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sisqodean09:
How can only you make mistake about 17 times?
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The thing shock me o...

Nearly for me to make an at extra mistake that could be really worrisome. Glad I stopped it and now seeking for possible solutions

Mariangeles:
Hilarious!

Op, it was the caffeine in the green tea that mistakenly did you strong thing.
You seem to have low tolerance for caffeine.



Lay off it (including any other stimulating substance) indefinitely.
It'll wear off.

Caffeine? That onyibo word.
That means I learnt the hard way about caffeine.

I've rushed to discard it before it makes me make another extra mistake that might be more expensive.

It's not wearing off. I need something to recover fast

dollytino4real:
I wan mistakely comment. Sorry 4 d mistake of anything dat happened,

Can't you mistakenly make a suggestion. Na serious issues be this

Darkmode64:
I genuinely empathize with you on your ordeal. But I have to say; this is the funniest thing I've read all week 😂

If I have read this elsewhere I would think it's a joke. How do I remedy the situation

Nemesis0147:
I laughed really hard reading this 😂😂😂
How can someone eats his/her way out of noise abeg😂😂
@op just say you are hungry because hunger no Dy let person sleep for night

Yes, I'm hungry, just that I need exact food to overcome this quickly.


If you want a smoother skin there are types of food that could help quickly.


If you want to reduce sleepless nights there are types of food that helps with this.

So I believe there are types of food I need to focus on for my case

So I use to pluck moringa leaf from a tree close to a house I was staying to make tea.

Things were going smoothly and I loved it because it makes me relax without getting addicted.

There are several ways I could relax, but most of them especially things to take have a very dangerous[b] side effect: ADDICTION.[/b]

this is why I opted for moringa as the tea makes me feel well and grounded and helps me concentrate.

Things changed when I moved. I couldn't get any moringa tree around to pluck the leafs, and I just tried to forget about it.


My mind was off it totally when one day I mistakenly stumbled upon a thread on nairaland talking about the benefits of moringa, something I already knew. I was mistakenly going through the comments when someone said you can easily get it online or supermarket.

Supermarket? I mistakenly thought of it and decided to give it a try. It won't be fresh, but let me try it.

I mistakenly went to the supermarket and mistakenly asked for moringa. I was shown the section for tea and beverages and I mistakenly went there to look for it.

I didn't see moringa and I mistakenly looked well until I saw a packet written moringa.


I mistakenly picked it up, and saw that it was actually green tea and moringa. Instead of me to drop it, I mistakenly took it, thinking that the moringa covers for the green tea.

I haven't taken green tea, but I've heard of it. I mistakenly didn't consider the side effects, and I mistakenly bought the green tea disguised as moringa.


This was where my woes started. I mistakenly made the green tea moringa tea, and mistakenly drank it.

The taste was somehow, but not too bad. I felt alert and sharp, my memory clear and awesome.

I could remember things very clearly and my focus was sharp.

But I didn't know that I mistakenly started something that would have effect on me.

I wasn't looking forward to slimming down, I only wanted moringa tea to help me focus.


At first I felt clarity of mind and highly alert, but that was it. Any little thing, I quickly noticed and responded. Seems like I could hear ants walking, little details and sounds were very clear to me.

This was bad for me. The noise from moving cars, loud music, generator noise and noisy people around made it counter effective.

This wasn't the kind of clarity I wanted.

Actually want I needed was focus not total clarity. For me to be kinda numb to the world around and highly focused on things around me, the particular thing I'm attending to at the moment.


But I mistakenly took green moringa tea and it made me really light. My head was lighter than our current transparent black nylon.


Any little noise triggers me. I became restless and irritable.



Night sleep? Gone

Focus? Gone

Steeze? Reduced drastically.



Instead of me to stop at first try, I mistakenly took the green moringa tea again, and again, until...


It now seems like all my flesh are gone and like they use spoon to scrape what's remaining, just like how I usually scrap off burnt rice from the bottom of delicious jollof rice back then.



What do I do? I don't want to mistakenly continue, I want my focus back.

My steeze restored.

My peaceful night sleep restored.


How do I counter this effect fast the natural way without substance that causes addiction?

Probz:
Alcohol is far more potentially addictive than cannabis, but I get you. It was just a random, slightly jokey suggestion.

I'm still looking up the suggestions. If not for addiction I would have considered Cannae.

Sometimes I take moringa tea to calm nerves but it's been difficult finding it nowadays.

Mariangeles:
Move out of that environment. Simple.

If you're going to...typing

I've moved out of several noisy environment only to find this one which was quite when I came in newly.

How long do I keep on changing environment

Probz:
CBD (to a lesser extent just-plain weed), fluvoxamine. Lavender essential oil. I don’t know about actual foods.

Nice suggestions, I'll look up the others except weed.. I can't start taking what will plunge me into deeper woes.

I don't want something that would become an addiction, something I can't do without

thesicilian:
Africans are funny people. So instead of thinking of ways to muffle the sound, your plan is to eat your way through it?

Tell me, which ways can I muffle the sound? Playing loud music, by 1am?

Your suggestions are welcome

Hisroyalbadmeat:
Cannabis sativa, very good to relax your nerves,shuts out the noise, you only hear your inner voice and thought, Tankio

Are you advising me to start taking eegbo, same thing that's making them to misbehave and disturb the whole vicinity. I don't want to add weeed addiction to my woes

HeatSeeker:
Get a headset and listen to soothing music or better still learn to adapt.

Which would you recommend.

Though I'm not actually a headset type of person.

The fear of tinitus is one of the reasons I don't fancy headphones that much.

Wenonawde:
Are you staying in student area or residential area ? If you are staying in Hostel you gat no choice.

Residential area. These guys just moved in recently and turned the place to a night club.

Those people driving bulldozer and other heavy machines are trying.

I'm awake this 1am simply because of generator noise and vibration.


Can't sleep, can't concentrate to read, the noise and vibration is getting to my nerves.

Is there a type of food that would subsidize this?

I have a friend that can focus and read inside generator house, like those big big welther people generator that produces uncomfortable noise.

But it is different for me, I can't read or concentrate now because of generator noise.
Which food can help?

It's almost 1 am and I can't sleep. The issue is a neighbor that put gen on.


You might say that's how it is in Nigeria, but this one is something else. Morning, afternoon, night, you can't concentrate because of noise from Gen, and they would put music loudly disturbing everyone.

It's also vibrating the building, causing serious nervous discomfort.



What do you think I should do?

1. Pack out, yes, that's the best option, but I solely moved here for similar issue in my former place. Here used to be quiet until they moved in. What guarantee that I won't meet one worse than this.

2. Cope with it. Any useful suggestions for coping because as it is I can't sleep. Can't concentrate during the day. How do you study in a gen noise environment, useful tips are welcome.

3. Report. Several times complaints have been made to him but seems he doesn't care. How should this be handled.




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A choirmistress complained about the new ways things were gone and stopped going to church.

Some Christians stopped going to church for one reason or the other, but let's not allow what's going on stop us.

Going to church can be linked with singing. When you sing a song by yourself, you're easily tired and might not even get the song right.

But immediately you play the song on your phone and sing along, everything flows and seems easy, keeping you composed.

Now stop that song and you'll find yourself struggling to sing it.


This is similar to what going to church does. It helps you renew your zeal for prayers and connection with God.

No matter how strong you are as a Christian, the distractions in this world are too much and can easily dissolve your prayer life.


You might say o, the church is this or that, but do you know that once you stopp going to church it won't take long before your prayer life dwindles?


Forget what they say, try making it a duty as christian to attend church, not for anyone but for your spiritual life and prayer life to keep going without withering.

Peace

missjekyll:
You must have learnt a new word. No be only wench. Bench nko... 2 mumu

Sss.hhhuuuttt up.ppp!

How do you tell if a lady is sexually active?

Recently a video was le.aked, and it was a Kenyan pastors daughter.

She looked so innocent and even preached in her dad's Church.

Someone mentioned in the thread that he can know if a lady is sexually active by merely looking at her eyes and waist.

How is it possible

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Once I see any unmarried lady, my eyes automatically go to her waist, then her eyes.

I can recognize a sexually active woman using those two cues, irrespective of her demureness and hypocritical airs.

And btw, there are sexual positions that leave a mark on body shape.
Anybody who will look at this lady and not realise she's a veteran is just plain ignorant.



Team Virgin or nothing.
And I don't even need your help knowing your virginity status.

Because the hips don't lie, Brotherman.

Chief I hail o.


Too much experience wan kee you.

How can one know if she's sexually active by just observing her eyes and waist?

Please explain and do small lectures for men wey dey observe

missjekyll:
Bring what on ? It's like fighting a special needs child. Your argument does not make any sense. Fairly used blah blah blah. What are you even saying? You follow for the "new" thing too, abi?

Ridiculous

Lol.. why chicken out.. I thought you wanted to go down that route..


Very delusional..


Read the original post again, this time slowly, because it's clear you are slow but tried reading it fast at first trying to pretend you're not suffering from dementia...


And stop beating around the bush and trying to change facts.


Simple question that requires yes or no answer, you're trying to beat around, trying to form tough.

A man is the groom, and has every right to know the condition of the bride before he buys her.


It's his right to know if she's tear rubber or not, because this is a very huge factor.


And yes, a lady is the one that gets penetrated, not the other way round.


If a man wants to marry he shouldn't find out if the lady he wants to take responsibility for is a virgin or not abi?



I stated facts, but you're just being delusional.

This thing Trying too hard to form tough and derail the thread, but Chickened out as I came harder on it.
Slowbie...

missjekyll:
As your mother is no longer "pure" ,of what use is she? What further value can she add to the world in her fairly used state?

Now don't get offended because these are all terms you have used to describe women. I think they should apply to your mama,no be so?

As usual, trying hard to sound tough when they've been floored.


Simple question, you can't answer. Try harder eh...

Would you prefer a fairly used phone over a brand new one?


If you can't answer this simple question and if everything I wrote can't sink into that your tiny skull, it proves that you have been defeated and have given up looking for who among the 8 men impregnated the womb that dropped you in the market square that night.

Bring it on!!!!!

missjekyll:
But OP would be "fairly used" himself, wouldn't he?

. answer simple question, would you prefer a fairly used or brand new phone?


A woman's value is in her purity.

And you trying to compare men and women doesn't hold any ground.


Men and women can never be equal. Never the same.

When you married your wife, did you pay for her head or she paid for yours?

Ladies can fvvkk around all they care, after all it's a free world.

But it doesn't change the fact that a key that can open different padlocks is a Master key, very valuable.


But a padlock that many keys can open is useless.

Afolue:
aswear🤣
Lalami

Exactly, you got it. Immediately after secondary education

Sure.


To find one is hard, but that's the best

missjekyll:
Ridiculous. Better for low confidence men who don't want to be told the truth about how poo they are.

Tell that to Ned who likes them brand new.


High confident man sets standards, which ladies struggle to meet up.


Low confidence men chicken out, accepting whatever she brings so as to make her happy for fear of losing her.

I ask you again, do you prefer brand new or fairly used?

Keep lowering your standards, see billionaire no wan gree, Virgin or nothing




Even Billionaire Ned No wan gree, say virgin or nothing, As curled from this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/8382040/baby-number-3-way-ned


A divorcee? A non-virgin? Not mine to marry
My standards stand, untouched, unfazed.
Some may cry, some may curse,
But my love, my life, my rules come first.

Foodqueen:


He didn't write this.

He definitely paid someone to pen this for him.

I think he used chatgpt

SmallDick99:
If truly Ned Nwoko wrote all that then I'm tempted to believe that Regina could have married him for something more than just money.

What a beautiful, captivating peace of writing.

There love may actually be true.

Chatgptank says hi

ChizzyBuna:
Naso my brother wife carry her sister to do nanny for her.
The period when i go visit them i plan stay 1 week but because of this girl i come stay 2 months..
For the first month nothing happen.
On 2nd month omo this babe wan use sex finish me. She said her sis cant be enjoying my big bro while she stay idle say make she enjoy me instead.

Our routine na after she make the kids sleep. She go wait till 2am come call my phone or text me to not to lock my room door..
She go sneak in my room..see knacking omo😋🥰
Real hot slow passionate knacking
We go try cover our moans kaiii
Inlaw knackin dey sweet

One night she go fumble
her big sis come out to pee at night and jam her as she dey comot from my side for night. Next day her big sis stylishly tell me say her younger sister will go back soon because of school. Na lie, na becuz of me

Deep down i know she caught her and probably had a word with her then told her to go back home.
Very painful something... but i just dey mask my feeling make she no suspect
After she comot one mama come dey do nanny
Me sef stylishly tell them say i go soon dey go too. Her big sis was suprised... my big bro no know wetin dey sup lol its well. They just ruin my fun

Super story....

GboyegaD:
From the 1st of her last period. For example, if the 1st day of her period was the 1st of March and she has a 28 day cycle. If by the 29th she missed her period and does a pregnancy test that confirms she is pregnant, then the pregnancy is counted from the 1st of March.

Incredible. I'm learning here

pocohantas:
He is wrong. Acid is right.

The fast swimmers can do that if you meet after the egg drops. Either way, pregnancy is calculated from her last period.

Still trying to understand this stuff.

Can you share more on it.


So the time love is made can be different before the 9 months starts proper?

Like maybe 14 days, 9 days, 6 days or so before we start counting 9 months proper, depending on when sperm meets egg

Acidosis:
A full-term pregnancy takes 40 weeks, and a typical month isn’t exactly 4 weeks, but about 4.3 weeks except February. So, everyone just round down to 9 months. Plus, pregnancy is broken into three trimesters, and 3 trimesters times 3 months each reinforces that 9 months. In fact, doctors consider 36 months as pre-term except for twin gestation.

This whole stuff still mysterious to me.

Anyways,
Let me pretend I understand.