He must have eaten cold eba without soup beforehand without telling his bf & now the eba has glued the preeq forever.

And according to the Scriptures, "whatever cold eba binds together on earth is bound in heaven."

This sort of thing breaks trust in a relationship walahi.


*spits

Rubbish story.


Here is the truth:
She ripped a very loud & offensive foul-odoured fart that vibrated his seat & blocked his bronchi that he had no choice but to look back & register the face behind such heinous terrorist act before he dies.

She is just looking guilty & still trying to form posh. The man died last night.

Fear feminists.


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So help him God.


Knowing Allah & his propensity for violence & death, this heathen's prayer has been answered.

As long as he / she is old enough to cover your mouth while forcing you to have sex.

That guy is a wise man.

1. The injury has reduced her market value so she can't cheat again.
2. Who wants a crippled pussy that can't hold a table & receive 50 strokes in 30 seconds till her legs give way?
3. She can no longer monitor him efficiently without functioning limbs so he is free to cheat however he likes like a real man.

She is totally submissive to him now.

She has no choice.

So provide her na.

adonis89:
Prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon Him)

The irony.


I officially spit on every Imam, Alfa, Sheikh, Ayatollah, Mullah, Qadi, Mufti, Alim, Emir and every representative of this evil religion in modern day society.
I spit on Mohammed the Paedophile of Mecca.
I spit on the Qoran.
I spit on MURIC, ISIS, Boko Haram, Al-Qaeda & all the other extensions of Islam committed to the bloodshed of innocent people globally.

Most importantly, I spit on Seun Osewa, an unrepentant Afonja muslim for forcing other religions to swear an oath of allegiance before commenting on a heathen section.


*spits

Come Saturday, Kingsley Moghalu will record more votes than Buhari in Abia State.

This is as a result of continuously fingering her rotten fish odoured pussy over the years due to a lack of preeq.

Tell her to disinfect her dirty vagina with Sniper & remind her to remain a little in the bottle because if symptoms persist after 3 days, she has to drink the rest to end it once & for all.

Thank me after the funeral.


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Cult clashes in Fadeyi/Mushin.
Couple assassination in Maryland.
Vehicles set ablaze in Dei-Dei.
Cult clash in Oguta.
Boy beheads Mom in Enugu.
Lady dies after giving birth.
2 dead after tanker explodes in Awka.


APC are really desperate to shed blood before they are finally booted out on saturday.


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It's obvious that this woman's true calling in life is lunacy.

She is just delaying her own destiny chasing mundane things like wealth, career & family.
I hope she fulfills her destiny soonest.

What a waste!


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Prophet Mohammed
Josef Stalin
Emperor Nero
Genghis Khan
Queen Victoria
Lionel Messi
King David
Winston Churchill
Obafemi Awolowo

Legionx:

What do you think guys?

I think you should tell me your height so I can get the perfect coffin for you.

RIP in advance.

Wrong report.


You don't "force" Nigerian women into prostitution. They do it willingly. Its in their blood.

From sleeping with their coursemates to teachers to bus conductors to lecturers to bosses to landlords then pastors, prostitution is an inherent trait in every Nigerian woman.

The Police should release those pimps & jail those dirty oloshos for life.



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Where is his gala carton?
Who stole it?

gistfever:


The suspects – Benjamin Soile, Okoro Junior, Abubakar Mustapha and Abueleven Limited,

Fellow tribalists,

NCAN is proud to report that all tribes were well represented in this All-Star collabo.

Say no to secessionists. #OneNigeria
Long live NCAN.
Long live tribalism.


Signed,
National Leader,
NCAN, Nairaland Chapter

No Jason Statham, Liam Neeson, Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren or Van Damme.

Waste of explosion.



*spits

Why wasn't I born into this?
My family is useless walahi!


*spits

Someone wants to be famous so bad he took a screenshot of his own fantasy & posted it here.

Talk about a Narcissistic Personality Disorder.


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Baddiezz:
please what movie did she feature in

Ali Mama & The Forty Preeqs.

So the "olosho" accusations were justified.


Nigerian women are sex objects & I don't think anyone can argue with this fact.

Every Nigerian female aged 20 & above has engaged in prostitution at some point in her life & by prostitution I mean has exchanged sex for a favour whether monetary, academic, professional or a strategic favour.


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While his church members will stop you to preach in exchange for crumbs wearing bathroom slippers & Mary Amaka long skirts like kimbraa.


*spits

Back then as a student studying overseas, I witnessed first-hand, how badly a human being can stink.

Just 10 minutes beside these white pigs in a subway train can result in serious health complications if you are not strong.

Thankfully, years of masturbation had fortified my immune system and your beloved Lucifer managed to survive the harrowing ordeal.

As dirty as Afonjas are, they beat the white man hands down in hygiene.



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Fuckuignos:
[s]10) The States with the highest number of staff at the NPA are:
Delta - 388
Imo - 272
Edo - 224
Ogun - 206
Akwa Ibom - 203 respectively.

The States with the least number of staff:
Niger - 46
Borno - 41
Nasarawa - 41
Bauchi - 35
Katsina - 30
Jigawa - 24
FCT - 12[/s]

Stupid analysis.

The southern states deserve those numbers because they possess better qualifications than their northern counterparts that can only boast of PHCN bills & Bet9ja coupons as certificates.

The outcry against bigotry is aimed at those who occupy top positions in these agencies not inconsequential members of staff. We all know these numbers for the south are janitors & junior officers even though they are more competent than their northern bosses.

Better qualified candidates from the south are overlooked by the Lifeless One for his murderous fulani brethren.


If your analysis is truly transparent, include a breakdown of their positions & educational qualifications so we can compare.

But since you are a BMC-bred zombie, born & baptized in falsehood & misrepresentation of facts, I do not expect you to do so.


*spits


PS: Why does your "research" cover only NPA? What happened to the other government agencies / parastatals?


*spits again

Who is this one?

Please,I have asked this question over a thousand times on this accursed forum:
Why are Nigerian Female Celebrities Always Fat?!

What is it with them?
Is fitness alien to them?
Are they allergic to proper dieting or healthy living?

Who made these dirty bags of Abakaliki akamu celebrities?


Just take a look at this obese bullfrog and those flabby misshapen bags of expired mayonnaise she calls "cleavage".


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I support this.

Why?
Aborting a baby at this stage increases the chances that the mother will die.

Anything to eliminate those useless creatures has my full support.


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