Even though I know the story is false, I'll still ask this question:



At 31, does a woman really have a choice?

Leave him na.
See me see wahala oh

They clean swimming pools

Why can't he do it NOW?

Why wait till next tenure?

Skull Mining

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pocohantas confess before I expose you...

Even Ronaldo wants to kick the dullard back to Daura.

So it wasn't only Amaka that disappointed him sef.

*spits

Isn't this the same Gabon that the United States sent troops to monitor Congo DR's election just last week?

How are we sure it wasn't a decoy used by the CIA to topple him?

I mean they tried something similar against Fidel Castro's Cuba in the 60s didn't they?


If the United States sets foot in your country, war must breakout.



*spits

Airhuncho:
[s]This is the dumbest sh!t i ever read, how did he surpass messi record wen messi don't even got the record in the first place....there r a lot of n!ggas dah av more international goals than messi, that iranian footballer with 103 goals has the highest international goals.....yo, ronaldo don't got sh!t....the f!ck r u posting?

damn![/s]

If your diet did not consist of Indomie & codeine, perhaps you would have seen this line in the second paragraph.

second highest international goal scorer among active players.

*spits

Useless couple.

Sacrificed their only child just to get selected for a top show in SA.
Ordinary show. Not even a mega endorsement deal.
I hope the show money will last them for 60 years at least.


*spits

dancok:
I want it shine and black as before, is there any product taking care of that? Am calling all ye motorist, seun, GAZZUZZ, nurey and co.

Bonk an Afonja olosho in your car & have her squirt allover your dashboard.

The blackness will be restored ASAP.

Cheers.

But Yusuf rides a N100m powerbike past this boy everyday.

The North deserve what they get afterall, without the South it could have been worse.

If Nigeria divides today, this boy's condition will be worse.

Abdulazeez99:

The accused have been identified Nigerian man Ohas Ugo

Ohamaefule Ugochukwunyereanyi

He is free to paste the rest of the posters in Hell. Nobody will fight him here.

Anumanu.


*spits

Priscy01:


According to the US based actress who will clock 34 later this year, 'as Alexx Ekubo say make we dey talk our truth in 2019, oya here is my most profound and vulnerable public post ever. 2018 I got married in full to the most perfect man on earth'.


See her full post below;

[i]I officially welcome you to 2019! Year of fulfillment for us all. I thank God for the gift of life & health in 2018, my BEST yr so far. As Alexx Ekubo say make we dey talk our truth in 2019, oya here is my most profound & vulnerable public post ever. 2018 I got married in full to the most perfect man on earth! Wow that’s a great “ACHIEVEMENT”


YES marriage is an achievement for me!


I set my alarm clock for yr 28th bt God’s time is the best, desperately waiting for extra 5yrs was somewhat overwhelming. Not 100% fulfilled but I still feel lucky & blessed; Better half-caste like me ....Born American citizen & raised full Naija style; built my own house in my 20’s; still hussling hard for greater career goals in my 30’s; yet to buy my dream car before 40; taking care of a couple of orphans & less privileged kids; made blockbuster movies with the topmost A-Lists in Nollywoood; bagged my Masters degree from the best University in Newyork; was abt to grab my PHD in same Uni but the “Perfect Husband Degree” found me instead. I was tired of being single.


Nevertheless, a private jet & a home in Ikoyi won’t hurt, bt 1st, the kids to rock them with & a father figure for them, as an authentic traditional, conservative,religious, native Nwafo Igbo...ohh my ovaries...can’t wait to have my 1st biological child with my 1st Love in my 1st marriage.


For all my mature single Divas praying God for same “Achievement” 2019 is your year!.


For my under 20s who set their alarm clock for 28/29, pls move it backwards oh....don’t repeat my mistake cos....husband is not like money in the bank that you withdraw at Will, once you clock 30+ odikwa very very risky ooh, those eggs don’t wait for no slayer; consider dating time, wedding planning time, pregnancy time....you might be fast approaching 35 b4 having ur 1st child....May 2019 I will be 34, U see...hopefully, my 1st child b4 I’m 35

Ahem ahem

My brothers in the Lord, read those emboldened lines carefully.

Isn't our God a wondrous God?

ImperialYoruba:
[s]If police stop that danfo now and flog driver for endangering lives, na una go record it and post on social media to show the world our police are barbaric. Nobody condemns this barbarism now....but if danfo crash and they all die....or that bumper fail and the guy standing on it hits skull on ground....una go still carry am and blame Buhari.[/s]

1. Policemen are not authorized by law to flog anyone. It is illegal.

2. Buhari must take the blame for every misfortune that occurs during his tenure no matter how unrelated it is. It is his job.

3. It is not compulsory for those boys to employ safety measures. It is their lives.

4. You are not obliged to use your common sense even when necessary. It is your brain.

A Baby Mama will always be a Baby Mama.

3 sets of pictures per day now.

The search for a new preeq is real.
Awon feminists.

Each one of you owes China N30,000 & you want to swap currencies with them?

I wish them Happy Married Life

igwe699:
[s]For most men, sex or sexual difficulties aren’t exactly fun topics of conversation among friends. In fact, your knowledge of how to prevent early climaxing might have come from the high school locker rooms or incognito-mode Google searches. But the fact is, early ejaculation is something that affects most men from time to time.

Figuring out how to go longer in bed doesn’t have to carry the negative associations we tend to give it. Feeling anxious about keeping up appearances, or helpless because nothing seems to work only serves to give sex a negative association. And if sex isn’t fun any more, then it’s time to ring the alarm bells.

We’ve looked at some of the better known methods for prolonging sex, and outlined which ones work and don’t work— according to science. No incognito mode needed.

Method #1: The ‘Stop-Start Method’
The idea is to pump a few times… then stop. Then pump a few more times… then stop. This method is great if used in the final moments of sex, but not for the entire experience. The stop-start pattern can prevent you and your partner from finding an easy rhythm and could make it harder to work towards a climax.

Method #2: Distraction Method
Biting your tongue. Thinking about your Grandmother. Or lawn chairs. Distracting yourself when you feel like you’re about to climax is one way to delay an orgasm, and the best part is, no one needs to know you’re doing it. The downside is that you will take yourself out of the moment, mentally — and being present during sex is far more enjoyable.

Method #3: Avoiding pre-intimacy
You know how in the movies, everyone just rips their clothes off and starts going for it? He thrusts, she gasps, and then it’s all just a tangle of limbs and unrealistic orgasms. Well, welcome back to the real world. For both men and women, the body needs to be fully aroused.

Method #4: Slower Sex
Slow things down to start with — it will build tension and allow you to last longer. But slowing down sex when it’s starting to reach a crescendo is not so sexy.

Method #5: Less Penetrative Sex
One of the greatest sex myths is that it needs to be penetrative. On the contrary, non-penetrative sex can be some of the most satisfying stuff. But this must be reciprocated with your partner.

Method #6: The Squeeze Method
Lots of guys would have tried this one before — just before climaxing, you grab your � and give it a squeeze to stop the orgasm. Not only does this kind of kill the mood, it isn’t 100% reliable. And sometimes it hurts.

Read more: https://ugobestiky.tk/2019/01/04/10-ways-to-last-longer-in-bed-tips/[/s]

Masturbate before she comes.

I once believed Police was my friend

Ha!

Even cripples are getting married but pocohantas is still unmarried.




I hereby decree that whatever forces are stopping my good friend pocohantas from getting married this 2019 be destroyed by fire in Jesus name!

Every principality of darkness, every agent of singularity be completely consumed by the power of the Holy Ghost. Every demonic cloth used to cover pocohantas' face so that suitors will not locate her this 2019 be torn to shreds in the mighty name of Jesus!!

I expunge the spirit of jumping from thread to thread & Nairaland preeq to preeq for the past 6 years to leave pocohantas now!

LEAVE RIGHT NOW!

LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!

LEAVE!!!

In Jesus' Mighty Name I have prayed...

That girl is a good wife material - 20 yards.


She is the kind of woman I will eat out even during her period.
She is the kind of woman I will happily contract an STD from.
She is the kind of woman that can make me use my mother for rituals just to make sure she is comfortable.

Skull Mining

Grilovictor5:
Honda accord used by a woman, with sweet and silent V6 engine. Gear box select effectively. Price is 700k. Call on 07035082229. Benin city.

You are mistaken if you think this increases the car's value.

Women do not maintain cars well.

You just shot yourself in the foot.

Aquagenic Urticaria.

Most Ab0kis & Afonja muslims suffer from this condition.
That's why they rarely take their baths.

Indian football’s goal machine Sunil Chhetri struck a brace to help the country stunningly outplay Thailand 4-1 and record its first victory in the Asian Cup since 1964 on a historic night here Sunday.

Playing in his second Asian Cup and 105th match, Chhetri scored in the 27th (penalty) and 46th minutes for his 66th and 67th goals to become the second highest international goal scorer among active players.

Midfielder Anirudha Thapa and second half substitute Jeje Lalpekhlua then struck in the 68th and 80th minutes to completely outclass Thailand at the Al Nahyan Stadium in front of a sizeable Indian supporters.

With his two strikes, the 34-year-old Chhetri went past Argentine superstar Lionel Messi, who has so far scored 65 goals from 128 matches. Portugal superstar Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest scorer with 85 from 154 matches.

Thailand captain and striker Teerasil Dangda pulled one back for his side in the 33rd minute of the Group A match.

A draw in either of the two coming matches against UAE and Bahrain could see India through to the knockout round.

Ranked 97th in the FIFA charts, India went into the match eyeing a win against their 118th ranked opponents, but the scoreline and impressive show by the players, especially in the second half, was unexpected.



https://www.thehindubusinessline.com/news/sports/chhetri-strikes-twice-in-indias-first-asian-cup-win-since-1964-goes-past-messi/article25926442.ece
lalasticlala

Doesn't beat this though...

This changes nothing.

Is she not a Naija girl?

Anytime you're around, just call her over. She will hungrily gobble up your preeq.

This is even an advantage.