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CastedAyo:
https://torimill.com/2018/02/valentine-proposal-nigerian-man-journeys-from-lagos-to-kogi-for-23-hours-to-propose-to-his-girlfriend.html

the tweet said kebbi not kogi
op check ur thread

technicallyrich:
Almost all the married women in my hood,usually get fat after giving birth, even the ones that I knew were very slim.
Anyway fat, is a turn off for me,and I will like to know if you can predict.
In summary, are there pointers to know if a woman will later get fat.
Sorry for the typological error.

look at her mom
or the shoulders
wide shoulders means they would surely add a little

Jamariwolf4:
I Think These Male Sex Dolls Are Kinda Fit.

So I decided to look up pics of the male sex dolls and bliv me, I was blown away.
i mean:

Look at those arm lengths, the abs, pecs, strong hands.

One has to wonder, how many naija men can keep a body like this? Do they even know equipments inside a basic gym?

Further,
We can choose from a variety of handsome face, the hot sun has made most male faces from this part of the world really repulsive.
I heard they've got bionic peenises (they are described as unstoppable, and better than the real thing and most vibrators)




Ladies have now got a man who will never leave us or slut shame us frequently.
Rejoice!

good for you

seyi360:
SEX DOLLS : The world is in trouble
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6571835_newarrival2013hotsellinginflatabledolladvancedjuniors_jpg640x640_jpegf5cc615f90da81c5f0db01e0e4604faa

The kingdom of darkness will stop at nothing in their aggressive pursuit to enslave the souls of men.

The invention of sex dolls or sex machines is an unmistakable proof that the world is in big trouble.

For all those unsuspecting and undiscerning men and women who considers this as just another tool meant render prostitutes jobless, there is more to this than meets the eye.

Sex has been the most potent and result yielding tool deployed by the enemy of man's soul to captivate, torture and neutralize his destiny.

A sex doll at the moment costs about N800,000 which is considered to be on the high side. The real war starts when it becomes affordable to many.

With the invention and acceptance of sex dolls across the world , the fallouts listed below becomes inevitable.

(1) Sex becomes accessible without a human partner.

(2) Commercial sex workers are most likely going out of business.

(3) Reduction in sexually transmitted diseases.

(4) Brothel owners will replace sex workers with sex dolls.

(5) One more excuse to stay single as the dolls are built to meet biological needs.

(6) Reduction in unwanted pregnancies.

To the Spiritually discerning;

(7) These dolls are an access gate for fresh sex demons to penetrate the human race.

( These dolls provide a comfortable place of abode for sex demon(s)

(9) These sex dolls will introduce STDs that cannot be detected by medical laboratories.

(10) These dolls will fast become sex shrines demanding sexual inter course as a form of sex worship from their owners and those who patronise them as the case may be.

(11) The demons living in these sex dolls will spiritually remote control the lives of their owners or customers as the case may be.

(12) These sex dolls will not only engage in physical sexual activities with their customers or owners, they will extend their services to the dream world.

(13) Spirit wives and husbands will rise astronomically

(14) Sex addiction will be on the rise

(15) Marriage to sex dolls.

In the end, this is an invitation to the accelerated destruction of stars and destinies of humanity.

The world is clearly in trouble, watch and pray.

thanks for the write up. they don't know
God bless you

wisdomguy4u:
My fellow nairalanders, pls you guys should follow me digest this my matter. Una fit learn one or two things. 


Around 23rd of Dec 2017, i travelled from benin to my hometown in Anambra state for the Christmas holiday. While on the way i called my fiancee who stays in Onitsha with her parents, i asked her if we could lodge in a hotel when i get to onitsha so i can continue my journey to my hometown the next day. She told me she can't sleepover as her parents won't let her ( as she was expected to cook the next day). So we agreed that when i get to onitsha i will come pick her up and drop her back in the evening.


So when i got to onitsha i went straight to her house. And with the permission of parents , i went out with her (her parents 
knows me ).


We went to a nice hotel in onitsha where i booked a room #9,500 (lodging). We relaxed have some drinks and food. We talked about how our wedding will be. I wanted the wedding to hold around June this year , but she wanted it early. We had a nice time together as it has been months since we haven't seen. 


After some hours together, she said she has to go as her parents would be expecting her. I told her i will drop her and from there head to my hometown. She asked me what about the room i paid for lodging... i told her that we would have to return the key as i cannot sleepover in the room all alone when i know i can still reach my hometown if i leave now. As a smart girl (which she feels she is), she told me that if the hotel workers finds out that I'm leaving,they would just put someone else in the room and pocket the money to themselves (in my mind then i was like that's their luck then). 


As we were about to leave the room , i wanted to return the key, but she suggested i leave the key inside the room and just jam the door so they wouldn't know that we have left until the next day. I asked her why didnt she want the workers to make gain from it; she said the workers didn't attend to us well, that they were forming big girls. I did as she suggested,  jammed the door and we left. I dropped her up in her street and left immediately for my hometown (that was around 6:00pm).


While on route to my hometown i met a heavy traffic jammed around nkpor junction. After an hour or so in traffic, i decided to go back to the hotel and spend the night , and continue my journey on the early morning of the next day, so as to bypass the traffic. 


When i got to the hotel (around 8pm) , i walked straight to the room i earlier booked. But when i tried to open the door...i found out that it was locked. Angrily,  i walked down to query the receptionist on why she should put someone else in the room when i never told her that I'm done with it. 


But to my astonishment,  she told me she didn't give the room out to anybody. She called one of the security guard to accompany us to the room to find out who the intruder is. 


When we got the door, the receptionist knocked . A young boy on his underpants opened the door and asked what the matter was. The receiptionist asked to find out when and how he got the room. The young boy went in and brought out the receipt of payment bearing my name .


At that moment i sensed what could be up, so i pushed the door open and got in, nobody was in the room . i tried to open the bathroom, and noticed it was locked from the inside (In my mind i prayed to God let it not be what I'm thinking).

After several knock on the bathroom door, the person behind the door finally opened it. Behold it was my fiancee (ex-fiancee now).  I was shocked . 


I was so furious that i felt like giving her a sound slap. She was just crying and couldn't say a word (what would she say? She was caught in the act). I called her mother that night to inform her of what happen, she was shocked too. She said she call her on phone and told her she would be spending the night with me as we were setting plans for our upcoming wedding. 


Some girls have fish brain, you met a guy who love you and even got engaged with you. But yet you still mess around with your street boys who couldn't afford to pay for a hotel room or even get his own apartment. This should be a lesson to you girls.


As i enter the new year , i enter with the watchword "trust no woman , fear every woman".  In this new year , may we find our true love. Fake love will not be our portion.

sori take heart, God will provide a good girl for you

FunnyDude:
You dey mad, na your money he use go Dominos carry new chick? . He don marry you for house? You be him mama?

All these Useless ho.les be claiming entitlements

no need to be insultive
you can state you point without the holes or whatever you were trying to type

brosci:
He never lied.
He really had the headache but on his way to a chemist store he saw a lady that looked quite hungry and since it's the festive season he decided to take her to dominos. The lady should be proud of her bae for been so thoughtful and charitable, he is definitely every girl dream guy.

I like you jare
you are sooo wise
I Wonder why the lady did not think that way
charitable ko charitable ni




incase you are thinking that was sarcasm

LesbianBoy:
What inspired this thread was a thread that made front-page yesterday about a guy that proposed to his girl in the cinema

So i was imagining she said "no"

What's next?

Guys i would like to hear your opinions, what will you do if you propose and she said "no"

relationship over
get on with you life

IamHeWrites:
Some Nigerians on Facebook have been mocking this couple after their Pre-wedding photos hit online.

See the photos below;

http://www.torimill.com/2017/12/nigerians-mock-young-couple-pre-wedding.html

oh my God
what is this, I feel like crying or rather smacking them
jeez
this is just not good
the photographer is sooo sick,the guy no sabi im work




abeg let me come and be going to sleep

ladeb:
Ivorian Model With The 'largest Butt In West Africa' See Photos

She shared new Photos to celebrate Christmas

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdIO3H9FmNT/?hl=en

model ko model ni
am I the only one
or her facial makeup looks hideous

bibijay123:
https://www.nairaland.com/3309489/twine-drama-series

It alll started on this thread

On the 2nd of December I walked down the aisle with my personal 'bully", bestie, lover, fellow movie maniac and team mate . He's not only my bestie, he is my ride or never


A year ago I said I would never marry because I had a phobia for marriage and I didn't want to put any kid through what I had gone through as a child. I lost my dad when I was only six so I partly grew up with family members and whenever I thought of what they called " marriage' I feel a shudder run through me. I had seen so much ugliness that I vowed not to put the shackles called marriage around my legs... but that was until I met this crazy, fun loving guy with a tongue that could blow your mind off.. literally. Jeez nothing fazes him and he's always in my corner, yea he's my number one fan I can't believe it started from here...Nairaland

My pastor so much love how we met that he shares the story during love or relationship seminar in the church and even on the wedding day!

" Do you know that if you are hard working and you are good at what you do, you will be singled out of a million? " My pastor said, his gaze flickering around the faces of everyone seated. Of course the question was rhetoric so he went on." Do you know that you can find love even on the internet? Do you know Nairaland? Brother Crazygod was reading sister Bibi's stories on NL and he fell in love with her... "

Well this is my love journey...

I took note of everyone on my thread in the literature section so I can give them a mention when I start a new story. I took note of him on the second thread I created, a story about a call girl. Somehow I knew that he was the one liking all my posts even when I type 'lol'. He was on every thread I made and he always gave constructive criticisms about my stories. It was like I had an automatic 'like' button

Back to this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/3309489/twine-drama-series

He said he was falling for me...

I replied him that I had a parachute to catch him if he did fall.

It was all joke and fun to me.

I couldn't post on the thread for weeks because the transformer in my area got bad. When I finally got back online I got several mentions from the readers on that thread. They were all worried about the story! They wanted to know why the story was stopped. Some even called me names without asking if I had a valid reason for not posting. I decided within me that I won't complete the story but not until I scrolled further and I saw what Crazygod (m) and Dominic (f) posted. Crazygod kept asking about the ' writer' and he wanted to know if she was okay. He said he was alarmed because I didn't post anything on Facebook either (unknown to me he sent me a friend request on there and I accepted without knowing who he was.) He also left me several messages on Facebook and I was touched by what he said, "Bibi just let us know if you are alright,"

Dominic was also worried about me and she kept asking if anyone heard from me. I had a personal rule not to meet anyone online or give out my number but I broke them for these two people. I went through all his posts, read his comments and he seemed so mature to me. I gave him my number when he asked for it, he was so calm and polite when he called me. I also broke my personal rule that I won't meet any from online and I went to see a movie with him He was really persistent and patient. He didn't talk much when we met, he was so quite and I began to wonder if he was pretending This guy could really talk over the phone so don't blame me for wondering

We agreed that the first meeting wasn't a date and we also agreed that we won't see each other again.


Here's the difficult part; to say yes to a relationship or nay?

After communicating over the phone for months, he started asking for another date and this scared me. He was acting all serious with the whole 'toasting thing'. He said I had the qualities he needed in a partner and so on. This guy is so persistent that saying "no" "no' became a chore. I also noticed that he was a goal getter and he is focused. My kinda guy!

He was sweet, still is and he has a madt sense of humour. Yea I was doing my own tripping too but afraid was catching me. I could wake up one day and find a really nasty thread about me if I wasn't careful.

Although he is a great listener and he's got a heart of gold I was scared because he might have been pretending and acting all nice just to get cookies

But I had inner peace whenever I thought of him. My heart told me he was for real but this same heart has misled me before. I asked a few of my friends here what they think about dating a fellow Nairalander and I am afraid to say that the reviews were bad!!!!

I decided to grant the second date and it was awesome. Then the third, fourth and the rest becomes history....


This journey hasn't been easy but it has been worth it. I remember asking him if his family was aware that I wasn't a Nigerian and he said they were totally cool with it. I didn't believe him because my ex's family were not cool with me being a Togolese and whenever I visited the mom would say "Togo is too far.." anyway I got the message loud and clear. Then add a clingy ex into the mix and my phobia for marriage you will find that it hasn't been easy. But oh it's worth it!

My new mother loves everything about Togo, the language, people and she even insisted that a Togolese song should be played during the traditional wedding. I got three new siblings, a fantastic aunt, three cute nephews and a beautiful niece who was one of my flower girls How could I forget my new sister who is married to his brother, she is world best organiser and event planner She was my event planner and I got the wedding of my dreams

PS. Our entrance song was Gweta by Toofan from Togo. Great song!

congrats God bless your Union

Kezlink11:
150meter from Berger round about going towards Jabi. opposite KIA MOTORS. UTAKO

tanx

jimb:
auto star

tanx,but pls were is the park located in abuja

Anuoluwaosinubi:
Hello everyone, i checked my nysc details on my portal. Luckily for me i was posted to Lagos. Thank God. Comment the state you were posted in, let us know ourselves.

ondo state
pls who knows the the best transport company to travel with from abuja to ondo, and their park is located

Anuoluwaosinubi:
Hello everyone, i checked my nysc details on my portal. Luckily for me i was posted to Lagos. Thank God. Comment the state you were posted in, let us know ourselves.

ondo state
pls who knows the the best transport company to travel with from abuja to ondo, and their pqrj

Anuoluwaosinubi:
Hello everyone, i checked my nysc details on my portal. Luckily for me i was posted to Lagos. Thank God. Comment the state you were posted in, let us know ourselves.

ondo state
pls who knows the the best transppirt

Zanu14:
I am also going to ondo state...can you give me your number.

08103935439

damoore:
Welcome to my state, but I am Posted to EDO

thank you

Anuoluwaosinubi:
Hello everyone, i checked my nysc details on my portal. Luckily for me i was posted to Lagos. Thank God. Comment the state you were posted in, let us know ourselves.

ondo state

enunlewa:
Nollywood actress Adesua Etomi and her husband-to-be, singer/director/actor BankyW will be having their traditional wedding ceremony this November. She shared a photo today of her beautiful look to her bridal shower themed #AdesuasRoyalbridalshower in Lagos.

SOURCE https://www.gistmore.com/bankyws-wife-adesua-etomi-looked-stunning-bridal-shower-photos

this kind of cloth na wa
I tot banky w just had surgery and is in the hospital I'd he well enough to wed
anyways na celeb dem be don't understand celebs at all

Efezik007:
Source: The Stadium Guide
While Cricket World Cup might be the most exciting event for Asians, Football World Cup is the one event that’s been celebrated throughout the world and has a crazy fan following. Hence, the expectations from the country hosting the grand event are already high. This too, along with Brazil having hosted a very successful world cup, has automatically raised the bar high for Qatar, the host country for the 2022 World Cup. The oil-treasured country, despite all that pressure, has been doing a great job and is gearing up for the grand event.

Check out some of the stadiums Qatar has been planning to fill with soccer celebs and football frenzies in the upcoming Football World Cup 2022.


source: The Stadium Guide
The Football World Cup 2022 is going to be awesome. What do you think? Let us know in the comments
http://wonderfulengineering.com/futuristic-stadiums-qatar-creating-football-world-cup-2022/amp/

wonders of architecture

contactmorak:
According to South African Daily Sun,first it was the death pose, followed by the sex funeral and sangoma poses. Now the birth pose has taken over social media, with South African school kids leading the pack.

But the new pose has outraged parents. The fact that most of the pictures taken are of pupils in uniform has most questioning the culture of learning in some of these schools. Some are now calling for the pupils to be disciplined as the pose is seen as being in bad
taste.

In one of the pictures circulating online, a pupil’s head is seen sticking out from under another pupil’s skirt. A group of pupils can also be seen posing as doctors and nurses helping to deliver a baby.

Thandi Molekoa (54), a mother of two from Soweto, told Daily Sun children taking part in this
trend are possessed.

“These children act like they are bewitched,” said worried Thandi. “What are they hoping to achieve with such pictures? “The sad thing is that most of them are school kids.
“They are supposed to focus on their studies and nothing else. “Such things are the reason we have such a high rate of teenage pregnancy.”

Mjay Dinoge wrote on Facebook: “This is madness.” Tefo Tladi wrote: “I don’t know if I should laugh or be sad.” Oba Gaebonwe posted: “These kids are out of line and such things are unacceptable. They should be taught the basics of ubuntu.

“I’m sure even pastors don’t want to dwell much on their behaviour. Eish!” Sania Mpho Swaratlhe: “Is this what freedom and democracy looks like?”

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/sa-school-kids-cause-outrage-after-their-photos-doing-birth-pose-goes-viral

really
south Africans don't surprise me at all
first it was the dead man pose now this one

Cedarseeds:
Please help I had to create a new account for this.

When I was 15, a man in our neighbourhood had sex with me. I was too confused and embarrassed to tell anyone about it. I didn't get pregnant. While growing up, I still remembered the incident and kept away from dating through out my university days.

I met my fiancé in 2014. Somehow I told him I was still a virgin when we were still getting to know ourselves. He asked me to marry him soon after. It seemed as if the main reason he wanted marriage was because he felt I was a decent girl and I didn't want him to find out after our wedding. I did some stuffs to my vagina and we had sex. It was like the whole process of deflowering again. He seemed satisfied.

The issue is that I feel scared starting my marriage on a lie. Standing before the priest when there's a secret between us. We've done the necessary intro. I don't know what to think anymore. Should I let him continue believing he's the only man I've been with?

confess
and be at peace with yourself

Skipuru:
A guy of 27 years old impregnated my 16 years old sister mean while she's about to write her waec next year.
I called the guy on phone and he said he's ready to take responsibility of the girl and she will marry her , but me I don't like it that way because she's too small to bear a child and I don't want that to happen to my sister because she's the only girl in my family.
Now the question is I want her to abort the child and focus on her education but the guy said he ready and my mom called me and said that my sister said if anything should happen to her that it's on our head.
Please I want you to post it so I can hear people's opinions on this so I can know the right thing to do because I'm I'm going crazy.

Please I need a good advice on how to follow this matter. My mom want her to suffer so she can learn her lesson but me she will bring shame to me and my family. I'm just a boy of 22 years old still on the street.

since the guy is ready to marry her,fine let her give birth to the baby and he can support her and the child while she continue schooling
I support you mother, but it doesn't always work like DAT
and for you abortion is evil, she can lose her life or damage her womb in the process, is it not better to have a child out of wedlock than to have none at all

ThisTrend:
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/59d0756a12f22.jpg
To celebrate his birthday, this Ghana based man had a photoshoot done in which his penis was only covered up by blue balloons!
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/59d075ebce265.JPG

Source: http://www.wobegist.com/2017/10/ghanaian-man-celebrates-his-birthday.html?m=1

see work o

post=60662752:
The world has changed a lot ( and so have we!) since we first met we've shared some sad and funny times and years we won't forget. When all is said and done, there's one unchanging things that's true with every breath I find myself more thankful I have you, your love is the last gift I ever received.

I love my princess

congrats
happy married life
wishing you a successful and blissful union

stephenduru:
On the 7th day of September 198..(she did not mention the exact year but it is obvious that it is in the 1980s),a queen was born named Nneoma Ukazu (Jesusbaby).On the 7th day of September 201... the queen gave birth to an Angel .

Happy birthday to them.Mum and daughter born the same date and the same month.What a divine bound 7th September!


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/09/see-how-nigerian-mum-and-daughter-born.html?m=1

this new trend of mothers kissing daughters or fathers doing the same. I don't understand it o
the makeup on the baby's face is another thing. allow her be a child for crying out you can only be a child once

stephenduru:
On the 7th day of September 198..(she did not mention the exact year but it is obvious that it is in the 1980s),a queen was born named Nneoma Ukazu (Jesusbaby).On the 7th day of September 201... the queen gave birth to an Angel .

Happy birthday to them.Mum and daughter born the same date and the same month.What a divine bound 7th September!


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/09/see-how-nigerian-mum-and-daughter-born.html?m=1

this new trend of mothers kissing daughters or fathers doing the same. I don't understand it o
the makeup on the baby's face is another thing. allow her be a child for crying out you can only be a child once

segunk1:
This is an avenue for prospective corpers for the 2017 Batch B. Don't be disappointed if you weren't mobilized for 17A, who knows, it might be for your own good.

Let's meet here to discuss latest news and issues bothering on registration, mobilization and so on.

P.S:
Cc: Yokiti,
Crazyman,
Ogbeche77
Mynd44
Lalasticlala

To help foster unity on this thread, 17B corpers
should please introduce themselves in this format:

Alias/Moniker
School/Institution
Course of Study
Year of Graduation and lastly,
Where you wish to serve

Thanks.

Lules
unizik
architecture
2016
abuja nassarawa delta or Lagos

preetypam:
Preetypam
Unizik
Pure And Industrial Chemistry
2015
Akwa Ibom, Lagos or Kwara.

since 2015 how manage

afelouz:
On the 12th of August, 2017! I got married to my beautiful wife, Both traditional and Church wedding were done same day. We Thank God for his mercy. Here are some pictures guys

beautiful couple. God bless you marriage
the picture toh set

ekensi01:
Thank God he is getting the light that catholic is just a fake and it leads to Hell.

stop being myopic