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Codes151:
No be lie.
Na yesterday I watch that clip she with Tems and the SA girl.

This Ayrr star na woman way fit make man mumu.
She is really beautiful and sexy.
Her facial expressions is sexy.leave am.
I see am yesterday.

Zero ass and tits and you wan die on top her matter.

Na bone you dey chop for party or na meat?

Mtchewww

Glory018:
Dwarf ke😂😂😂😂
Take the insult to your mother small boy😂😂
How did you manage to become an adult abeg 😂😂What a waste😩💔

Nah you be my mother so chop the insult.

As per say e pain you like this, now I know say you no tall. 😁😁😁.

Dwarfism triggered you. Pele Mai dear!!!

sweetrace:
What a foolish man!!! Is that a romantic hug? He’ll destroy his marriage for nothing. The people on Nairaland telling him good job will never divorce their wives for even more than this.

Fishlips don drop quote ohhh

Angelfrost:
The wife has a point tho... Overreaction for real.

Chris Brown definitely has far better taste in women... Just saying.

See talk

Mûmû

FreeStuffsNG:
See her face with pure joy that threw her husband into fits of rage

I prefer 'Vengeful Wrath' 😄

JovialJune:
Kissing cheeks that Americans and most Western countries do on a daily basis as a form of greeting or appreciation is what African men with backward mentality want to take personal lmao 🤣

Yet they accuse women of being too emotional, the irony lol 😆

Go and sit down fishlips

Let your husband (if you are lucky to have one) see you do this shiit and see if he won't divorce you.

See as somebody just grabbed and kolobied a woman you paid lobola(bride price) on.

Una just keep disgracing us.

SweetBuns:
Good day nairalanders. Merry Xmas and a happy new year in advance.

I'll try to make this short and sweet.
So I met this guy at my favorite foodspot not too long ago.
He was tall, dark, handsome and jacked.... Basically the type of guy I like so I was obviously attracted to him.

He then approached and talked to me. Whilst we were at it, I remember him cracking some very bad jokes (not bad in like an offensive way, but a bit too dry), but for the sake of being polite I went along with it.

We exchanged contacts and met up for a first date not too long after. And to keep things short, he wasn't funny whenever he tried. At all.
He did look a bit nervous, but It was still so bad to the extent that I felt uncomfortable watching him try and even guilty if I failed to laugh.

He's also very arkward when it comes to intimacy, the first kiss was really, really arkward and I could tell he was trying his best but......

He also has this habit of sending me some really unfunny memes

Besides that, he is truly loving, warm and sweet. We have a whole lot in common between us and I'm sure I'm attracted to him

Initially I thought it was something related to his initial nervousness and would resolve on its own with time, but things are still the same

I'm a really funny person and Ive realized that I bond best with the people I laugh and play around with.

Is this going to get better with time, or is this just who he is?

Nigerian bannies dey taya person.

Why not get clay(montmorillonite) and mould the perfect organism yourself when?
You, yes you, fishlips that's talking, are you even funny? Yet you want the guy to be so perfect.

No grab am you hear, Shiloh is calling your name

Originaltop1:
About 73 Nigerians currently stranded in new York over visa revocation issues! Nigerian government should do something about it please!!!

Hey tell me more

Urheadmaster:


It's not like Osimhen needs Martins' approval or anything, considering he just dropped over N600 million on that ride. Maybe Martins is just trying to stay relevant, or perhaps he's auditioning for the role of 'cool uncle' in Osimhen life.

And who asked your black ass for any opinion ?

Glory018:
Longmouth?

Ain’t nothing long about me…..

Wizard

Not even your legs? Damn..dwarf!!!

press9jatv:
no law on that now

Go away, fishlips!!!

Namaster:
This is why marriage is a LOSING game for MEN.

You knack 'em too much, they COMPLAIN!
You NO knack 'em at all, they'd still COMPLAIN!

Either way, the man is ALWAYS the problem.

Funniest thing is that this girl complaining about "too much" sex probably used to HANG her legs around her ex-BFs neck for week-long MARATHONS.

Pay a woman's bride price and she'd do EVERYTHING in her power to frustrate your life just to PROVE to you that paying her bride price doesn't mean you "own" her.

Women KNACK their BFs relentlessly.
But they NAG their husbands relentlessly.

Marriage is a LOSING game for men.

I concur!!!! 😂

press9jatv:
Haaaa This is too much oooo

Again...you put a post and be the first to quote.

Dem do you ni
😡😡😡?

Glory018:
Compliment of the season nuisance.Good for you to be considerate now Bleep off small man.

Small man?

Ain't nothing small about me...

Longmouth

1Sharon:
Divorce is now to be celebrated? He couldn't keep his home like his fathers of old.

Ashewo dey his eye. He just wants to sleep around.

Not disappointing me as usual....

Fishlips

Glory018:
Are you hungry?Drop your account number make i bless you as them don too curse you

You better save it for the new year. You go need am badly then.

Glory018:
You know me?

Yes!!!

Six years ago. You lying witch!!

brain54:
Cry me a lagoon...

My comments here will continue to give you sleepless nights.

Brace up!

Brainless54

Pele o

brain54:
Oga simp police...

I am ashamed the way you reason. To you everything is about Pucci. What brings pucci inside this matter now? Mugu 001.

By the way Pucci has never been my problem. Never will.

Rada rada!

All your posts are always to please the female gender and you always talk off key. That's why your moniker is a no disgrace to your actual brain.

Pucci has always been your problem and always will. I know it and you know it.

bukatyne:
The gifts are obviously too much for one child; there is only so much toys he can play with.

And the more toys a child has, the quicker he comes bored of them. The less toys, he can explore and be creative about their use.

I hope he doesn't grow up to become a non-committal mam because he is seeking the next thrill.

Omoh....see predictor oh...shuuu you can so see the future ehn!!!

brain54:
Who go lose as how...?

You always simp so hard online....

And you still won't get the pucci!!!

Mûmû

Samantha125:
I don't watch Nollywood Movies... I'm talking based on some life experiences some men have found themselves in due to the foolish decisions they made when they were younger.

And you still haven't answered my question, how is it her loss?

Lol...like he said you watch too many Hollywood movies.
Women who talk like that online don't do shiit. It's just a manipulative tactic which always doesn't work, on me!!!

You really think such a woman will divorce the husband after DNA test....and walk away with the kid...in Nigeria?🤣🤣🤣🤣. Especially if the kid is yours after DNA test?

She is leaving without that kid which turns out to be her loss

PinkNature:
@pukkalolo, rizzputin

Could you please put out a piece advising the younger audience here (25yrs and younger) that will help us navigate 2025 and make good use of this new year and also how to become a better version of ourselves.

Thank you.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

STENON:
Hahahaha. I am married with kids. But I have friends and families who are still single incase you are a nice person

Lol...you are a nice sport!! Good one. 🙂

purples25:
Luminouz. Luminouz.

Hope all is well.

My love (yinmu)

You refused to invite me over for Xmas rice and chicken. I will haunt you till Dec.31st

Glory018:
I will get close to the guy first to be sure I’m right that’s he’s genuine.If truly he is,Then I will bring up the case(story) up as a joke when everyone is together for everyone to input their opinions maybe with that your sister would feel remorseful.

You are lying. You won't do shiit!!!

purples25:
Do you see that even when you support these men they turn on you?

This nairaland, you'll think you're being good to them, honest, well behaved and understanding their view, they will still return to you with the same insults they are giving other female nairalanders.

That's how it often ends here.

Will you shût dafuq UP!!!

Purple menace

ChizzyBuna:
my mother was the first that went to village to clean and get our village house ready.

Meanwhile my dad excuse for not joining her was that he has some workers his trying to settle their salary before going to village for christmas

Meaning he arrived village 24th night while my mum had been in village since 21st december.

Clearly my p man use that excuse to knack...SMH
Only God will judge that man!!

Now i just arrive the house in town and this man had the audacity to not even dispose the condoms
3 Beer bottles litrerd on the floor
Asin i just dey regret entering his room. I no fit look that man the same again

Attention seeker

Won't you stop all these shiits before 2025?

Infotubia9ja....

Dem just dey disgrace you since yesterday.

Go sit down. You lost this round

STENON:
My first class BSc(Ed) Physics Education from Nigeria got me my Teaching job in the UK

Come and marry me and take me to the UK, first class woman

1Sharon:
Now ask yourself why you took what I said as an insult.

K

Infotubia9ja:
Na because you dey online you get mouth dey talk all this one if only I was lucky for you to say this to my face before you finish that statement, I for don put one hot lead in-between you senseless skull six feet under.
And I stand by my words

Mûmû...you wan kill me because I disagreed with you?

Come to Agbowo, ibadan na..make I use your balls do suya!!!