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Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri With Zainab Aliyu As Ganduje Donates N3 Million To Her by LuciferCelibate: 6:06pm On May 15, 2019
Bella55555:
what is getting me upset is that innocent Leah Shaibu is still in captivity
I swear!

You know what, let's hookup & have sex in protest.

I hate injustice. angry

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Celebrities / Re: Cee-C Shows Her Twerking Skills by LuciferCelibate: 4:58pm On May 15, 2019
*spits angry

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Health / Re: Baby With Deformity In Aba, Abia Dies 30 Minutes After Birth by LuciferCelibate: 4:17pm On May 15, 2019
This is what happens when you eat half-cooked rabbits.



*spits angry

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Travel / Re: A Nairalander 6hours Bad Traffic Experience On Old Lagos-abeokuta Highway. by LuciferCelibate: 4:12pm On May 15, 2019
helinues:
[s]Sango road??

Obasanjo, Yewa/Awori people, present and past Ogun state governors should be blamed[/s]
That's past tense.


Present tense:
Buhari has been in power for 4 years now.
Amosun (APC) is the current governor.
Another APC man has been elected governor too.

What are they currently doing about it?




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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke: No Sex Position Can Make A Man Faithful, Don't Break Your Spinal by LuciferCelibate: 4:07pm On May 15, 2019
If she knows all these, why is she single?

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Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri With Zainab Aliyu As Ganduje Donates N3 Million To Her by LuciferCelibate: 4:03pm On May 15, 2019
WHY?!
What exactly did they do to deserve N3m?

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Celebrities / Re: I've Added Small Ass, Actress Ifu Ennada Slays In New Pictures. by LuciferCelibate: 3:53pm On May 15, 2019
The average human body should be equal to between 7 to 7.5 of its head but this haughty-looking, battle-hardened, Gundabad Orc has a head that is so big, it's 1/4 of her entire body.

To add salt to injury, there is nothing inside the skull.
Just iPhone, soiled pant, postinor, pizza, tramadol, waist beads and condoms.



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Romance / Re: Which Nairalander do you wish to meet in person? by LuciferCelibate: 3:47pm On May 15, 2019
Amatarasha:
Hmmmm ,enemy of christ arent u ?
I said blow me first!

Bye bye jare.



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Romance / Re: Which Nairalander do you wish to meet in person? by LuciferCelibate: 3:44pm On May 15, 2019
Amatarasha:
he shud be feared
embarassed cry cry Not true.
Your judgement is harsh & I'm in sifia pains.

I'm actually a nice guy once you get to blow me. wink
Politics / Re: 4695 INEC Smart Card Readers Were Destroyed In The Anambara Fire Today by LuciferCelibate: 8:45pm On Feb 12, 2019
It won't take southern votes to send Buhari back to Daura this saturday.
He has already lost the North.
Travel / Re: The World's Most Expensive Island Goes Up For Sale At £360m. (photos) by LuciferCelibate: 8:03pm On Feb 12, 2019
No oloshos, no beer parlour, no mama put, no bet9ja shop, no traffic...


This one na rubbish life abeg.
I don't want.


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Politics / Re: See Moment Amaechi Threatened Violence At APC Rivers Rally, Chants Blood Song by LuciferCelibate: 6:34pm On Feb 12, 2019
So Buhari lost Kano, Katsina, Rivers, Lagos & Ogun State in just one week? shocked
Romance / Re: This Notion By Most People About Nigerian Ladies Is False. by LuciferCelibate: 6:31pm On Feb 12, 2019
So these feminists selling their bastard babies for N200k are Congolese abi?

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Politics / Re: Apc Ogun: Is This Woman Avoiding Tinubu's Mouth Odour? (pics) by LuciferCelibate: 10:00pm On Feb 11, 2019
Not just his mouth odour but also the putrid stench oozing from his 3-month boxers.

Why do you think he collapsed last month?



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Politics / Re: BMC Are Paid 250k Not 30k by LuciferCelibate: 8:48pm On Feb 11, 2019
rusher14:


If you could think you would realise a traveller carries spare change .


Bureau de change riff raffs on Allen also carry same.

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Politics / Re: BMC Are Paid 250k Not 30k by LuciferCelibate: 8:40pm On Feb 11, 2019
post=75637196:
SAI BABA ALL THE WAY.....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAH6lxDBWYc

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Politics / Re: BMC Are Paid 250k Not 30k by LuciferCelibate: 8:36pm On Feb 11, 2019
rusher14:


You were saying?


Zombie this proves nothing.

Any Bureau de Change errand aboki can have access to these notes.
What country is Pounds Sterling & Euros spent together?


Zombie.


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Celebrities / Re: Tekno Captured Buying Yoghurt On The Street Of Lagos by LuciferCelibate: 7:16pm On Feb 11, 2019
He's not drinking it.
He needs it to stone Buhari with ASAP before show go finish for Ogun State. grin

Tekno hurry bro. Traffic no too dey road now.

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Travel / Re: "My Benz, My Benz" - Boy Laments, As His Benz C300 Burns Down Completely by LuciferCelibate: 4:19pm On Feb 11, 2019
Same way pocohantas was screaming "my pant! my pant!!" that fateful night.

He shouldn't complain.
Its ojoro cancel.

Yahoo Boy 1-1 Preeqahontas


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Nairaland / General / Re: Prophet Owuor Claims He Will Be Murdered In Jerusalem, Resurrect After 3 Days by LuciferCelibate: 9:17pm On Feb 10, 2019
The religious conman is looking for Israeli visa.

Politics / Re: Why Is The Average IQ Of Nigerians Low:::especially The Male by LuciferCelibate: 9:12pm On Feb 10, 2019
If the average for men is 70 & they are still able to deceive the women into unwanted pregnancies then the average for women should be around 32.

Linda Ikeji is a perfect example.


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Family / Re: Relocating!!!!! House Hold Items For Sale...location Ibadan by LuciferCelibate: 7:04pm On Feb 10, 2019
Desdes:
Those are the asking prices and they are all still in perfect condition not more than 2years old....


3 seconds after you pay for ANY product, it automatically loses 30% of its value.

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Family / Re: Relocating!!!!! House Hold Items For Sale...location Ibadan by LuciferCelibate: 7:01pm On Feb 10, 2019
This guy is not ready to sell. grin
You dey sell them for their exact cost price after using them for years.

Look Mr. Man, multipy the prices by 0.67%. The figure you get is the real amount you should sell them.

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Celebrities / Re: OAP Benny Ark Reacts After Being Blasted For Downgrading Tiwa Savage by LuciferCelibate: 6:52pm On Feb 10, 2019
The only time I heard Tiwa Savage shout was when I slid my torchlight preeq into her cunt from behind.

This guy is a liar.


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Romance / Re: Sheisha Is Overrated. by LuciferCelibate: 6:48pm On Feb 10, 2019
mhd5757:
But seriously what is so special about sheisha? That people are just spending money anyhow to smoke it, just because of the sweet flavour? It does not even make you high, it does not do anything, is just for someone to blow out smoke out of their mouth, just to show off.

Me I can never waste my money to smoke this useless rubbish that will not even make me high,i don't see the point.

The only thing that can make me spend money and smoke hookah is if there is opium in it NOT this rubbish bubblegum tobacco bullshit.


He carry olosho last night, burn money, dem mmanya ontop him head, smoke shisha & him no do pass 1 round!!!

Come dey transfer aggression for innocent shisha.


Hahahaahahaaaahaahahha

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Politics / Re: Low Turnout In Atiku Kano Rally(photos) by LuciferCelibate: 2:40pm On Feb 10, 2019
NgeneUkwenu:


Very poor turn out, see empty seats everywhere. Even Jonathan pulled more than this and ended up with 15% votes grin grin grin

Jonathan below


Because adults voted for Jonathan while underaged almajiri kids voted Buhari.

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