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devilsdouble00:
Most of this cats are too scared to even upload their pix
I beg to differ
Anyway it depends on who's doing the 'sorting'

L0velyn:
LOL . . yea a long while, how you doing?

Smellymouth:
Walahi, you be baba for the gehs..

[color=teal]Boss na your steps i dy follow [/color]

L0velyn:
i'ld rather kiss a punny than to swallow an ugly coçk!

[color=teal]Lol, i never knew there are ugly ones

Been awhile [/color]

Smellymouth:
Hahahha.. Plenty big yanshes..

Smellymouth:
Lsofdk, hailings bruh..

I truly appreciate what you did..
Respekt boss.

[color=teal]Lol, it's nothing bro.
You would have done same.

Wetin you carry come back na [/color]

sexybbstar:
He is known here.so qe made it private ,so as not to attract attention and crumble the relationship.

sexybbstar:
I am sorry,my bf is on nairaland and he follows my comments.He saw our mentions ...you know the rest.

[color=teal]That won't be your response if it was true [/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol...I'm quite surprised at this.

Thank you though..I appreciate. [/color]

[color=teal]it's late though, happy birthday bro, live long and prosper in good health [/color]

Mimzyy:
Sure. How's your end?

Mimzyy:
Borrowed experiences

[color=teal]Definitely

Trust the day is going fine [/color]

askseunoladele:
TEST YOUR PARTNER

I test people before I commit my heart to them. I learnt that from God. He tested Abraham before giving him Isaac. Joseph was tested with his boss' wife before given him power over a nation! Jesus was tested 3 times before he went to the cross. I serve a super smart God who doesn't waste his resources, he won't commit anything valuable in your hands until he has tested you in and out, out and in. Your heart is so precious and valuable, don't just give it to anybody!

[s]I asked my guy all manner of questions before I settled it in my heart to marry him! I had tested him with personal secrets, money, information, friends, siblings, family and what have you. I showed him my very worst side expecting him to run away, he stayed put! As a single lady living in my own apartment, I suggested he sleep over because it was late (that was around 11pm), he bluntly refused! When I visited him in his 2 bedroom flat, he would never suggest I sleep over though it was so lonely living in that kind of apartment. I suggested helping him do chores, he told me I wasn't slave and he did his things by himself.

We had every opportunity to have sex anyhow, anywhere and as much as we desired in courtship but he NEVER asked once! He never once naked himself in coutship neither did he ask me to do same. His passionate hatred for pre-marital sex was so strong -no amount of temptation could break it! We courted for 5 solid years! I trust my husband with all my breathe! He has passed his tests in courtship!
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Mimzyy:
Keep testing your partner, don't stop. Test him with you best friend. You know it isn't blood that is flowing through his veins. Make her wear very seductive clothes and sit on his lap. You will get an invite to be the chief bridesmaid at their wedding soon. Do not cry foul when it happens, you ordained yourself a matchmaker!

[color=teal]Lol, I'm trying to work my head around what motivated this piece [/color]

SmellingAnus:
Smelling anus with smelling poo .. anyway, just feeling naughty tonight...

The guy felt embarrassed but I don't think it was enough reason for him to back off if he really had genuine intentions towards you... It was simply the call of nature...

Jacksparr0w127:
hehehe dude is really funny. He's fast filling mrcork's vacant seat lol

[color=teal]lol i miss that guy(no homo), dude got a way of cracking people up[/color]

jakandeola:
small boy go to bed

Jacksparr0w127:
Thanks But I be Mushin first born

Brov, tell the dude o. He's got no idea what he's into

Btw, Wetin do you and Jakandeola? Una dey always play cat and rat hahaha

[color=teal]I trust he has taken caution

Lol, i no know bro… him no gree me drink water drop cup [/color]

jakandeola:
ewue

[color=teal]Iti [/color]

Amarabae:
Thanks Op.

Jacksparr0w127:
Her husband is a military man. I'll advise you go learn frog jump

FoolishPig:
Am not sad or bitter. I am irritated by your fake lifestyle and so is everyone else! Why has nobody sprung out to support you? That is because we all see you for what you really are, a lonely soul without direction in life! If people who release one track every week will call themselves artistes, I wonder what you will call yourself since your last track was realeased almost four years ago. Yet you won't let us rest because you manage to sing one classless song. I will not advice you because I see you for what you are, you are not a musician so I won't waste my time giving you advice.

3 years is approx. 1,300 days yet you have only ONE miserable track to boast of. Shame on you!

fayded:
gat burnt real badly in ma last relationship.. u should read ma previous threads..
also..she is possessive,jealous,nd she loves strongly..very deep intense shii..,she is beautiful quite alright sha..
and also dating her can lead to marriage..we re medical students and I know our relationship would definitely go d long haul..so..me I dnt want to marry biko

fayded:
lolz..guy,I swear.
she looks like dt,if u see how she gets possessive of me when am talking with other girls..that's what I've been trying to pass across.
how do I have a no-strings-attached sex with her.
I know some of you will ask"is she d only girl?"..
no she isn't..but in ma course,u hardly have time for girls,and d lil time u eventually get,should be productive,not to be chasing girls up and down.
I connect with her so she is d closest I have now

BUTCHCASSIDY:

professorfal:
Even if he's right na to carry #5000 go meet one powerful celestial pastor for protection.

[color=teal]Lol, abi [/color]

[color=teal]Now that's funny… Will you quit masturbating on my mention and take your swollen pvssy lips elsewhere where free fvcks are given [/color]

NgoziOkoli:
Try me again and watch me make u cry.


Too many _imbeciles here

NgoziOkoli:
get a life.

NgoziOkoli:
If you let me deal with you here. You will regret your life.

mazizitonene:
I think NL should include age limits to people who can comment on certain threads.....not when one opens a thread with a future...some kids....teenagers.....and very young people come in and display their naivety/stupidity with so much confidence......

[color=teal]This cracked me up [/color]