₦airaland Forum

PulaPower:
😐
FG needs to act fast. It’s getting out of hand.

I don laf tire 🤣🤣🤣🤣. But na true?

Massiveglory:
Sponsored and paid propaganda.

The amount of money used to lobby tinubu name in here would have taken a lot of these hungry tinubu boys here on this platform from hunger .

But anyway tinubu is influential . Very influential in criminal matters. His drug matter has really made him one.

Uber facts just announced that the search for him has gone over board since his drugs matter was put out. He has really influenced people on how to do drugs and forgery and still be a presidential candidate

give ursef peace bro.

Dem don begin fight demsef again.

officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Uhu7E4FC4

Little girl found lost and drifting at sea by a cruise boat 😮😮😮

#wetindeyhappentv

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cq6shCqARg9/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

if na naija I pity d little girl. Dem go tag her mammy water pikin come japa leave her make she die well

hgnbello:
INEC have paid ooh

I got mine 3 days after election.

some people own got delayed cz of their bank issues nd dey resubmit list.

they have started receiving.

good news.

Victory662:
I got this SMS from National Population Commission asking me to come for training on Wednesday. But I don't really know if the pay will worth the stress or I should just trash the invite.

if u dont have connections, forget it. INEC never pay their staff

nicej2:
Dear Nairalanders, i am not really good posting my issues online. But this time i need your advise.

I have been married for 9 years now and my sister inlaw has been living with us( I, my wife and the kids) for the past 6 years now, although I am not always around.
I have never imagine any negative thoughts toward her. I always see her like my younger sister, i have been taken care of her. She is 28 years old and I can't really says if she have a boyfriend cos I haven't see one around her. She is a boss in her working place but yet i foots all her bills in the house without bothering anyone, including my wife that is also a boss .Until of recent she started wearing seductive clothes around the house, Some how i started developing feelings for her As if she knows, she continues wearing those clothes and started showing more caring towards me.
I can't believed that i am having feelings for my sister inlaw cos i am a disciplined man to the core. Even during university days girls do come to my apartment passed a night without molesting them. I am well brought up. But is like that disciplined man in me started degenerating as i began to see this girl in my dreams.
There was a night i returned from travelled, i started feeling the urge to go to her room. My wife almost cought me that night cos we lives in 3 bedroom, I have my own room, my wife have her own and my sister inlaw have her own room. So we sleep in separate rooms except some occasions my wife decided to stay in my room. That night i was pimping through her door. I have been trying to control my feelings and I believed the reason why I have not sleep with her is because i am not always around and I also the fear of traditions implications of sleeping with sister inlaw . And my wife is not helping matters, she can leave both of us alone in d house and go to all night church program and the children will be sleeping.

I don't really know what to do. Should I tell my wife so that we can get her accommodation or just let the sleeping dog be. Though I don't really want her to leave cos is my wife and the children are alone in the compound. I just want to kill that urge before I return from travel.

Sorry for the long episode ..😀

guy fvck her na. No dey doll jooor.

vastolord4:
pastors are always having sex with people's wives

🤣🤣 the women deserved it.

Naija itsef na scam

TheRealOwner:
That's a manatee. It's a herbivore and has no natural predator, except for the hungry Nigerian who eats anything and everything indiscriminately.

See as Una slash the head. Are you herdsmen??

na ur type put obi for dis problem.

Throwback:
Igbos are already used to tormenting their souls further after failing to prevent what other Nigerians insist must happen.

We insisted on Buhari against Igbo wish, it happened.

We insisted on Tinubu against Igbo wish, it happened.

They love to waste their time on futile attempts to prevent destiny, and this period is the best time to exploit them as a headless mob has no intelligence to decode manipulation.

baba u re wicked

tomi4life:
I am 35 and my wife is 29, we have been married for 6 years now, we have 2 children a boy and a girl. We didnt court much during our courtship because of long distance.

I really have a problem with my wife and not sure what can be done to address, now I must be very honest am not sure there is anything I can do I just want to use the platform to vent my frustration.

My marriage has not been very good, lately myself and my wife leave like room mates and not lovers, despite the age difference between me and my wife she doesnt really respect me. For the 6 years we have been in marriage 3 things have caused all our fights: cooking, Sex and finance

My wife rarely cooks in the house, things around welfare are not taken seriously, actually in a week, my wife can cook for me just 1 time. She cooks for the children and baths for them daily, we also have a help who does alot of cooking. She rarely askes me what I will eat, honestly I always have to go to the kitchen to sort myself, sometimes I buy food outside from eateries and bucker. Sometimes when she cooks it usually very late 10pm. I have complained severally and what happen is she tries to change, after a week, we are back to the same state. My wife can do without cooking for me for weeks. It really really pains me cos am a foody and I knw hw my mum treats matters of food. she is this person that forms busy, either she is busy with work or some church activities, she always has an excuse. She goes to work only ones a weeks the remaining 4days are remote. To address this issue I now order soups from major restaurant outlets, An example is today easter sunday, I had to tell our maid to prepare rice for myself and the kids, cos my wife was in church, we all went to church but she decided to stay back, knowing fully well no food was prepared.

Sex: [/b]our sex life is very boring, when we got married we always fight about sex, cos anytime I ask for it she always complain she is tired, so what I now do is ask for it only sat morning, brethen this is only day I get sex. If I miss that day, it is still next week. We sleep in different rooms, she sleeps with the children in the master bedroom while I sleep alone in another room. I can tell most time she doesnt enjoy it and never ever askes for it, I always ask and initiate it. She just lays like a log, even kisses is a no no, except she is really on, which rarely happens.
[b]
Finance: I have always earned more than my wife, when we got married, I was earning 3 times what she was earning, but she changed jobs and got promoted severally and we were earning the same amount. she also does alot of side runs where she gets 200-300k monthly as side hustle, there was even a time she was earning more than I did. I dint let it bother me I continue to foot the entire house bills. 95% of the enitre house of comes from me, she only pays the maid , buys cooking gas and my sons diaper. Every other thing in the house is covered by me, house rent, school fees, project, all the bills. I give her 75k as food money monthly. I have continue to question her why I should give her food moeny if I still have to end up going out to eat. I think the only reason she sometime listens to me is cause i still provide the finances for the house. The time she was earning more I could see how she belittle some of my decisions. I just prayed to God, cos I noticed the respect was gone, when I talk to her about her role as a mum and mother to the home, she says she is working, she is busy, I mentioned to her that the money she works is for her, she doesnt share with the house, I have never asked her for it and am not against her working, she however should not neglect her responsibility as a mum. That my role as a father, God helping me is to provide, and this is why I work. I also noticed when I got a new job and my salary increased she kinda off felt jealous she didnt tell me but i noticed it, she began to aggressively look for jobs.


I really dont think we have that initmacy, we are just there, my wife cant come to tell me anything bothering her, she keeps to herself. Funny part is she is a very religious person, my wife will sleep with bible on her hand, wake up with bible pray and serve in various church unit, I however dont think she really understands what she reads. She also has a very bad temper sometimes when I raise certian issues, the ways she talks sometimes I have to hold back a response if not the whole thing will escalate. There are days I will raise certain issue up, the next things she mentions is " let just dissolve this marriage as it is not working" sometimes , I just refer her to her bible cos the utterances that come out of her mouth makes me doubt her understanding of Christianity.


I have never assaulted her, we have nt had any physically fight, what happens is most times when we have issues, I dont speak to her for days, then she come back apologizing. Sometimes when am wrong I also apologies.

Am not saying am perfect, I know there are areas I can do better, like in the buying off gift, I rarely buy her gift, not cause I cant but Cos she earns well and I believe she should buy whatever she needs with her money my wife earns approximately 800k monthy.


I expect my wife will support me but it like she is stressing me. when we go see my parent or our parent, it is all smiles, they dont knw hw stressful their daughter is, she even forms trying to serve me food and all.

Dont get me wrong she has some good side, but this thing is really getting into me. I dont drink, smoke or womanise, divorce is also not on the table for me.

hard luck Mr simp.

Kwashiman:
A single letter from Chimamanda was all it took to take Thiefnubuu to the global cleaners, meanwhile all the rebuttive epistles from brainless charlatans like the yorogba professors and pseudo- intellectual criminals have failed to gain any global traction. PROFESSOR Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie no be una mate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

still our future President

Westerhoffe:
Ain't this too small compared to footballers', knowing they both run same race around the pitch…

Modified: To those quoting me asking which race are they running around the pitch?

Let's be honest, referees run along with the ball.
If they don't then it's not a match they're refereeing.

Normal if they have other businesses or source of income, but still it's still quite low compared to footballers'.

per game ooo

OkuFaba:
In China, cockroaches are considered as a highly proteinous meal,

But the difference in Nigerian and Chinese cockroaches is ours live in soakaway pits, .

Boiling the soup you have boiled its yamayama inside the soup.

Enjoy your protein, you should have left it inside as part if ur meat.

5 stars general of vawulence we hail thee

mysticwarrior:
He can take the girl off the street, but he cannot take the street off the girl.

not true. Some is condition.

a1solution:
Hope it will not be more than N1million Naira so Nigerians can afford it

1m
Ke? If bicycle jam, u go still die.

Ibrahimcoomasie:
I watched it last night and it is a 65% copy of the "Gangs of New York" with a mix of Lagos settings.

The movie had good cinematography.

appreciate ur own.

Mademan7:
As a Christian whose spouse is in far away country or city is it a sin to masturbate while having a video call with your spouse??

ask google

Caramia2020:
Obi 1 of Nigeria.

make una dey fool dis inocent man.

Phoen1X:
How else do you define a mad man ?

werey in Yoruba

Flathead8:
They only hate chest beaters, noise makers and online billionaires

I like, share and comment on your post. They should go and learn from the movie "Gang of Lagos" make gov even ban nairaland.

iykofias:
even iPhone 6 better pass that thing

simple kwasion u dey para

#500 2.5gb is ok for me.

Pepper soup don set

DigiPerson:
While I didn't remove the wallet from anybody's pocket, but the fact that I took it home secretly after picking it on the ground can still qualify it as stealing and I am really really sorry about it. What happened is that at that point, it came as an answer to my prayer. It was too tempting for me to resist, considering my very pitiable economic condition.

Here is the story.

I am an applicant, and a young father with kids too. I lost my last job and now hunting for a new one. However, despite the unemployed status, I don't steal no matter how pitiable my economic condition may be at any particular time, and I believe I will land a good job soon, by the special grace of God.

I was one of the applicants that attended an interview Tuesday this week here in Abuja. Being desperate for a job, I was among the first persons that reached the venue despite my long distance. That was before 7:30am but the interview started around 10am. So I was attended to early enough and done when others were still coming. I stayed behind a little to meet with others. On my way leaving, descending the staircase, I met a wallet on the ground and I rushed for it, put it inside my bag and continued as though nothing happened. Nobody saw me. But before I got to the gate, one mind was telling me to meet the security guards there and hand over the wallet to them to look for the rightful owner and return to the person while another was telling me to keep it, that it was a way of God answering my prayer that day, considering my condition. Imagine leaving house that morning in a very hopeless situation but prayed for a miracle and suddenly I came across a wallet with money inside. It was that tempting to resist keeping the wallet. So I took the wallet out of the place and when I opened it outside the gate, exactly N13400 was in the wallet (eleven 1000 naira notes, four 500 naira notes, one 200 naira note, one 100 naira note and two 50 naira notes). I was happy and like a dream.

I got home without tampering with anything in the wallet. But since I got home that day, it's been 2 days now and my conscience has been so against me, pushing me to return the wallet and I am ready to return it. The conscience is telling me "this is not you, dont do it. Return what does not belong to you". Till now, nobody else knows about this except myself.

Though not 100% sure but I believe the wallet belongs to one of the applicants that came for the interview. I put myself in the shoe of the owner of the wallet, how painful would it be to me especially if that was all I had? What if the money does not even belong to the person?

So if I should return the wallet now, to who? There is a passport in the wallet but no contact details. If I return it to the security, they may keep it for themselves, but I'm very much willing to return it even though the cost of going back to the place may be a challenge, but I'm willing to return it intact.

Or may be someone later looked for his wallet in the place that day. The organization would have such details, that will be very fine. At least the real owner can be identified from there.

What do you think I should do and to who should I return the wallet to?

See pictures of the wallet before.

take it to police station, u go nor howfa

otuomasirichi:
Why killing your fellow woman over an ordinary boyfriend you can get another day.

Women of nowadays are becoming something else

not odinary ooo. men scares die

Efisimilala:
Samsung na scam

bigger scam

iykofias:
Rubbish transion piece of scrap

and it is not ‘one of the first’ foldable phones, such devices have been in the market for years. They shouldn’t sell the cheap crap with lies

make we see d fone wey u dey use?

hoilakes:
Wow, a foldable phone from TECNO, that's a new name entirely for them our regular chinko phone don dey give us fantastic something to check out recently

u never use techo phantom fones, u go know howfa.