Boyfriend Fro by LordZero(m): 9:38pm On Jan 30, 2017
NevetsIbot:
Mama d mama.... Where're are those fat chicks that won't make an effort to look presentable and portable and will be looking for a guy who'll 'Love Me the way i am and not try to change me'......

18yr old girls already with pot belly and flappy hands and legs.. Shame suppose catch them.

For a womans asz to pop out of a jean trouser at this age.. It must still be standing strong.

Lalasticlala
They are the so called "liberated women", they are comfortable with their body. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: The 7th Image On Your Phone by LordZero(m): 4:45pm On Jan 30, 2017
richommie:
Cole


#YOLO
You must really like Cole.



This is mine.

Politics / Re: Developing News On Canada Quebec City Terrorist Attack On A Mosque . by LordZero(m): 8:46am On Jan 30, 2017
May God save us all..
Romance / Re: Oh Shit! What Is She Wearing? (picture Added). by LordZero(m): 10:16pm On Jan 29, 2017
Babzilla:
Its women liberation. She is comfortable with her body. She is empowered grin grin
Dem no know wetin dem want.. Confused Af..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FA Cup: Manchester United Vs Wigan Athletic (4 - 0) On 29th January 2017 by LordZero(m): 7:48pm On Jan 29, 2017
HARDDON:
Anytime fellaini plays, we look so average
His presence limits our game to long/arial balls and we have lots of ball players in the team. Then you'll see the likes of mata n Herrera trying to accommodate the ïdiot.
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 12:28pm On Jan 29, 2017
Japhet04:
Hello, all the gees in the house, kudos to all of ya

I am an ardent follower of these drills and I must say they really work, but there is this case...

A girl in year 1 (law) I started using the drills on her she was responding well to them until one day I got angry with her and walked out on her after that day she started dissing me and says that I am too authoritative and don't know how to talk, also told me not to chat with her again, I wanted to chat with her last Friday but the place was not conducive enough so she shifted it to Monday and also said that I should talk to her with correct mannerisms.

She is very hot and I really need to get her but she seems to have upped her game and is the type of girl that has many admirers, I don't know how to tackle her anymore...

How can I be that special guy in her life

Pls homies what is the way forward

Cc.HARD DON
OKWY PASCAL
OBI OMON
NL JONA
LORDZ ERO
US TEC etc..

[b]"You don't know how to talk, u r authoritative, talk with correct mannerisms" .. She's testing u, she wanna know if you're faking it or that's the real you. She wants to see if you'll change and hand over ur balls...

"She's really hot and I need to get her".....With this thought in ur head, u are going to mess up very soon cos you are desperate to have her. You start backing down, changing anytime she complains and in the end become clingy and needy. You know what happens next..... Fzone.

You are doing great already. Don't be straight out insultive. There is a difference between being humorous/funny and being insultive. ..

"I wanted to chat with her last Friday but the place was not conducive enough so she shifted it to Monday"... Don't let her set the terms and conditions man, when Monday comes,ignore her and chat/talk to her at your own convenient time..

.. Hold your frame, don't go all mr nice guy on her when next u talk or ur balls are gone..[/b]

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 10:09pm On Jan 27, 2017
HARDDON:
Up Next in hawt succession:

DRILL NUGGET 13:

Who To Date & Who not To Date....

Is there any Lady group of lady you cant date?

Are all types of ladies " Date able "??

Try n avoid these ones if u can.

1. Alpha Widows(someone that just left a relationship with someone with a superior game/that's more experienced than u) can't think of a better term now (cos alpha widow concept is broader) *scratches head*
2. Toxic ones (psychos, suicidal, druggie e.t.c all sort of bleeped up things u can think)
3. Peddlers
e.t.c

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 10:03pm On Jan 27, 2017
lilreese:
Baba HARDON, there is this girl that i want but she was playing games on me. I stop talking to her. All of the sudden she called me? Help a niqqa
Take a bike n go to page 0.. start reading from there and understand it..
Just a lil sacrifice (time).

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Romance / Re: Dating Etiquettes For 21st Century Guys by LordZero(m): 8:00pm On Jan 26, 2017
Well written crap


CorGier come and see something. .
Education / Re: Have You Ever Thought What These Slang Words You Use Every Day Actually Mean? by LordZero(m): 5:04pm On Jan 25, 2017
MrHighSea:
Dude, this's cool. Lala cud mek it fly. Hope its legit, cos you'd earn urself some bucks for booze. Get haywire, kinky n decked by a top-notch sslluutt.
Won't blame ya, at dt point even geeks feels the gbedu that is not playing.
Dope shii man...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Reign Of Jezebels: Feminist ,33,urges Women To KILL ALL Male Babies by LordZero(m): 4:50pm On Jan 25, 2017
Idïot...

girl: mum i wanna be a feminist when I grow up

mother: You either grow up or become a feminist, u can't do the two 2geda.
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 2:22pm On Jan 25, 2017
HARDDON:



If u luk @ the world tru d periscope of strauss, u wud lose d essense of sanity in d women's world.

Read that book to be informed , pick very lil off it.

For a man born into riches n he who struggle into same, have divergent definition of Riches....go figure


One of my best lines from him...icebreaker as they cal it:

" if i wasnt gay, i wud have made u my woman!"


Tuale!!!

Most people take those books as the standard instead of picking what works and understanding "why" (basic principles) it works..

Same thing is happening to some dudes here.. That's why they all come back to ask for more lines after throwing one of those you give here..




BROTHERS PLEASE TRY AND UNDERSTAND THE PRINCIPLES. .
ASK QUESTIONS IF U ARE NOT CLEAR ABOUT SOMETHING.

If you feel one of points/theories/post/drills here is contradictory feel free to air your views.. We are meant to learn from each other...

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 2:01pm On Jan 25, 2017
HARDDON:


Erudite mind!

U shld take up lecturing job: Philosophy wud surfice.

But u must promise us u wudnt turn a randy rascal whose singular idiosyncrasy is a penchant for d high point of intersection btw d smooth thighs of sexy soft souls shocked cheesy

Lolz. Me am a "child of God" oo gringrin
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 9:59am On Jan 25, 2017
Ustec:


Laughing.....
Guys,like HArdDon have been able to MASTER AND PERFECT the ART of those TRAITS you mention...cos they know Ladies will generally fall for it,in other words Ladies get attracted to those trait,Not LOVE!

Thats why you see our most valuable player(hardDon) in Dating drills Fc telling us how he always score hatricks in his playing days..

At some point,he even went on to tell us how he scored the fastest goal in a match in the space of few minutes after kickoff of the GAME..I guez he still holds that Record in this club....

SO what am trying to say is that his been able to PERFECT the ART of ATTRACTING Lladies...

From the rules here,..I think love will always come after attraction...
He made us realiz that even after attracting them,..if you dont know how to play the game in the other room,you stand a chance of loosing all you have workd for in a blink of an eye...so they never LOVE in the first intance,they are just attracted by the alpha male traits!
I believe attraction is the basic, love is just some bunch of emotions triggered after you are attracted to someone/something.

Like I said, harmed with these drills and a healthy lifestyle will give u a better chance.
When u display these characteristics, instinctively, she sees you as a potential mate.(when she's selecting potential mates, u stand out, she's attracted and things happen).
Same way she doesn't select a weakling(no attraction) unless she's past her peak and desperately looking to settle down. ..

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Phones / Re: Check Out This Phone With Five Batteries (pic) by LordZero(m): 8:04am On Jan 25, 2017
NOKLA 6..
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 3:04am On Jan 25, 2017
HARDDON:



I want every1 to contribute to this.

If ur answer is NO, tell us why.
If YES, tell us why....

Letz go there
[b] I'd say yes..

Why?

Women are wired to select the best among the best partners available since time immemorial and it's still the basic of how things work nowadays. .
They select for the following;
1. Leadership/"alpha" traits and characteristics
2. Good gene/Good health.
3. Ability to provide their needs.
4. Miscellaneous/superficial shiits.

The select for these things so as to give their offsprings the best chance of survival and the first two(achievable by learning from ppl that know how it works and living a healthy lifestyle) are what they look for the most. This is why you see a girl dating a rich dude (provider) with no sex until marriage rule going around n fvcking that "badt guy' in his rented civilian barracks abode.
Same reason a rich dude with no balls/game have fine babes cos he ticks one of the boxes (although often times, the woman controls/cheats on them or they end up raising another dude's kids with/without knowing).



In short, if you don't meet/surpass her basic (instinctual) requirements and you have no potential to meet them, she ain't gonna choose you..



Learning these drills coupled with a good lifestyle helps you to tick 2 (which puts u ahead of most niccurs) out of 3 main boxes.




my analysis is kinda based on natural selection. PS: If u see comfirm gbagz in my write up, no vex, I'll proofread in the morning. ..

Harddon, nice idea. I'm just reading through the thread.
I hope to learn from what other guys are contributing on this...
[/b]

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Romance / Re: ! ! by LordZero(m): 10:49pm On Jan 24, 2017

Romance / Re: Why Some Guys Hate Girls: Call Them Misogynists. by LordZero(m): 8:12pm On Jan 24, 2017
CorGier:

Nah bro u ain't, u so on point. LordZero, here is anoda dude who "gets".
Make sense..
make I siddown read d thread, I can see some smart comments ....
Phones / Re: Nokia 6 Proves A Smash Hit – Nokia’s Comeback Phone Sells Out In 1 Minute by LordZero(m): 12:06pm On Jan 24, 2017
kowalsky:
it's actually not Nokia.
the real Finnish Nokia, just sold the name rights of Nokia to a Chinese phone manufacturer.
so in practical terms this is just like your Gionee nd techno et al
Romance / Re: What Are The Most Funny/annoying Thing Your Sibling Did That You Can't Forget. by LordZero(m): 7:37am On Jan 24, 2017
My junior sis(just 4/5 years old then). will come back from school, pick a stick/cane and thrash the flowers in our compound while imitating her teacher..
When we told mum n dad, they had to change her school but some of the flowers didn't survive the beating.
Religion / Re: End-time Churches - Pastor Make Members Masturbate In Church Service by LordZero(m): 11:06pm On Jan 23, 2017
I used to wonder how we got colonized but with the things going on in African societies nowadays, getting slave must have been child's play back then..

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Romance / Re: Man Ejaculates On A Lady At Diamond Bank, Nnewi, Anambra While On A Queue. Pics by LordZero(m): 9:40pm On Jan 23, 2017
TrapHedges:


its pisspoor lol so the guy even had to pose for a photo.. Smh
Lol. She must have taken the picture before everything happened knowing he's going to release on her.

The annoying part is all these moralist crusaders venting up and down without analyzing the cooked up lies.

So he removed his weenie abi na net the guy dey wear. Ppl can lie ehnn...
That's how some will fabricate rape reports and niggas be doing jail term for something they didn't do..

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Romance / Re: Can She Be Taken Serious??? by LordZero(m): 8:14pm On Jan 23, 2017
Lmfao. ..
It's seems you only "exist" when she needs suya/food/money.
Alaye next her....
Romance / Re: Questions To Ask Your Girlfriend – Get Sweet And Romantic With Your Girl by LordZero(m): 8:07pm On Jan 23, 2017
Olasco93:
Mbanu, these are friendzoning questions. When you start telling/asking "some" ladies these type of question, they will just Install their Negative shakara, and begin to think "...mehn, this maga/mugu cannot do without me..."
The bottom line is that...What works for you/one may not work for another.
Romance / Re: See The Man Claiming He Is Not A Gay by LordZero(m): 8:02pm On Jan 23, 2017

Romance / Re: Man Ejaculates On A Lady At Diamond Bank, Nnewi, Anambra While On A Queue. Pics by LordZero(m): 7:53pm On Jan 23, 2017
TrapHedges:
but how can someone ejaculate without any contact

modified*

so she was slapping the guy and they guy was just chilling

wats her ig handle let me go and bash her now now
angrybut how can someone ejaculate without any contact

modified*

so she was slapping the guy and they guy was just chilling

wats her ig handle let me go and bash her now now
Dem dey always think say everybody mumu like them.

I knew this shiit will become a trend after that foolísh one with fabricated "he was pressing his manhood against me in a bus" story..

#fishbrains

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Education / Re: Keep Learning: 20 Hilarious Animal Group Names You Never Knew by LordZero(m): 5:01pm On Jan 23, 2017
Nice one @Op. .. Not some hoė/retârds stories hitting fp...



Crash n Mob..

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Politics / Re: Shut Up When Governors Are Talking; You Are Just A Senator– Fayose Fires by LordZero(m): 4:39pm On Jan 23, 2017
Seems spewing thrash is the new cool in 9ja politics. .

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