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Romance / Re: My Fiance Wants A Quiet Wedding…is He Trying To Hide Something? by LuciferKristi: 11:20pm On Jan 07, 2019 |
Even though I know the story is false, I'll still ask this question: At 31, does a woman really have a choice? Leave him na. See me see wahala oh 6 Likes |
Education / Re: Were Do Marine Biologist Work In Nigeria by LuciferKristi: 11:18pm On Jan 07, 2019 |
They clean swimming pools 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: I Will Get Soldiers To Do Better Than What They Are Doing, Says Buhari by LuciferKristi: 10:31pm On Jan 07, 2019 |
Why can't he do it NOW? Why wait till next tenure? |
Business / Re: Which Business Can I Start With 200k In Ibadan by LuciferKristi: 9:12pm On Jan 07, 2019 |
Skull Mining 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Us-based Nigerian Swimsuit Model Michelle Okoro Shows Off Her Bare Butt by LuciferKristi: 9:08pm On Jan 07, 2019 |
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Romance / Re: Sleeping with someone's girlfriend while she is on phone with fiance/boyfriend by LuciferKristi: 2:45pm On Jan 07, 2019 |
pocohantas confess before I expose you... 11 Likes |
Politics / Re: Presidency Counters Amechi; Release Fresh Pictures Of Buhari Reading Newspaper by LuciferKristi: 2:13pm On Jan 07, 2019 |
Even Ronaldo wants to kick the dullard back to Daura. 4 Likes 1 Share
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Celebrities / Re: I Worked Harder Than Teni Peruzzi Cries Out After Losing Soundcity MVP ‘best New by LuciferKristi: 11:30am On Jan 07, 2019 |
So it wasn't only Amaka that disappointed him sef. *spits |
Politics / Re: JUST IN: Military Takes Over In Gabon by LuciferKristi: 10:06am On Jan 07, 2019 |
Isn't this the same Gabon that the United States sent troops to monitor Congo DR's election just last week? How are we sure it wasn't a decoy used by the CIA to topple him? I mean they tried something similar against Fidel Castro's Cuba in the 60s didn't they? If the United States sets foot in your country, war must breakout. *spits 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Striker Hits Brace To Surpass Lionel Messi's Record by LuciferKristi: 9:23am On Jan 07, 2019 |
Airhuncho: If your diet did not consist of Indomie & codeine, perhaps you would have seen this line in the second paragraph. second highest international goal scorer among active players. *spits 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj And His Wife All Smile As They Step Out In Style by LuciferKristi: 6:03am On Jan 07, 2019 |
Useless couple. Sacrificed their only child just to get selected for a top show in SA. Ordinary show. Not even a mega endorsement deal. I hope the show money will last them for 60 years at least. *spits 13 Likes 1 Share
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Car Talk / Re: Pls My Dashboard Is Not That Black As It's Used To Be, Any Remedy? by LuciferKristi: 5:57am On Jan 07, 2019 |
dancok: Bonk an Afonja olosho in your car & have her squirt allover your dashboard. The blackness will be restored ASAP. Cheers. 1 Like |
Career / Re: See Viral Photo Of A Child Shoe Shiner Spotted In Gombe State by LuciferKristi: 5:54am On Jan 07, 2019 |
But Yusuf rides a N100m powerbike past this boy everyday. The North deserve what they get afterall, without the South it could have been worse. If Nigeria divides today, this boy's condition will be worse. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Indian Police Arrest 4 Drug Peddlers Including Nigerian Man And Two Women (pic) by LuciferKristi: 5:49am On Jan 07, 2019 |
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Crime / Re: Man Stabbed To Death In Rivers For Pasting Campaign Posters by LuciferKristi: 5:46am On Jan 07, 2019 |
He is free to paste the rest of the posters in Hell. Nobody will fight him here. Anumanu. *spits 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Marriage Is An Achievement For Me - Ada Slim by LuciferKristi: 5:38am On Jan 07, 2019 |
Priscy01: Ahem ahem My brothers in the Lord, read those emboldened lines carefully. Isn't our God a wondrous God? 15 Likes |
Travel / Re: Many Boys Pictured Hanging Dangerously On A Danfo Bus In Lagos (Pics, Video) by LuciferKristi: 5:30am On Jan 07, 2019 |
ImperialYoruba: 1. Policemen are not authorized by law to flog anyone. It is illegal. 2. Buhari must take the blame for every misfortune that occurs during his tenure no matter how unrelated it is. It is his job. 3. It is not compulsory for those boys to employ safety measures. It is their lives. 4. You are not obliged to use your common sense even when necessary. It is your brain. 93 Likes 9 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Looks Gorgeous As She Shows Backside In New Photos by LuciferKristi: 11:20pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
A Baby Mama will always be a Baby Mama. 3 sets of pictures per day now. The search for a new preeq is real. Awon feminists. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Business / Re: What Happened To The Much Celebrated Naira/yuan Currency Swap Deal? by LuciferKristi: 11:13pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
Each one of you owes China N30,000 & you want to swap currencies with them? |
Romance / Re: My Friend Is Dating My Little Sister by LuciferKristi: 11:10pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
I wish them Happy Married Life 7 Likes 1 Share
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Health / Re: 10 Ways To Last Long In Bed by LuciferKristi: 9:26pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
igwe699: Masturbate before she comes. |
Family / Re: What Were The Silliest Things You Believed As A Child? by LuciferKristi: 9:12pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
I once believed Police was my friend 124 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Physically Challenged Lady Marries Lover In Imo (photos) by LuciferKristi: 8:23pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
Ha! Even cripples are getting married but pocohantas is still unmarried. I hereby decree that whatever forces are stopping my good friend pocohantas from getting married this 2019 be destroyed by fire in Jesus name! Every principality of darkness, every agent of singularity be completely consumed by the power of the Holy Ghost. Every demonic cloth used to cover pocohantas' face so that suitors will not locate her this 2019 be torn to shreds in the mighty name of Jesus!! I expunge the spirit of jumping from thread to thread & Nairaland preeq to preeq for the past 6 years to leave pocohantas now! LEAVE RIGHT NOW! LEAVE RIGHT NOW!! LEAVE!!! In Jesus' Mighty Name I have prayed... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Man Urinates On A Table After Getting Drunk. See What A Lady Did. Photos by LuciferKristi: 6:32pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
That girl is a good wife material - 20 yards. She is the kind of woman I will eat out even during her period. She is the kind of woman I will happily contract an STD from. She is the kind of woman that can make me use my mother for rituals just to make sure she is comfortable. |
Education / Re: What Are Those Courses You Won't Advise Anyone To Study In Nigeria? by LuciferKristi: 6:27pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
Skull Mining 130 Likes 4 Shares |
Autos / Re: Registered Honda EOD 2005 Model@ Benin City by LuciferKristi: 6:22pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
Grilovictor5: You are mistaken if you think this increases the car's value. Women do not maintain cars well. You just shot yourself in the foot. 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Meet Girl Who Is Allergic To Water, Even Her Tears Leaves Her In Agony by LuciferKristi: 6:18pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
Aquagenic Urticaria. Most Ab0kis & Afonja muslims suffer from this condition. That's why they rarely take their baths. 14 Likes |
Sports / Striker Hits Brace To Surpass Lionel Messi's Record by LuciferKristi: 6:09pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
Indian football’s goal machine Sunil Chhetri struck a brace to help the country stunningly outplay Thailand 4-1 and record its first victory in the Asian Cup since 1964 on a historic night here Sunday. Playing in his second Asian Cup and 105th match, Chhetri scored in the 27th (penalty) and 46th minutes for his 66th and 67th goals to become the second highest international goal scorer among active players. Midfielder Anirudha Thapa and second half substitute Jeje Lalpekhlua then struck in the 68th and 80th minutes to completely outclass Thailand at the Al Nahyan Stadium in front of a sizeable Indian supporters. With his two strikes, the 34-year-old Chhetri went past Argentine superstar Lionel Messi, who has so far scored 65 goals from 128 matches. Portugal superstar Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest scorer with 85 from 154 matches. Thailand captain and striker Teerasil Dangda pulled one back for his side in the 33rd minute of the Group A match. A draw in either of the two coming matches against UAE and Bahrain could see India through to the knockout round. Ranked 97th in the FIFA charts, India went into the match eyeing a win against their 118th ranked opponents, but the scoreline and impressive show by the players, especially in the second half, was unexpected. https://www.thehindubusinessline.com/news/sports/chhetri-strikes-twice-in-indias-first-asian-cup-win-since-1964-goes-past-messi/article25926442.ece lalasticlala
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Nairaland / General / Re: Hilarious Response to someone's anwser to a request for 30k by LuciferKristi: 5:57pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
Doesn't beat this though... 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Heartbroken Nigerian Soldier Laments As His Girlfriend Secretly Marries by LuciferKristi: 5:51pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
This changes nothing. Is she not a Naija girl? Anytime you're around, just call her over. She will hungrily gobble up your preeq. This is even an advantage. 130 Likes 4 Shares |
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