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Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri With Zainab Aliyu As Ganduje Donates N3 Million To Her by LuciferCelibate: 6:06pm On May 15, 2019 |
Bella55555:I swear! You know what, let's hookup & have sex in protest. I hate injustice. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Cee-C Shows Her Twerking Skills by LuciferCelibate: 4:58pm On May 15, 2019 |
*spits 96 Likes 2 Shares
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Health / Re: Baby With Deformity In Aba, Abia Dies 30 Minutes After Birth by LuciferCelibate: 4:17pm On May 15, 2019 |
This is what happens when you eat half-cooked rabbits. *spits 1 Like 1 Share |
Travel / Re: A Nairalander 6hours Bad Traffic Experience On Old Lagos-abeokuta Highway. by LuciferCelibate: 4:12pm On May 15, 2019 |
helinues:That's past tense. Present tense: Buhari has been in power for 4 years now. Amosun (APC) is the current governor. Another APC man has been elected governor too. What are they currently doing about it? *spits |
Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke: No Sex Position Can Make A Man Faithful, Don't Break Your Spinal by LuciferCelibate: 4:07pm On May 15, 2019 |
If she knows all these, why is she single? [img]https://media1./images/d591623c9a16e971268f60e375aa82de/tenor.gif?itemid=13138796[/img] *spits 373 Likes 39 Shares |
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri With Zainab Aliyu As Ganduje Donates N3 Million To Her by LuciferCelibate: 4:03pm On May 15, 2019 |
WHY?! What exactly did they do to deserve N3m? [img]https://media1./images/d591623c9a16e971268f60e375aa82de/tenor.gif?itemid=13138796[/img] *spits 128 Likes 5 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: I've Added Small Ass, Actress Ifu Ennada Slays In New Pictures. by LuciferCelibate: 3:53pm On May 15, 2019 |
The average human body should be equal to between 7 to 7.5 of its head but this haughty-looking, battle-hardened, Gundabad Orc has a head that is so big, it's 1/4 of her entire body. To add salt to injury, there is nothing inside the skull. Just iPhone, soiled pant, postinor, pizza, tramadol, waist beads and condoms. *spits 5 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: Which Nairalander do you wish to meet in person? by LuciferCelibate: 3:47pm On May 15, 2019 |
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander do you wish to meet in person? by LuciferCelibate: 3:44pm On May 15, 2019 |
Amatarasha:Not true. Your judgement is harsh & I'm in sifia pains. I'm actually a nice guy once you get to blow me. |
Politics / Re: 4695 INEC Smart Card Readers Were Destroyed In The Anambara Fire Today by LuciferCelibate: 8:45pm On Feb 12, 2019 |
It won't take southern votes to send Buhari back to Daura this saturday. He has already lost the North. |
Travel / Re: The World's Most Expensive Island Goes Up For Sale At £360m. (photos) by LuciferCelibate: 8:03pm On Feb 12, 2019 |
No oloshos, no beer parlour, no mama put, no bet9ja shop, no traffic... This one na rubbish life abeg. I don't want. *spits 4 Likes
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Politics / Re: See Moment Amaechi Threatened Violence At APC Rivers Rally, Chants Blood Song by LuciferCelibate: 6:34pm On Feb 12, 2019 |
So Buhari lost Kano, Katsina, Rivers, Lagos & Ogun State in just one week?
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Romance / Re: This Notion By Most People About Nigerian Ladies Is False. by LuciferCelibate: 6:31pm On Feb 12, 2019 |
So these feminists selling their bastard babies for N200k are Congolese abi? *spits 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Apc Ogun: Is This Woman Avoiding Tinubu's Mouth Odour? (pics) by LuciferCelibate: 10:00pm On Feb 11, 2019 |
Not just his mouth odour but also the putrid stench oozing from his 3-month boxers. Why do you think he collapsed last month? *spits 31 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: BMC Are Paid 250k Not 30k by LuciferCelibate: 8:48pm On Feb 11, 2019 |
rusher14: Bureau de change riff raffs on Allen also carry same. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: BMC Are Paid 250k Not 30k by LuciferCelibate: 8:40pm On Feb 11, 2019 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: BMC Are Paid 250k Not 30k by LuciferCelibate: 8:36pm On Feb 11, 2019 |
rusher14: Zombie this proves nothing. Any Bureau de Change errand aboki can have access to these notes. What country is Pounds Sterling & Euros spent together? Zombie. *spits 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Tekno Captured Buying Yoghurt On The Street Of Lagos by LuciferCelibate: 7:16pm On Feb 11, 2019 |
He's not drinking it. He needs it to stone Buhari with ASAP before show go finish for Ogun State. Tekno hurry bro. Traffic no too dey road now. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: "My Benz, My Benz" - Boy Laments, As His Benz C300 Burns Down Completely by LuciferCelibate: 4:19pm On Feb 11, 2019 |
Same way pocohantas was screaming "my pant! my pant!!" that fateful night. He shouldn't complain. Its ojoro cancel. Yahoo Boy 1-1 Preeqahontas *spits 1 Like 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: Prophet Owuor Claims He Will Be Murdered In Jerusalem, Resurrect After 3 Days by LuciferCelibate: 9:17pm On Feb 10, 2019 |
The religious conman is looking for Israeli visa.
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Politics / Re: Why Is The Average IQ Of Nigerians Low:::especially The Male by LuciferCelibate: 9:12pm On Feb 10, 2019 |
If the average for men is 70 & they are still able to deceive the women into unwanted pregnancies then the average for women should be around 32. Linda Ikeji is a perfect example. *spits |
Family / Re: Relocating!!!!! House Hold Items For Sale...location Ibadan by LuciferCelibate: 7:04pm On Feb 10, 2019 |
Desdes: 3 seconds after you pay for ANY product, it automatically loses 30% of its value. 4 Likes |
Family / Re: Relocating!!!!! House Hold Items For Sale...location Ibadan by LuciferCelibate: 7:01pm On Feb 10, 2019 |
This guy is not ready to sell. You dey sell them for their exact cost price after using them for years. Look Mr. Man, multipy the prices by 0.67%. The figure you get is the real amount you should sell them. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: OAP Benny Ark Reacts After Being Blasted For Downgrading Tiwa Savage by LuciferCelibate: 6:52pm On Feb 10, 2019 |
The only time I heard Tiwa Savage shout was when I slid my torchlight preeq into her cunt from behind. This guy is a liar. *spits |
Romance / Re: Sheisha Is Overrated. by LuciferCelibate: 6:48pm On Feb 10, 2019 |
mhd5757: He carry olosho last night, burn money, dem mmanya ontop him head, smoke shisha & him no do pass 1 round!!! Come dey transfer aggression for innocent shisha. Hahahaahahaaaahaahahha 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Low Turnout In Atiku Kano Rally(photos) by LuciferCelibate: 2:40pm On Feb 10, 2019 |
NgeneUkwenu: Because adults voted for Jonathan while underaged almajiri kids voted Buhari. 5 Likes |
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