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Food / Brand New Bruhm Standing Gas Cooker With Oven by lukuluku101(m): 10:57am On Feb 07
Brand new 50 x 50 Bruhm free standing gas cooker with 4 burners and oven for sale, pick up location is Ajah, Lagos.

Colour: Black
Burners: 4
Production date: July 2023
Serial number: BGC-5540IB
Gas type: LPG
Condition: Brand new

Price: 110k

Contact 07055199986

Car Talk / Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by lukuluku101(m): 2:23pm On Jan 28, 2023
Ah ahnn wetin happen? All these long script on top car sex? If them ask you to write essay of 400 words now, you go say e too long!

sukkot:
It’s very true. First of all you need to understand that a cars performance is a physical projection of the spiritual health of the person driving it. And so it’s an extension of you . Also to be noted is that there are two types of people in this world, those with a higher calling aka angelic beings and those who don’t have any calling. Those with a higher calling are closely watched and closely marked by higher spiritual forces and must be protected at all times and so if they mess up and mistakenly as a result of the mess up they open portals through which demonic forces can attack and penetrate and so these portals must be closed immediately by immediately giving them their judgement almost on the spot and these types of people if they do wrong get their judgement immediately. Now people like that if they own a car and they do anything immoral in the car that car would almost immediately within a few days start malfunctioning. I am speaking from experience because I have given a few women lifts in my car whom I should not have given lifts to because obviously there was some sexual tension there which I should have not entertained because of course I had my own situation going on but anyway all I did was offer two different women aka my neighbors a ride on two different occasions and immediately they got into the car my car lost power almost immediately. Driving it seemed like I was driving a tortoise. Took it to the mechanic on both occasions and the mechanic said something fried all my ignition coil and all my spark plugs and he was bewildered but I knew what it was. It was a punishment and warning for me not to open portals through which demons can attack. And so yes if you are a highly angelic being and you have immoral sex not with your wife in your car, expect it to start malfunctioning within a week. Then there are the second set of humans who are not angelic and are not closely marked. Those ones are the ones who the higher powers let their sins pile up over time before attacking them. Those ones can nack inside their car for months and years and nothing happens but when that hammer of accumulated sins eventually comes it is devastating. Maybe that’s the guy you would see who a trailer carrying a huge container mistakenly let’s the container fall on the guys car and it crushes the whole car beyond repairs etc if he doesn’t lose his life depending on the weight of the accumulated sins
Car Talk / Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by lukuluku101(m): 2:20pm On Jan 28, 2023
You just bought a car, and your first thought is having sex in the car. Okay...so you want to know if your car will develop issues when you do? YES IT WILL. In fact it will burn, lastma will impound it, government will auction it... Lol "
Gabrielwilliams:
Good day Guys,

Help me clarify an issue. My friend was telling me about how he had sex at the back seat of his car and the following week, his engine knocked. Another bro said he had sex in his car and his brand new car started developing different faults.
Let me ask, is it true that sex in the car damages your car? Kindly share your story or opinions about this. I just bought a car.
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Neatly Used PS4 Slim by lukuluku101(m): 6:32pm On Nov 06, 2022
Available for pickup in Ajah. Call 07055199986
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Neatly Used PS4 Slim by lukuluku101(m): 6:28pm On Nov 06, 2022
PlayStation 4 slim console with two controllers available for sale at 140k.

Also available at 8k are:
FIFA 20
God Of War
Spiderman
Tearaway Unfolded
Gran Turismo Spec 2
Mortal Kombat

Properties / Wise Investment! 3 Bedroom Maisonette And Flats In Ikate by lukuluku101(m): 11:18am On Jul 13, 2022
Only 2 units remaining of 3 bedroom maisonettes and 3 bedroom flats in Ikate Lekki.

Excellent community and apartment amenities includes:
•Boy’s Quarter
•All Rooms En-suite
•Spanish Tiles
•Ample Parking Space
•24Hours Electriciy
•Easy Access To VI n Ikoyi
. Elevator
. In Built Speakers
- High-performance glazing window system
- Water Treatment Plant
- Swimming Pool (Ground Floor)
- Custom designed interior doors and solid core entrance door
- 24/7 Smart and robust security access
- CCTV cameras
- Electric Fence
- Fully equipped foreign kitchen

The building comprises12 units of luxury apartment:

•4 Units Of 3 Bedroom Maisonette + BQ
Price: N95M

•8 Units Of 3 Bedroom Flat Apartment + BQ
Price: N85M

Call 07055199986 to grab this amazing offer!

Properties / New Spacious Terraces by lukuluku101(m): 11:03am On Jul 13, 2022
Very spacious 4 bedroom terrace duplexes in Ikota GRA selling for N62million. Serviced and secure.

Call 07055199986 for serious inquiries!

Properties / Great Offer! 4 Bedroom Duplex In Flood Free Estate by lukuluku101(m): 9:58am On Jul 13, 2022
FOR SALE:

Only 3 units remaining from the 7 solidly built 4 bedroom semi-detached and fully detached duplexes with quality fittings, and large spaces at Graceland Estate, Ajah, Lagos. Flood free estate, next to Royal Gardens Estate along Lekki expressway.


*Price* :
Fully detached (only 1 unit available) - *N72million net*

Semi detached (only 2 units available) - *N67million net*

*1 year guarantee for any structural defect.

*Fifth Quadrant's exclusive buyer's package also available for this property.

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Properties / Spacious 4 Bedroom Bungalow by lukuluku101(m): 9:42am On Jul 13, 2022
Last unit of 4 bedroom bungalows in Unity estate inside Thomas Estate Ajah selling for N58million net.

Governor's Consent.

Call 07055199986 for purchase inquiries!

Properties / Very Good Buy! 4 Bedroom With BQ by lukuluku101(m): 9:15am On Jul 13, 2022
Still available!

Last unit of 4 bedroom semi-detached duplex with a BQ, in a court within a serviced estate with security, electricity, swimming pool, gym and kids playground, selling for N70million. Located in a serviced estate along Orchid road Lekki.

Call 07055199986 to start your ownership process.

Properties / Re: Furnished Duplex For Sale In Lekki by lukuluku101(m): 8:00pm On Jul 07, 2022
Still available
Properties / Furnished Duplex For Sale In Lekki by lukuluku101(m): 12:02pm On Jul 05, 2022
Quick Sale!

Furnished 4 bedroom duplex off Orchid road selling for N62million, including the furnishing.

Contact Fifth Quadrant Realty on 07055199986 for purchase inquiries.

Religion / Calling On All God's Children by lukuluku101(m): 4:21am On Apr 01, 2020
The world labels you a sinner, but God calls you Sweetheart. Come back to the Father. He's missed you & madly in love with you just as you are. His intention is never to fit in, but as you step into Him, you become fit. Walk each day with Him & He'll walk you through struggles.

God's intention is not to have an aspect of your life. He wants to have it all.
His grace is bespoke, custom made to fit you without stress. His love is like the big clothes of Nigerian moms... Don't worry, you'll grow into it.
You're handcrafted by the greatest designer there is & you bear his label at the back of your neck, it reads "Made in Zion - The City of the Superman".

Why not cast you at the foot of the cross & let God spin, build & mould you into a vessel of honour. So the next time men need to see the light, the next time men need to rekindle their dying lamps, they look to you.

#homecoming #comeback

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Properties / 4 Bedroom Serviced Apartment With A BQ At Rumens, Old Ikoyi by lukuluku101(m): 9:32pm On Jan 29, 2020
Very spacious 4 bedroom serviced apartment with a BQ, swimming pool, gym, 24hrs Power Supply and Security at Rumens, Ikoyi.

Rent: N6million, SC: N2.4million

Direct Instruction

Politics / Re: Edirin Okoloko Appointed As Judge In Washington, USA by lukuluku101(m): 11:54pm On Sep 13, 2018
Can we call him Judge Washington? grin
Properties / Re: Joint Venture LAND At LEKKI And Banana Island, Ikoyi, Lagos. by lukuluku101(m): 10:09pm On Jun 27, 2018
Is M24 still available?
bulkmoney:

Joint venture Development LAND.


6483 SQM at Rasheed Williams street lekki pH 1.
Development. Block of Flats and commercial Building.
Title Lagos cofo
Value N1.2b
Premium NO
Sharing 50/50
Facilitator's fee 5%

: BANANA ISLAND IKOYI JV M24.
LAND AREA:-2,025M
LAND VALUE :-#800M
PROPOSED:-18 FLATS
NO PREMIUM
AGENCY :-10%

: BANANA ISLAND IKOYI JV @ZONE L PLOT 3 .LAND AREA:-4,570.473M.LAND VALUE:-#3B .NO PREMIUM. WITH APPROVAL FOR TWO BLOCKS OF 19 FLOORS. PLUS PENT HOUSE.AGENCY:-10%.

Ifiok Simon.
09033199907 whatsapp.
08060636003 Call.

Properties / Re: Banana Island Sales by lukuluku101(m): 9:44pm On Jun 27, 2018
How authentic and closeable is this?
AzeezRealtor:
CLOSABLE BANANA ISLAND JV : 2,024sqm of land @ Zone M24, Value is #800m, open proposal, no premium, documents and owner is available.

more contact 08028247119
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 13 by lukuluku101(m): 11:34am On Jan 19, 2018
Yes, it is.

OriEyeLe:
I'm sorry to ask this o, is your Bsc 2nd class upper?


Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 13 by lukuluku101(m): 5:28pm On Jan 18, 2018
Hi everyone!
I haven't been following this thread; I just stumbled upon it minutes ago so please forgive me if my question has already been asked/discussed.

Please what are the available options for first timers like myself intending to relocate to Canada? Like, where do I even start the process from?

I'm a BSc holder in Industrial Mathematics from a Nigerian University. I've never worked with my certificate, but I've been doing fairly well as an entrepreneur. I thought to enroll for a course in enterprise development but the tuition is not encouraging.

Please I'll appreciate any help with how to go about it. Are there also courses/programs not costing more than 3million I can enroll for?

How helpful would the course/program be in getting a job after graduation?

Or should I apply for as a visitor/tourist then begin any applications there?

Please help...anyone?
Autos / Re: Registration Of Vehicles/Change Of Ownership/Driver License by lukuluku101(m): 5:44pm On Jul 11, 2017
I'd like to thank Pat for sorting things out and delivering on her promise. Again I apologise for the damages caused by my post.

I will proudly recommend her to everyone requiring the services she renders.
Autos / Re: Registration Of Vehicles/Change Of Ownership/Driver License by lukuluku101(m): 2:42pm On Jul 01, 2017
lukuluku101:
I apologise for the damages caused by my last post. I acted extremely and I'm sorry Patricia. I'm counting on your words.
lukuluku101:
Please you can unquote my last post. Thank you



i am a regular user of this platform, and I can assure both of you of pattbf's integrity when it comes to your jobs. If you have any delays it is beyond her control and I'm sure you cannot get it anywhere else faster. Be patient I'm sure all will be settled soon and you will reffer others to use her service also.

Gazzuzz
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Autos / Re: Registration Of Vehicles/Change Of Ownership/Driver License by lukuluku101(m): 2:32pm On Jul 01, 2017
I apologise for the damages caused by my last post. I acted extremely and I'm sorry Patricia. I'm counting on your words.
Autos / Re: Registration Of Vehicles/Change Of Ownership/Driver License by lukuluku101(m): 2:17pm On Jun 30, 2017
Please you can unquote my last post. Thank you
Celebrities / Re: Model Swims Unclad With Sharks To Prove That They're Not As Dangerous As Believe by lukuluku101(m): 8:48am On May 15, 2017
55ft...How was she able to breathe without an oxygen mask? Did the sharks give her air too? Lubbishhh
Properties / 10,000sqm Land For Sale In Kubwa by lukuluku101(m): 11:29pm On Oct 19, 2016
I have 10,000sqm with scanty structures on it, for sale in Kubwa, Abuja. It could be used for residential or commercial purposes. Asking price is N250million
Properties / Self Contain Apartment To Let In Garki 2 by lukuluku101(m): 7:10pm On May 29, 2016
Moderate sized self contain apartment is available for rent off Lagos street, Garki II, Abuja.

Rent: 400k (slightly negotiable)
Agency fee: 40k

Call 08026394356 for inquiries.
Celebrities / Re: If You Recognise This Man, Go And Marry! by lukuluku101(m): 7:21am On Apr 18, 2016
yemsai:

Yes na..no b u dey always steal goats inside yoruba movies in d 90s?

Ya daddy...no be me
Celebrities / Re: If You Recognise This Man, Go And Marry! by lukuluku101(m): 7:12am On Apr 16, 2016
yemsai:
I was actually expecting lukuluku's picture.. I knw most pple here don't knw him undecided

Do you know me?
Politics / Re: Shocking Before And After Transformation Of Nnamdi Kanu In Prison [PICS] by lukuluku101(m): 9:06am On Dec 24, 2015
Quick question: are you a mere statistic or otherwise?

dearpreye:
Though I do not totally appreciate his modus operandi but this man is a man of passion; a man of unlimited commitment to his people's welfare and future. He's a great leader.

A lot of men will cower when they come face to face with mere human government. Very few men will brave mortal danger. He's already etched his name on the sands of time.

Billions of people come to the earth as mere statistics but a few others will challenge authority, injustice and seek means to elevate the human status. He belongs to that category. Sooner or later every man will die but THEY who never stood for anything have already DIED.

The world is already better place because of people like him who will never dance to what's popular.

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Education / Re: Moment An Hajia Frowns At Indecently Dressed Lady by lukuluku101(m): 4:18pm On Nov 24, 2015
But that guy with a headphone, wearing flip flops shaaa...within academic areas? Sigh
Politics / Re: Nigeria Certificate Of Non Impediment To Marriage by lukuluku101(m): 11:30am On Nov 15, 2015
Animal talk
stickncarrot:
Good you found your love. The name Nancy doesn't sound like one of those names answered to by the Zoogerians. Well, in Zoo, nothing is done online. To get it, find someone to bribe even if the president will append his signatures, he will want you to settle him.

Find out if your love Nancy is from Biafra and support the Biafra to get her independent from the Zoo called Nigeria, that's the only way you can get what you want online and without bribe.
Culture / Real Native Doctors Needed by lukuluku101(m): 11:31am On Oct 16, 2015
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