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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says UAE, Bahrain Will Bear The Severe Consequences Of Israel Deals by Lorechino(m): 8:24pm On Sep 17, 2020
Omoslim26:


I dey tell you dis one wey people no dey too give them food chop again na full package hunger go don dey blow their blokos ����them don know why our national anthem sey SO HELP ME GOD
so they dem vex begin to strike innocent Cows��but wen Oyinbo come na ogogoro kolanut sigh yam and red oil them take chop dem mugu
now them dey cry foul na food kill dem

TV/Movies / Re: Ozo Wins The BBNaija Innoson Car (Photos) by Lorechino(m): 8:22pm On Sep 17, 2020
MISSCONGENIALITY:
I'm in my house come and commot my teeth let me see.
grin grin


Let me read the book finish u go see me

Crime / Re: Kaduna Lists 7 Punishments For Rapists by Lorechino(m): 10:20am On Sep 17, 2020
HedwigesMaduro:


You guys always like lying. The legal age for marrying in the north is not 14... It is 11. The moment the girl does her first menses she's ready. You guys don't still realise the kinds of creatures you're lumped in the same country with.

By the way that cartoon is apt and funny.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says UAE, Bahrain Will Bear The Severe Consequences Of Israel Deals by Lorechino(m): 10:19am On Sep 17, 2020
oshaosha2014:
Yes. Their own juju is making safety plans and gathering intelligence before allowing their president to arrive at a place.


Swear down

TV/Movies / Re: Ozo Wins The BBNaija Innoson Car (Photos) by Lorechino(m): 10:18am On Sep 17, 2020
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Simp
Simp
Simp
Simp
Simp.


Hey who u, where do u form, how do u exist
;?

Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says UAE, Bahrain Will Bear The Severe Consequences Of Israel Deals by Lorechino(m): 10:15am On Sep 17, 2020
Omoslim26:


��I sure se the babalawo wey dey do d selina for dem go dey wear suit and bow tie
their own amadioha no go need too much just spray am small dollars our own amadioha na long throat go kill am bring yam bring egg bring Palm wine no be bellefull be dat?


Lol u go bring bonvita join grin grin grin

TV/Movies / Re: Ozo Wins The BBNaija Innoson Car (Photos) by Lorechino(m): 3:51am On Sep 17, 2020
kushme:


Oga, I feel am well well oh..

The Simp trend dey give me joy grin

Plus, I dey like the memes wey una dey use follow the thing..

Lol grin grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Ozo Wins The BBNaija Innoson Car (Photos) by Lorechino(m): 3:39am On Sep 17, 2020
kushme:



cheesy grin my belle oh...

Reason am na grin grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says UAE, Bahrain Will Bear The Severe Consequences Of Israel Deals by Lorechino(m): 3:08am On Sep 17, 2020
Omoslim26:


����I swear I be don dey reason the issue before too


I DE always reason am, especially wen I come across posts relating to politicians of the first world countries.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says UAE, Bahrain Will Bear The Severe Consequences Of Israel Deals by Lorechino(m): 10:48pm On Sep 16, 2020
od501:


Go read about the free Masons ,and it's White affiliation. I believe that answers the question. But in a clearer note though, yes they do! Very committed sef!


OK thanks for the insight cos I do always imaging it
TV/Movies / Re: Ozo Wins The BBNaija Innoson Car (Photos) by Lorechino(m): 10:10pm On Sep 16, 2020
A woman is not allowed to use the word 'simp' it is specifically for men be warned.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says UAE, Bahrain Will Bear The Severe Consequences Of Israel Deals by Lorechino(m): 10:06pm On Sep 16, 2020
Is well

Trump hv done more than his predecessors

But I wan ask question ooo
"Do Western world politicians eg Trump do juju to fortify themselves, just like our Nigeria politicians do ?"

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Crime / Re: Kaduna Lists 7 Punishments For Rapists by Lorechino(m): 9:38pm On Sep 16, 2020
Let's just be truthful in our life for once.

Do u know Northern part have there own constitution indirectly

Niger legal age is 18+
There own na 14

Nigeria constitution no regard death penalty for punishment for blasphemy but sharia court do

A Nigeria will be forcefully tried under sharia law
Which contradict the law of the land


Etc etc

We are just not one if this is the case.

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Politics / Re: Oyegun Refuses To Endorse Ize-iyamu, Asks Edo People To Vote Their Conscience by Lorechino(m): 12:06am On Sep 15, 2020
Brandstudio01:
Which goes to show there are many cracks within the party. I no fan of any political party, but I wish I can tell him a house divided against itself cannot stand

Abeg jare , I will Design a Professional Logo for your product or Business for 2k Only.

U no go collect 1500 make I give u client on logo

(Me self wan get share)
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Two Lecturers, 28 Others For Internet Fraud In Kwara (Pix) by Lorechino(m): 8:37pm On Sep 14, 2020
Lecturers d hustle as school d strike

First picx got me cracked up grin grin
Them d like ppl wey d for compound liberation
Wen pastor say "Raise up ur hands n shout my father my
Maker' grin

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Sports / Re: Footballer Damilola Slumps And Dies During Match In Osun (Photo) by Lorechino(m): 12:55pm On Sep 09, 2020
Not necessarily village ppl

Cardiac Arrest has been on this

Especially in Nigeria where there is poor health care system

And those available we can't afford it

It's not ignorance sometimes but, how can u go to hospital that will demand thousands of naira wen u never see garri chop?

God just d save us by given us thick skin to survive.

RIP TO THE DEAD

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Romance / Re: My Girl Is Too Attached To Me, How Can I Stop That? by Lorechino(m): 12:55pm On Sep 09, 2020
Zealoy:
Hello guys pls I will like some advice from mature minds here, there's this girl am dating she's very pretty, sexy and hard working, she loves me so much that each day that she didn't hear my voice it will seems to her as if the world is coming to an end

The problem is I didn't love her equally the same way she loves me, initially I only wanted her for sex but she's getting too attached to me, and there's one certain man of God that warmed me to dump the girl am dating, which is her, my problem is how am I going to let her go without actually hurting her feelings cuz I know quite alright that she might hurt herself if I end the relationship between us. She's dangerously in love with me and I fear it will end in tears for her.


Bro this is exactly same thing am facing, I hv been warned by several ppl but the girl is damn beautiful fair n sexy too,,,, though since a week now things are falling apart which I hv been happy.


Just stay on ur lane n don't force ur self to return same quality of love, with time it will balance.
Politics / Re: Atiku: If We Truly Deregulated, Shouldn’t Fuel Price Drop? by Lorechino(m): 5:03pm On Sep 08, 2020
Officialgarri:
Atiku better sit down patiently with the person that explained the economics behind deregulation instead of rushing to social media.
These people called Politicians are just as dumb as anyone.

Fine, when Buhari first deregulated in 2016, Oil price dropped "due to competition" by 1 naira, but what happened after, it flew right up to #145.
This is because Oil is always in high demand and the higher the demand the higher the price.

Law of Officialgarri states that "Any product with increasing demand and without corporate regulations will have it's market price competing mostly at increasing prices" e.g Cryptocurrencies
Hence, the introduction of subsidy. If not for regulation and subsidies, gas was initially supposed to be selling at about #179 but the Government pays about #46.

So someone tell me something interesting about deregulation

Copied the image below from page 2 of this thread grin

Get the Bleep out, if he has someone who explains economic situations for him then that's far better cos he can

1, learn and understand

2, he's a business man (with ideas)

3, he can afford the service(s) of an economist

Don't come here n advertise cripto nonsense
N shield this bastard government before Ogun go kill u

Politics / Re: PDP Crisis Escalates As Protesters Take Over National Secretariat by Lorechino(m): 2:04pm On Sep 08, 2020
IamWonderful:
Caricature party of imps, fanatically corrupt people no wonder non of them can challenge the government of the present senile vegetative doppelganger figurehead because of the skeletons in their cupboards

Ur ancestors will be disappointed in you for saying this.

PDP is corrupt and APC is saint abi ?

Relaxer full ur brain

Politics / Re: Adetokunbo Abiru: Lagosians Are Proud Of Sanwo-Olu’s Achievements by Lorechino(m): 2:00pm On Sep 08, 2020
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Politics / Re: Adetokunbo Abiru: Lagosians Are Proud Of Sanwo-Olu’s Achievements by Lorechino(m): 7:34am On Sep 08, 2020
OK, las las our governor the supremus commando cult governor grin grin grin grin

always on oversize coat,,, if u know u know

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Sports / Re: Onome Ebi's New House In Lagos (Photos) by Lorechino(m): 9:57pm On Sep 05, 2020
Congrats real Slay Queen

Others r Queen pineapple.


My bae comes to mind, chai I don't really fine her sexy for romance, I go just d talk to her like say na my guy I DE with chai

Missing her now

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Crime / Re: Man Who Stole FRSC Van In Abuja Arrested By Police by Lorechino(m): 9:52pm On Sep 05, 2020
This one small, them d thief DPO phone inside police station self

Who be FRSC

Nigeria na cruise

BTW the guy get mind oooo to Evans FRSC Van grin grin grin grin

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Food / Re: Russians Eat Okro Soup And Eba For The First Time by Lorechino(m): 4:04pm On Sep 05, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright


Hungry wetin.... although I love okro soup sha.. especially that raw one when it is mixed with stew

But nor be Hungry dey do me now..
If you know wetin dey go on for mind as i see those oyinbo Russia
I just dey reason say how i wish i fit bomb them now
If you understand what bombing is all about then you must be a real niggarrr




Damn nigga first thing in mind mind wasn't looking at then soup self,,, how do we relate I need update

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Sports / Re: AFCON Trophy Missing At CAF Headquarters In Egypt by Lorechino(m): 6:59am On Sep 05, 2020
aspiring44:



Snake would have swallowed it here in naija .

Vessel got missing on High sea at times ,, how much a trophy


Lol u got me cracked this morning
Politics / Re: Choice Of EFCC Chairman Divides Aso Rock by Lorechino(m): 6:41am On Sep 05, 2020
OK nothing much to say

Good morning NL

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Sports / Re: AFCON Trophy Missing At CAF Headquarters In Egypt by Lorechino(m): 7:55pm On Sep 04, 2020
All this ppl are learning from us

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Politics / Re: Femi Kuti: Osinbajo Invited Me To Join APC by Lorechino(m): 7:51pm On Sep 04, 2020
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Nairaland / General / Re: Lady Who Cleans Up Jabi Lake, Kick-starts Tree Planting Exercise In Abuja by Lorechino(m): 3:03pm On Sep 04, 2020
SoniaSomuvie:

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Hunger d na haba u still no know ?
Celebrities / Re: Ikorodu Bois Honour Chadwick Boseman. Remake Scenes From "Black Panther" by Lorechino(m): 10:25am On Sep 04, 2020
Nice one

Aba self no let the corps to cool them don d print polo.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Lady Who Cleans Up Jabi Lake, Kick-starts Tree Planting Exercise In Abuja by Lorechino(m): 10:16am On Sep 04, 2020
Pls make we no d copy oyibo ppl for everything, hunger d d country u ppl should plant trees that can yield edible fruits at least for street beggars et'al, u remember wetin Jesus do that tree wey no get fruit wen Him d H? Now u are getting what I mean.

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