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HealthRe: Inside Nigeria’s Quiet Egg And Sperm Market Where Students Trade Fertility by lukmammy(m): 9:46pm On May 22, 2025
Donating a pint of blood every month, that sounds interesting. But, sir, may i know how you do this? The reason is that according to WHO, a man can only donate 4 times in a year, 3 times for a female. Please, i need you to school me on that. Thank you
rentAcock:
I think this article is significantly exaggerating the risks of donating eggs and sperm. How can you say a man will suffer from low sperm count for donating sperm when the average adult male masturbates more than 3 times a week? If that was the case, our population will be declining and not growing at a healthy pace.

I'm a chronic sperm donor and I can proudly say my sperm has made over 150 couples happy parents today. I also donate a pint of blood every month as well and I have told my wife to make sure every organ in my body gets donated when I'm dead.

My only worry as a sperm donor is the risk of a boy I fathered meeting a girl I also fathered and having an incestuous relationship without knowing it. Other than that, I love donating my sperm, the monetary incentive is nice but what's most rewarding is the joy and happiness I bring to several families who would otherwise not have any children of their own.

Articles like this should be banned because they shame donors and creates a bad stigma associated with being a donor. There's already a shortage of donors, and this article doesn't help matters.
BusinessRe: Matches: I Am Shocked After Seeing This In Nigeria (photo) by lukmammy(m): 4:40pm On Oct 11, 2023
What have we not seen?? We are a country that import TOOTHPICK using millions of dollars

Wisdomkosi:
"I Was Shocked After Seeing That Nigeria Actually Import Common Matches From India And Indonesia. I Asked Myself, What Actually Is Nigeria Producing And Exporting Outside The Country Apart From Oil" ?- Wisdom Nwedene
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Scored 334/400 In Common Entrance (Photo) by lukmammy(m): 5:37pm On Jul 04, 2023
The point is, the girl is a brilliant student considering her previous examinations and results, at least, as heralded by the media. However, Jamb is very sure of its verdicts against the girl, proving it beyond reasonable doubt that the result is doctored. I hope the security personnel conducts investigation into the matter so those who lured the poor girl to the fraudulent act can be arrested and disciplined accordingly.
igwebuike01:
I think all her old results like this proves her innocence. Why should a brilliant candidate resort to forgery? It's very unlikely
PoliticsRe: Ex-service Chiefs To Get Four Bulletproof Suvs, 20 Domestic Aides, 36 Soldiers by lukmammy(m): 10:58am On Jul 01, 2023
This is the best message to usher any right thinking person into the new month. However, the issue is thaf the parents that would love to do that do not have the money in bulk to put their wards in that line. May God help us!!!
Likoya:
Them for kuku give them one full battalion, nonsense.

Now, I have an advice for some people here and this is the last time I'll post this...
If You're sixteen years old,or just finished secondary school in this country, please my advice for you is to not go to university immediately.. Use one year or 6 months to go and learn any business you have passion for, then ask your parents to use the money they want to waste for that Useless five years course to start up a business for you, trust me, in five years time if you are destined to succeed and not an Igbo smoker or mumu pikin, when your mates are celebrating graduating with a stupid degree, busy signing shirt upandan and start searching for a job they can never see, you will have become a millionaire by then.. After you've established your business to a stage where by it don't need your presence to run, you can employ people to run it in your absence while your go to school and chase that degree if you want... When your mates dey celebrate graduating at 21,22,23, you will be celebrating becoming a millionaire and employer of labour at that same age... Tell me how many BSC holders get upto a million Naira in their account today? Na them full Nairaland 24/7 dey complain of job scarcity, planning how to go squat with a friend in another state in search of job..
FamilyRe: My Baby Is Being Strongly Affected By Jaundice, I Need Help And Solution. by lukmammy(m): 3:38pm On Jun 29, 2022
I believe your baby will be fine ok. Cases like this are more of inability to pay additional hospital bills and trust me, the more you stay in the hospital the unthinkably accumulated your bills. But before there was corn, bird ate something hence, the indigenous knowledge of our fathers. My 3 children all had jaundice at birth and we didn't stay extra day in the hospital for it to subdue. We used the indigenous knowledge of our forefathers.

If it is not too much and you can see it all over the baby's body, as instructed put him/her under the early morning sun. You should also go to 'alagbo' to buy 'EEPO YAANI and EEPO AHUN'. Soak in water, use it to bath and put droplets in his/her mouth. Will be ok bfr you know it. But if it is so much you should take him/her to the ALAGBO, they have few other things they add to it
Singlelover:
Good morning nairalanders.

my new baby is being affected by jaundice, and all home remedies i've tried didn't work.

i've gone to the hospital to see a doctor, he said i should be placing him under the early morning sun for about 15 minutes daily, but it's not working either.

please i need help on how to cure and get rid of it so my baby can feel better.

whatever suggestion you give will be useful and will go along way, thanks.

Please my baby needs help. Help me to frontpage so i can get help in treating my baby. Thanks
HealthRe: What Is This On My Brother's Body? (Photos) by lukmammy(m): 4:31pm On May 20, 2022
I think it is allergies to either cream or medications. He should look back to what he probably started using in those two items and stop it hence, his condition may improve
hugelyendowed:
The first doctor suspected it could be allergies. That my bro might be allergic to things around him or so.
HealthRe: Abnormal Growth On My Forehead And Wrist by lukmammy(m): 4:26pm On May 20, 2022
It is lipoma bro. I carried that on my right hip for 4years but I got rid of it about 2 months ago. It doesn't pain, it doesn't itch, you only feel like a ball is moving in the lump if you press hard. 30-50mins surgery would take care of it
engrjosefz:
Good Day Medical Experts here, Please I would like to know the effects of this growths I am noticing recently on my wrist.

The one on my forehead has been there for a long time say 5 or 6yrs back, I can't recall, but the one on my wrist started developing like months back.

It's a bit hard and fleshy, I don't feel any pains or whatsoever except when I press it very hard, but I am beginning to feel concerned about them.

What is the name, causes and effects on the body?

What Medical Solutions can I seek?
See Attached pictures.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs West Ham United (1- 0) On 5th March 2022 by lukmammy(m): 6:20pm On Mar 05, 2022
I am no fan of Liverpool though but your comment is actually talking about the old REDS. it's been new dawn for them since klopp's 2nd season in-charge
NwaNimo1:
Liverpool normally 'slip up' around this period of the season.....

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BusinessRe: COVID-19 Funds Scam: Lady's BVN Used In Collecting Nirsal Loan by lukmammy(m): 5:39pm On Feb 05, 2022
Lindajames1010:
Hope it's not the covid-19 grant that NIRSAL paid 2020?...because I don chop d money oo
I didn't take the loan/grant though but I know if they are to arrest defaulters, government will need to build more correctional facilities
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Plymouth Argyle : FA Cup (2 - 1) On 5th February 2021 by lukmammy(m): 2:37pm On Feb 05, 2022
He watched CR7 throughout United game last night hence his poor positioning today
BabaO2:
Lukaku needs to work on his positioning, he needs to watch CR7.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Plymouth Argyle : FA Cup (2 - 1) On 5th February 2021 by lukmammy(m): 2:35pm On Feb 05, 2022
PoliticsRe: Anti-France Protest Erupts In Abuja As Shiites Burn Country's Flag (Photos) by lukmammy(m): 11:06am On Nov 04, 2020
OfficialAwol:
See the Shiites we were pitying...

Anyway sha, we shouldn't be surprised.

Islam is a religion of piss.
everyone with his/her opinion
PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-Madueke: Yahoo Boys Have Become Role Models by lukmammy(m): 9:00am On Aug 10, 2020
Yahoo yahoo MATRON has spoken..But wait oh, I think mama dey fear the boys cos of the huge money she's got in her account
PoliticsRe: Conditional Cash Transfer Begins In Lagos. Beneficiaries Receive N10,000 Each by lukmammy(m): 7:30am On Aug 10, 2020
Waiting for confirmation by Nairalanders. If its not confirmed here then, its AUDIO as always cool
CareerRe: Lockdown: Salary Earners Will Also Cry by lukmammy(m): 9:44am On Apr 21, 2020
[quote author=Area4Area post=88677938]Pay cuts for the state's workers or which category of workers and which state could that be?[/q upuote]


I learnt Niger state did
CareerRe: Lockdown: Salary Earners Will Also Cry by lukmammy(m): 9:41am On Apr 21, 2020
I read Niger state did
IslamRe: Lagos Lockdown: Muslim Worshippers Shout 'Allahu Akbar'', Attack Officers by lukmammy(m): 7:06am On Apr 02, 2020
If they'd contract covid-19 on their own and die no wahala but they'll infect some innocents....ignorance is a disease truly.
PoliticsMark’s Security Details Tear-gassed Tambuwal, Others – DPO by lukmammy(op): 2:38pm On Dec 17, 2014
There was a mild drama at the Senate probe of the November 20 National Assembly invasion by the police when the Divisional Police Officer attached to the federal parliament, Mr. James Ndachaba, said the police officers from the FCT command, were not responsible for the tear gas canister thrown at the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr. Aminu Tambuwal.

Ndachaba, who stated this while testifying before the Senator Ahmed Makarfi’s ad-hoc committee of the Senate probing the unfortunate development, however, indicted security details attached to Senate President, David Mark, for being responsible for the tear gas canister thrown at the Speaker and his colleagues on November 20.

Curiously, heads of other security and paramilitary agencies attached to the National Assembly, however, disagreed with the position of Ndachaba as they stated that they were not aware of any Mark’s security detail throwing tear gas at Tambuwal.

But the DPO argued that he actually saw Mark’s security detail, whose name he did not mention, through a video recording, perpetrating the act.

The following conversation ensued between the committee chairman and Ndachaba.

Makarfi: You wrote in your written submission that one of the security details of Senate President, David Mark, fired the tear gas. Are you saying that it is not the policemen under your command that fired the tear gas?

Ndachaba: With due respect sir, what I viewed on the screen showed that the police under my command dressed differently from those attached to the Senate President……

Makarfi (cuts in): I want you to be specific are you telling this committee that it is the security personnel of the Senate President that fired the tear gas?

Ndachaba: What I am saying is that the tear-gassing took place when the Senate President attempted to enter the chamber of the House of Representatives and there was a commotion which led to the injury of his aide-de-camp (ADC).

Makarfi (cuts in again): Are you saying that the tear gas was only fired at the entrance of the House of Representatives chambers? Are you saying tear gas was not fired anywhere within the premises of the National Assembly before then?

Ndachaba: I asserted in my report with you sir where I wrote that the tear gas might have exploded when attempt was made to disarm a police officer at the entrance of the main gate.

Makarfi: You are under oath. Here you have put in writing that the tear gas might have been exploded by one of the security details of the Senate President.

Ndachaba: Very well sir, I was not physically there but I saw it on the video clips which was aired by a television station. My submission was based on information and the video clips that I saw. I saw it on the screen.

Makarfi: This is a grievous allegation which you have submitted in writing. I want you to submit a copy of the video clip otherwise we will describe your allegation as hearsay.

It will be recalled that Tambuwal and some federal lawmakers were locked out of the complex on that day after a futile attempt to stop Tambuwal, by firing tear gas canisters at him and his colleagues.

The police had said that it acted on security reports that the National Assembly would be invaded by thugs on the day when lawmakers were to either ratify or reject President Goodluck Jonathan’s extension of emergency rule in the North-East states of Adamawa, Borno and Yobe.

The Senate leadership, after an extensive debate on the issue on the floor, set up a committee led by Makarfi, the chairman of its Finance Committee, to probe the circumstances that led to the invasion and report back in two weeks.

However, more than a week behind schedule, Makarfi commenced investigation into the police invasion on Monday.

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Foreign AffairsRe: The Richest World Leaders by lukmammy(m): 7:26pm On Dec 05, 2013
no b say johnny boi no wan make d list oo..boh u knw say him till 2mao d guy never declare him asset..johnny boi no mind dem jare i knw say by now u dey laff ppl wey prp d list
Jobs/VacanciesRe: QUESTIONS: GMAT,JOB APTITUDE TEST,GOVERNMENT JOB TEST &(5) COVER LETTER SAMPLES by lukmammy(m): 2:44pm On Dec 03, 2013
lukfal4real@yahoo.com
lukfal4realgmmail.com......thankx brotherly
PoliticsRe: JTF Kills 14 Boko-Haram Bombers In Kano by lukmammy(m): 6:24pm On Mar 31, 2013
[quote author=Burger01]Rest in peace to the JTF soldier killed and 'Rest in HELL' to the 14 virgin seeking islamists killed... :



you are a goat
NYSCRe: NYSC To Be Extended To 2 Years? by lukmammy(m): 9:53am On Mar 13, 2013
Sometimes i wonder wia this stupid pple called ovt are coming from..NYSC that virtually everyone is sayin should b scrapped now dey wanna extend it......its all well and gud,david mark and family can start with that
EducationPlease Help Me Out by lukmammy(op): 6:47pm On Oct 01, 2010
can anybody please relate me to a sure site for studying abroad with a minimum cost
EducationWanted Free Tuition Study Abroad by lukmammy(op): 6:44pm On Oct 01, 2010
can somebody please relate me to a sure site for studying abroad?

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