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Monalisa185:
hehehehe, mba o, anam amuamu

[color=#225484]ok odikwa mma, jisi ike, imutacha ikuzie m[/color]

Monalisa185:
hola buenos dias howdy?

olajorn:
nice one brother
She is yours already

Monalisa185:
nice one, buddy

[color=#225484]thanks, so you dy watch
network just dy treat me bad [/color]

Jadekitana:
Sweetheart, you really don't need to waste your energy on trivial issues! The young man started insulting me for no reason, a typical example of what losers do to gain attention. On a less busy day I decided to even see what the loser is made of! I discovered he's not even a jobless boxers seller, he's a low life as well. I schooled in benin, I know how people who were brought up in the slums of the city behave, this one lives in Aduwawa! Pls google Aduwawa in benin! It's where cattle rearers live,infact it's not supposed to be part of Benin, it's a neighbouring village near benin. Oh he hasn't insulted you with poverty? An incurable disease he suffers from. His mother is probably the bread winner in his family,this guy reeks poverty! A benin bush boy. I'm not surprised he's a cultist,poverty can make u seek redemption the wrong way, unfortunately my friends who are his lords are big boys in oil firms, while he's busy wearing red shoe,red shirt and white jeans(the popular dress code for ret@rds) in benin. His miserable life makes him shuts the gates of nairaland and opens it! How can a normal humanbeing have 6 accounts,isnt that the height of joblessnes and lonliness? Yet he insults people who their one month salary can change his destiny forever. Last time I checked big boys don't brag,by their mentions you would know them! If you doubt me ask caringguy,thats a classy dude! Not these wheel-barrow pushers seeking recognition by all means. I'm aware he was banned, I did that. And i'm so happy the mods took action immediately I reported the cretin. Last time I checked my nails and fingers are too precious to reply an E-bulldog,i don't wanna ruin my nail polish,that cost a fortune! So my dear the best way to deal with a low-life seeking recognition is to click on the report button, it works for me big time

[color=#225484]why all these long speeches here's a simple solution[/color]

AfricanApple:
unless I forget. plus you are the only, you are practically the winner

[color=#225484] you won't, i know I'm running unopposed, but would like to know what you feel about the lines…see you tonight[/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lsofdk how far? Are you still going with it?[/color]

[color=#225484]yeah. I'm not changing lanes , she's aware but her presence tonight is not certain. [/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
Why would I

[color=#225484]fun [/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
Woah this thread moved quick.

halfricanadian:
i said most guys u do face like strong shiit

If i say every guy nko?
U go turn to tsunami abi

[color=#225484]na me you bend face for[/color]

halfricanadian:
girls mostly dont want their ex back

Which officially means [b,]most[/b] guys are wicked

Or does girls were wrong choices

either ways

[color=#225484] [/color]

AfricanApple:
hmmmmmmmmmmn

[color=#225484]hi, i don't know if you're aware but you're being wooed tomorrow night*friday* so would like to know if you'd be present [/color]

Monalisa185:
NO







NO








NO










this is absolutely
















BEAUTIFUL
















BREATH-TAKING










(I know sey you for don cuss me finish at the sight of "NO, NO, NO....lol, I love the SUSPENSE mehnnn!!!!)
















here's a lil something for you-------->

for all the effort you channeled into this..

for not backing out even in the face of a lotta discouragements..

for going all the way out to put a smile on my face through your beautiful lines..

and above all, for writing the very best lines,

it's a

















YES!!!!!!!!!

[color=#225484]nice lines from your wooer
lsof.dk is viewing your head your head don swell finish now abi [/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Baba try send her mail o. Make she dey available in that day.

All these wooees wey no dey gree turn up sef. [/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]
Let's hear what she has to say.[/color]

[color=#225484]how you go take do this part for my turn, my wooee no dy active like that oh[/color]

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, you saw well

[color=#225484]you dy see all these lines wey dem dy drop here, find helmet wear oh[/color]

Monalisa185:
lol, i missed a whole lot last night...wouldn't want history to repeat itself..

[color=#225484]i also see you're one of wooees [/color]

firstking01:
you na

[color=#225484]you dy heartless oh, you go just kill the girl beneath[/color]

Estharfabian:
PerveRT!

[color=#225484] and here i was thinking she would say *that's a good feeling, all you had to do was ask*[/color]

Estharfabian:

[color=#225484]that tongue tho next time you stick it out at me you'd be surprised where you'll find it[/color]

Smellymouth:
wetin be norseman??
Pls tell me more

[color=#225484]smellymouth et tu…chai[/color]

firstking01:
no, not et-al....esp, when you be in the middle of them both...for instance, you lie ontop of one, and the other lie ontop of you, and you are now in the middle them, chai, the imagination alone is killing me

[color=#225484]and who's bearing all this weight[/color]

Estharfabian:
Popes are Usually Closet gays Or Asexuals.

[color=#225484] and you know this. speak only of things you know [/color]

LuveU2:
In other words you get turned on when you see two girls making out? eeeewww

Weird

ireneony:
@ dp, you have finally grown to be a man ...


Kai see those beards
Keep deceiving nairaland ladies .

Well I have to say this you don finally ripe..#fineBoy

[color=#225484]ripe as in how mango?… [/color]