Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,194,817 members, 7,956,083 topics. Date: Monday, 23 September 2024 at 01:09 AM

Loyeh02's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Loyeh02's Profile / Loyeh02's Posts

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

Romance / Re: What Drug Can I Take To Bleep Her Well Please Tell Me by loyeh02(m): 10:54pm On Jul 23, 2017
Paracetamol is a very active drug though.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Mention One Reason You Might Consider Going Back To Your Ex by loyeh02(m): 10:37pm On Jul 23, 2017
Mine was afuckaholic... Missed that sometimes but man shall not live by bread alone
Romance / Re: Thanks for reading by loyeh02(m): 10:42pm On Jul 21, 2017
The end of your story just made me lose my appetite. #Tueh cry cry
Romance / Re: My Sexcapades In College by loyeh02(m): 11:04am On Jun 24, 2016
Fabrice07:
Its suspense. I knew he was gonna take more time out after ''chinwe knocked on his door'' cheesy

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Why Olamide Might Remain A Local Artiste For Long !! by loyeh02(m): 11:40pm On Jun 23, 2016
Still trying to come up with the meaning of international recognition and why it is so important to us.

BADDO SNEH...ride on

My best track from Rapsody... Responsibility ft Adol
Religion / Re: Osun CAN Orders Christian Students To Attend Classes In Church Robe by loyeh02(m): 9:46am On Jun 10, 2016
Dawdy:
Let them wear whatever they want to wear, they will soon be tired. HIJAB has come to stay, there is nothing any CAN can do about it. Allah is the one that commanded female Muslims to use HIJAB.

LOL
Romance / Re: My Sexcapades In College by loyeh02(m): 10:56pm On Jun 08, 2016
Evakinqz:
Correct guy, oya we fit roll jejeli nw.....







*takes ma zobo nd popcorn runs back tu da vvvip stand 4 d next update....

grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: My Sexcapades In College by loyeh02(m): 9:17pm On Jun 08, 2016
Go on Bro. ..I am just refreshing my page on per sec basis
Romance / Re: My Sexcapades In College by loyeh02(m): 6:15pm On Jun 08, 2016
Man pikin bn dey come for more like Oliver Twist... Bros, do quick of. I wan hear moreeee
Romance / Re: My Sexcapades In College by loyeh02(m): 2:46pm On Jun 08, 2016
I've been busy reading, close to 2hrs now. Choi! O boi, don't dull. Keep the story coming, reminding me of my own time back in school. .. Bad Baddo Baddest. I dey feel u die. Your head full ground. But the way u dey take misrepresent your xters with Ruth en. I still wan hear the Ruth gist...lol

1 Like

Romance / Re: Man Dies In Ogun During Sex With Concubine by loyeh02(m): 10:02pm On Jun 07, 2016
sirnature:
So he has gone back frm dat particular same place he came frm

Died in active service





He will surely be remembered undecided undecided

Rest In P***y

grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: What Was Jonathan's Achievement In The Niger Delta In 5 Years Of His Presidency? by loyeh02(m): 8:16am On Jun 04, 2016
jamesibor:


This is what you get when contraceptives fail.

Yeah.... you get jamesibor. Lol. Run along dumb skull
Politics / Re: What Was Jonathan's Achievement In The Niger Delta In 5 Years Of His Presidency? by loyeh02(m): 6:22pm On Jun 02, 2016
jamesibor:


You must be a dumb head. Prior to the 2003 elections, all SW states were governed by AD when they adopted OBJ as their presidential candidate.

Empty head alert! So, what changed? Yeye dey smell. F outta here
Politics / Re: What Was Jonathan's Achievement In The Niger Delta In 5 Years Of His Presidency? by loyeh02(m): 5:27pm On Jun 02, 2016
jamesibor:
Why did AD the Yoruba party adopt OBJ as their candidate in the 2003 presidential election?

Did I hear you say AD the Yoruba party? Are u a kindergarten kid? AD Yoruba party. LOL. As at 2003, mention the number of states in SW bn ruled by AD. I wonder what u reason with

1 Like

Education / Re: OAU Students Union Maiden Newspaper:The Union Parrot. by loyeh02(m): 4:41pm On Oct 21, 2015
YoowPeeRochas:
I will nt say *Shame Unto Your School* but I will only advice you go back to your Primary School English teacher for a proper vetting of this trash you put up here. #AwonWerey# Great OAU indeed! #naWash...... But I hail the *TRUE* OAUites (or whatever they are called) I'm out of here mehn!

Not OAUites but Great Ife. Peace angry

1 Like

Romance / Re: We Took An Oath And I Found Out She Is Possessed by loyeh02(m): 9:51am On Oct 05, 2015
Congrats bro
Politics / Re: PDP Accuses Aregbesola Of Diverting N20bn Bailout Fund. by loyeh02(m): 10:57pm On Sep 13, 2015
ChukuAbiama:
Another rubbish by PDP

Whether you like it OR not, APC will rule this country for the next 8 years

It takes time to deal with the mess created by the drunkard Man called Jonathan and his slaves from the land of the rising crime

Nigeria shall be great

If you dont like it

Go and commit suicide, it is Free




Dumb comment
Romance / Re: Help!!my Neighbour’s Wife Wants To Put Me In Trouble by loyeh02(m): 11:20am On Aug 19, 2015
SUGARBEE:
Naija dudes acting like sister mary since 19AD..

Tell me you haven't been eyeing her since?

The unclad pictures of her or idonbilivit

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Career / Re: Osun Lecturer Faints In Bank After Finding N150 As February Salary In Account by loyeh02(m): 10:10am On Aug 08, 2015
eleko1:
sad If this story is true,Una shud look @ the direction of the State commissioner of finance/accountant not Aregbe.It is probably computation error..Aregbe still remain one of the best gov in NG but for dis workers salary crisis.Hope they solve the problem ASAP

U need brain check sir. State commissioner for finance u said...D man has no commissioner since his re-election last year.

If u can say Aregbe is one of the best state governor then I have no word for ur cluelessness
Politics / Re: Once An El-rufai Always An El-rufai. Demolition Man by loyeh02(m): 4:38pm On Aug 06, 2015
jomonic:
Elrufai's mindset is best for leadership role at the pinnacle of governance. I am convinced he will leave Kaduna state far better than at present. His art of governance is imprinted all over the landscape in Abuja. Elrufai shows no mercy when people break the law. Nigeria need this man at Aso Rock.

Gbam!!!
Politics / Re: Flood Threatens Nigerian States As Cameroun Releases Excess Water by loyeh02(m): 4:33pm On Aug 06, 2015
Buhari... we are calling on u as usual angry grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Saraki In Maiduguri: Tentative First Steps For 2019 Presidency - Vanguard by loyeh02(m): 3:52pm On Aug 06, 2015
One girl on this thread is not brainwashed bt ethics and courtesy eluded her


You will be alright

Saraki fire on, u have right to dream...

God will judge d future. angry
Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Fast-track Environmental Clean-up Of Ogoniland - PM News by loyeh02(m): 7:32pm On Aug 05, 2015
Baba is working

Haters are Hating

Wailers are wailing

But, I am watching angry

1 Like

Romance / Re: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by loyeh02(m): 3:53pm On Aug 05, 2015
zeeblamj:

Oh please! Wadda Bleep! What has Jesus got to do with a persons sexuality? Nigerians a re quite Ignorant sometimes! She needs a therapist. Not Jesus

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Career / Re: HELP: I'm Deeply In Love With My Boss!!! by loyeh02(m): 9:07pm On Aug 01, 2015
bravesoul247:
I seriously don't know how it started but all I can say is I love my boss. I started working with this travel agency recently and there is this charming lady I always meet anytime I have issues with a client and we solve it together, so in the process of tackling these problems together I will always tell her she's looking beautiful and all.

One day, a client came with her daughter to book flight, while the woman was with this my boss I was having a light chat with her daughter but I never knew that my boss was watching me, after the whole booking she was like "so I'm toasting that woman's daughter abi, in fact all guys are the same'.

She kept on talking about it and stuffs like I have guts, my voice sounds like a flirt's own( I do it on purpose though). I arrived my office one fateful morning and greeted all my colleagues then a colleague of mine that I seem to be having a crush on told me that my boss told her that me and my colleague are having a crush on each other and that we are always hugging ourselves everywhere, later my boss left her office and came to our office then I purposely started flirting with that my colleague to see my boss' reaction and she repeated that same statement again.

Now I dreamt that I saw my boss in my dream and we kissed, lol. The problem is that she talks too much (make no go cast me for my other ogas front in case I wanna make any move) and she's older than me maybe with 3 or 4 years or 2 self and she's a big and classy lady, she get ride sef while me still de trek. I'm just so confused because I hate it when I love someone and I can't express it or tell it to the person because she's my boss. Please I need you guys to advice me, I don't know what to do.

U no get sense
Education / Re: South African,Egyptian Universities Dominate Africa's Top 30 Universities List by loyeh02(m): 8:08pm On Jul 31, 2015
gunther6:
Na Cultism dem rank angry

Buhahahahahahaha
Education / Re: South African,Egyptian Universities Dominate Africa's Top 30 Universities List by loyeh02(m): 8:07pm On Jul 31, 2015
This list must have been computed by a Uniport graduate grin grin grin

Oh! Must have been GEJ... He graduates from dia Lmaooo


*Dodges stones, weaves slaps*

3 Likes 1 Share

Education / Re: South African,Egyptian Universities Dominate Africa's Top 30 Universities List by loyeh02(m): 8:04pm On Jul 31, 2015
Wetin happen to all our universities

grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Duke Abiola: $9.3b Not $6b Was Stolen By Jonathan’s Minister by loyeh02(m): 7:47pm On Jul 31, 2015
erunz:
PLEASE THEY SHOULD NOT TELL US THRASH AGAIN WE ARE TIRED OF HEARING HOW MUCH WAS STOLEN. THEY SHOULD GO AHEAD AND DO THE NEEDFUL, IF THEY HAVE THEIR FACT AND STOP COMPLAINING. MTEWWWW


God bless you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can You Work As A Cleaner If The Pay Is Good? by loyeh02(m): 6:52pm On Jul 25, 2015
This thread reminds me of when Dangote was recruiting drivers... People with MSc and PhD applied!! It's all about choice anyway.

I didn't apply.

Ceteris Paribas, My dignity over anything. My own blessing no fit pass me by *in Oritse Femi's voice*

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 35
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.