Politics › Re: Nigerian Senators Earn Peanuts – Senator Tejuoso by lucidlex: 10:22pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
An Idiot has spoken |
Crime › Re: Police Deny Inserting Broomsticks Into Evans joystick by lucidlex: 6:07pm On Jun 14, 2017 |
I think i believe the Police's version....except d last paragraph |
Celebrities › Re: Seun Egbegbe Charged With 36 Counts Of Advanced Fee Fraud (Photos) by lucidlex: 6:57pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
The hand of his "palaba" has "se'gi" |
Politics › Re: Edo Elections: Ize-Iyamu’s Witness Fumbles During Trial, Says 'I'm Petitioner' by lucidlex: 8:12pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
Keeper fumbled (reminds me of wen we used 2 play SEGA). Btw, this shows d incompetence of Iyamu's lawyers. They should hv tutored such a volatile witness on d proper way to lie under oath; afterall na lie both parties wan cm tell |
Politics › Re: My Predecessors Left With 22 Police Vehicles –arase by lucidlex: 8:23am On Dec 27, 2016 |
By this, Mr. Solo just admitted "embezzling" 24 top notch vehicles. It's not our business that you were a chicken who could not demand that your predecessor goes the right way. When the top Police officer thinks this way, what would a rickety, frustrated n trigger-happy low level officers do? |
Romance › Re: Lady Congratulates Baby Daddy On His Introduction, Reminds Him Of Law Of Karma by lucidlex: 5:52pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
jmoore: Which karma? When God said don't fornicate, you disobeyed him and went ahead and spread your legs for your bf. God has not punished you and you are calling karma on the head of your baby daddy. Which life did he destroy? Is being a baby mama an example of 'destroyed life'? Genevieve Nnaji is a baby mama and she is not whining. You are an adult and should be responsible for your actions. Automatic marriage is not a must when a man impregnates you. Amen |
Business › Re: Stannic IBTC Bank Limits Domiciliary Account Spending To $10000 Per Month by lucidlex: 7:31am On Dec 02, 2016 |
virginboy1: WHY AM HAPPY THAT MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS THE PRESIDENT*!!!
*...ODIDERE A....*
*Today, I want to take time and thank GOD for making Buhari the president of this country*.
*At first, I did not understand why GOD allowed it to happen. But now I know and I HAVE SEEN reasons why we should accept his Presidency*.
*Had it been Buhari did not become President*:
*1. We will think that by now fuel will be #45 per litre*.
*2. We will think that by now #1 will be equal to $1*.
*3. We will think that by now three million jobs would have been created*.
*4. We will think that by now unemployed youths would have been receiving #5,000.00 stipends*.
*5. We will think that by now pupils would have been getting at least a meal(including fruits) in school*.
*6. We will think that by now Buhari would have made his assets and liabilities public*.
*7. We will think that by now maternal and children healthcare services would be free*.
*8. We will think that by now Boko Haram will be a thing of the past*.
*9. We will think that by now all corrupt leaders will be in jail*.
*10. We will think that by now Electricity will be 24/7*
*11. We think that by now Nigeria will be the Greatest and strongest Economy in the world*.
*12. We will think by now a bag of rice will be N5000 with a boom in Agriculture*.
*13. We will think by now Nigeria would have recovered all looted funds*.
*14. We will think by now Nnamdi Kanu would have declared Independent State of Biafra*.
*15. We will think that by now Nigeria would have gotten 3 standard working Refinery*.
*16. We will think that by now Nigeria would have stopped importation of fuel*.
*17. We will think by now office of the First Lady will no longer exist*.
*18. We will think by now National Assembly salary would have been cut down to 50%*.
*19. We will think that by now 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state) would have been created*.
*20. We will think that by now there would be permanent peace in the Niger Delta*.
*21. We will think that by now Chibok girls would have been rescued*.
*22. We will think that by now the government would have started creating additional middle-class of at least two million new home owners in the first year in government and one million annually thereafter*.
*23. By now everybody will be blaming Goodluck Jonathan and calling him clueless*.
*The list is almost endless..."*
*This is Nigeria of 2016*
*The Minister of Agriculture studied French*
*The Minister of Education studied Accounting*
*The Minister of Solid Minerals studied International relations*
*The Minister of Power studied Law*
*The Minister of Communications studied Law*
*The Minister of Transport studied English*.
*Minister of Labour and Employment studied Surgery*
*Minister of Budget and national planning studied law*
*Minister of Foreign Affairs studied Medicine*
*Minister of Petroleum studied Law*
*IGP studied Agriculture*
*I didn't say anything ooo but I hope u know why our economy is on recess*.
*THANKS* Point of Order: d Minister of Petroleum is not a Lawyer. Only the 'Minister of State' for petroleum is. D Hon. Minister of Petroleum is yet to produce his SSCE certificate #lipssealed |
Phones › Re: Proposed Data Plans Increase: Hilarious Angry Responses On Ncc's Social Media by lucidlex: 7:55pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
@ncc Vagabonds In Power |
Phones › Re: NCC Suspends Data Price Increase by lucidlex: 4:13pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Now, this is hard 2 believe. If as it is right now Etisalat goes for 0.94/KB yl others are lesser and NCC proposes 0.90/KB flat rate to favour 'SMALLER OPERATORS', it therefore shows that even one of d big operators goes about its own biz at a higher price yet has millions of subscribers. In other words, we don't need ur messed up regulation or flat rate for any Teleco to attract subscribers. Btw, hw is it ur business to attract subscribers? You want competition, you've got it. Kuku say some of y'all up dere including d new board members cleared by d Senate have vested interests in these 'small operators'. And I remember NCC denied issuing the directive for increment. Conclusively, you don't like us and we know so do not, I repeat, DO NOT pretend dt u took d decision to hike it in our collective interest |
Phones › Re: NCC Suspends Data Price Increase by lucidlex: 4:04pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Omoakinsuyi: Useless people. God punish Buhari and that Minister that looks like Zakzakky #rotfl |
Education › Re: Teacher Thrown Into Prison For Flogging Student In Lagos by lucidlex: 7:37pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
From the legal perspective: This case seems to be a criminal charge being prosecuted by either d Police or Ministry of Justice. In either case, if d teacher is guilty, he will serve jail time BUT that's not good enuf. I hope the guardians/parent of d victim will sue the teacher, the principal, the proprietor and the school (yes, d school can be sued differently frm the named persons) in civil capacity and demand damages (compensation) of just 5million in general and 2million in exemplary damages. She doesn't need to be reintegrated into d school. With 7mil, dey will start begging.she may finally settle for 3mil. |
Politics › Re: Precious Chikwendu And Her Son, Aragorn Stun In New Photos by lucidlex: 8:37pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
Be like say OP wan hear word today...btw d nigg* fr name him pikin Dragon |
Jokes Etc › Re: Which Birthday Month Are You .. -no Denial by lucidlex: 10:49am On Nov 24, 2016 |
#juneborn #teamjune |
Politics › Re: FG Moves To Rehabilitate Enugu-Onitsha, Enugu-PH Express Roads by lucidlex: 11:26am On Nov 23, 2016 |
I share you opinion, however, governance has proven to be more complex than meets d eyes. You first hv to raise money, deal wit people who don't want to 2 raise d cash, deal wit pple within ur ranks who want to personalise d money raised. Then u will need 2 fight tooth n nail b4 u can get a reasonable persn to appropriate 2 d necessary quarters n hopefully implement ur desires (whc is always almost impossible). Also there ar sm oda sectors dt need emergency intervention as well eg Health n education. Inspite of all these, we still need to put a check 2 d unwholesome mutual ethnic distrust and sabotage; face off btw arms of government and a host of oda tins. I believe this project (if completed) wud boost d economy of d south east nd south south. A step in d right direction |
NYSC › Re: Hilarious Excuse A Corper Gave For Redeployment by lucidlex: 7:01pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Guys calm down and stop calling dis 'epic'. Have u listened to uncle Lai Moh'd? |
Politics › Re: Buhari Sets Up Committee On Recovery Of Looted Assets by lucidlex: 8:54am On Nov 19, 2016 |
But daddy Bu, no be so una talk b4 na. U sed u will funnel d cash recovered into d 2017 budget (altho d 2016 budget is marred with corruption). Una also talk tru ur Minister of Finance, Sisi Kemi dt d recovered houses wil b used as offices (since ur policies hv wrecked d economy so much so dt d values of d houses have crashed). Daddy Bu,u respectfully missed sm points: 1. Even if u manage 2 recover sm money and houses, they ar under d Interim Forfeiture Order whc means after d matter in Court, if d accused is found innocent, d cash or woteva u seized reverts back 2 him 2. In d event dt d accused is guilty, such seizures fully goes 2 d govt however, I cn always file a Stay of Execution while I appeal at d higher courts so u will only see dis properties bt wudnt b able 2 touch it until d final decision at d Supreme Court (by whc time u wud be out of office #nobeef) Finally sir, corruption isn't only embezzlement of funds, it includes abuse of power as well as tribal nepotism whc hs characterised the Change I supported. |
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Politics › Re: Voters Receive Rotimi Akeredolu, Ondo APC Governorship Candidate (photos) by lucidlex: 3:13pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
gebest: Which town is this, is it akure, owo, ondo, ikare or okitipupa, That is Akure. Oba Adesida Road specifically under d pedestrian bridge |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Forging Ghana Chief Of Staff’s Signature (PICT by lucidlex: 8:15am On Sep 07, 2016 |
Lai Moh'd: Blame d past administration fr this |
Celebrities › Re: Kiss Daniel Shows Off His Cars [PICS] by lucidlex: 6:16am On Sep 07, 2016 |
That is a Dodge Challenger dear Op |