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jake2much:
wats ur problem if u reply again u wont like wat will happen.

jake2much:
u will neva have sence. Its high time i ignore u small boy

jake2much:
u barstard in ur life life dont ever post on my quote again. god purnish u

jake2much:
u barstard in ur life life dont ever post on my quote again.[/b]god purnish u

jake2much:
see barstard is talking

DissTroy:
[b] Aha! I knew I could always lure you out of the shadows when I want you to dance to the tune of death and fight the voices in your head.

Your moniker's
HATTCHETT with four 't's but I deliberately spelt it as 'HATCHETT' with three 't's'.

It's a bait I knew you'd take it hook, line and sinker! I knew in your crazed haze to spring up a defense, you'd never take note of the differences in spellings.

Pray tell, since the spellings are different, how then did you get the mention?

Again, your HATTCHETT (not the one mentioned) moniker has been inactive for a while but it's suddenly active and on this thread?

This is my amphitheater, hermit! I control your fate and when the orchestra is in play, the only thing about you that'd be moving are tears flowing down your eyes as I bring hell to your abode! It's a dance of e-death and you'd be going under.


Now you understand why I'm always a thousand steps ahead of you. I know your future 'cause I direct your actions. You are my puppet and right here, before the viewing public, I'd be 'telling' your tale of sordid affairs, hopeless despair and the forlorn look of a breathing stiff!


Worthless masquerade! Here you'd learn what your father never taught you - bowing down to superior knowledge.

May a thousand blowflies feed on your shriveled phallus! [/b]

Hattchett:
What's with all the accusations sonofmark? I've told you severally that I'm not the owner of any of the aforestated monikers up there. Please quit associating me with all these controversies to further your cheap quest to be noticed as a detective.

Why you would think me to be capable of such deeds is really pathetic.

I have nothing in common with any of those you accused me off. I don't flirt cheapishly offlife, how much more on nairaland that's infested with fake guys masking as females.
Check my comments, I mostly comment in romance section, save for politics section and I've got just two posts there.

The rest of your claims are utterly ridiculous nonsense. No proof. No evidence.
I don't need validation from you who lives for online attention every second of your miserable life.

Failed NL detective. Bored bloke.

[color=teal]lol, when were you last seen?

prior to this, when did you comment last?

today you were summoned… today you arose [/color]

OBTSubtle:


Did you see what you wrote? Who won't be afraid??

[color=teal]mehn as i see am… i jejely comot as i take enter [/color]

Jamean:
Lol!
What shall we not read on nairaland.
So, the primary purpose of a lady you claim to be in a love relationship with visiting you is to cook for you, wash your clothes and tidy your apartment you scattered yourself. I thought those meetings was basically to spend quality time with your partner but obviously you expect her to be a domestic servant. People just choose the wrong relationship battle these days.
What happened to you doing your cleaning yourself? You're not married to her so she's under no obligation, it should be at her discretion. Btw, not doing those things doesn't mean she can't do them, my sister before she got married didn't use to lift a finger in the house because she had us younger ones, but now her house is impeccable, there's always food. Even myself now, I don't lift a finger at home, I'm even served food. I've done all the growing up chores at some point and cooking that I don't need to prove myself to anyone now.
You see, a lot of ladies are now aware these days that CCW doesn't in anyway guarantee the ring, it may just be an invitation to a treat for the man so why bother. Although, she can just do some arrangements touches cause for me I won't sit in a mad house.
If she's your wife and fails to do those things then you have a case, otherwise discharged and acquainted. OP stop complaining (it is you, not a friend) clean your house and prepare food so you both can have a wonderful date.

jake2much:
I got angry wen I saw a topic here. why girls are so proud, u think is only to open leg that make ur relationship last. if u want to keep ur man u must do a lot for him. wats weong in washing ur boyfriend clothe?wata weong in cooking for him. most men hate lazy women, and any girl dat can't ddo common house work is lazy. all girl have pucce but only the mature ones that do enuf and understanding wat it takes to keep a man. its more romantic when u wash for ur boyfriend,it bring u closer it keeps happy. am sad, most girls will end up single cos of prideness.
fran kraj wat do u think?

[color=teal]prideness

i think you should forget about relationships and return to elementary school[/color]

STFUareyouG0d:
gbenusoun! Woli eke elenu jati jati
Back to sender

onyekachee:
more

jake2much:
mumu

[color=teal]dimwit did i hit you with the truth.

As if having retarding sensory organs and IQ ain't enough you decided to top it up with tribalism

dunce! [/color]

lezznjr:
Yeah, Stan, it looks hilarious but won't the OP seem a tad buffoonish asking telling a married mad how to lay his wife?

lezznjr:
The wife and the OP are having an affair

Imagine OP confronting the husband....what's he going to say? "I don't like the way you fück your wife"?

[color=teal]lol [/color]

Creamish:
She confided in you to console her..not to increase the little cracks forming on her marital wall. Do well to stay away from anything concerning her marriage if you cannot hold the urge to react. Advise her instead on the best way to communicate with the man in order to resolve it peacefully.

[color=teal]exactly my thought[/color]

Julian08:
You miserable twaat. Just feck off and don't come back here again.

Laveda:
_fuck No! Lies everywhere.

Laveda:

You believe him?

[color=teal]why should i
no straight thinking niqqa would try that [/color]

Synzu:
Even Orunmila won't stop me from tearing that pusssy up!

Who virgin epp? Inshort, ayam loosing my virginity today!

Iyalaya virginity! Ah don vex!


Warriz it seff?







Any God-fearing lady wanna pop my cherry?

[color=teal] i trust you

@bolded i recommend trapqueen77 for the job… she been looking for virgin guys and i believe she's an expert in handling them [/color]

samzzycash:
so there is a gay on this thread abeg gerrarhee.

Synzu:
West African virgins co-ordinator, I greet you sir!

[color=teal]

baba you see the lie wey op just blow, even you as chairman will defy the virgins vow if placed in such position[/color]

samzzycash:
wetin make you dey doubt me..

Synzu:
We been coping..


Praise Jebus

samzzycash:
abeg no say that o I remember the day me and one girl dey house in a rented apartment her parents no dey house and mine no dey house,as a phone freak wey I be i no get time dey watch film.na so this girl came with a disk and said she one watch.. Na so i insert am for DVD, and behold na blue film i saw..i no kuku mind as i dey busy with my phone and she sat beside me placing her hand on my shoulder..few minutes later she started sounding like a demon possessed pikin, and started moving her bres in a circular motion.. Na then I realize say devil won use this girl, before I know she don put hands on my lap reaching for my prick without thinking twice i tear am hot slap that left her nose releasing akanmu, I told next time she try that i will report to her parents, she just rushed out and never return..Till we left that house anytime she see me she go dey hiss..I never regret my action till today. PROUD VIRGIN..

falconey:
she is/was one of his, she dissed me a lot during the contest, you know I can't reciprocate. yesterday was perfect for a rematch, too bad she didn't last long despite not throwing my best punches at a go to prolong her misery.

yesterday she started it, I did let go all what happened during the contest, i know attacking me was one of their strategy to bring down an opponent, I'm honoured I was a threat but bringing all the trash back to my face that's signing a death warrant, I mentioned him to see what one of his bitch was doing. indirectly he was involved.

[color=teal]no qualms baba

no one can deny you the right to e-pummel her
[/color]

falconey:
senior man Wetin I do?

[color=teal]i bn stumble into that thread wey you and hadz dy diss, my concern no be her sef and i no care abt am after all na she carry her wahala come so anyhow wey you take fire am fit am . but na how you carry your fellow guy(viz) enta the diss, though i no know whether una two don get showdown before, but e don pass sha.

how your side baba[/color]

falconey:
alaga tuale baba one... how are you holding up?

[color=teal]you dy fvck up oh [/color]