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Family / Pastor Adeboye Reveals 4 Equations Of Marriage (NO. 3 Will Make Youlaugh) by ludamix(m): 1:29am On Feb 24, 2015
Marriage is not as easy as many think. It requires a lot of hard work and
commitment to make it work.
The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), Pastor
Enoch Adejare Adeboye, has established a link between mathematics and
marriage.
Adeboye, a mathematician turned pastor, gave couples a few tips to spice up
their marriage.
At the first annual lecture of the Pastor E.A. Adeboye Professorial Chair for
mathematics, held on Thursday evening at the Main Auditorium of the
University of Lagos (UNILAG), the cleric, who has been married for 47-years,
told the audience about four simultaneous linear equations for successful
marital life.
According to the man of God, his understanding of the mathematics of
marriage is what has kept his marriage strong.
Not only did Adeboye give equations, he supported each equation with relevant
biblical verses.
“I told my children that why I have remained married for 47 years is because I
understand the mathematics of marriage. Mathematics is a science of living,”
he said.

Equation 1: This states that love is blind. It was supported with a biblical
passage from Proverbs 10:12, which states that love covers a multitude of
sins.

Equation 2: This states that “marriage is a miracle worker with special
anointing for curing blindness.” This can be found in Genesis 29:16-25 which
gives the account of how Jacob was so in love that he did not know it was
Leah that was given to him in marriage, rather than Rachel, until the next day.
When simultaneously calculated, he said the result shows that during
courtship, love does not make shortcomings obvious until after marriage, when
all doubts about character are cleared.

Equation 3: This one states that “angels don’t eat jollof rice.” Adeboye made
reference to Judges 6:11-21 where the sacrifice Gideon offered to the angel
was consumed by fire.
He explained that women eat jollof rice so they are not angels and are not
perfect, just like men.

Equation 4: states that angels don’t marry. This was supported by Matthew
22:30.
He therefore advised couples to have reasonable expectations of their spouses
and not expect them to be like angels.

Enoch Adeboye obtained a Bachelors degree in Mathematics from the
University of Nigeria, Nsukka, Nigeria in 1967, a Masters degree in
Hydrodynamics and a Doctorate degree in Applied Mathematics, both from the
University of Lagos, Lagos, Nigeria in 1969 and 1975 respectively. He worked
as a lecturer in mathematics at the universities of Lagos and Ilorin.
He gave up his lecturing job for the work of God, after he was appointed
General Overseer of the RCCG in 1981
Politics / Re: Buhari Lists Jonathan's 'broken Promises' by ludamix(m): 5:25pm On Feb 23, 2015
clevvermind:
so he did not even have any records that even outlived him? buhari is indeed a shame.

Now, I understanding you.
I was expecting this response from you
You're ineligible to vote so people like you act on what they say in your compound. This page is not meant for you, you should be in the kid zone
Politics / Re: Buhari Lists Jonathan's 'broken Promises' by ludamix(m): 5:13pm On Feb 23, 2015
clevvermind:
what was buhari's achievement during his time as head of state? someone should list them for me.
Ask your father or grand father. They were the one who witness his regime not me. And if you insist, ask GEJ he knows better



Change is inevitable
SaiBuhari
Politics / Re: Buhari Lists Jonathan's 'broken Promises' by ludamix(m): 4:59pm On Feb 23, 2015
Godisnear:
source?


You did not read the content of the post.
Politics / Buhari Lists Jonathan's 'broken Promises' by ludamix(m): 4:54pm On Feb 23, 2015
A presidential candidate of the APC, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (rtd.), shared
lists of President Goodluck Jonathan’s obligations that he failed to fulfill
while in the office.

Buhari took to his Facebook to remind Nigerians about Jonathan’s ‘epic fails’.
A series of images posted by Buhari has ‘Is this Transformation?’ capture.


Security sector
Fulfilled promise: Eradicate kidnappings in the South-East

Unfulfilled promises:
– Return of the Chibok girls
– Modern methods to tackle security violence
– Pursue bombers and terrorists
– Confront ethno-religious violence across the country
– Perpetration of two bombings in Nyanya not brought to justice

Corruption
According to Buhari’s chart, Jonathan didn’t succeed in fight against
corruption in Nigeria.

Unfulfilled promises:
– Strengthen both the EFCC and the ICPC
– Stella Oduah not punished for violating due process in purchase of cars
– Forensic audit of NNPC not released
– Perpetrators of petrol subsidy scam not prosecuted

Economy sector
Fulfilled promise: Revive marketing boards to ensure farmers are not cheated
on sale of farm products
Unfulfilled promises:

– Introduce 5-year term budgeting
– Create 1.5 million jobs in 2 years
– Bring industries to Niger Delta
– Strive to revive the Ajaokuta steel complex
– Strive to revive the Itakpe iron company
Infrastructural development

Fulfilled promises:
– Completion of Lagos-Jebba rail project
– Working towards making Akanulbiam airport in Enugu an international airport
Unfulfilled promises:

– Set up committee to revive Federal Government landed properties in Lagos
– Revitalization Nigeria machine tools and other FG infrastructure
– Modernization of ports
– Complete of Second Niger Bridge
– Repairing the roads leading to Murtala Mohammed Airport
Power sector

Unfulfilled promises:
– Deliver stable, constant supply of electricity
– Ensure Nigerians do not use generators more than twice a week
– Explore deposits in Benue and Kogi state to improve power supply
– Raise power generation to 4747MW by December 2011

According to the APC presidential candidate, Jonathan’s administration spent
N4,4 trillion for security in 5 years. And, yet, 13,000 lives were lost and 3
million people are displaced in Nigeria, Buhari claims.
He also compares economic situation during Obasanjo’s and Jonathan’s
ruling, providing the numbers of an average oil price, exchange rates and GDP
growth.

Average oil price: OBJ – $38, GEJ – $100

Exchange rate: OBJ – N115 = $1, GEJ – N200 = $1
Health / Re: What Ladies Don't Know About Postinor 2 by ludamix(m): 11:23am On Feb 23, 2015
floragregs:
I get husband! No need to hold body.


Are you telling me?
Politics / Re: Yunusa Halid, PDP Youth Leader Tears Membership Card In Public (Photos) by ludamix(m): 11:11am On Feb 23, 2015
opiaoku:
Am just here to shout Gej till 2019

The wind of change is blowing
Your leaders are joining the movement
GEJ is panicking
You this E-goat is shouting

We are talking movement en mass, even your GEJ is feeling the whirlwind of change in his shoe cos he's about to Louise them


Who is the loser?
Politics / Re: DHQ: Military Captures Arms Caches Abandoned By Fleeing Boko Haram by ludamix(m): 11:04am On Feb 23, 2015
I salute the Nigerian Army. But this pictures are not convincing. This is just a plot to put our mind at ease the same way they published picture of shekau being shot which was a lie. We want videos, convincing pictures and d likes.


Have people for once asked about the list of fallen soldiers? They won't because it will draw back the progress of GEJ campaign which he is using this six weeks cover up to do.



The real anti terror fights start may 30 2015



saiBuhari
saibaba
march4Buhari
Politics / Re: PDP Full Of Insincere Leaders, Says Clark by ludamix(m): 8:33am On Feb 23, 2015
See pot calling kettle black

confused PDP people

SaiBuhari jooooo

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Politics / PDP Full Of Insincere Leaders, Says Clark by ludamix(m): 8:29am On Feb 23, 2015
Foremost Ijaw Leader and a foremost supporter of President Goodluck
Jonathan, Chief Edwin Clark, has accused some national leaders of the ruling
Peoples Democratic Party of being insincere in their attitude towards the second
time ambition of the President.
He also accused them of following the President to his campaign rallies instead
of going to their home states to also galvanise support for the President.
Clark stated this in Abuja on Saturday while playing host to the PDP Aspirants
Forum who paid him a courtesy visit.
The visit was aimed at expressing their grievances over how the party treated
them (PDP aspirants ) in the last primaries in various states.
Clark said he was particularly sad with the way the PDP governorship primary
was conducted in some states, especially in Adamawa State.
He said, “Everybody was ready to hold the governorship primary in Yola. People
were waiting in Yola for the primary and the PDP brought the primary to Abuja
overnight, hired people from Nyanya and others.
“Whereas they held the congresses in Yola, they later resorted to hire people to
attend the primary here in Abuja.
“There is injustice in the party. Some of the national leaders don’t want the
party to succeed and they are disloyal to the President.
“I have asked them to go to their states to campaign, but they refused. They
are following the President everywhere. Some of them want the party to fail.”
He begged the aggrieved aspirants not to leave the ruling party for the
opposition, the All Progressives Congress, saying the party has nothing to offer
Nigerians other than to enthrone a northern President.
Members of the group hinged their grievances on the grounds that the party did
not hold primary to pick any of its candidates, saying that all its flag bearers
were handpicked by godfathers.
The group, however, threatened to institute a court action to nullify the
candidature of all the candidates of the party in the forthcoming general
elections.
Clark however pleaded with the aspirants, stating that the party would not
forget their labour and that they should work together to achieve success for the
party in the forthcoming polls.
He added that when the party wins the election, all the efforts of the aspirants
would be rewarded.
The group had also threatened to work against the interest of the party in the
forth-coming general elections if their grievances were not addressed.
The aspirants said they were highly disappointed by the manner in which the
party’s primary were handled across the country.
The aspirants, who came together under the leadership of Chief Richard Lamai
in Abuja, had also threatened that the resources they expended on campaigning
and wooing delegates for the botched primaries must be refunded to them
before the commencement of the elections, otherwise they would work against
the PDP success at the elections.
The forum comprised of aggrieved aspirants who lost out in the party’s
primaries across the six geo-political zones of the country.
Speaking at the forum’s emergency meeting in Abuja, Lamai said, “We are
collectively aware that reconciliation and reintegration had not been effective in
our party. The leadership of the party has carried on as if nothing happened and
without due regard to aspirants who invested resources and time in building our
party.”
He added that the aggrieved aspirants did not lose out in the primaries due to
their inability to mobilise and canvass for votes from delegates, but that the
leadership of the party across the states had candidates already anointed for
the PDP tickets.
Lamai, however, attributed the challenges being faced by the PDP across the
country to the “lack of internal democracy and political deceit in the party by
the leadership.”
Also speaking at the meeting, two aggrieved members from Kaduna and Rivers
states noted that the monies spent on the procurement of nomination forms and
mobilisation of delegates to the botched primaries must be refunded to them
before the elections.[img]Foremost Ijaw Leader and a foremost supporter of President Goodluck
Jonathan, Chief Edwin Clark, has accused some national leaders of the ruling
Peoples Democratic Party of being insincere in their attitude towards the second
time ambition of the President.
He also accused them of following the President to his campaign rallies instead
of going to their home states to also galvanise support for the President.
Clark stated this in Abuja on Saturday while playing host to the PDP Aspirants
Forum who paid him a courtesy visit.
The visit was aimed at expressing their grievances over how the party treated
them (PDP aspirants ) in the last primaries in various states.
Clark said he was particularly sad with the way the PDP governorship primary
was conducted in some states, especially in Adamawa State.
He said, “Everybody was ready to hold the governorship primary in Yola. People
were waiting in Yola for the primary and the PDP brought the primary to Abuja
overnight, hired people from Nyanya and others.
“Whereas they held the congresses in Yola, they later resorted to hire people to
attend the primary here in Abuja.
“There is injustice in the party. Some of the national leaders don’t want the
party to succeed and they are disloyal to the President.
“I have asked them to go to their states to campaign, but they refused. They
are following the President everywhere. Some of them want the party to fail.”
He begged the aggrieved aspirants not to leave the ruling party for the
opposition, the All Progressives Congress, saying the party has nothing to offer
Nigerians other than to enthrone a northern President.
Members of the group hinged their grievances on the grounds that the party did
not hold primary to pick any of its candidates, saying that all its flag bearers
were handpicked by godfathers.
The group, however, threatened to institute a court action to nullify the
candidature of all the candidates of the party in the forthcoming general
elections.
Clark however pleaded with the aspirants, stating that the party would not
forget their labour and that they should work together to achieve success for the
party in the forthcoming polls.
He added that when the party wins the election, all the efforts of the aspirants
would be rewarded.
The group had also threatened to work against the interest of the party in the
forth-coming general elections if their grievances were not addressed.
The aspirants said they were highly disappointed by the manner in which the
party’s primary were handled across the country.
The aspirants, who came together under the leadership of Chief Richard Lamai
in Abuja, had also threatened that the resources they expended on campaigning
and wooing delegates for the botched primaries must be refunded to them
before the commencement of the elections, otherwise they would work against
the PDP success at the elections.
The forum comprised of aggrieved aspirants who lost out in the party’s
primaries across the six geo-political zones of the country.
Speaking at the forum’s emergency meeting in Abuja, Lamai said, “We are
collectively aware that reconciliation and reintegration had not been effective in
our party. The leadership of the party has carried on as if nothing happened and
without due regard to aspirants who invested resources and time in building our
party.”
He added that the aggrieved aspirants did not lose out in the primaries due to
their inability to mobilise and canvass for votes from delegates, but that the
leadership of the party across the states had candidates already anointed for
the PDP tickets.
Lamai, however, attributed the challenges being faced by the PDP across the
country to the “lack of internal democracy and political deceit in the party by
the leadership.”
Also speaking at the meeting, two aggrieved members from Kaduna and Rivers
states noted that the monies spent on the procurement of nomination forms and
mobilisation of delegates to the botched primaries must be refunded to them
before the elections.[/img]Foremost Ijaw Leader and a foremost supporter of President Goodluck
Jonathan, Chief Edwin Clark, has accused some national leaders of the ruling
Peoples Democratic Party of being insincere in their attitude towards the second
time ambition of the President.
He also accused them of following the President to his campaign rallies instead
of going to their home states to also galvanise support for the President.
Clark stated this in Abuja on Saturday while playing host to the PDP Aspirants
Forum who paid him a courtesy visit.
The visit was aimed at expressing their grievances over how the party treated
them (PDP aspirants ) in the last primaries in various states.
Clark said he was particularly sad with the way the PDP governorship primary
was conducted in some states, especially in Adamawa State.
He said, “Everybody was ready to hold the governorship primary in Yola. People
were waiting in Yola for the primary and the PDP brought the primary to Abuja
overnight, hired people from Nyanya and others.
“Whereas they held the congresses in Yola, they later resorted to hire people to
attend the primary here in Abuja.
“There is injustice in the party. Some of the national leaders don’t want the
party to succeed and they are disloyal to the President.
“I have asked them to go to their states to campaign, but they refused. They
are following the President everywhere. Some of them want the party to fail.”
He begged the aggrieved aspirants not to leave the ruling party for the
opposition, the All Progressives Congress, saying the party has nothing to offer
Nigerians other than to enthrone a northern President.
Members of the group hinged their grievances on the grounds that the party did
not hold primary to pick any of its candidates, saying that all its flag bearers
were handpicked by godfathers.
The group, however, threatened to institute a court action to nullify the
candidature of all the candidates of the party in the forthcoming general
elections.
Clark however pleaded with the aspirants, stating that the party would not
forget their labour and that they should work together to achieve success for the
party in the forthcoming polls.
He added that when the party wins the election, all the efforts of the aspirants
would be rewarded.
The group had also threatened to work against the interest of the party in the
forth-coming general elections if their grievances were not addressed.
The aspirants said they were highly disappointed by the manner in which the
party’s primary were handled across the country.
The aspirants, who came together under the leadership of Chief Richard Lamai
in Abuja, had also threatened that the resources they expended on campaigning
and wooing delegates for the botched primaries must be refunded to them
before the commencement of the elections, otherwise they would work against
the PDP success at the elections.
The forum comprised of aggrieved aspirants who lost out in the party’s
primaries across the six geo-political zones of the country.
Speaking at the forum’s emergency meeting in Abuja, Lamai said, “We are
collectively aware that reconciliation and reintegration had not been effective in
our party. The leadership of the party has carried on as if nothing happened and
without due regard to aspirants who invested resources and time in building our
party.”
He added that the aggrieved aspirants did not lose out in the primaries due to
their inability to mobilise and canvass for votes from delegates, but that the
leadership of the party across the states had candidates already anointed for
the PDP tickets.
Lamai, however, attributed the challenges being faced by the PDP across the
country to the “lack of internal democracy and political deceit in the party by
the leadership.”
Also speaking at the meeting, two aggrieved members from Kaduna and Rivers
states noted that the monies spent on the procurement of nomination forms and
mobilisation of delegates to the botched primaries must be refunded to them
before the elections.

Politics / We’ve Not Endorsed Any Candidate – Catholic Church by ludamix(m): 8:09am On Feb 23, 2015
The President of the Bishops Conference of Nigeria, Most Rev. Ignatius
Kaigama, has said that contrary to insinuations, the church has not endorsed
any presidential candidate or anybody seeking elective position at every level in
the 2015 general elections.
Kaigama, who is also the Catholic Archbishop of Jos, said that rather the
church would continue to demand good governance and accountability from
those holding public office.
The bishop, who was represented by the Vicar General, Administration and
Religious of the archdiocese, Monsignor Cletus Gotan, at the commencement of
the 2015 Lenten Campaign at the St. Theresa’s Catholic Church, Jos on
Sunday, said that every political office aspirant would receive the blessings of
the church.
He added that such blessing did not mean that such a candidate had received
the endorsement of the church.
The cleric expressed worry at the tension being generated by the 2015 elections
as if there would never be any other election in the country and advised
politicians to desist from campaigns of hate and division.
He said that the theme of the Lenten campaign, “Enforcing the right to good
governance,’ was conceived with the realisation that the ultimate goal of any
person seeking any office should be for public good and that such a person
should exhibit a high sense of service and responsibility in the discharge of the
demands of such office.
Kaigama said, “The heat generated by the present campaigns is as if there will
be no 2019 and that politics will come and end in 2015. We should be careful
and learn from countries that have been engulfed in one form of crisis or the
other, especially of religious nature because such countries are yet to come over
the trauma they went through.”
While praising the efforts of the Justice, Development and Peace/Caritas
Commission in organising the campaign, the second of its kind, the cleric
lamented that Nigerians appeared to have lost all sense of humanity as they
appeared to have abandoned the feelings of others and respect and sanctity of
human lives.
He cited the example of the recent massacre of about 2,000 people in Bagga,
Borno State by the extremist group, Boko Haram, regretting that while Nigerians
treated such a massacre as a non-issue, the whole world including the French
staged a 3,000-man match just for 12 people killed by another extremist group
in France.
The archbishop urged all Christians, especially Catholics, to use the opportunity
of the Lenten period for a sober reflection and a total turn around to God.
Politics / Re: Fayose Celebrates Obj's Exit From PDP In A Front Page Advert In Sun Newspaper by ludamix(m): 7:58am On Feb 23, 2015
I can't really figure what causes Fayose's madness.
1. Is it the corn he eat outside?
2. or the palmwine he drinks at Abe aba
3. Or the wet weed he smokes at bars ni


He told Ekiti people that there is no money to develop the state yet he can afford to pay for coloured front page advert every week. Ekiti people deal with that




saiBuhari
march4Buhari

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Politics / I And My Team Underestimated Boko Haram – President Jonathan by ludamix(m): 11:12pm On Feb 22, 2015
In an interview with ThisDay, President Jonathan said he underestimated the
strength of terror group Boko Haram when he assumed office as President but
now believes that the leader of the sect will be arrested before the elections.
He said bad press & poor Public relations has negatively affected his
government as people, including himself and his cabinet members are not up
to date with the achievements of his government. Read the interview after the
cut…
Quote
“I think the thing that has brought this government down with both
Nigerians and non-Nigerians, is the issue of Boko Haram. One thing is
that terrorism is all over the world, but they believe that we did not handle
it the way we were supposed to handle it. Probably at the beginning, we
and I mean myself and the team, we underrated the capacity of the Boko
Haram. Capacity not in terms of what they have in Nigeria, but their
international linkages, we underrated that and thought that we were
dealing with some local elements that we could overrun.
Many of the security chiefs had made statements that later on you people
took them up on. That shows they underestimated their capacity. We’ve
now realised that the handshake had gone above the elbow and so we
have to move fully and that’s why we are running round to get the right
military equipments we need. Somehow we could not get them early
enough, and now it has moved too close to the election. But with what is
happening now, in the next two weeks, that is three weeks into the six
weeks, God willing, Nigerians will be happy with what the military has
done in the North-east.
On whether there is anything I would have done differently, yes. I think one
thing about the government is that we have done quite a number of things.
At times many of us in the government don’t even know what we have
done. People tell us. I remember in the beginning of this campaign, if I
wanted to visit a state, I will ask those in my office to list out some of
our projects in some of these states so that we can tell them what we’ve
done. Sometimes when I go to the states, people from the host
governments will give me a longer list than the ones prepared for me in my
office. That means that even some of us in the government don’t even
know all of what we have done to impact positively on Nigeria.
Probably we did not put attention and resources on media and public
relations. Public relations is a major thing and that is why companies
have departments for this. No matter what you do, you must have a team
that would manage your image. Shell doesn’t need anybody to advertise
their crude oil, they’ve sold it already, but they still have image makers. I
think we downplayed the issue of image for the government, and of course
making our achievements known.
Also probably the issue of corruption, because these are the two areas
people tackle us – corruption and security. For security, God willing, that
will soon be a thing of the past. The next thing is the issue of corruption,
and I used to tell people: if I don’t want to fight corruption, I wouldn’t
have brought in (Ibrahim) Lamorde as chairman of the EFCC.
I came on board as the vice-president of Yar’Adua, (Nuhu) Ribadu, you all
know the story, was removed. Lamorde was Ribadu’s second in command,
he was the Director of Operations, and was removed from the EFCC back
to the police. Farida was appointed and she was trying her best, because
she used to brief me from time to time. We had to drop her because of
reports from both within this country and outside. And given that Ribadu
was Lamorde were well- trained by the west, they argued that if I bring
Lamorde back that EFCC would improve. If I am someone that don’t want
to fight corruption I would not have listened and brought back Lamorde
because he once investigated me. My in-law was detained here in Abuja
for weeks. But I sent for him and told him that Nigerians and non-
Nigerians believed in him, so we would bring him to help EFCC, because
he was the backbone of Ribadu. So we asked him to come and be the
head of the agency.
But people often say that my body movement encourages corruption which
is not true. Lamorde told me about their limitations, being in court and
the court compromising. I then came up with some innovations again.
Though constitutionally, the three arms of government are not supposed
to meet; there is no platform for the three to meet, even though the
executive and parliament do meet because we are all politicians, but I said
look we must, for the image of the country, come together. I then called
for a special meeting with myself, the vice-president, then the head of
corruption agencies, EFCC, ICPC and the Senate president and his deputy,
then the speaker and his deputy. Then for the judiciary, all the judges of
the federation, the president of the court of appeal, the chief judge of the
federal high court and (from) each of the zones, we nominated a state
chief judge each. I told them that the executive, legislature and judiciary
must work together in the interest of the country to fight corruption.
I called the meeting because of the issue of court delay, and we discussed
and everybody showed concern. But the judiciary operates like a university
setting where every lecturer behaves like he is 100 per cent academic
freedom .Every judge has some level of autonomy, and if they don’t
operate that way there will be issues. So there is a limit that even the
chief judge of the federation can control a judge. The only thing is that if
they misbehave they will be punished under their guide book, but other
than that, the judge can decide to ignore any decision. We had several
meetings, and it was in one of those meetings that the question came up
about the difference between corruption and stealing based on the laws.
We are doing our best to see that corruption is reduced. You can see that
in the payroll system, we have eliminated corruption and theft including
the agric sector. One major area that we will go into is the oil sector. So
we are going to sanitise all the sectors, but I always believe that fighting
corruption is not just about first arresting people and celebrating the
arrest on television. We have to investigate and prosecute before
publicity”
he said.

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Health / Discover These Amazing Facts About Your Eyes by ludamix(m): 11:02pm On Feb 22, 2015
It is very important to keep your eyes healthy. Our eyes are unique and they
have a lot of interesting features.

1. The human eye can distinguish about 10 million different colors.
2.Some women can have a genetic mutation which causes them to see
millions of more colors.
3.People with blue eyes have a higher alcohol tolerance.
4.If the human eye was a digital camera it would have 576 megapixels.
5.We spend about 10% of our waking hours with our eyes closed, blinking.
6.Your eyes can get sunburned.
7.Blue eyes tend to be more sensitive to light.
8.It is impossible to sneeze with the eyes open.
9.Night vision goggles are green because the human eye can differentiate
more shades of green than any other color.
Politics / Re: I’m Not In Any London Hospital - Buhari by ludamix(m): 3:22pm On Feb 22, 2015
menesheh:
Whatever




Is non of ma business, it is the business of the Northerners that keep bringing unhealthy candidate then later they will start crying and making noise that it is their turn to be president of Nigeria undecided undecided undecided

U must be mentally unstable. Buhari is more healthier than ur father. Do u pray to lose ur father @ d age of 70. Stupid fellow.
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Visits Our Lady Queen Of Nigeria Catholic Church Today-photos by ludamix(m): 2:21pm On Feb 22, 2015
If he like let him visit baba eweje in my area or visit okija shrine he will loose on march 28






saiBuhari
march4Buhari
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Visits Our Lady Queen Of Nigeria Catholic Church Today-photos by ludamix(m): 2:18pm On Feb 22, 2015
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Politics / President Jonathan Visits Our Lady Queen Of Nigeria Catholic Church Today-photos by ludamix(m): 2:17pm On Feb 22, 2015
President Jonathan this morning paid a visit to Lady Queen of Nigeria
catholic church Abuja. He was present at the mass, marking the opening
ceremony of the first plenary of the Catholic Bishops. The event had in
attendance all Catholic Bishops in Nigeria.
The president in his address reaffirmed elections will take place as scheduled.
President of Catholic Bishop conference of Nigeria, Bishop Ignatius Kaigama,
used the opportunity to draw his attention to the plight of Nigerians displaced
by the activities of Boko Haram

Politics / Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Owning A $500m Farm In Abuja - The Nation by ludamix(m): 8:01am On Feb 22, 2015
I reserve my comment till march 29 after Buhari is declared president of Nigeria



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Politics / President Jonathan Accused Of Owning A $500m Farm In Abuja - The Nation by ludamix(m): 7:58am On Feb 22, 2015
Pro-govt coalition says constitution allows farming
•President, Obasanjo in proxy war


Despite moves to improve his sliding campaign fortunes, President Goodluck Jonathan is battling to explain all he knows about a multi- billion dollar farm which a non – governmental organisation (NGO) says belongs to him in alleged violation of the 1999 Constitution.

But a pro-Jonathan group, New Generation Coalition says the constitution allows a public officer to engage in farming. It also alleged that ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo also benefited from Abuja-Land -For-Farms grab while in office to engage in farming.

According to an NGO , Purpose Driven Initiative (PDI), the farm was incorporated on December 30, 2011 barely seven months after he was sworn in as president for his current tenure which he wants Nigerians to renew.

The farm is about 94,04 hectare plot of land along the highway leading to Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja.

The group said in adverts in some papers last Friday : “ Let us talk about corruption. This is how the Nigerian government conducts business and fights corruption.
“A sitting President, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, incorporated a company, Ebele Integrated Farms Limited in which he is a major shareholder on December 30, 2011.

“Ebele Integrated Farms Limited applied for and was granted 94.04 hectare plot of land, 1689 in Cadastral Zone EOS Aviation Village, Abuja on January 13, 2014.

“Under the Fifth Schedule Part 1( Code of Conduct for Public Officers) of the 1999 Constitution, Section 1, ‘a public officer shall not put himself in a position where his personal interest conflicts with his duties and responsibilities.’

“Do we need any more evidence of how the Jonathan administration has been fighting or will fight corruption.”
Investigation revealed that crocodiles are some of the livestocks being reared at the aquatic farm.

A source said: “The farm house sits on a hill top overlooking the airport at the nation’s capital with rest chalets and presidential conference rooms.

“I think the farm may worth about $500m when completed. It is believed to being managed by some Israeli experts. As part of the plans, a helipad may be established on the farm, which may be solely export-oriented.”

The whistle-blowing group also alleged that the Minister of FCT, Mallam Bala Mohammed, has abused his office and violated the 1999 Constitution by incorporating Bird Trust Agro-Allied Limited on May 31, 2012.

“The company, Bird Trust Agro-Allied Limited then applied for and was given(by the same FCT that the major shareholder, Bala Mohammed, heads) a 40.4 hectares, plot 1683 in Cadastral Zone E05 of Aviation Village in Abuja on April 11, 2014,”the group said.

Rising in defence of the President and the minister, the pro- government coalition said Obasanjo enjoyed the same perks while in office.

It said: “Is it corruption?As a sitting President, Olusegun Obasanjo incorporated a company, Obasanjo Farms Nigeria Limited. Obasanjo Farms Nigeria Limited applied for and was granted a 100.12 hectares of land, Plot No.1 Cadastral Zone E09 Kuje, Abuja on June 27, 2005.

“The sitting Minister if FCT, Mallam Nasir El-Rufai(now APC chieftain) allocated the land and signed Certificate of Occupancy no. 17c2w-1b99z-9d15r-cb2au-34u3 certified to Obasanjo Farms Nigeria Limited on July 24. 2006.
“Just like Obasanjo Farms Nigeria Limited, Ebele Farms and Bird Trust Agro Limited are companies in which the sponsors engage in farming and other allied agriculture production and processes.

“Under the Fifth Schedule Part 1 Code of Conduct for Public Officers of the 1999 Constitution, Section 1 states that ‘a public officer shall not put himself in a position where his personal interest conflicts with his duties and responsibilities.’

“Section 2 states that without prejudice to the generality of the foregoing paragraph …, nothing in this sub-paragraph shall prevent a public officer from engaging in farming.
“Is it corruption for a public officer to engage in farming as stipulated by the Nigerian Constitution of 1999 with the view to making Nigeria self-reliant in food production?”

Findings confirmed that the presidency has decided to go for broke against Obasanjo for allegedly claiming that Jonathan is corrupt.

A presidency source said: “Let them reveal more, we will also expose more. Whoever lives in a glass house must not throw stones.

“The battle line is drawn, no one can rubbish or stain President Goodluck Jonathan. We have records of personal demands by these so-called anti-corruption saints in the country.”

It is not clear why the coalition dragged Obasanjo’s name into the allegation by the NGO.

On Friday , Jonathan declared that Obasanjo was still his godfather, notwithstanding the ex- president’s resignation from the peoples Democratic Party.


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/jonathan-in-trouble-over-abuja-land-deal/

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Health / Re: What Ladies Don't Know About Postinor 2 by ludamix(m): 8:32pm On Feb 21, 2015
floragregs:
The advantage outweighs the disadvantages!
Even if it outweighed it, the best pregnancy protection is abstinence. if you no fit hold body, use condom tongue
floragregs:
The advantage outweighs the disadvantages!
Even if it outweighed it, the best pregnancy protection is abstinence. if you no fit hold body, use condom
Politics / Re: Fayose Describes U K Hospital Where Buhari Is Receiving Treatment by ludamix(m): 3:13pm On Feb 21, 2015
bondingman:
It seems something permanent will happen to this buhari in 2015
That something permanent is becoming the president of Nigeria


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Politics / Re: Commisioning Of Unit 6 (1320 MW) Egbin Power Station -live On Nta by ludamix(m): 2:58pm On Feb 21, 2015
Has GEJ and his E-goats ask themselves why is it now that election is approaching that he started commissioning everything why not 2 years ago. He should commission road to otueke too





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Politics / Re: House Of Reps Move To Ban Hiace Buses Over Bayelsa Auto Crash by ludamix(m): 9:09am On Feb 21, 2015
It's as if this lawmakers are mad. They just realised this when these happen. When innocent civilians dey die then no move stupid bill than time.
They think its the bus, not minding the excess alcohol intake by the driver



rip to the deceased sha
Politics / Re: Open Letter To President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan by ludamix(m): 11:18pm On Feb 20, 2015
Trinxie:
"So long a letter"...

Are letters suppose to be short?

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Politics / Open Letter To President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan by ludamix(m): 11:13pm On Feb 20, 2015
Editors Note: Assistant Professor of Criminology at the University of Alberta;
Canada, Tope Oriola, in this open letter to President Goodluck Jonathan,
cautions the president not to tow the line of African despots who hardly
relinquish power.
Article Highlights:
- As an underdog in the political terrain, you were a stranger to power
- I presume that you and those around you can sense the mood of the times
- Campaign with all your heart but be ready to accept defeat.
(Sahara Reporters) – Let me begin by stating that I approach your person and
presidency from a sympathetic perspective. My unsolicited support is
predicated on the fact that you are from the Niger Delta, a region that has
given so much yet received little from our country and perhaps because you
have always struck me as a humble exemplar of the rags to prominence fable.
As an underdog in the political terrain, you were a stranger to power: You were
not from a political family; you were neither from the military nor business
class. You were from the periphery of the academia. I have occasionally been
embarrassed by how you were treated by some critics. I have had occasion to
be upset at how some journalists treated you in some of the interviews you
granted. Like many Nigerians, I wanted you to succeed as your success was
directly correlated with our success as a society. Therefore, this letter is not
full of vitriol. Rather, it contains a sober and non-partisan assessment of your
options at this defining moment.
Societies do not often go through this kind of moment. I presume that you and
those around you can sense the mood of the times. Chief Olusegun Obasanjo
saw a glimpse of the quality of this moment during the third term debacle.
General Ibrahim Babangida who famously “stepped aside” may speak to the
character of this moment. But by a wide margin, General Sani Abacha’s era
could provide clearer lessons. You are on the cusp of history. You are, as
history may record, in a world-historical crucible at this moment. Nobody feels
it better than you. Nobody in Nigeria bears greater responsibility. Our
country’s survival is in your hands.
Your Excellency, you are a product of the Nigerian system. No one needs to
remind you about your meteoric emergence on the national stage. You were
favoured above several individuals who by your own confession were better
qualified and had more experience. Nonetheless, you emerged as a relatively
young state executive; part of the new generation of leaders without the
baggage and blood-stained hands of military coups. And of course, your being
from the Niger Delta was music to the ears of many of us. We were ecstatic;
you could do no wrong in our eyes!
However, the major power brokers that made you no longer want you.
Anecdotal evidence also strongly suggests that many of the people no longer
want you. Nigeria as you admitted to US ambassador, Robin Sanders, during
the succession debacle, is too complex for a simple man like you. I am afraid,
Mr. President, that Nigeria needs someone with qualities that you do not
possess. It is not for lack of effort on your part. There are too many wolves in
Nigeria. They are not wolves in sheep’s clothing; they are shameless wolves.
You never stood a chance, Mr. President. Nigeria needs a complex thinker who
can call to order errant old men in the self-serving elite; someone they either
respect or fear.
The ongoing political crisis is turning into heroes some who should be in
prison for corruption, human rights violation or both. Our country is
hemorrhaging. When those whose livelihood depends on not telling you the
truth leave the room and you are all alone, speak to your Creator and do the
right thing for the long-suffering Nigerian people. You must be ready for the
probability that you may lose the presidential election. That may well be good
for the country and yourself. It is time for you to stay true to your belief in the
Scriptures: All power belongs to God and he gives it to whomever he wills.
I am not particularly thrilled that someone who was military Head of State
when I was barely out of diapers may succeed you in office but that may well
be the beauty of democracy. Do not impede the voice of the people. History
may yet be kind to you if you conduct free and fair elections. You are unlikely
to win the Mo Ibrahim or Nobel Prize but you will earn significant respect for
peaceful transfer of power and begin a dignified life in retirement. You may
even become a power broker although I view you as too humble to want that
role.
Your Excellency, your primary aim must now be a higher purpose than winning
an election. Allow Professor Attahiru Jega to do his job. You cannot replace
the umpire at the last minute. The optics are bad. Meet with the Inspector
General of Police and military chiefs and let them know that your political
ambitions are secondary to the well-being of our country. Stop your
supporters from fanning the embers of religious bigotry. Provide the needed
resources and leadership to tackle Nigeria’s many security problems. Allow the
notion of an interim national government to remain what it is — a mere
rumour. Please, address the Nigerian people and tell fellow Nigerians you are
speaking to them as their leader and not a candidate for election. Tell them to
vote for whomsoever they please and that you will ensure there is no electoral
rigging.
It is your right to stand for office but ensure you act ethically and legally.
Campaign with all your heart but be ready to accept defeat. I do not think
that your luck has ran out. I think your luck has now called you to rise beyond
the self. Your name is Goodluck . There may yet be more luck in store for you
but clinging on to power is not in your fortunes. You will be stunned at how
history will remember you if you organize free and fair elections. Do not take
Nigeria towards the road to Rwanda. I wish you well.

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Health / What Ladies Don't Know About Postinor 2 by ludamix(m): 9:51pm On Feb 20, 2015
Postinor 2 is a medication to prevent pregnancy if you shine
the sperm into the ovary, whether intentional or not. It can
prevent pregnancy 95% in the first 24 hours after
intercourse, it is used as a form of emergency contraception
(more commonly known as a morning after pill).

Postinor-2 is formulated to function in a manner similar to
the female hormone progesterone allowing for prevention of
pregnancy if taken within a reasonable period of time.
Generally, it is recommended that Postinor-2 be taken no
later than three days after having unprotected sex.

EFFECTS OF POSTINOR 2
1. When taken in the middle of the menstrual cycle, the
preparation may inhibit ovulation.

2. The pill can cause changes in the menstrual cycle in the
lady. Your next period could start earlier or later than
expected and flow can be lighter or heavier than
normal.

3. It can cause nauseating feeling which occurs in
approximately 25% of users vomiting

4. It can also bring about bleeding disturbances in some
cases, 2-3 days following tablet ingestion
5. Sometimes it can cause breast tenderness, headache,
dizziness, fatigue.

6. In the majority of cases the next period starts as
expected or somewhat earlier, if the period is more
than 7 days late it is recommended to perform a
pregnancy test.

7. In case of prolonged or heavy bleeding, gynaecological
examinations is advised.

8. If the user has a reported case of asthma, heart failure,
hypertension, migraine, epilepsy, renal impairment,
diabetes mellitus, hyperlipidaemia, depression, and / or
stroke, the preparation may be used exclusively in the
above mentioned emergency cases. it is not appropriate
for regular use.
The manufacturer of the emergency contraceptive offers the
efficiency of the pill when it is taken as directed. Logically,
the longer the interval between unprotected sex and taking
the pill, the decrease in how effective it will be. It is
estimated that Postinor-2 will prevent 85% of expected
pregnancies. 95% of expected pregnancies will
be prevented if taken within the first 24 hours.
So I employ every guy to always walk around with postinor2
because you never know when you will have a match because
you don’t want to receive that “We need to Talk” text after 7
weeks.

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Celebrities / Re: Kuti Shares Throwback Picture Of His Mom And Her Jumbo-sized Weed…(PICS) by ludamix(m): 1:11pm On Feb 20, 2015
missdebs:
these were the original supporters of APC


you're a E-goat
Politics / Re: 615 Terrorist killed In Both Air And Ground Attacks In Sambista Forest - Pic by ludamix(m): 1:07pm On Feb 20, 2015
kosovo:


You are the one fooling yourself...

In the last 6 years.. U.S blocked every channel of weapon sale to Nigeria.. It was blocked in the U.S, Israel, And South Africa..

Until we went to Russia and Ukraine, which U.S has no power over.. Nigeria couldn't secure some weapons to combat the hi-tech weapons of BH.

Secondly, in the last 6 yrs.. Neither border nations joined the fight.. Now we have Chad, Niger, Cameron and A.U in this fight.

Over 20,000 solders, Airforce and Navy are in this fight . Hence, the massive offensive and bombardment..



you're the one fooling yourself. where was Jonathan's brain in the last six years for him to divert his purchase to Russia and Ukraine instead he was blaming the loss of innocent souls to the USA for not selling ammunitions to him.
wise up man



#sai Buhari

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Nairaland / General / Re: Pictures From Area Fight In Oshodi Today by ludamix(m): 12:26pm On Feb 20, 2015
you're asking of MBU? for your info Mr MBU isn't posted here for area boy fights neither is he here for our security ,He's here to make sure PDP wins at all cost in the coming election .

That's jst d truth. Mbu ambition in Lagos state is to do everything within his capacity to make sure dt every lagosian converge under d umbrella of PDP and rig against APC. Mbu an eagle eyes of people are watching u.
Politics / Re: President Jonathan's University Graduation & NYSC Pictures by ludamix(m): 11:59am On Feb 20, 2015
The fact dat Nigeria constitution allows secondary school certificate to be a president, Buhari is qualified to rule us. Jonathan graduate from Higher istitution does nt mean he is fully energise or has qualified knowledge to rule us.

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