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Monicasque: this thread is sad coz i know how many times girls r made to feel this cheap. sisters rather do stuff for yourselves o. i hate it when guys make girls feel cheap. i serously do and i hate it when girls make themselves look cheap too. does it really hurt to be self sufficient

The most important lesson to teach a daughter about life is to be independent so she never has to ask a guy for money! Most people take it for granted that only a guy should hustle whereas Guys and Girls have the same brain. The worst thing that can happen to any girl is to think that she needs a man to provide. You are treated the way you present yourself irrespective of your gender. Shout out to all the educated and independent ladies who don't need any man except they want to settle down with their true LOVE!

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I have died from lafffffffff.. The babe na thief o[/quote]How's she a thief? She only asked for a favour!

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A quick intro to understand the BBM conversation you’re about to read. A pal was visiting last week. Decided to hit a lounge. While chillaxing, he met this girl who coincidentally had her birthday party going on at the same spot. He exchanged contact info with the girl in question and several days later, they were having this conversation below…

Girl: September
xxxxx (boy’s name), can I ask u for a favor

Boy: Do

Girl: I want to change my hair
Need a new human hair

Boy: Hmmm. How much is the hair?

Girl: It will cost mi 25k

Boy: Hmmm, hw much do u ve for the hair?

Girl: I don’t get u

Boy: Do u ve anything so I can think of wat to support u wit…

Girl: Sincerely,i hv not bin able to cum up wit much nd I really nid dis hair asap Cuz of d ceremony I’m attending on Wednesday

Boy: K.

Girl: Ok to wat

Boy: Let’s see how it goes

Girl: icon smile I will b seeing u tomorrow right?

Boy: Yea.
U will be coming to ma crib ryt?

Girl: :s U wil b cumin to mine

Boy: Ok o

Girl: Lol
Y Ok ooooo

Boy: ur juju strong

Girl: Which juju
Lol
Wat am I doing to you

Boy: I’m doin yall a favor to get u sumtin which u need. At least u cud save me the stress by comin to get it.

Girl: Is Dat y u said my juju is strong

Boy: Yes o

Girl: =))
But am I not worth it, for u to cum to mi nd give mi wat u kno I nid
icon smile

Boy: Well, holla me wen u comin.

Girl: Ook

Boy: Aii fine gurl. Tomoro den.

Girl: Nyte

NEXT DAY

Girl: Remember I hv an appointment wit u today

Boy: Yea I do

Girl: Wats ur address

Boy: xxxxxxx road… by xxxxx avenue

Girl: Hmmm
Wil I able to locate dere

Boy: Yea, its easy
Just along d road

Girl: Is it b4 d police station or after

Boy: Hw r u comin?

Girl: D house num?
I’m cumin wit a cab

Boy: K. Its after d police station, tell em xxxxxx road by xxxxx avenue

Girl: Ok
Wil b wit u shortly

Boy: Lemme know wen u comin

Girl: K

Boy: Hw was ur nyt

Girl: It was wonderful

Boy: I just woke up. Slept late

Girl: Reali
Y

Boy: Went to xxxxx, got home around 11….chatted wit ya……then I started workin on plenty things

Girl: icon smile Nd u r stil goin travel b4 12noon today

Boy: Will try to…but definitely travel today

Girl: Ok

Boy: Just stared at ur pix, got nice lips…

Girl: Lolz
U 4 real
Which of my pic pls

Boy: Yea. Look good enuf to kiss
The one u sent.
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Girl: Omg
Tnk u

Boy: Why omg?

Girl: icon smile U like my lip

Boy: Yea…wud like to kiss it

Girl: =D
U so lively today

Boy: True.
H.o.r.n.y nigga!
icon smile

Girl: :O

Boy: Why shocked?

Girl: U said sumtin
D way u r talking, its lik u don’t want to c mi anymore
U r scaring mi

Boy: With?

Girl: Ur words

Boy: Check this pix.
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Girl: =))
U mk mi laff
It’s like u don’t wanna c mi

Boy: K. I was str8 to the point at least.
I chest bills o, but fo reasons na!

Girl: I tot u wanted sumtin more from mi

Boy: I do.

Girl: I didn’t kno it was Sex for money
Nd I don’t slip wit Men for money

Boy: But a relationship must involve sex na
We r adults na

Girl: U r putting it to mi lik SEX for money
I’m reading all our chats, nd to mi it looks like it
I know relationship involves Sex but d way it’s bin put it seems SEX for money
I don’t sleep wit Men for money, no matter wat

Boy: U aren’t doing that na. U r doin ur Hot bf a favor, I thot we already had a mutual attraction.

Girl: Really
Den y didn’t u let it develop
I tot u asked mi one tym, if I cum to Lagos
Tot I cud even pay u a visit
U make mi feel I’m not worth a man, having just more than a sexual feeling for mi

Boy: but if u jst ask me for money n I pay it, it makes me look like a mugu.
And I don’t like feeling like a mugu

Girl: Dats not true
U can’t look like a mugu in my eyes
Trust me
Where u not d one Dat asked mi out, did I refuse u
So y wil I look@u less
So, do u want mi to still pay u a visit?

Boy: I’m scared.

Girl: Scared of wat

Boy: Of ur words


If you're not tired of reading by now, there's more in the source below. Thank you... .

SOURCE: GUYS vs GIRLS: SEX FOR HUMAN HAIR? HILARIOUS BBM CHAT!

ninnyanny: Awwwwwww....my bev is so loved


@CharityOwoh: Omg! Last night one of Beverly's female fans shed serious tears because she wanted to hug her, I almost thought Bev was MJ.

Maybe the fan was crying because she was scared...

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Can i get a link for the books?[/quote]You may have to lower your expectations when you lay your hands on the books. Most people are just caught up in the whole domination sex thing... After all, sex sells.

I downloaded the trilogy when they were released but stopped reading half-way through the first book. Maybe it was all the hype that came with the book but it just didn't cut it and wasn't captivating enough for me.

Maybe I'll try to finish 'em before the movies come out. Maybe NOT! Although it won't stop me from seeing the movie and how they pull it off portraying soft porn with top notch actors.

adaobi123: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2408996/50-Shades-Of-Grey-movie-casts-Charlie-Hunnam-Dakota-Johnson-lead-roles.html

Its been revealed !!!!

Whoa!!!

Just in case you also need the video performance to Sulu's song, help yourself.
[DOWNLOAD VIDEO] SULU FT SALMA – RUBY RUBY

I am baffled by all the people saying Melvin tried to kiss Dillish. Una get half-past eye or just lack brains to reason rationally? Y'all just misconstrue everything you see or bear rumours from equally dumb souls like you. There have been many annoying people on this thread. That was how you guys were lying about Dillish saying she's using Melvin. Thank God the show has finished... Mtscheeew!

West Africa is out of the building....

nuru3000: i saw it and i was like wtf, dat dude doesnt look like a batman material to me.

Everyone is like wtf because of the "daredevil" movie.

Please, who knows the name of the song used to welcome Motamma and Betty.. The lyrics goes something like "allow me, allow me girl... To spend my money on you"

And the song used to welcome Denzel and Huddah. The lyrics is in a foreign language.

Thank you!

Update: Ben Affleck has been casted as Batman.
SOURCE: BEN AFFLECK TO PLAY BATMAN

Tense evictions today... It's between Dillish and Angelo!

EVICTION PREDICTION WEEK 12

The US Consul-General, Jeffrey Hawkins, on Wednesday said that the American government was determined to make visa application process easier for Nigerians.

Hawkins said this in a paper he presented at the Nigerian Institute of International Affairs (NIIA), Lagos, on US and Nigeria bilateral relationships.

He said that the move was part of the government’s effort at promoting people-to-people relationships between Nigeria and the U.S.

He said that the consulate had recruited additional staff and installed new equipment in order to facilitate visa processing for Nigerians.

“My goal is to make visa application process painless and pleasant for Nigerians.”

“I am happy to say that the wait time for Non-Immigrant Visa appointment is now just a fraction of what it once was.

“We can always improve more; but I am proud of the work we have done to serve our Nigeria visa applicants,” he said.

The envoy also restated the commitment of the U.S. to creating opportunities for young Nigerians to visit the US.

Hawkins said that the government had concluded an arrangement to invite “very special set of Nigerian guests” to the US in 2014...
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SOURCE: U.S VISA APPLICATION TO BE MADE EASIER FOR NIGERIANS

[quote author=lumeviews.com]LIST OF SACKED LECTURERS FROM UNIBEN:

Professor Anselm Igbafe
Dr Anthony Ijewere
Dr Mrs. Akortha
Dr Stephen Unyimadu
Dr Ophori
Mr. Emmanuel Okon


Rest of the names are on the source below...

SOURCE: NAMES OF LECTURERS RECENTLY SACKED BY UNIBEN + REASONS!!![/quote]

The list has been edited a long time ago for those wondering...

For more info and photos, check out our super-sexy "Crush Of The Week" - Vanessa Obonna

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CRUSH OF THE WEEK – VANESSA OBONNA (SUPERMODEL & VIDEO VIXEN)

Happy Sunday People.

EVICTION PREDICTION WEEK 10 (BIMP, FEZA & O’NEAL)

And just in case you're still looking for the video...
(((DOWNLOAD VIDEO 18+))) BEVERLY OSU & ANGELO GET RAUNCHY IN BATH TUB

Nomski0: No no no. Ian is so interested in the role....he stated it right from the get-go.

Yes... He has spoken about it several times. Mentioned it again a couple of weeks ago.