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finalboss:
please this is real we met 2010 online on Eskimi ,she's from akwa ibom , i so much liked this gurl ,i could do anything for her, today she called me ,the way she sound was smhw ,she later reveal she wanna tell me some thing,that she already inbox me i should check...i dunno what to do hv been planning to meet her but she is veru far frm me.. i just ruined everything with my hot temper... i hv plans for her..i cn commit suicide cause of her pls advice me

suzan404:
Our God is a mighty God. He is the God of each year God over weeks and God over year This May, He will make everything work for you .He will surprise you and give you the best of Happiness .Happy New Month and Happy independence day …

Stfuarey ouG0d
Smebllymouth/AL AGA1/Smelli ngmouth
Kin glekan
Ls ofdk
Smellin ganus
J IX/O lihilistic/JixNa tion
Iykeke lvins
Obiorathe subtle
Han dsam
Confis tified
Be rlyn
Oyind 17/Hone ygirl
Doll yjoy
Viz kiz
Adero la15 bestie of life
Iamn awty and Iamh atey.....
Girl 360
Maky debbie
Mhiz bliss......I got the mention...thanks
BIGk oboko
La veda
Qhut etomsel
Che rlene
J uhan
Peac hyP
Jub realguy
Ki ngrex1
Mcbr ooklyn: My nairaland Horseband
4rmth ewest
Xo ella
Sl yisaac
M ilonis
Sex fabregas........

[color=teal]thanks boo happy new month to you too[/color]

handsam:
┏┓┏┓
┃┗┛ appy☆
┃┏┓┃ New☆
┗┛┗┛　Month☆
. ┏┓┏┓
. ┃┗┛ appy☆
. ┃┏┓┃ Independence☆
. ┗┛┗┛

To

Kingchee zypuff
Ber lynn
Ls ofdk
Cher lene
Con fistified
Iv vy ⌒.⌒
S uzan >o<
Wildf lame
Con fistied
Kenn eth205
Dol lyjoy Θ_Θ
Viz kiz (when will thou return)
Pea chyp(~.^)
M ilonis
Ia mdino
Sl yisaac
Obior athesubtle
Tosyne 2much
S inaj
Wi nnelyn
Smell ymouth
An gelahnie ^_*

[color=teal]thanks baba wish you a happy new month too [/color]

IamLEGEND1:
[b] Dearly beloved,

As we gather here today to celebrate the birth of a new month, may all your sorrows be cut short and your joy blossom like sunflowers at sunrise.

Smellymouth ,this is the month mourinho stops fuckin up....... receive it!

RobinHez , I see you creeping bruh

Prettythicksme , my niggress! the dude with that Rolls royce go locate you IJN.

StfuareyouG0d & iykekelvins ,this is the month you finally finally find a finger & put a ring on it and turn your back on bachelorhood so the remaining babes fit look our side.... we too need small love and we're not getting any with you two still in the picture.

AngelAhnie , that threesome_ we've been planning will come to fruition. Do I hear an amen!!!!??

Kingcheezpuff ,this month obontami finally digs it.

[size=18]lsofdk ,egbon. The Lamborghini is coming.[/size]

Misspicy ...... *gets down on one knee*
will you take me, Legend to be your lawfully wedded oozband?
to have and to hold,
from this day forward,
for better, for worse,
for richer, for poorer,
in sickness and in health,
to love and to cherish,
till death do us part ?[/b]

kayc0:
OGA Ilegend, abeg snub dha afonga, na bad belle dy worry am

iLegend:
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iLegend:
I'm only having a discussion, but bad bellé is allowed sha. We hate when someone is about to rise let alone rise above us.

I no gree na in dey tear shirt. You've been heard my brethren. Mouthpiece of the people I hear you. Your job na to come put sand for my garri abi. God will judge you.

Those people you mentioned hit front page at least twice a week.

Because I say the truth, out of 140+ threads I have on NL only two made front page and those two are not things that'll benefit me. They were things that benefited others. When you're being marginalized you need to pull out like Biafra (or try to) or act like everyone else.

If I want to make front page I'll also use google and hijack other people's Top 10 posts online and I'll make front page, but I have decided to be original. Out of all my 140+ posts I have NEVER copied anything from a site. If you doubt, then copy some parts of my posts and post it on google and see how you'll be redirected to Nairaland.

If only you know the amount of people who message me to say thank you for my posts. They tell me how it changed their lives. If you read all these success stories you feel pity for me for not being recognized by making front page. But, as a calm guy, I'll keep calm. Make una enjoy. Where ever I go I either stand out for something good or bad or I back off.

Keep safe!

iLegend:
HEY HEY HEY. The mods are not smiling. Berl ynn what did you give to your boyfriend or husband? He has removed another of my thread again (for the third time).

If I use brute force I'll turn NL into my náked dancing forum.

My apologies if I have violated any rules. Rules are meant to be obeyed. God bless.

optional1:
seeing a counsellor on advise on how to go abt this if it happens again.....




Dont care what pple say, cos pple must think negative or positive abt me...

optional1:
Thank you sir appreciate a lot.....

Will be meeting with a Counsellor tomorrow.

[color=teal]lol you keep shooting yourself in the feet.

In defense that you're not bisexual all you've done from the creation of this thread is lead people to think you're bisexual, i don't blame those nlanders that have come to that conclusion.

what are you seeing a counsellor for? [/color]

jake2much:
is a lie. most ibo dont know how to cook ive date one before. though were no longer together. her stew is good but rubbish vegeteble soup

ItsQuinn:
you are definitely right! So why will she go for what she's not into fully. In life you are meant to pursue what makes you happy and from the looks of it, she wants her career more than marriage

ItsQuinn:
In my opinion, career is a top priority more than anything else .....I will advice her to focus on her career first before thinking of marriage because [s]career is guaranteed while marriage is never guaranteed[/s]....unless her boyfriend is willing to be patient enough and wait for her until she finally settles in her career. Imagine if her boyfriend leave her for another lady after she's sacrificed her career ....is that not fvcked up?!

Talk2Bella:
what if she accepts the proposal and he wants to wed ASAP?

[color=teal]i see no problem in that.

have you given consideration to the fact that as time goes by her job may become more demanding, supposing the man understands and allows her some time to settle i, does she keep giving him more excuses as to why they should keep raising a family on hold because of her job [/color]

Modscaller:
should i ask him to close your account cos nigerians una like prove

[color=teal]please do
or rather a ban will suffice

whichever he chooses[/color]

IamLEGEND1:
since Nobody is asking the most question here I'll go ahead and do it:
how good is your head game?

[color=teal] [/color]

Maxi112:
Make i cast my follow nigga


When you won fear God for your life


We don knack that one she done apologize sharply, hope you aint falling for that apology?

[color=teal]lol


I'm not quick to judge, but i do like the fact she debunked being bisexual (although we can't say for sure) and also admitted her fault in misleading romancelanders to believe she was lez through her actions.[/color]

Maxi112:
some of our guys have know sham, you see them dashing out likes to a graphic picture like their life depends on it some of them will send

Underlined, bro leave me alone, am not understanding

[color=teal]the day i saw the accumulated likes from that dot post by a lady was the day i gave up on such guys.

lol you no wan cast am abi[/color]

Maxi112:
am free, no more fighting oh

Ban don loyal me, handles like that, hug dick are behind most of them

They hide behind that handle to asslick any female handle that caught their fancy

We have many of them here! I busted one of them few days ago

[color=teal]lol

even the moniker is whorish to lure sex starved guys to send pm.

who was it? @bolded[/color]

Maxi112:
now you confuse me the more, not a girl buddy

A dick is masquerading himself behind that handle

[color=teal]lol you're right.

i see you're finally free

morning bro[/color]

IamLEGEND1:
and just like that, we've lost another vagìna. poof! just gone with the wind.
Eulogy:
Farewell, optional1's püssy.
I didn't get to interact with you intimately but the pangs of ur loss will linger.
As you begin your voyage into the realm of scissoring, grinding, dildoing and fingering....my wish is that you find bountiful orgàsms.
May all the tongues that will take a stab at you be smooth as a newborn's palms.

I will like to conclude this heartfelt message with a little jam I penned. feel free to join in if you're feeling the groove.

Yeah,Legend going in on the beat...you know how it is...

▶She said she wanted just 3mins #PussyPop

▶before you knew,she was at the other end screaming #PussyPop

▶My and my goons will mourn your you,yes we will #PussyPop

▶we will remember: the one that got away #PussyPop

if you wan support my career in gospel music,feel free to make donations by asking for my Akant numba.
when I blow I will not forget you.

[color=teal]baba you wan tear my belle with laff this morning [/color]

HornyTiwa:
Lesbians really have no taste

A lesbian is crushing on your malnourished frame?
With your bony ass,flat breast,average face and 2kg body frame? what was the attraction?

No offence,I was just wondering what lesbians derive from the act.

Ps: your conversation sounded like you enjoyed it,why indulge her,how did you feel hearing a girl like you masturbate?

Your chances of been a lesbian yourself is 85% you just haven't accepted the reality,

[color=teal]hypocrisy at it's peak

ain't you the girl drooling over another female nairalander, you had to create a thread on your admiration for her

the bolded also applies to you [/color]

Strahovski1:
Why doesn't nigeria ladies like me?

All the lady on this forum always insult me. They don't like me. I am rich

Send me pms