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AfahaAbia:


Hi please can we connect? Please send me an email to kaladajumbo74@gmail.com

I would be very happy to hear from you

Gavel:
I am super excited as I was conferred with a doctorate degree in Law today at the 15th and 16th combined convocation of the Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka.

Congratulations Noble zikite

Pasima:
I told my girlfriend to post my pics on her Whatsapp profile and she refused to do so, but I post hers telling the world how proud I am to have her.

I was very angry I want to end the Relationship. You see all this Catholics girls na now I fear them wella. Full of games and cheating.

Oga calm down, because you met a bad Catholic girl(you concluded that on your own) does not mean all Catholic girls are cheats and liars.If she doesn't want to post your pictures,find out her reasons, but with how, you were quick to conclude.
Can't say I blame her

Carchoice:
If you have been with a lady that is so good and faithful and at a point in her life she tells you she's going for NYSC, send her a termination letter.

What you should know is that, no matter how faithful that your woman is, there's one OG that will bring her to her knees.

It's a pity a very good girl I admired so much suddenly gone bad, the way she carries her self; She's actually a lost corper I found in the streets of Lagos. Her man calls her on video everyday while I'm on the other side of the bed.

This morning I told her I will not touch her again. I'm done, I feel bad for my brother on the other end.

There's nothing like good girl or bad girl, it's all about home training and self respect. But konji is never part of the home training and self respect will be put aside for few minutes reboot.

A good relationship can survive service year
Not all girls are like this
I served,and I did not misbehave
Some are bad,but not all

Localemperor:
Its is no longer news that I have been declared insolvent. After all effort to maintain my liquidity level to no avail I decide to let her go.

Just as organization retrenched worker during periods of economic downturn in order to cut cost of operations, I sent her a massage expressing my regret and reasons.


I feed her
I pay money for hair dressing
I buy clothes
I take her out every weekend
I buy shoes
I do everything thinkable

She works and earns but I still wonder why she would want me to do everything for her. I compiled my income statement and statement of financial position for the first quarter and found out that expenditures have exceeded income and debt is on the rise.

So I wholeheartedly declared my self insolvent yesterday and decided to cut cost in order to protect my goodwill.

Very funny, but it makes sense though
She works,but she's not contributing, then she's a burden to you

Descorts:
We started as friends. We were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her.

She had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash. It got to a point they broke up and he left. She was heartbroken.

I gave her my shoulders to lean on. I was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again.

She moved on. 2 months on we started dating. It was all fun and rosy. I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl.

But this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her. I loved her, she loved me. It was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for. On my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her.

3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her. Then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she won't bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought.

And then it happened. She left me for her ex who came back for her. I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back and he did take her from me.....

I am broken.....
I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER.
These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old, I shall toy with their emotions and break them....

GAME ON

Clap for yourself
Mr heartless monster
Do what gives you peace of mind
If you can quiet your conscience,then ride on

Jeffmonti:
About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help!

This might turn out to be a lengthy read, please bear with me. The bashing and insults will be unnecessary as i have already told myself hurtful things a thousand times over.

So i am 29 and have a girlfriend who’s 25 we are both graduates; she’s a nurse and i am a practicing engineer and we’ve been dating for 3+ years now and preparations are underway to tie the knot this year God willing. Something happened last year, she suggested i move to a bigger apartment so that we can start buying household items and everything necessary to start a home as we are looking to get married soon which we did; i got a bigger place, met her parents she met mine. In a nutshell everything seems to be going well, we even started a business together and set to take on the future together before the devil struck (i take blames for my actions as i am not overly religious)

Around June last year, i met a girl (very fine girl) in the new area i moved to, although i have been seeing the girl around but one day as i was driving in i saw her hiding somewhere close to my compound avoiding the rain with her friends so i took them in until the rain subsided we exchanged contacts and started texting on WhatsApp a few days later. And soon after we started having sex (protected sex), prior to that time i never cheated on my girlfriend.

The sex continued, up to 2 times a week sometimes 3 as it was relatively easy as she lived very close and my girlfriend only visits on the weekend and never sleeps out (she’s from a very good and wealthy family with proper moral upbringing). Most evenings when return from work conji just do me one kind i don cross street other times she calls until we became comfortable having unprotected sex

So late October 2019, the new girl (I’ll call her Lola) texted me that’s she’s not feeling too well and i asked her to visit the hospital to run a test to know what to treat. She came back with a pregnancy test result proving she’s already 3 weeks pregnant, i was sure it was mine but i didn’t panic as she had a bf and i have my gf we were just for the sex at least that’s what we told each other.

So i asked her to remove the pregnancy, but got the shocker when she said she’s never going to remove the pregnancy that she’s 27 and have no desire to marry me or stay with me but she’s going to have the child. Omo my heart flipped. I begged her for like 3 weeks until she got mad and stopped taking my calls, she even moved away from her apartment. So i texted her and arranged a meeting, we sat down and discussed at length but she was still bent on keeping it, i got furious and told her i am not ready to be part of the child’s life if she’s going through with it as i see no reason why she wants to have my child when she knows we are NEVER going to be together, that was when she said she had already told her family that i am not interested in the child and they support her to keep it and let the child bear their family name. I discussed the matter with two friends a boy and a girl and the asked me to let her have the child first.

One month passed fast forward to early December, Lola called 6 times i was so shocked. I couldn’t take her calls. She texted that she’s ready to terminate the pregnancy since i am wicked and unconcerned she rained all manner of derogatory words but i was only concern with her decision to let go. I called and we agreed to meet the following day, I skipped work that day and met with her and her elder sister and elder sister’s friend. The sister and her friend were so mean but i was unmoved; i don already fuckup and ready to take anything to let it all go away because the knowledge of things will destroy my girlfriend.

So Lola entered my vehicle and we drove out, on our way to the hospital for her to terminate the pregnancy plus treatment she’ll take afterwards and for the damages i have caused her. She’s going to need 150k from me, i was furious and told her i don’t have that kind of money talk less of handing it over to her for something like this (i sure don’t know what i cost but i know it’s not up to 50k). She said if i don’t give her what she want she’s going to have the baby and that i should be thankful that she’s coming up with this that if she had listen to her friends advices she would have moved to my house with all sort of troubles (she was right) but i didn’t give in just yet. I dropped her off and ask her to have the child that am not going to give her the money as i don’t have it (I get the money sha).

So two days passed, she called again and after many arguments we agreed at 100k, made her to sign a NDA not to bother me again and all, I transferred her the 100k that night, she confirmed receipt and promised to go with it the following morning and that was the last I have heard or seen or her since then, until 3 weeks ago when another of her sister called from Canada and was asking if i am Me, that she’s been seeking my contact for a while now that Lola friend had to steal the number Lola’s phone and pass it to her as Lola has been hiding my phone number from the rest of the family and she doesn’t know the arrangement i have had with her but i should know that she’s having the child, she just thought i should know that i have a child somewhere when the baby eventually drops.

Knowing fully well that i am a shitty person to have done something terrible to myself and my girlfriend and all our future plans because of cheap sex, but I’ll be a more terribly bad person to have knowledge of a child somewhere and not be in his/her life. I called Lola but she didn’t take i texted her about her sisters call she called back to know who called and was furious, she ended the call (I guess to call her sister back) and called back again in about 20mins and asked me not to ever call her line again. I replied her text she should tell her family not call me as well. I have dodged to her apartment building a coupe times but she’s not been around for weeks as i was made to believe.

So i bought a ring to engage my girl few weeks ago but had to hold first to see how things play out, i can’t go ahead and marry my girlfriend with this kind of secret untold; that will be wickedness from the pit of hell and i still don’t know how to break it to her, it will destroy her.

I jokingly painted a similar scenery to my girlfriend; her response was: she will not marry me because if she does she will kill me in my sleep. That everybody is expecting us to get married this year, she now have high respect from her family because of me and this kind of thing happens both of us will die. Omo fear catch me.

Fellow Nairalanders, this is my predicament please advice a stupid brother. Insults are welcome as I hope to pick a thing or two from your comments. MODs please push this up biko.

I don't feel sorry for you, you deserve every bit of what is happening to you
you knew you had a good woman,you still decided to Bleep around with somebody else
to avoid stories that touch, explain to your girlfriend,if she wants to kill you or not thats your case
take care of your child,he/she did not ask to be brought into this world by cheats

lovdoc:
The BBNaija star, Anto Lecky wows in this super enthralling outfit as she steps out as a wedding guest. She got heads turning for her in the event as she dazzles like a queen in the super gorgeous outfit...

See more: http://www.balfashion.com/2019/08/anto-leckys-super-gorgeous-outfit-to-wedding-event.html

See photos:

op how do you get your stories
she was actually modelling a wedding gown from bibilawrence new collection,
it's even on Instagram
get your facts Right

nzaghibaba:
1st pix: Rogue at 11weeks + 2nd pix: still rogue, she's gonna b massive. 3rd pix: kovu at 10 weeks + 4th pix: both rogue n kovu

your dogs are very fine I so love dogs I plan on getting a Siberian husky one day

lilwetdick:
to be fair, i can not tolerate when a woman is broke, at-least have some money to take care of some of your needs without asking me, i cant be the one buying your womanly stuff like pad, toothbrush, soap, pants, bra. you are a grown up, act like one.

secondly, i cant tolerate a woman that is lazy, dirty and disorganized.

thirdly, i also cant tolerate an imprudent woman especially when it comes to finance

fourthly, i cant tolerate woman that sit all day watching african magic or stupid indian series, pls get a job

fifthly, i cant tolerate an obese woman in my house, that relationship will never work..obese people die young and i am not ready to bury you when you reach 29 years of age.

haaaaa
you own full book
Bros calm down

godofuck231:
Nagging and watching African magic. No African magic in my home ,

African magic is better/good
if you meet the ones that watch zee world nko,you Will just collapse
I am a woman too, but zee world irritates me

kenzysmith:
Me i no dey fine beauty 4 woman afar u get curve, yansh and u feel give me blow is ok 4 me

see human being o
for your mind abi

DonCrack:
Nigerian footballer, Jude Ighalo’s wife blasts her brother-in-law for using their house for a party in their absence, without her consent

See More: https://www.hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/07/jude-ighalos-wife-blasts-her-brother-in.html?m=1

all these yeyebrities should learn to private chat some things, or call and talk them to other, before bringing it out on social media

Nazarethnaza:
Oluwaseyi “Seyi” Awolowo is the grandson of Obafemi Awolowo. He has had many highs and lows in his three decades of existence. The bubbly entrepreneur once tried to commit suicide but has since risen above that dark period of his teenage years and has turned his life around.

He is committed to his journey of self-acceptance, his girlfriend and his beliefs. He demonstrates the latter with a “Jesus’’ tattoo across his arm. Seeing his own face on a billboard for the first time is one of the highest moments of his life so far. He further revealed that he will look for trouble a lot. Not single or available. Taken. Very blunt.


https://unclesuru.com/2019/06/30/bbnaija-grandson-of-obafemi-awolowo-is-on-the-big-brother-naija-reality-show/

I thought they were supposed to be 20 contestants,while only 10, thank God maybe this one Will last for only a month and half
then another new thing comes up

joeprince23:
Is that not chuky ezenwa ceo of gss group?

yes that's chukky
where you a zikite

ieemmanuel:
Hmm i saw this and could not resist replying ..this my first time ever writting any thing on Nl to show you how i mean evry word u about to read right now..i hv been a guest all my life..


i am seriously looking for a lady for a serious relationship that might lead to What am seeing up there..

MUST BE YOUNG(a +) as iam, intelligent, GODfearing and beautiful,SLIM
with them curves~me i dont like v.fat girls i can not lie you, sweet, good in bed as I am " no need to show up cleavage n yet still look beautiful from the inside out,
I know is too much to ask..but please i hv faith i can meet her too this way

IGBO (a +)
MUST BE A LITERATE ..this is no joke
As for me ..just know that i am disciplined, focused and a graduate.

lol
may God grant you, your heart desires

MrMacinterchi1:


The beautiful gate has been in use since I could remember.
.
It was closed down around 2017 to enable the renovation that brought it to this state today.
so, I don't understand what u meant when you said 10 years of construction.

I meant from actually building it,to its completion

MrMacinterchi1:


u don't need to blow facts out of proportion. it's better u say u don't know than blowing statistics u don't know nothing of.

how sure are you
I'm starting facts

TundeBricklayer:
UNIZIK Gate, Awka I heard it was commissioned today by PMB and other sixteen projects at the University, I saw the pictures on Facebook

great unizik
a gate that look them over ten years to build and complete
what a pity

slimdamatrix1:


Transportation!

The fact that transportation is such a chore, regardless of if you have your own vehicle or not, makes living in Lagos rather hectic.

Oh water too. It is rather strange, that Lagos with all its water, experiences water shortages or sometimes dirty water - even on the island.

Abuja is where my heart is, as long as Nigeria is concerned.

the same thing too
I prefer Abuja to Lagos
and in this era of global warming,this reclaiming of Land is somehow,what of water surges,or God forbid something else happens

Foreigners:

Login nag and print ur slip unless u didn't submit when applying.

I can't find any login button I think this is a deliberate action on their part

dynicmoi01:
I did not print my slip when I applied..please how do I go about accessing my application slip ..please

I have The same problem
I did not print out my slip when I registered
that means no examination for me
how can we write exams without The slip

Damfostopper:
chai I always transfer funds anytime it enters my Access account to Diamond Account because of too much charges by Access bank.......


see diamond Bank.... whether na Access bank buy una or na you sell yourself give Access bank...is not my business.... my Business is that my money dey with una.....make sure my money is safe... ..make I find another bank wey I go transfer my money to... .. I don't want to have anything to do with access abeg




very soon ......i mean very soon now ......power bank will acquire Rekado banks

thought I was the only one who transfers from Access to diamond, because of the unnecessarily deductions.ok
now let me go and open GTB because now that diamond has been brought my money is no longer safe

emmyw:
National Youth Service Corps, NYSC 2017 Batch ‘B’  (Stream one) Winding-up/Passing Out date has been announced.



The Management of the National Youth Service Corps has fixed  Thursday, 18th October, 2018 for the Winding up/Passing out activities of the 2017 Batch ‘B’ Stream I Corps Members Nationwide.

NYSC 2017 Batch B Stream I POP Events:

Thursday, 11- Friday 12th October 2018, Job awareness and creation week at local government levels.
Monday, 15th October 2018, Release of passing out Corp members by employers, and clearance at LG levels.
Tuesday, 16th October 2018, clearing of Corp members by the zonal inspectors, debriefing and evaluation of service year.
Wednesday, 17th October 2018, administration of questionnaire (4B) State farewell party (at instance of state Governor.
Thursday, 18th October 2018, distribution of certificates of National Service to deserving Corp members at zonal levels.
The nationwide exercise would be low-keyed while certificates of National Service are to be distributed to deserving Corps Members at the Local Government level.

Corps Employers are hereby requested to release passing-out Corps Members to participate in all necessary activities that precedes the exercise like, Job awareness and creation week, sensitization on job creation/opportunities after service, signing of final clearance, debriefing among others.

Management is using this medium to commend the passing-out Corps Members for their patriotism, selfless services and upholding the ideals of the NYSC Scheme.

Congratulations on completion of the National Service and God bless.


Source: https://www.ngschoolz.net/nysc-winding-up-passing-out-date/

I heard they are not paying us the double allowee it #21000 they are paying

milemimi93:
First is her legs. Her legs must be straight or she ain't sh!t.

Next is her finger nails. Her finger nails should be flat and not curvy.

Lastly her eye balls. Those balls must be black and not brownish.

P:S. Her nose too. Pointed nose and not a flat nose.

Jesus Christ
nairalanders will not kill me
eh see specifications
on just this question

ViaGist:
GISTMORE.COM

Proud Mum pictured with her three uniformed sons: Army officer, Air Force personnel and Pilot.

Source - http://gistmore.com/proud-mum-pictured-three-uniformed-sons-photo

see my secondary school classmate o
Abdulkadir Suleiman is now a pilot
dats good
congrats

[quote author=Imisimedia post=70298708]GIST FROM LAGOSMP3

Coppers jubilating and chanting sai Baba! APC!

On receiving news that the President Buhari Govt. has increased their allowance to 50,000 naira.

May Allah continue to guide President Buhari and this Govt.

Watch Video Below

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bma9mFSgNFc/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEOWZH5qkLI

http://www.lagosmp3.com.ng/naija-news/coppers-jubilating-chanting-sai-baba-apc-allowance-increase-50k/

[/quote
pls when and where is the increase
becos I'm serving
or
let me wait till month end

BoneBlogger:
Two students who were sponsored to study abroad have welcomed a bouncing new baby. Sulaiman and Maijidda were part of the 197 Students that were sponsored to Uganda by the administration of of former governor of Kano state, Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, which after their graduation they got married.

Last week, they were blessed with a baby girl and they named her after Haj Salamatu Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso the Wife of Sen Kwankwaso.

Congratulations to the couple.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/two-nigerian-students-sent-study-abroad-welcome-new-baby-photos.html

op why would you refer to Uganda as abroad

Johnnyessence:
As he posted on Facebook:
"Any Anambra girl with God fearing needed a good husband should inbox me now , infact Enugu, imo, ABIA, Abakaliki calabar girls join because Anambra girls as failed. Less I forget iPhoneX and corollas is the weeding gift for the winner." https://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2018/03/photos-nigerian-man-looking-for-life.html?m=1

see face o
iPhone ko iPhone ni

maasoap:




Why don't you guys report the man at the nearest police station? Or inform any politician you know?

why would I do that
I'm serving when I'm done I would go back home

Thankgodtt:
So, I was talking to my friend on the need to get a PVC, and he told me that he was at INEC office at Akure (Ondo State) some weeks ago to register. But he was unable because the man in charge told him to go to his State to do so.
I asked him for details he said the man didn't explain.

So I Decided to get registered today. So I arrived at INEC office Akure at Oda Road very close to NYSC zonal office by 10am this morning with my guy to register. we greeted people around and told them we wanted to register, and we were directed to a man at his early forties. We told him we wanted to register and he ask which states we were from, we told him and he said "We can't register you, go to your states and register" I asked him Why and he said that is the instruction. We insisted and he said "Oga I have attended to you o" (in a rude manner) I told him I don't understand, and asked who gave such instruction in a polite way. Then he snubbed us. In fact he pretended we were not there. We felt so embarrassed.

Please is there any official instruction that states we should register with INEC in our state of Origin?
If No, What is going on?

the man told me the same thing, when I stopped to register on Monday

delugajackson:
Good day, Romancelanders. I met this girl last November and things were going on well between us. But lately I've been thrown into a state of confusion as to what I got myself into. She receives calls from strange numbers and a few times, I've noticed a certain patten in her conversation, like "Hello - Yes, I'm fine - Okay, let me see if I'll have chance". and this goes for every other strange call she receives. Also recently, I found out she's been sleeping out late. Few days back, I slept out just to see when she will come back, and to my greatest surprise, up till about 2.00am, she didn't return. We quarelled for about 2days and she was crying and begging me to forgive her, that she went to see her friend, a female, though I know its all lies. To make matters worse, she has a particular friend that is a runs girl! Sometimes when they're discussing, they will talk all manner of nonsense, she will be mimicking how her friend moans during sex, and they will laugh about it. I felt embarassed and walked out of both of them.

I really don't know what to do right now. She cried and apologized for sleeping out, I could tell that she was truly sorry. I love her, but I hate what she does, and anytime I think of breaking up, we still find a way to get back together. What should I do?

if you are very sure. end things with her