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DanceVille:
2.Chatting With Their Crush On Social Media, But Won't Talk To Them In Person :This is another tell-tale sign.A lot of shy guys, just don't feel comfortable talking face-to-face.It's much easier for them to talk through Social media chats apps or mobile texting..

6.Stammering While Talking To Their Crush :If his crush start a casual conversation.. see how he reacts to her.He stammers back a reply, while looking around the room buh not at his crush, then you know he has an intense crush going..

7.Very Sensitive To A Lady's Touch :If a lady happens to touch him playfully, or just casually, he might respond as if he got an electric shock.You will see his face go all pink, he might suddenly move away or just overly self-conscious.It just shows your touch means a lot to him.

[color=teal]this doesn't apply to shy guys alone oh [/color]

[color=teal]lemme add mine
offering to help her out: back then i do help my crushes with their drawings as they weren't good at drawing. i remember almost killing myself where i dy draw map of Nigeria for cardboard paper for one of them whereas i never do my my own [/color]

tosyne2much:
Abi oooooo... Na so so yeye threads full nairaland these days


Bro, I blame the incompetent mods for moving a rubbish topic like this to the FP

Jadekitana:
Any guy who demands for naked pictures is a pervert. Naked pics to do what? W@nk? Gross!!

[color=teal]true… but what about ladies who send unclad pics [/color]

Estharfabian:

[color=teal] cat got ya tongue[/color]

Estharfabian:
LoL!



No! that's so not my preference.!

[color=teal]hmmmn so which one is [/color]

Cutehector:
Mchew goes back to literature section

[color=teal]follows him [/color]

Estharfabian:
No one wants to say the truth...

On behalf of all the guys on Nairaland.




"THEY CAN'T".
if they eventually do? they'll probably Cheat on her ass with someone they could Actually do doggy style with..

[color=teal]hehehehe
you just use style tell us your preference [/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
....I'm very good.

[color=#225484]ok catch ya later…bye [/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
no

[color=#225484] don't let me frown at ya btw how are you doing[/color]

Monalisa185:
[b]To that special someone, Ola!

looking for your face from the beginning of my time in this land (Nairaland)..
I have been looking for your face, but today I have seen it..
Today I have seen the charm, the cuteness and the unfathomable grace of the face I was looking for.
Ola, today I have found you..

I am bewildered by the magnificence of your handsomeness...
your charming EYES...
LIPS that I can eat for days without asking for any other food...
most importantly, the very first thing that got me attracted to you, your DREADS!
I can walk miles just to feel your DREADS resting on my chest..
And I wish to see you with a hundred eyes..

My heart has burned with passion and has searched forever for this wondrous soul that I now behold...
I am ashamed to call this love
and afraid of God to call it divine

Ola, I want to become your sunshine and also your shadow...
My soul is screaming in ecstasy..
every fibre of my being is in love with you..
Your effulgence has lit a fire in my heart..

My arrow of love has arrived at the target..
Baby, if only you can catch this arrow with your bare hands and make my lips sing Banky W's "YOU DEY DO ME STRONG THING"..
ìrèkéiyó òyìnbó, Just let me be that one person that can scatter your bololo dada every step of the way..



CC: Naijaboiy[/b]

KingCheezyPuff:
I could only woo 1
An I thought it would be fun to build wooing lines around potbelly.

[color=#225484]you owe me now…you know[/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
I've done enough wooin'

[color=#225484] enough?… and where was i[/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
Hi .....stop frownin

[color=#225484]why? are you gonna woo me[/color]

Cutehector:
smellymouth make una leave me alone na . Shebi una don pursue me comot from romance section. Dem say I don chop all them babes finish.. make I run enta family and literature. Matured babes full there.

[color=#225484]hehehehe na to join you for there na[/color]

Adaure4ever:
Is STFUareyouGod based in London?someone should answer

[color=#225484]so that thread about you asking jamb questions is true eh [/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
Dang Then I betta cut in now then hehe

.What's that sound......it's beckoning me.
I hear words.... come hereth to me.
I'm feelin' a pull....it's your allure

With belly so round you're enticing me.
I'm acting outta the norm
I'm fighting my emotions but the won't conform.

I have visions of you an I.
You on my couch.
Me in the kitchen with sandwichs .Pastrami on Rye?
Lettuce an cheese with coleslaw on the side?
You can have whatever you liiiike.
If you'll run me pot.belly.



Cc Naija.boiy you need ta have Smelly.mouth do security,so he can handle some of these unscheduled interruptions

Ada9103:
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheh.....na akuracy

[color=#225484]no be this type akuracy dey do … if i see him work i go know[/color]

akuracy:
Lmao ... So this is how you treat a husband abi ? I should have known that I married a notorious wife. I must punish you for this, so come inside, lie down flat, close your eyes and spread your ...........